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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Been trying to post ALL bloomin' day but the phone kept ringing/door knocking/people (who? :unsure: ) turning up UNannounced :rolleyes:

:angry: ....and so I had to tell 'em

'You'll have to go....my psillies are calling'

<In my mind :lol: >

SOooooo, (given up on quoting)

OMG!!! Suziannes Great Dane story!!!! :wub: (I LOVE G/Danes ♥....2 of my friends have them.......beautiful gentle beasts :D )

BeaverlEE!!!!! :wub:

PadT's man phlue/on the turn burger? :unsure: ....... our Houston Angel under stress :(

HOLY MOLY!!...in between the visitors and stuff I had another crack of cooking the keen-wah :ph34r:

GADS!! I think I've got it!!.....faux porridge avec cinnamon and honey with milk was indeed edible......... however my Mum looked at it like this --------> :unsure:

She asked why I didn't just make normal porridge :blink: .......which I suppose is a fair question as I'm not a cOeliac :lol:

......STOP PRESS!!!!!!!

Dear gaaaaaawd I have a new man for 'the laminate list'

I have discovered Simon Baker whilst waTCHING 'The Mentalist'!!!!!!!!

Yessss please :D


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Jestgar Rising Star
She asked why I didn't just make normal porridge :blink: .......which I suppose is a fair question as I'm not a cOeliac :lol:

Oh where's the adventure in that??

elye Community Regular

Justin would be the bearded one. . .. . .....and Nik, there's NO hot porridge like KEEN-OH-WA porridge! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Why did no one show me this video???!!!!! :angry::angry::lol::lol:

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Saw it referenced elsewhere, was hard to track down the full SNL skit and there's a bit of fluff at the very beginning and end that I don't think is suppose to be there . . . plus mine got really loud at the end so watch out . . . this answers the question that I had when Bev posted (emailed?) that link a while back . . . why was that man dressed in a leotard??? . . . apparently, it was a parody of this parody.

:lol: x10

(JT still looks good in a leotard ;) )

jerseyangel Proficient
PadT's man phlue/on the turn burger? :unsure: ....... our Houston Angel under stress :(

Nope--just an idiot :lol:

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, all. I'm dephinately pheeling squiggly at the moment--is anybody else?

elye Community Regular
Good morning, all. I'm dephinately pheeling squiggly at the moment--is anybody else?

:lol::lol: POeter! I missed squiggling with you by, what -- half an hour?

Story of me life. .. . . . . ..... :rolleyes:

All right, Peeps! We are Officially Emptying the Ho'tub This Morning. . . . . ......

What will we find in there??.. .. . .......


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning

Glad the hear dr apt went well amanda

Em.......All right, Peeps! We are Officially Emptying the Ho'tub This Morning.What will we find in there??

HOW COME YOU HAVE TO EMPTY THE TUB????

i THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD KEEP UP ALL YEAR...ARE YOU JUST CLEANING.

forgot to chime in on the cane tip........... :o bet it bleached out or.........think some of the old ones were that brick color

going to try to tackle some of the basement 'junk' to pitch this am. Rainy and misty here so might as well hang in the 'dank' basement.

Have a nice weekend all

hope Lisa Brian and Nat are doing well.

Judy

psawyer Proficient
What will we find in there??.. .. . .......

Water?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

soggy marshmallows????

Morning Sillz-

Dreary morning. Today well tonight we are meeting my college buds to go bowling--last time I went bowling I slipped and fell on the alley....boy was that embarrassing.....

So watching property ladder right now--fun fun!

Jestgar Rising Star
What will we find in there??.. .. . .......

The Hoff?

jerseyangel Proficient
What will we find in there??.. .. . .......

A soggy, but still tough Chuck Norris???

Which reminds me--coming into town last week on the highway, was a billboard for a lawyer. It said--"Walker, Texas Lawyer"--with a picture of the guy standing like Chuck, only with his suit jacket flung over his shoulder :lol:

Guess ya had to be there......

In other news, all this talk of porrage and gruel....I'm making rice cooked in almond milk fer breakfast. Planning to top it wif a little maple syrup :P No egg, right?

jerseyangel Proficient

The breakfast rice gruel stuff was really good! Next time, I won't make quite as much and won't add as much maple syrup, but it was decadent and I ate it all :lol:

elye Community Regular
Water?

The Hoff?

A soggy, but still tough Chuck Norris???

:lol::lol:

Gah, this is SOOOOO disappointing.. . ......I was indeed hoping I could report that we found a meteorite, or a horse halter, or a bag of pieces of eight, lying at the bottom. .....but nowt was there. :rolleyes:

Nothing else to report. I was so excited about a possible bizarre finding that all things happening today are now just pale and insignificant. . . . .........

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Happy Saturday morn, Squigglies! :wub:

the MOST gorgeous spring day........wish you all were here! You'd love my wee garden........must post new photos on the 'book :)

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Been trying to post ALL bloomin' day but the phone kept ringing/door knocking/people (who? ) turning up UNannounced

....and so I had to tell 'em

'You'll have to go....my psillies are calling'

<In my mind >

SOooooo, (given up on quoting)

OMG!!! Suziannes Great Dane story!!!! (I LOVE G/Danes ♥....2 of my friends have them.......beautiful gentle beasts )

PadT's man phlue/on the turn burger? ....... our Houston Angel under stress

HOLY MOLY!!...in between the visitors and stuff I had another crack of cooking the keen-wah

GADS!! I think I've got it!!.....faux porridge avec cinnamon and honey with milk was indeed edible......... however my Mum looked at it like this -------->

She asked why I didn't just make normal porridge .......which I suppose is a fair question as I'm not a cOeliac

......STOP PRESS!!!!!!!

Dear gaaaaaawd I have a new man for 'the laminate list'

I have discovered Simon Baker whilst waTCHING 'The Mentalist'!!!!!!!!

Yessss please

:lol: :lol: :lol: yer whole post gave me much joy......

Yes! Simon please!!!!!!!! :wub: dreamy, he is......

normal porridge <_<

and OMG - LOVE that Beyonc

Jestgar Rising Star

Well now, I just hired my friends husband to build stuff. He asked if he could start cleaning up as well, and what to do if he had any good ideas for plantings or something.... :blink::o:D:P

So amazing to find someone who's actually willing to work.

jerseyangel Proficient
Padt, how's the Texas Phlughue?

All better now :D Mefinks it was phood related........

Turned Wayne up a notch from the normal setting (knee-jerk, I'm sure) and now me water bottles are half frozen. :blink: Ya know, a freakin fridge shouldn't throw me this much! :huh::lol: Been keepin' house fer nigh on 35 years, and this has to beat all :P:rolleyes:B)

Gorgeous day here, though. Storms have blown out, it's crisp and cool wif blue sky. I may take a walk in a little while.

Just broke a nail scrubbing the tile grout on the bathroom floor <_< Allo puked last night and it sat for hours.....

Suz--hope your back pheels better after a rest :)

Em--sorry the ho-tub didn't yield anything noteworthy...... :lol: pieces of eight :lol: too phunny!

:D Squigglies :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Well now, I just hired my friends husband to build stuff. He asked if he could start cleaning up as well, and what to do if he had any good ideas for plantings or something.... :blink::o:D:P

So amazing to find someone who's actually willing to work.

Hang on to him at all costs!!!! ;):D:lol:

What "stuff" are you having built?

Jestgar Rising Star
All better now :D Mefinks it was phood related........

:o :o Patti got a disease from Wayne's improperly cared for whosi-whatsit!!

My new best friend Todd (who is an artist at heart) is going to build me a raised garden bed, a chicken coop, possibly the mini patio at the side of the house, and maybe working up to a "carport" made of trellises (not a fixed building, no permits).

jerseyangel Proficient
My new best friend Todd (who is an artist at heart) is going to build me a raised garden bed, a chicken coop, possibly the mini patio at the side of the house, and maybe working up to a "carport" made of trellises (not a fixed building, no permits).

Sweet!! :D

elye Community Regular

Jess! :huh: A chicken coop??

You are gonna start raising chickens? Mygawd, I do hope you won't start finding li'l love-present dead chickens on your floor, minus their ears....hmmm...the ears would be okay, too hard to get to. . . .....minus their beaks, perhaps... . . . ..

Well now, I just hired my friends husband to build stuff. He asked if he could start cleaning up as well, and what to do if he had any good ideas for plantings or something....

So amazing to find someone who's actually willing to work.

Wow.. . . . . .....thumb picture, please. . . . ....

:lol:

Turned Wayne up a notch from the normal setting (knee-jerk, I'm sure) and now me water bottles are half frozen. Ya know, a freakin fridge shouldn't throw me this much! :huh::lol: Been keepin' house fer nigh on 35 years, and this has to beat all :P

Boy, this Wayne character is starting to jerk you around, Pahteee... ..changing things on ya, getting rather unpredictable and unreliable. .. . ....it's only a temporary relationship, otherwise I think I'd suggest dumping him .. . . . .... :rolleyes:

Soooozle on Percocet! Phab.. . . . .....but BOO on the insomnia.... . . ...

Shame...you felt like squiggling, and no one was around. . . .. ..self-squiggling is just NOT the same as a Group Squiggle. . . . ...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Apologies for my tardiness....been snoozing and equally other important stuff ;)

A deep disappointment 'bout now't at the bottom of M's ho'tub........but what are pieces of eight ??? :huh::lol:

and I DID find my magic place!!!!!!!!!

:D Good to know! - easy on he digging now!!! <my 'teachers' voice>

Well now, I just hired my friends husband to build stuff.

:lol::lol:

This tickles me!!....before Tel got ill my friends used to hire him to build things and tackle projects........in fact he did at one time get involved in a 'chicken poop coop' project once....and our payment was a dozen fresh eggs once a week!! :P

Turned Wayne up a notch from the normal setting (knee-jerk, I'm sure) and now me water bottles are half frozen. :blink: Ya know, a freakin fridge shouldn't throw me this much! :huh::lol: Been keepin' house fer nigh on 35 years, and this has to beat all :P:rolleyes:B)

The Texan air making PadT most wackl!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Texan fridges :rolleyes:

Clocks go forward tonight one hour <_< :sleepyface: but the bonus is MORE light!!!!!

Spring really gets going now......YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess! :huh: A chicken coop??

You are gonna start raising chickens? Mygawd, I do hope you won't start finding li'l love-present dead chickens on your floor, minus their ears....

:lol: :lol: The building and pen will have to be built to withstand raccoons and coyotes. I don't think it'll be anything more than live theater for young master Lyle, the Deft.

Clocks go forward tonight one hour <_< :sleepyface: but the bonus is MORE light!!!!!

Spring really gets going now......YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

uh.......Nik......You DO realize that the light isn't really controlled by the clocks....right?

psawyer Proficient
What are pieces of eight ??? :huh::lol:

The term refers to an historic Spanish coin worth 8 reales. They were widely used around the time Spain was trying to take over the New World.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
The term refers to an historic Spanish coin worth 8 reales. They were widely used around the time Spain was trying to take over the New World.

Thankyou oracle!!! :D

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