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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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flourgirl Apprentice
I must share the news, friends. We're expecting...ducks!! This crazy momma mallard has planted four little greyish/green eggs in me rhododendrun :huh:

This is quite wackl--we live in a hugely populated subdivision whose only source of water is the errant swimming pool (which haven't been open since last Labor Day.)

The poor little dear.

Mu hubby is tres excited--I think he's more excited about the impending duckies then he was when I was preggers with me daughter :lol:

I told him this was probably a portent to "get our ducks in a row", but he says it's probably more a sign that the "cheese has fallen off me quwackers".

My Animal Speak book says this:

"The mallard...can be very amiable and display a wide variety of emotions.

It may reflect a need to to find comfort...with those of like mind and spirit."

Ooooh, good stuff, huh?

Mimm-e-o! You must rush to the store and buy a little kiddie-pool for the duckies!!! Those babies are going to need to learn to swim :lol::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
She's a talk-tease.

:lol: I yam. Probably will not reveal all on this phorum. Just titillating bits and pieces.

Yep, I've been kinda quiet. Cabernet Sauvignon is a good choice. In the alternative:

Combine eight parts gin with one part dry vermouth in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with olives. Cheers! :)

Minnesota? Yeah, serious winters there. My mother is from Minnesota.

Judy, it will be nineteen years for me next week. You can do it!

Peter! that martini of your'n is just too..........serious for me. :wacko: I need sumphin more........phruity? phrivolous? umm.............SWEETER????????? maybe with an umbrella or something in a brown paper bag? :lol:

I know you all know one another much better than you know me, but I have wanted to mention that my husband is a moderator on the Blue Gorrillas website and every year they have a reunion. It's a lot of fun. Not every one goes every year, but we webcam it for those who can't make it. The guys have a stuffed blue gorilla that they send to each other. His journeys are photographed and posted and he travels with a suitcase filled with mementos, a scrapbook, and a journal--it is very funny to see some of the places he has been and with whom.

So, I just wanted to say that it would be GREAT FUN to see you crazy kooks in person!! And maybe send a silly little yak on a trip around the world, too.

Umm...............Mimms, WHAT is this Blue Gorilla thingy of which you speak???????? How did it start? Is that gorilla like that traveling gnome that was kidnapped from Pacific Grove, CA?

I am simply OUT OF MY MINNNNNNNNDD for yer hubby's group and concept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SILLS - do we need to get an yeti and start sending it around? :rolleyes:

must ponder this.......MUST have more info!!!!!!!!!!!

And to you, Susan/Dingo Babe,

I am truly sorry to hear that you are sad, angry, and in any way troubled. You, who bring such JOY to others, do not deserve to be anything but brilliantly happy, always.

This may surprise you, but I knew something was not right--sensed it. That's because I really like you, and appreciate knowing you, and now that you've become a part of my life I (and I'm sure I speak for all of us) find your unhappiness distressing.

I think that the life goes where the heart dictates, and that if you are meant to go to Minnesota, you shall. Or not. And try to remember that our families are not always a direct reflection of our own ability to soar and find happiness--if that were the case I'd be freakin MISERABLE right now :)

The truth is, it seems to me, that we are who we choose to be, not who our families, spouses, children, and friends tell us we are or want us to be. And you my friend, are pretty f--in cool.

Do be happy, and know that you are terribly important to SO MANY. <<Hugs>> from afar.

Mimms :(:) this actually made me cry.

I still struggle with the dark side, as all the Sills know. But it's not like before - I was pretty massively bipolar before dx, over three years ago. I gained the benefit of a quiet brain for the first time in my entire life, with the removal of the evil grain. :) But........sometimes I fall over into the abyss, still. Sometimes I get too hyper. Sometimes too sad. I'm an old lady now, who...............well............

as my theme song states.........

"I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........."

:lol:

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to smoke a clove. :ph34r: Yes, I"m a smoker also......clove cigarettes. Used to be a pack a year? or so? tucked away in my freezer and pulled out for the full moon. I am up to at least a pack a month now. Scares me to death. :huh:

I have tried all my 21 perfume samples, in a matter of three days. :wacko: read all the notes, made my own.......and for what? some of the world's most phamous boutique fragrances, and nearly all..........stinketh. But it's not their fault, I have strange body chemistry.

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I have tried all my 21 perfume samples, in a matter of three days. :wacko: read all the notes, made my own.......and for what? some of the world's most phamous boutique fragrances, and nearly all..........stinketh. But it's not their fault, I have strange body chemistry.

:lol: :lol:

I certainly hope you did not just accept your owm opinion on this but walked uoa and down the street asking strange men to snifgf you and tel you what they think.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I am once again making too much food (when is that flood gonna hit?).

Making chili with ground turkey, except that while I was at the store I doscovered a package of bacon on sale, so that's goin in too....althpugh I'm not sure how much will be left by the time the turkey's ready to go in the pot.

I've aso; discovered that bacon goes quite well with scothc

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG

Geoss - what kind of Scotch?

*snort*

almost forgot

PUT THOSE THINGS DOWN!!!! WE EXPECT YOU AT THE RENUNIONS FOR MANY YEARS TO COME!!!

she is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harrumph :angry:

:ph34r:

Yep, Jess has been drinking!!! . . .

and I swear, I didn't edit anything

*snigger* 'tis quite phunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no, for once you did not!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimm-e-o! You must rush to the store and buy a little kiddie-pool for the duckies!!! Those babies are going to need to learn to swim

I KNOW! how WILL they learn to swim????? the wee babes need some water......and a coyote-proof kiddie pool!!!!!!!!!! Listen to Ranger Treesah Ted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

going to go watch an overly-serious movie now.......always makes me feel better about my paltry little life.........

:blink:

keep uppin' the wackl, Sills B)

I just love you all :wub:

<love surge, did you feel it?> :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I certainly hope you did not just accept your owm opinion on this but walked uoa and down the street asking strange men to snifgf you and tel you what they think.

Jess is so cute when she's had a snootphul :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I certainly hope you did not just accept your owm opinion on this but walked uoa and down the street asking strange men to snifgf you and tel you what they think.

*giggle*

Yes, please ask a strange man to snifgf you . . . then fill us in on what he actually does. . . :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I certainly hope you did not just accept your owm opinion on this but walked uoa and down the street asking strange men to snifgf you and tel you what they think.

:o

ask a strange man to snifgf me???????????????

THE HELL YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOVE it when Geoss drinks and posts

:lol:

but she's right.......I"ve GOT to find the eviscerated zombie man......I think I'll go shuffling 'round the 'hood, shirtless, in pj bottoms, with a huge piece of gauze taped to my side......and see if he surfaces

:lol:

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
*giggle*

Yes, please ask a strange man to snifgf you . . . then fill us in on what he actually does. . . :lol:

**snort**

DingoGirl Enthusiast
*giggle*

Yes, please ask a strange man to snifgf you . . . then fill us in on what he actually does. . . :lol:

great minds, jhanit, great minds

:lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Does it get any better than this? Sillies spending a Saturday night together :wub:

I made a pan of GFP brownies, and am about to have a wee bit o wine.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Does it get any better than this? Sillies spending a Saturday night together :wub:

I made a pan of GFP brownies, and am about to have a wee bit o wine.

Old School Wackl-ness :wub::wub:

brownies and wine!!!!!!!!! I"ll be there, stat B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I LOVE it when Geoss drinks and posts

Well she still talks a good game . . . just loses a few typing spelling motor skills.

Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . Jess, please go turn your stove off . . . :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I am drinking Open Original Shared Link

the doublewood

did I tell you fuys that sombeody told me that the gas satition on the resrvation has a liquor store in it> Not theat I woul ever go the re xouste the taxaes anfd all that, but they rold me that the stuff they sell si less thatn the liquor stoer. :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
Peter! that martini of your'n is just too..........serious for me. :wacko: I need sumphin more........phruity? phrivolous? umm.............SWEETER????????? maybe with an umbrella or something in a brown paper bag? :lol:
Um, I don't really do sweet drinks--they f*** up my blood sugar too much. Perhaps Grand Marnier or Tia Maria, slowly sipped from a small snifter. Or chugged straight from the bottle. :ph34r:

I have tried all my 21 perfume samples, in a matter of three days. :wacko: read all the notes, made my own.......and for what? some of the world's most phamous boutique fragrances, and nearly all..........stinketh. But it's not their fault, I have strange body chemistry.

Well, I suppose that it is better than having a strange body. :lol: :lol: We love you just the way you are, Susie. :wub:

I'm slow to type tonight--lots of posts while I was typing--will go back and catch up.

Jestgar Rising Star
I am drinking Open Original Shared Link

the doublewood

did I tell you fuys that sombeody told me that the gas satition on the resrvation has a liquor store in it> Not theat I woul ever go the re xouste the taxaes anfd all that, but they rold me that the stuff they sell si less thatn the liquor stoer. :rolleyes:

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: I should probaluy eat some more bacon :ph34r: :ph34r:

flourgirl Apprentice

Okay guys.. :P ....I actually am here when you are....and I'm lafing so hard I'm crying. I needed this so much....thanks tons!!!! :D

Not much to add to the psillie....too tired to even think strate.

Jude....hang on Sloopy!!

Psuess...Mimm-e-o's right. I pheel like I got adopted into a wondrous, loving phamily and am so glad! So often you have helped me to fite off my own dark clowds....hope I sometimes do that for you. I have a cousin who is bi-polar. Has taken herself off meds so many times. Wish she'd get tested for "it". :(

For mahselph...I'm not bi-polar...just crazy....and I reserve the right to be bachie, if I wanna be. Or happy feet....if I wanna be.

Later pholks....I got no steam left. Oh! By the way.....I'm not sure what temp. we got to today, but when I checked at 7 pm, it was 74! Wonderphulless (shiny) day!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well she still talks a good game . . . just loses a few typing spelling motor skills.

Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . Jess, please go turn your stove off . . .

*snigger* :lol: :lol:

did I tell you fuys that sombeody told me that the gas satition on the resrvation has a liquor store in it> Not theat I woul ever go the re xouste the taxaes anfd all that, but they rold me that the stuff they sell si less thatn the liquor stoer. :rolleyes:

:unsure:

surprised to have comprehended all of this, quite easily :lol: :lol:

GEOSS!!!!!!!!! turn off yer stove!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
did I tell you fuys that sombeody told me that the gas satition on the resrvation has a liquor store in it> Not theat I woul ever go the re xouste the taxaes anfd all that, but they rold me that the stuff they sell si less thatn the liquor stoer. :rolleyes:

:huh::huh:

:lol:

What in HELL is Jyessss SAYING???

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh!! oh!!!!!!!!!!

GEOSS!!!!!!!

this may not be the time to ask but.....

do you know of any really astute and fabulous attorneys in Seattle? the kinds who can reassign conservatorship/guardianship and.....declare one's psycho cousin completely insane and incompetent???????????????

just askin. We need him or her by Monday morning at 8 am.

:blink:

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
I am drinking Open Original Shared Link

the doublewood

did I tell you fuys that sombeody told me that the gas satition on the resrvation has a liquor store in it> Not theat I woul ever go the re xouste the taxaes anfd all that, but they rold me that the stuff they sell si less thatn the liquor stoer. :rolleyes:

Sounds very smooth :rolleyes:

Nighty night, Teer-essa! :)

M-m-m-m....fudgy, warm brownies :P I was gonna frost them wif vanilla buttercream, but couldn't wait.

Darn210 Enthusiast
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: I should probaluy eat some more bacon :ph34r: :ph34r:

. . . and you know you're in trouble when you go get it and it's already gone . . . and you don't remember :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: I should probaluy eat some more bacon :ph34r: :ph34r:

....and grab a bucket....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh!! oh!!!!!!!!!!

GEOSS!!!!!!!

this may not be the time to ask but.....

do you know of any really astute and fabulous attorneys in Seattle? the kinds who can reassign conservatorship/guardianship and.....declare one's psycho cousin completely insane and incompetent???????????????

just askin. We need him or her by Monday morning at 8 am.

:blink:

:rolleyes:

Susie, are you really going to trust that she can spell his/her name correctly tonight?

Heeeeyyyyyy . . . this wouldn't by any chance have to do wif the family drama you were referring to???? . . . that was an awfully big slip hint!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
....and grab a bucket....

hee

elye Community Regular
For mahselph...I'm not bi-polar...just crazy....and I reserve the right to be bachie, if I wanna be. Or happy feet....if I wanna be.

:lol: This was wunnerful to read, Tareesuh........

Well, it is going to be tough posting and simultaneously keeping up tonight....the posts are a'phlying!

Too many things are being said, too quickly, for me to respond.....gah....... :wacko: .. .. . . . ..pressure's on . .. . . .

We saw Gran Torino tonight. Fabulous. A must-see. May leave you ponderous and quiet afterward, as I am now. Hmmmm....Clint Eastwood still has a breathtaking physique, and he's what, eighty??

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