The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

I have far less patience for people's nonsense than when I was a 'young lady'.

If that ain't the troof! Slovenly poohead, indeed

I really like "Thank God I'm a Country Boy". A real knee slapper

YES!!! SAVE THE CIVCKEB!!

A new psillieville classic!

Later peeps!

Later, Nik

Morning Sillies!

I need to rant and I am sorry but this has been boiling inside me since yesterday afternoon.

As long as I live, Amanda, I'll never understand such people. Breaks your heart sometimes, doesn't it.........

I circled the house, going from window to window, hoping hubby had left one unlocked after the warm spell this weekend--and yea--he did. I had to hoist myself up from a vinyl lawn chair to the bedroom window and pull myself through.

....picturing this whole debacle...... Look at it this way, minimom--yer day now has no where to go but up!!

Me mum called last night.....an old friend of mine (went on me phirst "real" dinner date with him, but were better friends and hung around daily all through high school) has passed away We lost touch almost immediately after graduation, as often happens, but still.....

Em--The quote function is not working for me very well this morning--it took 3 times to get as many quotes up as I did here, but I can understand your mom's wanting to keep the party low-key. I know that even wif just immediate family and a cake, it's going to be a lovely, meaningphul gathering celebrating the special day of two wonderful pholks And that's what counts!

[Jestgar]

....but I'm too old to be intimidated by idiots anymore.

:lol:

I call this my rat's a$$ stage of life. You do whatever you want - I don't give a rat's a$$.

[jerseyangel]

:lol:

I call this my rat's a$$ stage of life. You do whatever you want - I don't give a rat's a$$.

I'm there now, and really liking it

Oh so liberating!!

[elye]

What a crappy situation, Amanda! You got exactly the right word -- MEAN.

Pahteigh.. .. .I'm really sorry to hear about your high school chum. So young!

I had to hoist myself up from a vinyl lawn chair to the bedroom window and pull myself through. My dog thought this was an an amazing trick--he was rather jealous, I think. He's now eyeballing my opposable thumbs with a look of wonderment and envy.

The bad news--me thighs are now bruised from knee to hip

Raechull! Quelle aventure. .. . .....

Thighs are now bruised -- not rubbed like Jyess's.. . .....thank GAWD for those opposable thumbs! And thank gawd me dogs do NOT have these - -I'd never see them again!

[Mtndog]

Hi Psillies!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO behind but catching up whilst I post.

Have you guys seen Craig Ferguson's stand-up. Kurt and i watched it last night- he is SO cute and phunny. Does a mean Sean Connery! He may be my new crussh :wub:

Jess- Your mom looks so young! I definitely see the resemblance! Jess's drunken postings :lol: I am so sad I missed the pahtee!!!!!! And patteigh's frosted buttercream brownies........I think I just had a FOODGASM!

WHAT IN HELL???? I can't leave you kids alone for a MINUTE!

I leave with your father to go watch a movie, just one hour of peace, and I come back to find Susan getting snifgf'd by strange men, Jess is typing like a dislexic scotch moron, Patty's snoot is phul, somebody stuck little paper fritu thingiers on the hoes, and the damn beans are ho' tubbin it in the CROCKPOT, for Gods' sake?! Tsk, tsk, ladies--and gents--you have been naughty little pups. Now straight to bed, all of you. No pudding for you.

I will esplain about de gorillas in blue on the morrow, you nutty wackd out sneeches.

x25,000,000

The native civckeb...........tastes like chicken?

[jerseyangel]

And patteigh's frosted buttercream brownies........I think I just had a FOODGASM!

A phoodgasm!!!

I had not made those brownies for quite a while (seems they're always sold out....) and I think they changed something--they're even better than they used to be! I'm pretty sure they used to make a 9x13 inch pan of brownies--this was only for a square pan but no dry edges and just as chewy and moist as could be

Can't make them too often, though....betwix Mark and I, they only lasted the weekend

[elye]

.......I think I just had a FOODGASM!

Bevel...OMG.... . . must start using this. . . ..

[JNBunnie1]

HERE i IS!!!!!!

I know, I'm a horribly recalcitrant silleee. I can't keep myself inside when it's nice, so this past weekend we pruned up our blueberry bushes. As a result, I'm currently sitting at home on the computer because I have poison ivy all over my face and don't want to go out in public. It's all over my cheek and under my chin and oh gee, now it's spread to my EYELID. It's all over my hip too, but I can't even hardly notice that while my FACE IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Whaddayou guys do for the poison weed? I'm currently slathering on tea tree oil cream and holding cold things to my face. My current cold thing is a hunk of cheese. I confess though, I prefer a flaming face to that God-awful itch.

Paddddeeeee.....

Can I have a brownie?.......

[jerseyangel]

Paddddeeeee.....

Can I have a brownie?.......

If I had any left, I'd send ya one!

Sorry bout the poison ivy I've only had it once--and that was enough! All over me legs, arms and phace. I tried everything, but nothing really worked to get rid of it except time. Cool showers, not getting overheated/sweating, and calamine dabbed on with a cotton ball helped the most. Try not to scratch.

Pheel better!

[JNBunnie1]

If I had any left, I'd send ya one!

Sorry bout the poison ivy I've only had it once--and that was enough! All over me legs, arms and phace. I tried everything, but nothing really worked to get rid of it except time. Cool showers, not getting overheated/sweating, and calamine dabbed on with a cotton ball helped the most. Try not to scratch.

Pheel better!

I actually am really good about avoiding it, because my reaction is so unpleasant, but we were pulling up roots I didn't know were ivy roots, and then I got whipped in the face by a blue berry branch, so I was rubbing it, and blah blah blah....... you'd think I'd learn.

[elye]

Hi, Bunnnnnnie!!!

.......noooooooooooo scratching. . . ......... . .. . . ....

[Jestgar]

Where's Suzie? Isn't she our expert on rolling in touching scary plants?

[Mtndog]

Bevel...OMG.... . . must start using this. . . ..

You mean no one else has FOODGASMS?

Bunnie- Ouch! But you must tell us if the pattern begins to resemble anything or anyone? I hope you pheel better soon!

Manda- Meant to comment on your story before. MEAN PEOPLE STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

Jess- I keep think your mom is posting :lol:

[JNBunnie1]

Hi, Bunnnnnnie!!!

.......noooooooooooo scratching. . . ......... . .. . . ....

NOPE! I've been good, if it itches too much to handle I just do something that makes it burn instead. I only itched it on the spot on my face before I realized what it was, and that's definitely the worst patch. You know, my job requires me to work with guests in a small enclosed space. I look like the Frankenstein monster. I didn't realize I was so vain before.

[Darn210]

Hey Sillies,

Back is messed up and being on the computer (my posture or sommat) really antagonizes it so you shall only see me briefly over the next few days.

I think we've hung around each other too much . . . (never!!!) . . . Rachill says sumptin about her thigh and I plan to make a "Jess will rub it" comment and someone (don't know who now) beats me to it!!! Bunnie talks about her poison ivy and I plan to comment on "Who does your rash resemble", and once again, I am beaten to the punch!!!! I think we are all probably starting to look alike, too . . . my hair seems to be curlier than it use to be a couple of years ago.

JoDog's chill pill . . . well, she was still all excited, just clumsier whilst jumping stumbling around . . . I don't think that's the intention!!

Gotta Go. Can't sit in this chair for too long.

[jerseyangel]

I think we've hung around each other too much . . . (never!!!) . . . Rachill says sumptin about her thigh and I plan to make a "Jess will rub it" comment and someone (don't know who now) beats me to it!!! Bunnie talks about her poison ivy and I plan to comment on "Who does your rash resemble", and once again, I am beaten to the punch!!!! I think we are all probably starting to look alike, too . . . my hair seems to be curlier than it use to be a couple of years ago.

Happens to me too, Jan-it! Yup--pretty soon we're all going to begin to look alike! Should make fer some very intertesting avs. People will gradually notice and ask why "those people" on "that thread" all have that same look about them

Gawd help us!

Hope yer back pheels better and yer back real soon Hee! "back real soon--get it??

Psills--the UPS guy was just here and I happen to have a loaf of GFP bread cooling on the counter. He obviously smelled it right away when I opened the door and said--"Mrs. Dorschug! You make your own bread?

I went on to bore the poor guy wif the story of why I have to

What was he delivering, you might ask??? A new pair of jammies I just had to have

[Judyin Philly]

You mean no one else has FOODGASMS?

Bunnie- Ouch! But you must tell us if the pattern begins to resemble anything or anyone? I hope you pheel better soon!

Manda- Meant to comment on your story before. MEAN PEOPLE STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so much to comment on but for now just .................

FOODGASMS.............LOVE IT

Manda did you get my email.

Bunnie........don't scratch

so many other wanted to comment on but just too much when i miss a day

Just wanted to say 'hi' friends. Yes still in the basement but coming up to enjoy the sun and walk the gardens. they are just beautiful this year. I'm thinking they are coming up to 'say good bye'

even a shrub that's never bloomed is just incrediable this year.

got the porch railing ready for painting. might do that this week end

the prep sure takes the time

I WANT TO GET ON A PLANE AND LEAVE

[elye]

OMG..... ... .just spent a HEINOUS amount of time online (Jyaghnutt, you'd have passed out -- thank gawd me back's okay) downloading and eventually burning songs onto a C/D. I went searching for the Top Billboard songs that happened in 1949 - - the year my parents married - - and I'm giving it to them tomorrow. Some unbelievable work...... . Louis Armstrong, Tommy Dorsey, Ella......and my absolute fave:

Happens to me too, Jan-it! Yup--pretty soon we're all going to begin to look alike! Should make fer some very intertesting avs. People will gradually notice and ask why "those people" on "that thread" all have that same look about them

Hey, it certainly started happening wif the Sam Hill Manhead avs. .. ..... . !

I'm sure they are already thinking that we sound the same. . . ....... . .

Psills--the UPS guy was just here and I happen to have a loaf of GFP bread cooling on the counter. He obviously smelled it right away when I opened the door and said--"Mrs. Dorschug! You make your own bread?

I went on to bore the poor guy wif the story of why I have to

What was he delivering, you might ask??? A new pair of jammies I just had to have

Um.....and his thumbs were.. . . ......?????....... . . . . . . ....

I'm thinking they are coming up to 'say good bye'

even a shrub that's never bloomed is just incrediable this year.

Ohhhhh, Jooooodie.. . . ....this gave me a li'l sad pang. .. . . ..!

[Jestgar]

Just wanted to say 'hi' friends. Yes still in the basement but coming up to enjoy the sun and walk the gardens. they are just beautiful this year. I'm thinking they are coming up to 'say good bye'

even a shrub that's never bloomed is just incrediable this year.

dig 'em up and mail 'em to yerself

[mimommy]

Oy vey, the day I've had. Twas fercockt. Nice to kibitz wif me haimisher mensch.

My bubby spoke yiddish--a German dialect--(mum's side is jewish) and when the aunties got together they would swear this way so us kiddies wouldn't know what they were saying.

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*I* still luuuv J. Denver too. We must be part of a secret society, where nobody admits to this in public!

I've been know to tell pointers (who are generally aiming for intimidation) that if they want to keep that finger they better put it away . Tends to shut them up. I used to be a real mouse....but I'm too old to be intimidated by idiots anymore.

Yes....you need to sit on the eggs in the absence to the actual mom. You could put this on your resume and pick up some good "side"money as a nest-sitter

I was going to marry him

*note to self: never--EVER--point finger at this girl

Yes, nest-sitting, poop cleaning, puke wiping, home-invasion--quite a varied and unique skill set.

Morning Sillies!

I need to rant and I am sorry but this has been boiling inside me since yesterday afternoon. People are so mean!!!!

You see--this is exactly what I'm talking about!! Schmucks, mamzers, pishers. Amanda, you sound like a lovely, compassionate person, and I say screw 'em. Do something nice anyway, inspite of the bastiches. That poor woman! After all she's done for them, and they can't even scrape a few bucks together for a card? Bah!

....picturing this whole debacle...... Look at it this way, minimom--yer day now has no where to go but up!!

Me mum called last night.....an old friend of mine has passed away

Patty, so sorry to hear of your loss. It kind of brings life into a little better focus, I think, to hear such sad news. Did your friend have a family--spouse, kids? I always immediately think of those left behind when I hear something like this--How they must be hurting! What will they do?

The 'debacle'. Yeah, twas interesting breakin' into me own home. My dog thought I was some kind of magician. One minute he was following me from window to window, looking out at me like "Uh, watcha doin?" The next minute, I was standing in the back room. He came down the hall and found me there with the most hysterical look upon his face. "WIH?? Whoaaa...how did you do that? Are you a witch er sumfin'?"

Then, as if I needed a good hosing, when I got to work a pipe broke under the sink and positively showered me with a full pressure spray of several gallons of water. What a mess!

I call this my rat's a$$ stage of life. You do whatever you want - I don't give a rat's a$$.

You go girl!

*note to self: don't ever--EVER--piss this one off

I think I just had a FOODGASM!

The native civckeb...........tastes like chicken?

Civckeb--the other white meat. And naturally gluten free!

Foodgasms...ahhh *sigh* Love them. Second only to bedgasms (that moan of pleasure one makes when the achin' bod finally lands between the sheets.)

I have poison ivy all over my face and don't want to go out in public.

Oh, that stinks! So sorry for you

I think we've hung around each other too much . . . (never!!!) . . . Rachill says sumptin about her thigh and I plan to make a "Jess will rub it" comment and someone (don't know who now) beats me to it!!! Bunnie talks about her poison ivy and I plan to comment on "Who does your rash resemble", and once again, I am beaten to the punch!!!! I think we are all probably starting to look alike, too . . . my hair seems to be curlier than it use to be a couple of years ago.

I find myself nearly incapable of normal articulation. I now say things in baby talk wif a really bad scottish accent. I can nae even think straight.

And I find my mind drifting back to some joke I read here and start giggling. People are starting to stare.

Hi, Judy

Suze, where for art thoust?

[jerseyangel]

OMG..... ... .just spent a HEINOUS amount of time online (Jyaghnutt, you'd have passed out -- thank gawd me back's okay) downloading and eventually burning songs onto a C/D. I went searching for the Top Billboard songs that happened in 1949 - - the year my parents married - - and I'm giving it to them tomorrow. Some unbelievable work...... . Louis Armstrong, Tommy Dorsey, Ella......

They're gonna just love that, Em!

Me niece (who is also me goddaughter) is making her Confirmation Thursday night and has asked me dad to be her sponsor. I think this is the sweetest thing, but this is Emily, just the most lovely girl. Anyway, my dad told me last night he was wearing a yellow tie and a new grey suit for the occasion so I just ordered a wristlet fer Emily and a coordinating (yellow) boutonniere fer me dad to be delivered to the house that afternoon. I would so like to have been able to be there........

[jerseyangel]

Patty, so sorry to hear of your loss. It kind of brings life into a little better focus, I think, to hear such sad news. Did your friend have a family--spouse, kids? I always immediately think of those left behind when I hear something like this--How they must be hurting! What will they do?

Thanks, minimom

He had a wife and three daughters. From what I understand, it was a short illness. My heart goes out to them, and you're right in that this sort of news kinda puts everything into perspective

[Jestgar]

You see--this is exactly what I'm talking about!! Schmucks, mamzers, pishers. Amanda, you sound like a lovely, compassionate person, and I say screw 'em.

:lol: Love the juxtaposition.

And a new dictionary! Whaddawe got now? A Yiddish, Cockney, Shakespearean lexicon wif olde Englishe speling?

[Judyin Philly]

Going to try to be BETTER and get on more so i can comment more often.

I went searching for the Top Billboard songs that happened in 1949 - - the year my parents married - - and I'm giving it to them tomorrow. Some unbelievable work...... . Louis Armstrong, Tommy Dorsey, Ella......and my absolute fave:

WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT. i REMEMBER MY MOM AND DAD'S 50TH. THEY WILL SO TREASURE THIS GIFT OF TIME AND LOVE

Ohhhhh, Jooooodie.. . . ....this gave me a li'l sad pang. .. . . ..!

HA.........ME TOO

dig 'em up and mail 'em to yerself

i WAS THINKING OF THAT JESS ESP MY LARRY LAUDER WALKING STICK

*note to self: never--EVER--point finger at this girl

GOOD POINT

Yes, nest-sitting, poop cleaning, puke wiping, home-invasion--quite a varied and unique skill set.

THEY DO THIS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER 2 LEGGED 2 WINGED VISITORS

Hi, Judy

HI BACK

Suze, where for art thoust? DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY IS MY GUESS. HI SUEZ

They're gonna just love that, Em!

Me niece (who is also me goddaughter) is making her Confirmation Thursday night and has asked me dad to be her sponsor. I think this is the sweetest thing, but this is Emily, just the most lovely girl. Anyway, my dad told me last night he was wearing a yellow tie and a new grey suit for the occasion so I just ordered a wristlet fer Emily and a coordinating (yellow) boutonniere fer me dad to be delivered to the house that afternoon. I would so like to have been able to be there........

THAT WAS SO SWEET PATTI. YOUR DAD WILL LOVE IT PART OF YOU'LL THERE IN HIS BOUTONNIERE.