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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Bunnie--I was gonna suggest stroganoff, too. That would be really good. Sour cream, or 0% Fage yogurt, which tastes like sour cream ;)

Yep--I've taken steroids and I always felt better on them. My husband got hyper recently on them after a dental procedure and swears he will never take then again :P

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I almost forgot! My sweet hunk of a boyfriend decided to get me treats for my birthday (April 30) And went to this gluten free bakery a town over and ordered me a heart shaped chocolate cake, got muffins, three cupcakes, and a brownie. All I asked for was a cupcake!!! But the lady who started this bakery went to school to be a dessert artist before she found out she had Celiac and decided to pursue her dream gluten free anyway. OH. MY. GOD. These are the best cupcakes and cake I've ever had ever period, screw gluten free. We gave my brother in law a (small) piece of cake and he came back up the stairs a few minutes later with chocolate all over his hands and face going "That was gluten free?!?!" Oh, my lord. Sugar heaven. And she's completely dairy free too, can't even tell. Creamiest frosting on the planet.

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted
POeter is again mentioning his great, big deck.. . . ...

Gahhh!!! Tooooo funny :lol:

Well, Psills, my first day as drama queen was quite eventful.

On my way to the inauguration I not only locked myself out of the house a-gain, but locked my keys (and purse,and cell phone,and COFFEE :o ) in my car. What an idiot inconvenience.

Then, after the festivities and ball and "Llammas On Ice", I was subjected to the most tortuous thing e'er invented (ready?)--

a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Gahhh!!! Tooooo funny :lol:

Well, Psills, my first day as drama queen was quite eventful.

On my way to the inauguration I not only locked myself out of the house a-gain, but locked my keys (and purse,and cell phone,and COFFEE :o ) in my car. What an idiot inconvenience.

Then, after the festivities and ball and "Llammas On Ice", I was subjected to the most tortuous thing e'er invented (ready?)--

a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

Yup! I'm not easily spooked though, I thought it was interesting.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

Um, no I don't think I have had that experience. :ph34r:

:) :)

I have been in touch with Amanda, and she has just been overwhelmed with work and other suff this past week. She has not time, and can't seem to phind her psilly, but wants me to pass along her hello to you.

And Bunnie's back, too. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Any of you ever had one of those?

I've had 2....the heiniosity of it all...... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have been in touch with Amanda, and she has just been overwhelmed with work and other suff this past week. She has not time, and can't seem to phind her psilly, but wants me to pass along her hello to you.

So glad she's ok.. Thanks :)

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DingoGirl
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Dear gawd.. ...... . ....... ... ..please do not tell me, Sooooze, that this is what yer face looks like, as well . . .. . ......

:lol: just the grimace and the sneer, maybe, but not the tan.....

*SNOOOOORT!!!!!*

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!

OH- the hairy blues Sooze <_<

Didja git it cut??.....the 'Geronimo cut' (BAND NAME!!!!) is quite choppy, bobesque even :huh:

Ya gotta get more layerz, MORE CHOPPYNESS!!! STAT!!!!!

I DID cut it, hacked if off myself, and my mom finished trimming the back. :huh:

just bloody crazy hair, that's all............very fine but THICK - lots of it - and a mind of its own. There are all kinds of wispies now, stray lunatic hair that DRIVES ME NUTS - going in my face all day - GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I yank them out of my head all day long now -

MAKING ME PSYCHOTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

but sills - - -

I did summat quite bad today.... :(

ate some Carl's Jr. fries - - MY GAWD THEY WERE SO TASTY - - *sniff*

and in the bottom of the thing, I ate this crunchy thing........looked down, and there were more........IT WAS FROM ONION RINGS - - crunchy, fried gluten coating..... :o:(

head is spinning wildly already - - very agitated - - and we'll see what happens tomorrow. :(

am a complete eejit and expect no sympahty......

Psuess....sorry that I can't identify with the hairy problems. Mine will not curl. I do mostly cut my own...and if it looks not-so-hot, what the heck, it grows out. I also mostly don't care what it looks like...that helps quite a lot

I am OBSESSED with what it, and I, look like.....and it doesn't really grow any more, so I am screwed. :angry:

I am not aging gracefully AT ALL in the psychological sense.......I am sort of.....unraveling.

POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Psills, my first day as drama queen was quite eventful.

On my way to the inauguration I not only locked myself out of the house a-gain, but locked my keys (and purse,and cell phone,and COFFEE :o ) in my car. What an idiot inconvenience.

Then, after the festivities and ball and "Llammas On Ice", I was subjected to the most tortuous thing e'er invented (ready?)--

a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

MIMMS!!!!!!!! quelle heinosity!!!!! haven't had one and......don't even know what it is?

LURVE yer av :lol: is that really you, wearing crown and beaded gown?

more to say - -but am psychotic - -

Hi Bunnie :)

hi everyone.................

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh Seuz--I hope you don't get too bad a reaction from the fry debris :(

Yeah Minimom--I also meant to ask--is that a doctored pic of you? :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

<_< Several. Did not think to show up wearing a crown, however.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Mark out to dinner wif business people yet again.....bored to tears. Watching House Hunters on HGTV. Couple is looking fer a second home, a vacation house as it were, wif a price range of up to 2 million :o Can you imagine....... :huh:

Again, I don't get out much :lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted

Tis my face on Queen Elizabeth's bod (and note--she, too, has large bosoms). The waddle and smirk? All mine.

Hubby made it for me :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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<_< Several. Did not think to show up wearing a crown, however.

Hee!! But never again, eh Jess????? :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Tis my face on Queen Elizabeth's bod (and note--she, too, has large bosoms). The waddle and smirk? All mine.

Hubby made it for me :P

Tis hilariously phab!! :lol: He did a great job!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hee!! But never again, eh Jess????? :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Just came from the immunology meeting. They have sushi :D (Still doesn't entice people to go to a 4pm meeting, however).

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Me thoughts exactly!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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***A TRANS-VAGINAL ULTRASOUND??***

....Just wanted to see what that looked like in huge, sprawling letters. .. . ..... .

Like I'm screaming it, er sumphin'. . . ...... . . and it is a group of words that is screamed, throughout the world, quite frequently, I am certain. .. . . . ....

:lol::lol:

<_< Several. Did not think to show up wearing a crown, however.

.....Or sparkles. .. . . . . ......

Soooooze! You need to buy yerself a wig.........

Actually, as Good Queen Raechull's royal subjects, we should all be getting our hands on these:

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/7/5/2/7...e_all_liten.webp

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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:angry::angry::angry::angry:

Just lost an entire post!!!

Try again (sorry for the now lost quotes):

I've had 2....the heiniosity of it all...... <_<

How did you get so lucky? A two-fer :o

:and in the bottom of the thing, I ate this crunchy thing........looked down, and there were more........IT WAS FROM ONION RINGS - - crunchy, fried gluten coating..... :o:(

head is spinning wildly already - - very agitated - - and we'll see what happens tomorrow. :(

I am not aging gracefully AT ALL in the psychological sense.......I am sort of.....unraveling.

MIMMS!!!!!!!! quelle heinosity!!!!! haven't had one and......don't even know what it is?

Oh Suze! :unsure::o So Sorry for you!

I hereby decree as queen of everything that gluten be outlawed far and wide 4-ever!!!!

Unraveling, eh. I think I have a screw thread loose, meselph.

And the v-nal? Involves a probe inserted into you know where.

Must have been invented by a man--Dr. Mengela maybe?

I was so completely covered with goo from ribs to thighs that I had to go home and change and couldn't go back to work like I was supposed to.

Dang! I shaved my legs for this????

<_< Several. Did not think to show up wearing a crown, however.

Well, my eye patch was at the cleaners :blink:

A girl's gotta have flair ;)

Jess, you crack me up!

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted

EMMM!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ha!!!

I know I will be screaming it for at least a day 'er two.

And the rococo thum heads!!!

Can we all lift our skirts like the Madonna dancers on MTV??

We gotta show off our sparkles :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Rayechull, it is astounding how that head o' your'n just seems to belong on that regal body of Elizabeth II. . . . .... .

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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POeter is again mentioning his great, big deck.. . . ...

Has never come across POeter's great, big deck before... maybe I never will.. :o

Ok, could someone please get over here and restrain me? I'm still on steroids from the rash I had (turned out to be sumac,

Oh, and the really special part? To get me gluten free prednisone they had to give me one milligram pills. I had to take FORTY pills for FOUR days. Thankfully they're very little. Then thirty pills for four days..... Oy.

Get off those 'roids, bunnie! They will turn you into a raving maniac, or a eunuch?? And forty a day for four days?? My God woman... you'll never be able to take them things again. I got totally allergic to them from poison oak infestations (brought in by me kittersers.) Besides, you won't be able to compete in the Tour de France or the Olympics! What in? I dunno...I'm sure there's something you can do real well at! Does they have a cookin' Olympics? Any other ideas?

Almost phorgot! :oAww Hellll to the new Kween Minimome Hope your rain supreme! I see you are already aware of the offishul kourt gesture :lol::lol:

I curtsy to our new Queen in best British (stiffly formal) colonial (much more irreverent) manner. "The Queen is dead; Long Live The Queen" May she reign justly and with wisdom, and an enhanced sense of psillly! :lol:

Well, Psills, my first day as drama queen was quite eventful.

On my way to the inauguration I not only locked myself out of the house a-gain, but locked my keys (and purse,and cell phone,and COFFEE :o ) in my car. What an idiot inconvenience.

Don't Queens have "peepul" to do these things? :o Her Majesty should not be subjected to such trivia and should not just be popping out for coffee. There is responsibilties for royalty here.

Then, after the festivities and ball and "Llammas On Ice", I was subjected to the most tortuous thing e'er invented (ready?)--

a trans-v/nal ultrasound

Any of you ever had one of those?

I was kind of addicted to 'em for a while, but gave 'em up for Lent! :lol:

Mark out to dinner wif business people yet again.....bored to tears.

One can only hope he is too :rolleyes:

Late here, looong day, bed calls. Night night.

Shroom

elye Community Regular
elye
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Goooood Morning, Psillies!

Was in visiting my dad last night, and while I sat chatting with him, a nurse came in and said they were going to move him downstairs for a CT scan AND an ultrasound.

Damn.. . . . next time I will be sure to have a small container of sparkles in me purse.

:rolleyes:

Has never come across POeter's great, big deck before... maybe I never will.. :o

OMG. . . ......Shroom, you've missed photos an' everything. .. . . .....

:lol:

Besides, you won't be able to compete in the Tour de France or the Olympics! What in? I dunno...I'm sure there's something you can do real well at! Does they have a cookin' Olympics?

:lol::lol:

This is true . . .......I have failed to consider how steroids automaticaly disqualifies any of us from Olympic competition.

Dear gawd. . ....my dad cannot comptete in the 4x100 relay!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hey all! Nother gllooommy day...but at least the rain has stopped for a couple of few hours.

Psuess....in order to age gracefully (at least without screaming and tearing out the hair) is to look for the advantages. There are many! While I have never been "beautiful", I realize at this time in my life that I never will be, and don't have to be concerned about it anymore. I don't have to care. If someone has a problem with my looks, it's their problem and not mine! :D Therefore, I have no difficulty with going to the store *fresh* from the garden complete with dirt under my nails and dirt stains on my jeans. If my hair is not perfect...no sweat...I love to wear caps! I save lots of money by not wearing makeup and perfumes. I don't have to impress anyone, I just have to be happy with who I am. I don't have to take (too much) crap from anyone, I have enough crap of my own.

Anyone who is a real and genuinely decent person will see beyond the exterior to the real, wonderful person you are inside. Those are the people who are my friends and who I want to surround me in my (all too short) life. These people can deal with, and even love, my odd quirks, sometimes strange moods, and the whole range of things that make me individual.

Wishing I could help you to find acceptance and peace within *your* world. 'Tis a lovely world we live in once you get past the crud that other people toss around in it :D

Minimomi...Love the Av! You're a great new neighbor to have in Psillyville!

Hmmmmmm......trans V/invasion.....never want to try that particular joy-ride! The yearly humiliation is bad enough!!!

Glad to hear that Manda-panda is all right! Hope she comes to the surface soon and avoids drowning!

Well......back to the housework. Hoping to play outside soon and stay dry at the same time.

Hey Jude.....hope your hanging in there all right!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hey Bunnyrabbitt! I was on steroids just once. Doc thought it would help tendonitis (I was having problems with lots of inflammation in lots of places :( ) I had a severe allergic reaction and thought I was literally going to die! Probably wasn't smart, but I stopped cold and tossed them all. They are so nasty, I would tell anyone to be cautious, and only to consider them a last alternative. I guess many people take them safely...hope they are helping you. Take care!

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