The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[mimommy]

I'm on FaceBook and I'm still confused. Apparently Susie's date stank in more ways than one???

Will somebody pleeeease just tell me already?!

Hi Peter! Hi Judy!

[mimommy]

Beep. Sorry, times up.

Can't keep my eyes open any longer.

Tis near midnight here, ya know--me carraige is about to turn into a pumpkin.

Susan, I expect a full report in the morning, soldier.

[DingoGirl]

I'm just TIRED. Gads, can't imagine why (let's see.. two jobs, motherhood, cysts stealing blood flow from brain, husband coming home from work everyday listing which contracts have been lost and who's been fired/escorted out to their cars)

oh Rachull hope things get better soon. you DO have a lot on your plate....and things are just so crappy back there, in Detroit. GET SOME SLEEP!!!!!

I'm on FaceBook and I'm still confused. Apparently Susie's date stank in more ways than one???

Yes. so many ways.

Ummm........wasn't I going to STOP posting personal things on the worldwide web???

:lol:

I don't even care.

Let's just say.......I was bored to stupefaction.....and had to work the ENTIRE TIME to keep any sort of conversation going. When I would stop and wait, there could be a silence of up two....2.5 minutes? Me just sitting there, hands clasped in front of me, waiting...waiting...unprecedented!!!!!!! The eejit doesn't know ONE SINGLE THING about me - he has never asked - - just kind of lame. Sweet guy, not a bad or evil guy, but really lame.

But my gawd, I'm pretty sure I know EVERY SINGLE THING there is to know about HIM.

And I am just a tough old b!tch, I have no patience for anything any more. Especially dating-wise. I've seen it all.

there's more to it than that......starting with the guy sending me THIRTY TEXTS in the 24-hour period that he first met me.

HOw scary is that?

I mentioned that to him last night - said, it really was a bit much - and he denied it. Denied sending me all those texts!

got kind of mad, actually, and said - - "I only sent a couple on Saturday and a couple more on Sunday......."

I said - - I have my phone right here, and I can show all of them to you......

He still argued.

I said - -

"do you realized you have not asked me one single question about me in this entire evening or in any prior communication? and you don't know one thing about me?"

He got QUITE mad at that point, and said he was afraid of me. <can't say as I blame him>

I said - - "this really isn't going well at all........."

He agreed.

So I got up - actually walked away from my full glass of wine.

:lol:

It was such a waste of time.......and I KNEW it was goign to be that way. I just knew it before I went.

NOTE TO SELF: listen to instincts. Always. They are always right.

Well Sills, at least it wasn't too much effort or trouble on my part.....a quick evening, over and done with....

but gadzooks

I am really tired of weirdos

[psawyer]

I am really tired of weirdos

But, Susie, you keep coming here.

[mimommy]

Let's just say.......I was bored to stupefaction.....and had to work the ENTIRE TIME to keep any sort of conversation going. When I would stop and wait, there could be a silence of up two....2.5 minutes? Me just sitting there, hands clasped in front of me, waiting...waiting...unprecedented!!!!!!! The eejit doesn't know ONE SINGLE THING about me - he has never asked - - just kind of lame. Sweet guy, not a bad or evil guy, but really lame.

I said - -

"do you realized you have not asked me one single question about me in this entire evening or in any prior communication? and you don't know one thing about me?"

NOTE TO SELF: listen to instincts. Always. They are always right.

Oh, Suze, what a let down. I am almost glad you walked out on the guy. To be with someone like that makes solitary confinement look good

Of course I wasn't there, but it sounds to me like he's still single for a reason--nobody could ever possibly fulfill his needs.

If he hasn't asked about you, then he's not really interested in you. It sounds like he was looking for someone to validate him.

And afraid of you? You? He's obviously afraid of women (my, God, what did his mommy do to him, the poor bloke?), but I doubt it was anything you did.

How old did you say this guy was?

But, Susie, you keep coming here.

Hee-Hee-Hee!!

Well, that's cuz we feel right at home.

[Jestgar]

read "penne" as "penii"

I am SURE there is penis-shaped pasta somewhere in the world........

Yes there is, and I have some.

It's, unfortunately, wheat flavored, so no munchin' on penii for me

I am really tired of weirdos

Try this place:

or this one:

[JNBunnie1]

This being the Sillie thread and everything.....I was only kidding.

I know!

I was egotistically hoping for a reaction of "NO NO, KEEP IT COMING!!!"

Cooking is the one art form I've even come close to excelling at, I'll take my affirmation wherever I can get it.

[mimommy]

well, I'm afraid you're going to have to join facebook to find out

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Done!

_{check dat off me list of lifetime goals}

Yes there is, and I have some.

It's, unfortunately, wheat flavored, so no munchin' on penii for me

Try this place:

or this one:

You can just admire them.

Do you keep them on a shelf and dust them periodically?

Take them out for company?

I have the same throw blanket as that guy on the "e-disharmony" video that was in the wheelchair. Gahhh!

I know!

I was egotistically hoping for a reaction of "NO NO, KEEP IT COMING!!!"

Cooking is the one art form I've even come close to excelling at, I'll take my affirmation wherever I can get it.

Where's me royal breakfast?

I think your cookin' is just swell!

Will try your coconut chicken, too

[elye]

I am SURE there is penis-shaped pasta somewhere in the world........

Yes there is, and I have some.

Me, too. Not gluten-free, though, but I cannot bring myself to throw it out. Who could toss out li'l penis-shaped pasta? I keep thinking i will use it for my next sculpture project. Stay tuned. . . . . .....

I'm just TIRED. Gads, can't imagine why (let's see.. two jobs, motherhood, cysts stealing blood flow from brain, husband coming home from work everyday listing which contracts have been lost and who's been fired/escorted out to their cars)

Ugh, Raychull. . . . . ...... .I am so sorry about all of this. Lots on yer plate... ........ .

But at least you have found Psillyville. ....! Hopefully this place is now a welcome diversion, as it so often is for me. . . . ...

So I got up - actually walked away from my full glass of wine.

Well, at least it was just a glass of wine . . . . .....actually, I would have stayed had it been a shot o' that $$$cognac$$$ sitting in front of me. Sipping it slowly, revelling in its fiery warmth as the silence spreads around the table. . ......feeling the lovely burn down my throat as the background noise stops and starts, a voice I can push away, a droning, self-absorbed, childish monologue from a money-dropping boy-man.. . . ..... ...

But, Susie, you keep coming here.

OMG.....Jyess's Disharmony clips... . . . . MORE

[jerseyangel]

Gawd....where to begin

Soocle--I have to say that at this point in my life I would have done exactly what you did--walk out. The guy sounds a bit creepy to me. I'm just sorry you had to endure such a tortuous evening Then to have him act like a pr!ck when you mentioned the texts. Jeesh......You deserve a prince, Suz--pseriously

Why am I not surprised in the least that both Em and Jess have penile shaped pasta in their possession?????

Bunnie--I'm just glad I didn't upset you Keep those yummie recipes comin'--I'm always on the lookout fer new ideas.

Minimom, sweet lady, so much piled on you at once I'm happy you found us and hope that at least here you can get a lil' respite from it all. Escaping to Silliville has been a lifesaver fer me on many occasions.

Hi and happy Saturday to everyone!!

[mimommy]

Well, gawrsh, you guys, I'm deeply touched that y'all care so much--thank you!

All is fine here, really.

I set up on da book (WIH?? I swore I'd never do that).

There I am...

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P.S. I just have a couple of ovarian cysts--they're not REALLY stealing blood from me brain!

[nikki-uk]

Afternoon pholques!!!!!

Let's just say.......I was bored to stupefaction.....and had to work the ENTIRE TIME to keep any sort of conversation going. When I would stop and wait, there could be a silence of up two....2.5 minutes?

BUFFOON!!!!!!!!

Maybe he's said it all in his hundreds of texts???

^{<umm, is he still 'your friend' on da book, has he read yer comments?? >}

so I got up - actually walked away from my full glass of wine.

OH!!!!!!!

WINE CRIME!!!!!

_{<n.b. If ever in this sit you ashun again,...please knock back the glass of wine IN ONE afor ye leave >}

He is AFRAID of you??????

TSK!!!!.........wimp

Jess's youtube links .......'I just want someone to call me phat!'

Done!

_{check dat off me list of lifetime goals}

YOOZ me phriend now oh Kween!!

Welcome to yet another time sucking vortex !!!

Forget ALL family and work commitments - you belong to 'The Psillies' now....MWAH HA HA :demonic-laugh:

I have the same throw blanket as that guy on the "e-disharmony"

Really??...... looks really cosy.....what's your blankie called???

Mine's called Tiger Pig (TP for short)

_{<WOT??? .. Doesn't everyone name their blankies???>}

There I am...

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Our kween looking most regally purty!!!!!!!

Going to a BBQ this afternoon , but more importantly, my washing machine is FIXED!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Well, gawrsh, you guys, I'm deeply touched that y'all care so much--thank you!

All is fine here, really.

I set up on da book (WIH?? I swore I'd never do that).

There I am...

Open Original Shared Link

P.S. I just have a couple of ovarian cysts--they're not REALLY stealing blood from me brain!

Of course we care, psyllie

Those cysts, whilst not actually diverting blood from yer brain are no phun--I had em' too before I had the whole kit and caboodle yanked out.

I see you did not use yer Queen portrait on da book Wise move

[jerseyangel]

my washing machine is FIXED!!!!!!!!!

Yippee!! I hope all yer appliances stay healthy now!!! Enjoy the BBQ!

"wine crimes"

[Jestgar]

WINE CRIME!!!!!

_{<n.b. If ever in this sit you ashun again,...please knock back the glass of wine IN ONE afor ye leave >}

Yes. This is a much classier move. Mainline the wine, (gently) slam the glass on the table as you toss your (green,fake-flocked) hair, give him that "I am so much better than you" haughty look, and walk out the door.

[psawyer]

Yes. This is a much classier move. Mainline the wine, (gently) slam the glass on the table as you toss your (green,fake-flocked) hair, give him that "I am so much better than you" haughty look, and walk out the door.

Indeed. Get yur priorites straight, girl!

[JNBunnie1]

Bunnie--I'm just glad I didn't upset you Keep those yummie recipes comin'--I'm always on the lookout fer new ideas.

Pffft, not a'tall. I'm not very good at expressing certain things in type sometimes, I was just messin.

So I'm the royal cook now huh Mimmsy? You want I should mail you a omelet? Maybe some home fries?

[nikki-uk]

--I had em' too before I had the whole kit and caboodle yanked out.

Yanked!

....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical??

[JNBunnie1]

Yanked!

....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical??

At the same TIME!?!?!?!?

[Judyin Philly]

Morning

so much catching up on reading and so much to comment on

will steal Patti's again.

seem to always do that

Lord Susie, what a bummer of a date. leaving a full glass of wine......best idea you've had in a long time and leave the twit at the table alone.

Gawd....where to begin

AGREE--Judy here

Soocle--I have to say that at this point in my life I would have done exactly what you did--walk out. The guy sounds a bit creepy to me. I'm just sorry you had to endure such a tortuous evening Then to have him act like a pr!ck when you mentioned the texts. Jeesh......You deserve a prince, Suz--pseriously DITTO

Why am I not surprised in the least that both Em and Jess have penile shaped pasta in their possession?????

Bunnie--I'm just glad I didn't upset you Keep those yummie recipes comin'--I'm always on the lookout fer new ideas.

Minimom, sweet lady, so much piled on you at once I'm happy you found us and hope that at least here you can get a lil' respite from it all. Escaping to Silliville has been a lifesaver fer me on many occasions.

Hi and happy Saturday to everyone!!

Well, gawrsh, you guys, I'm deeply touched that y'all care so much--thank you!

All is fine here, really.

I set up on da book (WIH?? I swore I'd never do that).

There I am...

Open Original Shared Link

P.S. I just have a couple of ovarian cysts--they're not REALLY stealing blood from me brain!

caught up with you there

Going to a BBQ this afternoon , but more importantly, my washing machine is FIXED!!!!!!!!!

happy the machine is fixed

have fun at the BBQ

Jim will get home tommorw afternoon

been kinda a loney 5 days but the sun is trying to shine today but muggy here

have a great weekend everyone

see bunnie.....were you the one with celluitis?

if so hope it's better if not..........who has it

[JNBunnie1]

see bunnie.....were you the one with celluitis?

if so hope it's better if not..........who has it

not me! I forget who though.....

[jerseyangel]

not me! I forget who though.....

Twas poor wee Shroomie wif the cellulitis, if I remember correctly. Had it wrapped up like a sausage......

Hi Judith!! Glad to hear the sun's phinally shining again up there Jim musta sent it on ahead

[Jestgar]

Finally did a real walk after slacking for months, and the alpacas are NEKKID!! Poor wee, chilled things. Dang their necks are long.

[DingoGirl]

But, Susie, you keep coming here.

I know. But youse guys are a different KIND of weirdos. *snigger*

Oh, Suze, what a let down. I am almost glad you walked out on the guy. To be with someone like that makes solitary confinement look good

Of course I wasn't there, but it sounds to me like he's still single for a reason--nobody could ever possibly fulfill his needs.

If he hasn't asked about you, then he's not really interested in you. It sounds like he was looking for someone to validate him.

And afraid of you? You? He's obviously afraid of women (my, God, what did his mommy do to him, the poor bloke?), but I doubt it was anything you did.

How old did you say this guy was?

Well Mimms, it actually wasn't a letdown at all, because I was dreading going in the first place....and had no expectations ("Loooowered ExpecTAYshuns" ) It was just a waste of time, but not much of it, so I"m okay.

I sent an email apologizing for my rudeness the next day (and Nik, by then he'd already removed hisself from my facebook page, THANK GAWD) and.....he wrote a really perky, nice, friendly "I just don't believe in all the things you do, but I think we can be great friends, I really do want to know more about you!!!!!!!" note back to me.

Ummmmmmmm.........he doens't even KNOW one single thing I believe in, EXCEPT that I'm a crusader for a g f diet....that's IT!!!!! (I spent about five minutes on that in total, and never even explained how Celiac affected my life - he seemed incapable of listening - only wanted me to hear HIS pain....)

what-ever.

Just more fodder for my book, you know.

Yes there is, and I have some.

It's, unfortunately, wheat flavored, so no munchin' on penii for me

Try this place:

or this one:

gahhhhhhhh "E-Disharmony" and penis-munching!

Well, at least it was just a glass of wine . . . . .....actually, I would have stayed had it been a shot o' that $$$cognac$$$ sitting in front of me. Sipping it slowly, revelling in its fiery warmth as the silence spreads around the table. . ......feeling the lovely burn down my throat as the background noise stops and starts, a voice I can push away, a droning, self-absorbed, childish monologue from a money-dropping boy-man.. . . ..... ...

x 50

Yessssssss.........may have to add this to the facebook section describing same

Soocle--I have to say that at this point in my life I would have done exactly what you did--walk out. The guy sounds a bit creepy to me. I'm just sorry you had to endure such a tortuous evening Then to have him act like a pr!ck when you mentioned the texts. Jeesh......You deserve a prince, Suz--pseriously

thanks Padt......dating is pretty interesting around here This guy wasn't creepy.......just deeply, unimaginably emotionally damaged (he became an emancipated minor at age 16). Needs LOTS and LOTS of therapy, and maybe.......manners classes? Lessons in dating and pursuing a woman?

a PRINCE!!!!!! where is he??????????? But a really low-profile prince.....I'm too reclusive to be subjected to the media er summat

OH!!!!!!!

WINE CRIME!!!!!

_{<n.b. If ever in this sit you ashun again,...please knock back the glass of wine IN ONE afor ye leave >}

well, if it had been GOOD wine, I might have , but 'twas swill.

Really??...... looks really cosy.....what's your blankie called???

Mine's called Tiger Pig (TP for short)

_{<WOT??? .. Doesn't everyone name their blankies???>}

Have never named a blankie in my life, in fact, and don't know anyone who has, until YOU. Am quite charmed by it.

Yes. This is a much classier move. Mainline the wine, (gently) slam the glass on the table as you toss your (green,fake-flocked) hair, give him that "I am so much better than you" haughty look, and walk out the door.

Indeed. Get yur priorites straight, girl!

excellent, will do

JUDITH! so glad Jim's coming home today.....

and....Geoss has nekkid llamas.............what does it mean???????

OMG - gardeners are here

<help me>

more later

[psawyer]

We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.