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flourgirl Apprentice

MOrnin alL

Mini Mom.....Good thiings often balance the bad. I'm sure all will work out well in the end. I know what it's like to try to balance multiple jobs and still be a parent. I think I hear the creaKing of a new door opening for you! Keeping your hubbies job opportunity in prayer. 'Tis so hard to lose a pet...they bring such joy to our lives and leave a great store of love and memories when they go.. Angels are not just 2 legged replicas of ourselves. They touch our lives while here and give us something intangible and beyond description. Hard lessons for a child, though.

Suess and her cabbages/cvibkegs (whatever). Good that you can get a laff over liphes strangeness. It's a wonderphul thing to have such a good reLationShip with your mom :) Consider yourselph fortunate......so many families drift apart and phorget that family members can be your best friends. I'm so rich in love with family.....so lukky!!!

Hope all is shiny in psilli-villi today!


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Jestgar Rising Star
The interesting thing is that it may involve trips to Seattle. Jess? You're in Seattle, aren't you? I may have to tag along ;)

Bring the wee one. We shall have marvelous adventures and stuff ourselves with non-dangerous food.

How do you feel about dim sum?

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Sillies, just popping in to say hi

I have been thinking a lot about Janet :wub:

Emily, my goodness you get all the good celebs in your dreams. Willie Nelson?!?! Fantastic :lol:

Suze, I also remember that cabbage story :lol:

Rachel, so sorry for the loss of your pet Mousy :(

Did I miss Richard? I only went bac a page but I saw him mentioned. Did he post or was he just signed in.

Hi Richard!! You have been missed in Sillyville.

Love to you all :wub:

psawyer Proficient

He posted three times ere he rode out of site.

You crazy folks are still here?! :o

"Hi"

I am doing well. The family and I are headed to Disney World, so I am here on "officiaL bizniz"

I hope all of you are well too :)

...I am practicing my "queuing" <- there's a word that nver looks to be spelled correctly...

I figure the heat and humidity will keep my mind off of my aching feet ;)

elye Community Regular

Aaaaaaand POeter has stepped in to provide a recap for Jooooles...... . subbing in for our Jyahgnutt, untouchable archive surfer and retriever. . . .. ... :)

Jooooooleeeee! So nice to read you .. . ....funny, after I remembered my Willie Nelson dream this morning, I immediately wondered if he had raced over to make an appearnance in one of your dreams afterward.. ... :rolleyes:

Sounds like some happy news mixed in wif the sadness and stress, Raechull.....I am smiling over bits of good news - - I suppose we must. . . ....

curlyfries Contributor

Helllooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! :unsure:

............seven hours since anyone's posted? :huh:

.....Pseriously? :blink:

Ummmmm.............is there a party somewhere that I didn't get invited to? <_<

Do I stinketh? :ph34r:

Is everyone dreaming of Willie Nelson and Olympia Dukakis? -_-

.......can the psillies come out and play? :(

curlyfries Contributor

OK

fine

I'm going to take a shower


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psawyer Proficient

I have been busy trying to be pserious. :lol:

Early start tomorrow, so I'm off to bed. Hot day tomorrow, at least for Toronto in May.

mimommy Contributor

I'z here!!

You do not stinketh :)

You all keep me so busy with this multimedia muti-tasking (hee-hee). Oh, Jess commented on Suze's post and Nikki sent an ass for you to kiss and Theresa sent a hilarious joke by e-mail and so on. I LOVE IT ALL!!! You guys are the most fun I've had in well, ever.

MOrnin alL

Mini Mom.....Good thiings often balance the bad. I'm sure all will work out well in the end. I know what it's like to try to balance multiple jobs and still be a parent. I think I hear the creaKing of a new door opening for you! Keeping your hubbies job opportunity in prayer. 'Tis so hard to lose a pet...they bring such joy to our lives and leave a great store of love and memories when they go.. Angels are not just 2 legged replicas of ourselves. They touch our lives while here and give us something intangible and beyond description. Hard lessons for a child, though.

My goodness, T, you are so eloquent. Very well said, and heartfelt. Thank you.

You are the official spokeswoman for the Royal Palace--first line of business, announce the new decree that sadness and strife are hereby outlawed. Russians are the official drink. And a$$hats will be shot on sight.

Bring the wee one. We shall have marvelous adventures and stuff ourselves with non-dangerous food.

How do you feel about dim sum?

If you're buyin' cookin', I'm in :D

Seriously, I have always wanted to see Washington.

You would just love my daughter. She is a riot--moody and bossy (don't know where she got it from :huh: ), but so fun. And if you guys think I'm a little wacked, wait til you meet Scott. I've been trying to talk my husband into joining the chaos and anarchy that is facebook. He's one very funny guy.

Hi Sillies, just popping in to say hi

I have been thinking a lot about Janet :wub:

Emily, my goodness you get all the good celebs in your dreams. Willie Nelson?!?! Fantastic :lol:

Suze, I also remember that cabbage story :lol:

Rachel, so sorry for the loss of your pet Mousy :(

Did I miss Richard? I only went bac a page but I saw him mentioned. Did he post or was he just signed in.

Hi Richard!! You have been missed in Sillyville.

Love to you all :wub:

Love to Janet and her family.

Thanks, Julie.

Thanks to ALL of you for your sweet thoughts and kind words :)

OK

fine

I'm going to take a shower

Fine.

Be that way :angry::rolleyes:;)

curlyfries Contributor
You all keep me so busy with this multimedia muti-tasking (hee-hee). Oh, Jess commented on Suze's post and Nikki sent an ass for you to kiss and Theresa sent a hilarious joke by e-mail and so on. I LOVE IT ALL!!! You guys are the most fun I've had in well, ever.

I can't seem to enjoy Facebook or e-mail the way I did before. They're just not the same.........I'm not the same. They had a different purpose for a while and it's taken the fun out of them.

But here.........I kept psillyville untouched by it all

......and for some reason

.......it's the only place I feel

........close to normal(?) :P

.........and......comfy

......like a big

......snuggly

........Tiger Pig

:wub:

Sorry..........I'ze feeling very emotional today :(

......But I'm sqeeky clean now, and smells real good! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Aw Lisa--I'm really glad you still pheel comfortable here :wub: I don't know how you could go through what you have and be the same. You really are the epitome of grace. :)

curlyfries Contributor
Aw Lisa--I'm really glad you still pheel comfortable here :wub: I don't know how you could go through what you have and be the same. You really are the epitome of grace. :)

OK.........Now you've gone and done it

The waterworks are on full blast now :rolleyes:

........but thanks, Patti :)

............shouldn't I give Grace her epitome back? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
............shouldn't I give Grace her epitome back? :unsure:

Yeah--it sounds kinda personal....and painful :unsure::lol::ph34r:

It's late and I'm getting punchy :D

mushroom Proficient
I had a vivid dream last night. . . ......we were having all of the bricks torn off the front of our house, and new ones installed. :blink:

I was rushing home from somewhere to meet the contractor who was heading up the job, and when I met him at the end of our driveway it was Willie Nelson. He began explaining how they were going to have to rip huge holes in the front facade of the house, permanently move the kitchen to the basement

Been thinking of doing some remodelling I see! :lol:

Daughter feeling better this morning. I sat with her for a very long time last night and held her. This was her first experience with losing a pet, and we all know how much it hurts :(

Things are actually looking rather upwards with my hubbies job, though.

So sorry for the loss of beloved wee Mousey. Your daughter has just learned one of life's harder lessons.; but what we lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts. Good news on hubbie's new job possibilities.

Hope all is shiny in psilli-villi today!

Yep, been out there polishing the brass all day :D

.......can the psillies come out and play? :(

Psillies lost their way to the playground today; maybe they will find it tomorra??

You are the official spokeswoman for the Royal Palace--first line of business, announce the new decree that sadness and strife are hereby outlawed. Russians are the official drink. And a$$hats will be shot on sight.

Excellent decree, Your Majesty. Shoot a$$holes on sight, right!! (wif pleasure). No more sadness and strife--banished forevva!!

But red drinks??? I nae can have tomato juice!! Oh, not that kind of Russian!. Okay. :lol:

But here.........I kept psillyville untouched by it all

Right!. I believe the official quote is "Psillies are forevvaah"

Gosh, I did not know Grace had got an epitome already. Can I have one too?

Nowt going on here except cold and rain and snow and hail and sleet and it's still not even winter yet. We is bundlin" (kinda nice) :lol: . Cat doesn't mind cuz she's got lotsa fur (Maine Coon)

Nite nite all.

flourgirl Apprentice

OOooooh Kurly Leez-ah! We have missed you so much! Hope you find yerselph soon! All of you is still in there some where.....'tis snuggled inside a verchu-al Tiger Pig (probably in the fetal position), waiting for the storm to phinally pass. So berry glad yous is still wif us! :)

Professor Ted is the Offal Official S-poke-person for Psillivilli!! :lol:<_< Oh! The pressure! The responsibility! Ahem....what's it pay? Would love to be able to make a living with words....but haven't yet figgered out how.

Hey Joooles! Always glad to read you. Hey Juuuude! How's thing s in Pa? Making progress? Sounds like you are working your phingers to the bone. Let me see them fingers! Are they boney? :P

Kween Ray-chill....glad you like the emails, too. I love to share them!

Hope every one is having a brite shiny day!!!

elye Community Regular

Hey, Tareeeesuh and I are doin' a simultaneous morning squiggle! :lol:

...........shouldn't I give Grace her epitome back? :unsure:

Gosh, I did not know Grace had got an epitome already. Can I have one too?

Dear gawd. . .....Don't EVER give anyone back their epitomes. I've had a couple, and you cannot imagine the position you are in, the instruments they use, the drawling words of comfort that they try to sell you - - "this'll only take a minute"...... . HA. Grace would rather YOU have that epitome, beleeeeeeeeve me.

:lol:

Leeeesargh, it is amazing how you are still wif us here, making us laugh after everything you have been through. . ..... . Da Book, I am sure, is a different place for you now, but how WONDERFUL for us that you still can be here!! :wub:

Nowt going on here except cold and rain and snow and hail and sleet and it's still not even winter yet.

:huh:

:huh:

:blink:

This is. . . ......deeply fascinating, somewhat disorienting. . . ..... . snow and cold somewhere . . ......one of the Psillies is bundling up, making psnaoughmen .. . ....

:rolleyes:

How cold do your temps get in winter, Shroomie? Are you really freezing yer ar$e off, as we do here?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Dear gawd. . .....Don't EVER give anyone back their epitomes. I've had a couple, and you cannot imagine the position you are in, the instruments they use, the drawling words of comfort that they try to sell you - - "this'll only take a minute"...... . HA. Grace would rather YOU have that epitome, beleeeeeeeeve me.

:lol: Painful!!!!

Where are all the psillies today??? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
Where are all the psillies today??? :unsure:

Where indeed :huh:

Our Souczie is at work, trying to do her job amidst a most heinous allergy attack. She's ok, but may not have a chance to come here for a little while and wanted me to let ya'll know.

Nuttin new here....<boredphace>

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all! Thought I'd take a break and poop in here. Been painting the deck...2nd coat. Gorgeous day here...shiny and 80's. Luv it! I added some new fishies to my pond. 6 are tiny mosquito fish (they eat the mosquito larva....aaaaaaand alga...whoopee!). Also got 2 koy...about 6" long. The mosquito fish took off right away in a tiny little school. The Koy were reluctant for a minute...just kind of hung out where I put them in. One swam a little farther...I could almost hear him (her?) say...."Holy Crap Marvin...Look at this!" Then they took off for the far end of the pond, and back again! What a riot. I assume they are in the deep part now, because I can't see them. Or in the fake cave (a black tote with holes cut in). I'll probably be bored with them soon....but at least they'll be good for the pond....if the fish-eating-birds don't find them first. We have 2 statue cranes by the pond to fake out the herons.

Hope yer all having a great day, too. Later..

Jestgar Rising Star

Tired. Humans were not designed to try to be intelligent for more than a couple days in a row. Any longer than that and my brain presents the human version of the BSOD. (Preceded my the usual warning signs; stuttering, difficulty loading pages, etc).

elye Community Regular

Jyess is tired! C'mon, you sciencey, numberish lady. . ........you types do not EVAH get tired... . ... <_<:rolleyes:

Our Souczie is at work, trying to do her job amidst a most heinous allergy attack. She's ok, but may not have a chance to come here for a little while and wanted me to let ya'll know.

Oh no. . . .......not poison oak????. . .... :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh no. . . .......not poison oak????. . .... :unsure:

I think it's the sneezy, seasonal kind. :(

psawyer Proficient

Ah, the Sneezy sort of allergies that make you Grumpy and too Bashful to go out, but the meds make you Dopey and Sleepy, and there's no Doc to make you Happy again. B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Ah, the Sneezy sort of allergies that make you Grumpy and too Bashful to go out, but the meds make you Dopey and Sleepy, and there's no Doc to make you Happy again. B)

:D

elye Community Regular
Ah, the Sneezy sort of allergies that make you Grumpy and too Bashful to go out, but the meds make you Dopey and Sleepy, and there's no Doc to make you Happy again. B)

GAH! Well done, Oracle POeter! Ya got ALL the dwarfs (um.....dwarves..... ..?) in there!

. ..... . . . Wasn't there a Sleazy? .. . .. . .... :huh:

:lol:

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