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I wish i was outside enjoying the finally nice weather today....but I am stuck here at work.... and trying to figure out what to do this weekend.


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Guys :(

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' :o )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp :rolleyes: (but sufficiently complaining)

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Crap :( ...just a tad concerned 'cos of the osteoporosis <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Guys :(

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' :o )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp :rolleyes: (but sufficiently complaining)

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Crap :( ...just a tad concerned 'cos of the osteoporosis <_<

Oh gawd....With the swelling and all, it would be better not to wait till morning.....

Let us know, Nik.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Guys :(

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' :o )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp :rolleyes: (but sufficiently complaining)

Yikes!!!

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Because it will be less broken in the morning??? :huh: . . . Men <_<

Oh gawd....With the swelling and all, it would be better not to wait till morning.....

Let us know, Nik.

If it's that swollen, that fast . . . Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

Hope it goes Ok, Nik

jerseyangel Proficient
:huh: . . . Men <_<

Yeah--what is it wif 'em? :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
If it's that swollen, that fast . . . Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

Hope it goes Ok, Nik

Seriously.

He's one-handed now - you can take him...

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Good, bloody hot aft, Sills <_<

Um.........Tel has a broken, melon-sized wrist (with a crack sound, no less) and refuses to go to hospital???????? WHAT IN HELL IS WITH THE MEN PHOLKS??????? :huh:

Good Lord, Nik. Yes, as Geoss said, he's one-handed, you CAN take him :lol:

I took a secret picture of that shirtless, shoe-less, shuffling eviscerated Zombie Man walking my streets here.....you should SHIRLEY SURELY be able to take stealth pics of these men.

quoting meself :lol:

was thinking I should put his photo up on the book, for analysis and opinions and such. Needing more insight to the mysterious Zombie Man, who has never been seen before or since.

Hell, I've taken a secret shot of Mr. Chow in his full Morning Sun Pose, and I'm sure I put up an av of the average-thumbed blokes who were installing the deck in our backyard last spring. . .. . . .. . . .....very phun, and quite legal, I should hope .....

You can put this on Facebook also, Em. We want to see :lol:

Well, if it'll get Susan out of her funk...

But, don't ever get mad if some roof repairin ' driveway smashin' mexican gardeners post pics of us

:lol: Good Lord, I've given them a project tomorrow, and now would like to cancel. Don't want them here any longer than they have to be. :huh:

PS--look at "Today's Top 20 Posters"...

Guess who's #1?

Now that's just sad

nope, you're truly one of US now. :lol: Very sad, yes, but also somehow.......momentous.

That is so me right now. Seems like life in the ole U S of A has robbed me of me sillly totally. Plus all dis running around, down to the valley, up to the lake, down to the valley, up to the lake, down... And every time I go to cook something some ingredient is not in me cupboard , I keep forgetting what I has here and what I doesn't. Keep thinking I is home---well, in a way I is, but different home

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks. ;)

Susie . . . go find yer silly!!! If history serves me correctly, when this has happened in the past, you usually find some sort of unknown gluten culprit. What are you eating that's relatively new?? . . . new meds?? We'll help you suss it out!!

:( wish it were so, Jan-it, but, poops indicate that all is well - totally solid and normal. This is not a gluten issue, but another broken heart. Life crises....just lots of sadness about some circumstantial things. I hope to suss it out .....prolly need a good therapist :blink:

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat :blink:

Scratching like crazy for at least a week now, and today I noticed hair missing - patches of skin showing :o Weez is NOT scratching a'tall, and I see no sign of fleez. So, trip to the vet today for wee Skit. $$$ Hope it's something easy and cheap.

Love you sills............

I'll try to find a shred of silly adn come back more......I still have ten pages missing - the vortex of Things Not Yet Read

:wub:


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Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. ;) That's an order (a gentle one, but still) :P How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? :( Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there :)

Sorry bout Skit-cat's scratchies.....yep we'll hope fer cheap and uncomplicated. Poor thing. It does kinda sound like phlees--although since Weez doesn't seem to have them.....I dunno. Our cat, Penny, had similar symptoms once and it turned out to be a phlee infestation--which was weird since she (as all my cats) was an indoor kitty. :blink:

And yeah--you and me wif all this heat :o Natives here are telling us that it's too early in the year fer this kind of prolonged heat (it's usually high 80's to 90 ish) and they hate to think what it's gonna be come August. It's been over 95 for at least the last 2 weeks wif no end in sight. The weather report for this weekend is 96 both days, and then to "heat up again" to 98 by Tuesday. :huh: It's madness, I tell ya!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. ;) That's an order (a gentle one, but still) :P How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? :( Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there :)

Sorry bout Skit-cat's scratchies.....yep we'll hope fer cheap and uncomplicated. Poor thing. It does kinda sound like phlees--although since Weez doesn't seem to have them.....I dunno. Our cat, Penny, had similar symptoms once and it turned out to be a phlee infestation--which was weird since she (as all my cats) was an indoor kitty. :blink:

And yeah--you and me wif all this heat :o Natives here are telling us that it's too early in the year fer this kind of prolonged heat (it's usually high 80's to 90 ish) and they hate to think what it's gonna be come August. It's been over 95 for at least the last 2 weeks wif no end in sight. The weather report for this weekend is 96 both days, and then to "heat up again" to 98 by Tuesday. It's madness, I tell ya!!

OH Padt

:(:wub::)

this made me cry........

WEE SWEET SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!!! that really did crack me up :lol: :lol:

new band name.......THE WEE SWEET SOOZLES :lol:

Fleas? :blink: what in hell - don't see any? And Weez - nary a scratch at all. Can fleaz cause hair loss? well, we're going in today at 3, we will see.

OMG the heat..............just a blast of hot, humid air today......just like TexAss heat I'm thinking, Padtea...........bloody awful!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

Well sills, gotta go get my haircut - new, very cute and small salon so close to my house.......thought I'd give it a try. The girl was sooooooooo nice on the phone, hope she can manage this middle-aged mess atop me 'ead :lol:

Strange - actually having a really good hair day today, and don't want to change it :huh:

and there's Nik - what's the latest with yer Man Child, Nik??????

jerseyangel Proficient

That lil salon sounds great, Suz--have phun! B)

I blew dry my hair today.....don't know why since as soon as I walk out the door it's gonna frizz back up.....

I said "blew" :P

Didn't mean to make you cry, just wanted you to know you were loved ;)

The Wee Sweet Soozles--has kind of ring to it! :lol:

elye Community Regular

♫ ♪ Wee, Sweet Sooooooozle . .....♪ ♫

Has such a melodic, lovely sound and lilt. . .. . . . ..... :)

Sooooze, I think of you so often when you are away from Da Ville. Here's to you getting all of these little things sussed out - -including Skit Skat's balding patterns.....What in hell?

Nik! Pleeeeeeze report. How is that silly man's wrist??

I have always suspected that the Zombie Man was my dad.......we all know about his litany of costumes. .. . . . . ......

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' :o )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp :rolleyes: (but sufficiently complaining)

Any news on the melon wrist? :ph34r: Mean that with a loving heart. It sounds nasty

I hope he went and you have news by now and he doens't wait till tomorrow.

Yikes!!!

Because it will be less broken in the morning??? :huh: . . . Men <_<

So agree with this comment....what is it with men?

Good, bloody hot aft, Sills <_<

Um.........Tel has a broken, melon-sized wrist (with a crack sound, no less) and refuses to go to hospital???????? WHAT IN HELL IS WITH THE MEN PHOLKS??????? :huh:

:lol:so funny Susie

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat :blink:

Susie....... could the ketteh bed allergic to something or fleas.......or dog had this

Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. ;) That's an order (a gentle one, but still) :P How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? :( Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there :)

AH :P our Patti with her soothing words of comfort.

Seriously Nik.....let us know.

Judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast
That lil salon sounds great, Suz--have phun!

I blew dry my hair today.....don't know why since as soon as I walk out the door it's gonna frizz back up.....

I said "blew"

Didn't mean to make you cry, just wanted you to know you were loved ;)

The Wee Sweet Soozles--has kind of ring to it! :lol:

Padtea BLEW it!!!!!!! :lol:

Well, OMG, there is just NUTTIN" like a good haircut and a fab new salon and a GREAT and VERY VERY NICE gal to perk up yer day. :):):)

Sills - I have THE most fab haircut.........AND a new bottle of Argon (sp?) hair oil, at her cost - IT IS FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! and, she charges $35 for a haircut instead of FIFTY, which lots of eejits charge int his town (what, like we're in LA? New York? someplace POSH? <_< ) and I just LOVE her. Very happy with this new situation.

Too bad I don't have anywhere to go today except the vet :huh:

JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! so nice to see you!!!!!!! how are things?

♫ ♪ Wee, Sweet Sooooooozle . .....♪ ♫

Has such a melodic, lovely sound and lilt. . .. . . . ..... :)

Sooooze, I think of you so often when you are away from Da Ville. Here's to you getting all of these little things sussed out - -including Skit Skat's balding patterns.....What in hell?

Nik! Pleeeeeeze report. How is that silly man's wrist??

I have always suspected that the Zombie Man was my dad.......we all know about his litany of costumes. .. . . . . ......

Loved this whole post, Emmel :lol:

The Wee Sweet Soozles :lol: just cracks me up every time

Yes, Em, I have also suspected twere yer Dad roamin' me neighborhood - short jaunt to California he took, just to cause curious suspicious and wonderment :huh:

Well, Sills, going to the vet now. And then,

back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE :lol::blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE :lol::blink:

I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks. ;)

mornin' or evenin'? Whichever it is, mojitos it is, only you'll have to teach me how to make 'em :blink:;)

PSILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat :blink:

I'm betting phleez ; you need Advantage :blink:

Can't stay, company arrived; see y'all later!

mimommy Contributor

Well, I've decided to reward myself for a backknee-breaking day of #2 by employing a personal chef. Her name is Amy, and she specializes in gluten-free rice-n-mac and garden veg lasagna ;)

More of deuce manana <_< But, it's $ :ph34r:

Seems like life in the ole U S of A has robbed me of me sillly totally.

No dat's not sad; just means you luvs us all (I hope)

I dew lurve you all :wub:

If you don't believe me, look at my updated "friends" list :lol:

I'm sorry you got the contiguous blues, N. It pretty much sucks around here, doesn't it? "Sweet home unemployment"

Great. .. . ...... .me giving my kids hell as they race off for school, me pulling strange li'l things outta me ho-tub, me scooping up large mounds of dog poop in the backyard, staring long at my pathetic attempt at a garden, washing bird crap off me car... . .. . ...doesn't get much more fulfilling in the eye-candy category, to be sure..... ..

Do you get a medal? A certificate, note of recommendation, stock options?

I'll take the cash payout, please ;)

If anyone ever posted pics of me in the raw (as in devoid of make-up and dressed like the suburban hag that I am), I think you'se would nae recognise me. It took years of practice to perfect it, but the frump appeal reigns supreme <_< My expose' shot would most certainly be of me sans bra, sitting on my porch smoking.

Have fun, Em!

Giaghnutt speaks wise diagnostic words. . .. .......Soooozle needs a dietary inventory and Shroomie, you jes' need to stay still for a day. . . . . .....

We want you guys back ta silly!

Yes--return to da wackle :P

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An end to my evil reign mu-ha-ha

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist

:o Oh, fa-s$#&e's sake! Poor Tel. Any news?

Because it will be less broken in the morning???

Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

:lol::lol:

Seriously.

He's one-handed now - you can take him...

:lol::lol:

nope, you're truly one of US now. Very sad, yes, but also somehow.......momentous.

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks.

Me too!!!

prolly need a good therapist

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat

Poor Kitteh and poor Suze. You get the flea powder, I'll get the kleenex, and we'll all meet at Tahoe with Shroomie. We'll be your therapists, Suze.

Or at least your drinking partners

I am a psilly :wub:

Padtea BLEW it!!!!!!!

Well, OMG, there is just NUTTIN" like a good haircut and a fab new salon and a GREAT and VERY VERY NICE gal to perk up yer day.

But, Patty doesn't like peaches :huh::unsure::o:lol:

Hooray for your new do! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
But, Patty doesn't like peaches :huh::unsure::o:lol:

The whole experience was more nectarine-like :P:o:lol:B)

Do I listen to myself sometimes??? :huh:

Woah :o --did Shroomie just do a record breaking poop in/out?? :unsure:

Yep, minimom, you are a sillie. Fer better or worse :lol: Enjoy yer dinner a la Amy.....so nice of her to come and russle somephin up fer youse after yer hard day. :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine

:wub:

I think I"ll start early - that way I can get to bed earlier :lol: and plus, gotta make up for the time zone difference

If anyone ever posted pics of me in the raw (as in devoid of make-up and dressed like the suburban hag that I am), I think you'se would nae recognise me. It took years of practice to perfect it, but the frump appeal reigns supreme My expose' shot would most certainly be of me sans bra, sitting on my porch smoking.

:unsure: um, when you say sitting on yer porch without yer bra, do you mean without a shirt, too? A shirtless, smoking hag? :lol:

I almost never wear a bra - don't need to :angry:

Poor Kitteh and poor Suze. You get the flea powder, I'll get the kleenex, and we'll all meet at Tahoe with Shroomie. We'll be your therapists, Suze.

Or at least your drinking partners

I am a psilly :wub:

But, Patty doesn't like peaches :

Peaches? :unsure: what in hell did I miss :huh:

Yes, MEET AT SHROOMIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!! In Tahoe......how wondrous it would be to be there now.........get outta this blasted heat :angry:

Yes........be my therapists!!!!!! What I really need is just more peeps in my life, here in this town......so many friends have moved :( And, most here are married with young kids

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! we have to get a commune - would be so good for the mental health

Um..........Skit Skat update - no sign of fleaz :huh:

Doctor suspects an allergy of some kind - what in hell? now have to switch foods and crap - ideas, Sills? He already is on a very low-grain kitten food (PEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

he gave him a steroid shot for now -

But OMG - Wee Skit is just the BEST little cat - - was actually PURRING in the vet's office :wub:

most adorable, mellowest, sweetest boy ever ♥♥♥

and not askeert of nuthin

mimommy Contributor
The whole experience was more nectarine-like :P:o:lol:B)

Gahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I listen to myself sometimes??? :huh:

no, but we do--we know all your dirty little secrets ;):ph34r:

Woah :o --did Shroomie just do a record breaking poop in/out?? :unsure:

A shroomin' fly-by :lol:

Yep, minimom, you are a sillie. Fer better or worse

Does this mean we're married? :unsure:

Enjoy yer dinner a la Amy.....so nice of her to come and russle somephin up fer youse after yer hard day. :D

Amy was a grave disappoinment...the rice mac&cheese is good stuff, but the garden veg lasagna was way too heavy on the garden, not nearly enough of the sauce, cheese, and seasoning :blah:

I smell like pine-sol and various nastiness--must shower. Was nearly grief stricken with devastating PMS today. Started feeling like I've run out of time (I mean in the cosmic sense). BAH!!!!

Need to book this vacation before I chicken out, or get hit by a rampant cement truck bus.

And, I have very sad news...

I am so sorry to have to announce that...

as of 5 minutes ago I officially have...

GREY HAIR :o:(<_<:angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
Doctor suspects an allergy of some kind - what in hell? now have to switch foods and crap - ideas, Sills? He already is on a very low-grain kitten food (PEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

he gave him a steroid shot for now -

But OMG - Wee Skit is just the BEST little cat - - was actually PURRING in the vet's office :wub:

most adorable, mellowest, sweetest boy ever ♥♥♥

and not askeert of nuthin

There's a grain free food that several people here on the board use fer their cats--I'm thinking Jess, too.(?) So now you have to put Skit through an elimination diet???? :P

PeOter will have some ideas, I'm sure.

Skit at the vet :wub:

mimommy Contributor
:unsure: um, when you say sitting on yer porch without yer bra, do you mean without a shirt, too? A shirtless, smoking hag? :lol:

Only in Mexico ;)

Tis true.

Peaches==Facebook thread posted by our fair Nikkerler about what was better--peaches or nectarines. Patty's reply is a must read :lol:

Sweet widdle Skittle is OK? I'm so glad for you all. What a precious widdle wuver, purring for the doc :wub:

Showertime :P U:

elye Community Regular
back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE :lol::blink:

I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine :rolleyes:

I'm here, perched with a very large glass of chablis at my side. I have packed two 2-litre bottles of wine for three days on Wards Island. Do we all feel that this is enough?

Hmm...... . ..'tis quite a raucous, music-and-singing-fueled weekend . . .....dunno.

And, I have very sad news...

I am so sorry to have to announce that...

as of 5 minutes ago I officially have...

GREY HAIR :o:(<_<:angry:

Rayechull!! You are becoming an official queenly-looking Queen. After all, the most regal of 'em have a silver sheen running through their royal 'dos. Lizzy never started looking like the true magestic monarch that she is until she was grEy, n'est-ce pas?

:rolleyes:

How in hell is tel's wrist??

Watermelon city?. . . . .. . . ......

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all! Just catching up! It's kinda like the old "cliff hangers" (or worse...soap operas). :P Hey pholks! Tune in next time for the answers to these important questions: Will Gshanett get the job? (truly hope so), is Hey Jude still in the dungeon...or working on another home project? Is she still smoke free? What was Pah-tays comment on FB about nectarines vs. Peaches (how can you not like peaches?) will Ems Dad be released from the health-care imprisonment for good outrageous behavior? Is Skittles allergy food related? Will Pseuss find her tickle-bone intact and fill Psillyville with sunshine and laughter? Hang on to your seat to learn about Tel's new watermelon and how he chooses to deal with it!

My favorite cliff hanger ever....is Psillyville! Nothing psilly here to add....sorry. Am ready to be unconscious for the nite mite. Hugs all 'round :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

mimommy Contributor
Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

I have to pass on the beverages--have to work tomorrow.

Scott is not feeling well so I guess for me it's just man o' whine.

Pfft, like I'm one to talk:rolleyes:

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      @Scatterbrain, Thiamine Vitamin B1 and amino acid Taurine work together.  Our bodies can make Taurine from meats consumed.  Our bodies cannot make Thiamine and must consume thiamine from food.  Meat is the best source of B vitamins like Thiamine.   Vegetarians may not make sufficient taurine since they don't eat meat sources of taurine.  Seaweed is the best vegetarian source of taurine. Vegetarians may not consume sufficient Thiamine since few veggies are good sources.  Whole grains, legumes, and nuts and seeds contain thiamine.  Many of these sources can be hard to digest and absorb for people with Celiac disease.   You may find taking the forms of thiamine called Benfotiamine or TTFD (tetrahydrofurfuryl disulfide) and a B Complex will give the benefits you're looking for better than taurine alone.  
    • knitty kitty
      @Jmartes71, I went to Doterra's site and had a look around.  The Doterra TerraZyme supplement really jumped out at me.  Since we, as Celiacs, often have digestive problems, I looked at the ingredients.  The majority of the enzymes in this supplement are made using black mold, Aspergillus!  Other enzymes are made by yeast Saccharomyces!  Considering the fact that Celiac often have permeable intestines (leaky gut syndrome), I would be very hesitant to take a product like this.  Although there may not be live black mold or yeast in the product, the enzymes may still cause an immune system response which would definitely cause inflammation throughout the body.   Skin, eyes, and intestines are all made from the same basic type of cells.  Your skin on the outside and eyes can reflect how irritated the intestines are on the inside.  Our skin, eyes, and intestines all need the same vitamins and nutrients to be healthy:  Vitamin A, Niacin B3 and Tryptophan, Riboflavin B2, Biotin B7, Vitamin C, and Omega Threes.  Remember that the eight B vitamins work together.  Just taking high doses of just one, vitamin like B12, can cause a deficiency in the others.  Taking high doses of B12 can mask a Folate B9 deficiency.  If you take B12, please take a B Complex, too.  Thiamine B1 can be taken in high doses safely without toxicity.  Thiamine is needed by itself to produce energy so every cell in the body can function, but Thiamine also works with the other B vitamins to make life sustaining enzymes and digestive enzymes.  Deficiencies in either Niacin, Vitamin C, or Thiamine can cause digestive problems resulting in Pellagra, Scurvy, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi.   If you change your diet, you will change your intestinal microbiome.  Following the Autoimmune Protocol Diet, a Paleo diet, will starve out SIBO bacteria.  Thiamine keeps bacteria in check so they don't get out of control as in SIBO.  Thiamine also keeps MOLDS and Yeasts from overgrowth.   Menopause symptoms and menstrual irregularities are symptomatic of low Vitamin D.   Doctors are not as knowledgeable about malnutrition as we need them to be.  A nutritionist or dietician would be more helpful.   Take control of your diet and nutrition.  Quit looking for a pill that's going to make you feel better overnight.  The Celiac journey is a marathon, not a sprint.   "Let food be your medicine, and let medicine be your food."
    • RUKen
      The Lindt (Lindor) dairy-free oat milk truffles are definitely gluten-free, and (last time I checked) so are the white chocolate truffles and the mint chocolate truffles. 
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