The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

******* 10 pages to our new Crowning********

I wish i was outside enjoying the finally nice weather today....but I am stuck here at work.... and trying to figure out what to do this weekend.

[nikki-uk]

Guys

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp (but sufficiently complaining)

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Crap ...just a tad concerned 'cos of the osteoporosis

[jerseyangel]

Guys

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp (but sufficiently complaining)

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Crap ...just a tad concerned 'cos of the osteoporosis

Oh gawd....With the swelling and all, it would be better not to wait till morning.....

Let us know, Nik.

[Darn210]

Guys

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp (but sufficiently complaining)

Yikes!!!

He wants to wait 'til morning.

Because it will be less broken in the morning??? . . . Men

Oh gawd....With the swelling and all, it would be better not to wait till morning.....

Let us know, Nik.

If it's that swollen, that fast . . . Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

Hope it goes Ok, Nik

[jerseyangel]

. . . Men

Yeah--what is it wif 'em?

[Jestgar]

If it's that swollen, that fast . . . Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

Hope it goes Ok, Nik

Seriously.

He's one-handed now - you can take him...

[DingoGirl]

Good, bloody hot aft, Sills

Um.........Tel has a broken, melon-sized wrist (with a crack sound, no less) and refuses to go to hospital???????? WHAT IN HELL IS WITH THE MEN PHOLKS???????

Good Lord, Nik. Yes, as Geoss said, he's one-handed, you CAN take him

I took a secret picture of that shirtless, shoe-less, shuffling eviscerated Zombie Man walking my streets here.....you should SHIRLEY SURELY be able to take stealth pics of these men.

quoting meself

was thinking I should put his photo up on the book, for analysis and opinions and such. Needing more insight to the mysterious Zombie Man, who has never been seen before or since.

Hell, I've taken a secret shot of Mr. Chow in his full Morning Sun Pose, and I'm sure I put up an av of the average-thumbed blokes who were installing the deck in our backyard last spring. . .. . . .. . . .....very phun, and quite legal, I should hope .....

You can put this on Facebook also, Em. We want to see

Well, if it'll get Susan out of her funk...

But, don't ever get mad if some roof repairin ' driveway smashin' mexican gardeners post pics of us

Good Lord, I've given them a project tomorrow, and now would like to cancel. Don't want them here any longer than they have to be.

PS--look at "Today's Top 20 Posters"...

Guess who's #1?

Now that's just sad

nope, you're truly one of US now. Very sad, yes, but also somehow.......momentous.

That is so me right now. Seems like life in the ole U S of A has robbed me of me sillly totally. Plus all dis running around, down to the valley, up to the lake, down to the valley, up to the lake, down... And every time I go to cook something some ingredient is not in me cupboard , I keep forgetting what I has here and what I doesn't. Keep thinking I is home---well, in a way I is, but different home

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks.

Susie . . . go find yer silly!!! If history serves me correctly, when this has happened in the past, you usually find some sort of unknown gluten culprit. What are you eating that's relatively new?? . . . new meds?? We'll help you suss it out!!

wish it were so, Jan-it, but, poops indicate that all is well - totally solid and normal. This is not a gluten issue, but another broken heart. Life crises....just lots of sadness about some circumstantial things. I hope to suss it out .....prolly need a good therapist

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat

Scratching like crazy for at least a week now, and today I noticed hair missing - patches of skin showing Weez is NOT scratching a'tall, and I see no sign of fleez. So, trip to the vet today for wee Skit. $$$ Hope it's something easy and cheap.

Love you sills............

I'll try to find a shred of silly adn come back more......I still have ten pages missing - the vortex of Things Not Yet Read

[jerseyangel]

Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. That's an order (a gentle one, but still) How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there

Sorry bout Skit-cat's scratchies.....yep we'll hope fer cheap and uncomplicated. Poor thing. It does kinda sound like phlees--although since Weez doesn't seem to have them.....I dunno. Our cat, Penny, had similar symptoms once and it turned out to be a phlee infestation--which was weird since she (as all my cats) was an indoor kitty.

And yeah--you and me wif all this heat Natives here are telling us that it's too early in the year fer this kind of prolonged heat (it's usually high 80's to 90 ish) and they hate to think what it's gonna be come August. It's been over 95 for at least the last 2 weeks wif no end in sight. The weather report for this weekend is 96 both days, and then to "heat up again" to 98 by Tuesday. It's madness, I tell ya!!

[DingoGirl]

Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. That's an order (a gentle one, but still) How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there

Sorry bout Skit-cat's scratchies.....yep we'll hope fer cheap and uncomplicated. Poor thing. It does kinda sound like phlees--although since Weez doesn't seem to have them.....I dunno. Our cat, Penny, had similar symptoms once and it turned out to be a phlee infestation--which was weird since she (as all my cats) was an indoor kitty.

And yeah--you and me wif all this heat Natives here are telling us that it's too early in the year fer this kind of prolonged heat (it's usually high 80's to 90 ish) and they hate to think what it's gonna be come August. It's been over 95 for at least the last 2 weeks wif no end in sight. The weather report for this weekend is 96 both days, and then to "heat up again" to 98 by Tuesday. It's madness, I tell ya!!

OH Padt

this made me cry........

WEE SWEET SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!!! that really did crack me up :lol:

new band name.......THE WEE SWEET SOOZLES

Fleas? what in hell - don't see any? And Weez - nary a scratch at all. Can fleaz cause hair loss? well, we're going in today at 3, we will see.

OMG the heat..............just a blast of hot, humid air today......just like TexAss heat I'm thinking, Padtea...........bloody awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well sills, gotta go get my haircut - new, very cute and small salon so close to my house.......thought I'd give it a try. The girl was sooooooooo nice on the phone, hope she can manage this middle-aged mess atop me 'ead

Strange - actually having a really good hair day today, and don't want to change it

and there's Nik - what's the latest with yer Man Child, Nik??????

[jerseyangel]

That lil salon sounds great, Suz--have phun!

I blew dry my hair today.....don't know why since as soon as I walk out the door it's gonna frizz back up.....

I said "blew"

Didn't mean to make you cry, just wanted you to know you were loved

The Wee Sweet Soozles--has kind of ring to it!

[elye]

♫ ♪ Wee, Sweet Sooooooozle . .....♪ ♫

Has such a melodic, lovely sound and lilt. . .. . . . .....

Sooooze, I think of you so often when you are away from Da Ville. Here's to you getting all of these little things sussed out - -including Skit Skat's balding patterns.....What in hell?

Nik! Pleeeeeeze report. How is that silly man's wrist??

I have always suspected that the Zombie Man was my dad.......we all know about his litany of costumes. .. . . . . ......

[Judyin Philly]

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist (he heard it 'crack' )

It's now the size of a melon.....and HE (As most men do) is refusing to go to the hosp (but sufficiently complaining)

Any news on the melon wrist? Mean that with a loving heart. It sounds nasty

I hope he went and you have news by now and he doens't wait till tomorrow.

Yikes!!!

Because it will be less broken in the morning??? . . . Men

So agree with this comment....what is it with men?

Good, bloody hot aft, Sills

Um.........Tel has a broken, melon-sized wrist (with a crack sound, no less) and refuses to go to hospital???????? WHAT IN HELL IS WITH THE MEN PHOLKS???????

so funny Susie

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat

Susie....... could the ketteh bed allergic to something or fleas.......or dog had this

Wee sweet Soozle, you come here even if you don't pheel sillie!! You don't have to be phunny, just be wif us. That's an order (a gentle one, but still) How can someone wif such a big heart keep getting it broken? Hugs for you, me phriend. Hang in there

AH our Patti with her soothing words of comfort.

Seriously Nik.....let us know.

Judy

[DingoGirl]

That lil salon sounds great, Suz--have phun!

I blew dry my hair today.....don't know why since as soon as I walk out the door it's gonna frizz back up.....

I said "blew"

Didn't mean to make you cry, just wanted you to know you were loved

The Wee Sweet Soozles--has kind of ring to it!

Padtea BLEW it!!!!!!!

Well, OMG, there is just NUTTIN" like a good haircut and a fab new salon and a GREAT and VERY VERY NICE gal to perk up yer day.

Sills - I have THE most fab haircut.........AND a new bottle of Argon (sp?) hair oil, at her cost - IT IS FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! and, she charges $35 for a haircut instead of FIFTY, which lots of eejits charge int his town (what, like we're in LA? New York? someplace POSH? ) and I just LOVE her. Very happy with this new situation.

Too bad I don't have anywhere to go today except the vet

JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! so nice to see you!!!!!!! how are things?

♫ ♪ Wee, Sweet Sooooooozle . .....♪ ♫

Has such a melodic, lovely sound and lilt. . .. . . . .....

Sooooze, I think of you so often when you are away from Da Ville. Here's to you getting all of these little things sussed out - -including Skit Skat's balding patterns.....What in hell?

Nik! Pleeeeeeze report. How is that silly man's wrist??

I have always suspected that the Zombie Man was my dad.......we all know about his litany of costumes. .. . . . . ......

Loved this whole post, Emmel

The Wee Sweet Soozles just cracks me up every time

Yes, Em, I have also suspected twere yer Dad roamin' me neighborhood - short jaunt to California he took, just to cause curious suspicious and wonderment

Well, Sills, going to the vet now. And then,

back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE

[jerseyangel]

back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE

I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine

[mushroom]

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks.

mornin' or evenin'? Whichever it is, mojitos it is, only you'll have to teach me how to make 'em

PSILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat

I'm betting phleez ; you need Advantage

Can't stay, company arrived; see y'all later!

[mimommy]

Well, I've decided to reward myself for a backknee-breaking day of #2 by employing a personal chef. Her name is Amy, and she specializes in gluten-free rice-n-mac and garden veg lasagna

More of deuce manana But, it's $

Seems like life in the ole U S of A has robbed me of me sillly totally.

No dat's not sad; just means you luvs us all (I hope)

I dew lurve you all

If you don't believe me, look at my updated "friends" list

I'm sorry you got the contiguous blues, N. It pretty much sucks around here, doesn't it? "Sweet home unemployment"

Great. .. . ...... .me giving my kids hell as they race off for school, me pulling strange li'l things outta me ho-tub, me scooping up large mounds of dog poop in the backyard, staring long at my pathetic attempt at a garden, washing bird crap off me car... . .. . ...doesn't get much more fulfilling in the eye-candy category, to be sure..... ..

Do you get a medal? A certificate, note of recommendation, stock options?

I'll take the cash payout, please

If anyone ever posted pics of me in the raw (as in devoid of make-up and dressed like the suburban hag that I am), I think you'se would nae recognise me. It took years of practice to perfect it, but the frump appeal reigns supreme My expose' shot would most certainly be of me sans bra, sitting on my porch smoking.

Have fun, Em!

Giaghnutt speaks wise diagnostic words. . .. .......Soooozle needs a dietary inventory and Shroomie, you jes' need to stay still for a day. . . . . .....

We want you guys back ta silly!

Yes--return to da wackle

******* 10 pages to our new Crowning********

An end to my evil reign mu-ha-ha

Tel's fallen off a step....all his weight went on his wrist

Oh, fa-s$#&e's sake! Poor Tel. Any news?

Because it will be less broken in the morning???

Tell Tel to quit being a baby and go get it checked!!!

Seriously.

He's one-handed now - you can take him...

nope, you're truly one of US now. Very sad, yes, but also somehow.......momentous.

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! Gianknit's right, ya need to STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Me babes and I are going to pile in the car and come see you. Be there tomorrow around 6? I"ll expect a fresh mojito and some yummy snacks.

Me too!!!

prolly need a good therapist

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!! My kitteh has mange or summat

Poor Kitteh and poor Suze. You get the flea powder, I'll get the kleenex, and we'll all meet at Tahoe with Shroomie. We'll be your therapists, Suze.

_{Or at least your drinking partners}

I am a psilly

Padtea BLEW it!!!!!!!

Well, OMG, there is just NUTTIN" like a good haircut and a fab new salon and a GREAT and VERY VERY NICE gal to perk up yer day.

But, Patty doesn't like peaches

Hooray for your new do!

[jerseyangel]

But, Patty doesn't like peaches

The whole experience was more nectarine-like

Do I listen to myself sometimes???

Woah --did Shroomie just do a record breaking poop in/out??

Yep, minimom, you are a sillie. Fer better or worse Enjoy yer dinner a la Amy.....so nice of her to come and russle somephin up fer youse after yer hard day.

[DingoGirl]

I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine

I think I"ll start early - that way I can get to bed earlier and plus, gotta make up for the time zone difference

If anyone ever posted pics of me in the raw (as in devoid of make-up and dressed like the suburban hag that I am), I think you'se would nae recognise me. It took years of practice to perfect it, but the frump appeal reigns supreme My expose' shot would most certainly be of me sans bra, sitting on my porch smoking.

um, when you say sitting on yer porch without yer bra, do you mean without a shirt, too? A shirtless, smoking hag?

I almost never wear a bra - don't need to

Poor Kitteh and poor Suze. You get the flea powder, I'll get the kleenex, and we'll all meet at Tahoe with Shroomie. We'll be your therapists, Suze.

_{Or at least your drinking partners}

I am a psilly

But, Patty doesn't like peaches :

Peaches? what in hell did I miss

Yes, MEET AT SHROOMIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!! In Tahoe......how wondrous it would be to be there now.........get outta this blasted heat

Yes........be my therapists!!!!!! What I really need is just more peeps in my life, here in this town......so many friends have moved And, most here are married with young kids

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! we have to get a commune - would be so good for the mental health

Um..........Skit Skat update - no sign of fleaz

Doctor suspects an allergy of some kind - what in hell? now have to switch foods and crap - ideas, Sills? He already is on a very low-grain kitten food (PEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

he gave him a steroid shot for now -

But OMG - Wee Skit is just the BEST little cat - - was actually PURRING in the vet's office

most adorable, mellowest, sweetest boy ever ♥♥♥

and not askeert of nuthin ♥

[mimommy]

The whole experience was more nectarine-like

Gahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I listen to myself sometimes???

no, but we do--we know all your dirty little secrets

Woah --did Shroomie just do a record breaking poop in/out??

A shroomin' fly-by

Yep, minimom, you are a sillie. Fer better or worse

Does this mean we're married?

Enjoy yer dinner a la Amy.....so nice of her to come and russle somephin up fer youse after yer hard day.

Amy was a grave disappoinment...the rice mac&cheese is good stuff, but the garden veg lasagna was way too heavy on the garden, not nearly enough of the sauce, cheese, and seasoning :blah:

I smell like pine-sol and various nastiness--must shower. Was nearly grief stricken with devastating PMS today. Started feeling like I've run out of time (I mean in the cosmic sense). BAH!!!!

Need to book this vacation before I chicken out, or get hit by a rampant cement truck bus.

And, I have very sad news...

I am so sorry to have to announce that...

as of 5 minutes ago I officially have...

GREY HAIR

[jerseyangel]

Doctor suspects an allergy of some kind - what in hell? now have to switch foods and crap - ideas, Sills? He already is on a very low-grain kitten food (PEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

he gave him a steroid shot for now -

But OMG - Wee Skit is just the BEST little cat - - was actually PURRING in the vet's office

most adorable, mellowest, sweetest boy ever ♥♥♥

and not askeert of nuthin ♥

There's a grain free food that several people here on the board use fer their cats--I'm thinking Jess, too.(?) So now you have to put Skit through an elimination diet????

PeOter will have some ideas, I'm sure.

Skit at the vet

[mimommy]

um, when you say sitting on yer porch without yer bra, do you mean without a shirt, too? A shirtless, smoking hag?

Only in Mexico

Tis true.

Peaches==Facebook thread posted by our fair Nikkerler about what was better--peaches or nectarines. Patty's reply is a must read

Sweet widdle Skittle is OK? I'm so glad for you all. What a precious widdle wuver, purring for the doc

Showertime U:

[elye]

back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE

I'll be here--wif me glass o'wine

I'm here, perched with a very large glass of chablis at my side. I have packed two 2-litre bottles of wine for three days on Wards Island. Do we all feel that this is enough?

Hmm...... . ..'tis quite a raucous, music-and-singing-fueled weekend . . .....dunno.

And, I have very sad news...

I am so sorry to have to announce that...

as of 5 minutes ago I officially have...

GREY HAIR

Rayechull!! You are becoming an official queenly-looking Queen. After all, the most regal of 'em have a silver sheen running through their royal 'dos. Lizzy never started looking like the true magestic monarch that she is until she was grEy, n'est-ce pas?

How in hell is tel's wrist??

Watermelon city?. . . . .. . . ......

[flourgirl]

Hey all! Just catching up! It's kinda like the old "cliff hangers" (or worse...soap operas). Hey pholks! Tune in next time for the answers to these important questions: Will Gshanett get the job? (truly hope so), is Hey Jude still in the dungeon...or working on another home project? Is she still smoke free? What was Pah-tays comment on FB about nectarines vs. Peaches (how can you not like peaches?) will Ems Dad be released from the health-care imprisonment for good outrageous behavior? Is Skittles allergy food related? Will Pseuss find her tickle-bone intact and fill Psillyville with sunshine and laughter? Hang on to your seat to learn about Tel's new watermelon and how he chooses to deal with it!

My favorite cliff hanger ever....is Psillyville! Nothing psilly here to add....sorry. Am ready to be unconscious for the nite mite. Hugs all 'round

[Jestgar]

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

[mimommy]

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

I have to pass on the beverages--have to work tomorrow.

Scott is not feeling well so I guess for me it's just man o' whine.

_{Pfft, like I'm one to talk}