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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I'm starting my Road Trip with Pets soon. All of youse in cooler climes, look for me at yer doorstep any time. :lol:

Methinks you might get frostbite on your toesies on my doorstep; I am still wearing sweatshirts--you'd luv it (for about five minutes) :lol:

And Soozle, was ll must be gay whilst posting on this thread. That's the point, after all.

If incoherency is de point, ya sure made it!! Whatever "it" is.

OK, Sils...I got a phone call this eve from a .........

teabagger!!!!!!!

So I told Scott about it and, get this--he didn't know what a "teabagger" was!!!!!! :lol:

So, please, whoever posted the link to msnbc and the urban dictionary about teabagging, please post it again or e-mail it to me. The rube, we must enlighten him ;)

Hands up, here's another rube; any relation to a carpetbagger?? Nah, something much more obscufe and obviously psilly :P . Does dat mean Mimmsy, dat you don't reallly know what it is either dat you have to have someone else define it?

I have been catalog shopping for products which might take care of me fars$#&us, something that doos not fit someone who is anorexic and a size 6!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Morning all!!! :D

Really quiet round here lately <looking round :unsure: >

Looks like it's going to be a glorious sunny day - if you need me I'll be in the garden.......

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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gah.

Late meeting last night. Going to work early. Bad combo.

And we all must be gay on this thread. Can't you people understand simple gibberish??

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies

Yep summer is here almost 90 the next few days....just when I was thinking the utilities have gotten cheap since winter is over....time to turn on the AC....

My sister Tammy and her husband bought their first home and they settle on Friday. Which means Silvia is going to come spend some time with me!!! She is at such a fun age, last night I asked her if she would like to go to the zoo (small zoo next to hersheypark) and she says Yea!!! and the Weee too....a Weee is a park/swingset/slide anything form of playground equipment.

Must start work

Jess still thinking about you

Teabaggers!!! gawds! must say from watching Sex in the City when she said tea bagging my dirty mind thought of something I had heard on the show....I mustnt repeat it though....but for any of my sillies who watch it will probably understand it.

More later

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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And I forgot to put in my little note- has anyone seen Judy lately...I must keep missing her and I am still trying to catch up from my hiatus.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mornin', peeps!

Dear gawd, the union talks broke off at midnight last night -- they are still talking, and booze stores remain open. The powers that be realize that they just cannot do this to us, that this begins to descend the slippery slope that is a Human Rights/Necessities of Life Obligation. Take away our groceries, shut down the hospitals, we can manage.

But withhold vodka, wine, Bailey's, coolers?? Please. It is beyond redemption.

:lol:

Tell him you just tea-bagged yer husband, and axe if you can still go to them meetin's.

Wait! Rayechull cannot tea-bag her husband.. ... . .. :huh: .....or anyone else fer that matter. Um, he can tea-bag her....... . .. .and what is this about having to be eleven, and gay, to post here? What new decree have I missed? Your Mimjesty, are you proclaiming bizarre edicts as you hand over your crown, to make a final, lasting and ever-pondered impression? :lol:

I have been catalog shopping for products which might take care of me fars$#&us, something that doos not fit someone who is anorexic and a size 6!

More shoe heinosities! We all seem afflicted. Shroomie, can you get Birks in NZ? Patteigh and I are the Birkenstock Queens.....they are phab.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Page 225 of this thread is where Bev introduces us all to "teabaggin'" . . . Thanks Bev, we couldn't go through life without knowing this vital piece of information . . . also a link to the Urban Dictionary on that page (must go find it under "tea" "T" when you get there)

Gah . . . page 225 . . . can you believe it?? Doesn't seem like that long ago . . . but perhaps that's because we have to keep bringing it up.

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Hi

Haven't read any pages in days :(

will catch up soon...........promise

Friend sent me this and thought of my sillies.

It made my toes tap and we all need that

hope this makes you all smile this am.

Love and miss you all

Judy

Julie Andrews.......

This video was made in the Antwerp, Belgium Central (Train) Station on March 23, 2009, with no warning to the passengers passing through the station.

At 8:00 am a recording of Julie Andrews singing 'Do, Re, Mi' begins to play on the public address system.

As the bemused passengers watch in amazement, some 200 dancers begin20to appear from the crowd and station entrances. They created this amazing stunt with just two rehearsals!

Enjoy!

(speakers on!!)
blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Judy I see you!!!!!!

I saw a quote yesterday about friends and I will have to paste it- it was so us!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Aww yes here it is

FRIENDS ARE LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS...

EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BUT ONLY YOU

CAN FEEL THE WARMTH

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Aww yes here it is

FRIENDS ARE LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS...

EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BUT ONLY YOU

CAN FEEL THE WARMTH

:lol: :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I figured since we are all so open with bodily fluids that the friends poem would fit us all to the "T"

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Sills, I am not happy. No, really. Not...at...all.

I MUST fix what's wrong in my life home--mess, clutter, overcrowding. I've spent the past 2 hours looking for storage/furniture for my daughter's bedroom. I need to have a garage sale. I need to rid myself of the crap stuff my parents are storing in my basement. I need to feel better, doggoneit.

Bring it all to my house...........garage sale happening Saturday.......8:00 sharp!

Has noone else noticed that Jess is our new queen??????????

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Has noone else noticed that Jess is our new queen??????????

Holy Crap you're right!!!!! That totally snuck up on us!!! Even Judy posted!!!! Judy!!! You missed it by three posts!!!

Oh . . . and Kongrats to Cween Gesse the Ridivculus Spellur.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh . . . and Kongrats to Cween Gesse the Ridivculus Spellur.

Hadda just quote Jyaghnutt, as this is poifect. Kween Jyess of the Civckebs.... ..congratulations!! :lol:

You are not gonna want that new job, now, Jyesss.......you are now a monarch for 100 pages, and you simply cannot spread yerself too thin. Call the human resource contact at this company and tell them you are still very interested in the position, but you are suddenly ruling an on-line monarchy and will have to put off starting with them until post 14, page 2299. Their reaction will demonstrate to you whether or not you really want to be there.

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Holy Crap you're right!!!!! That totally snuck up on us!!! Even Judy posted!!!! Judy!!! You missed it by three posts!!!

Oh . . . and Kongrats to Cween Gesse the Ridivculus Spellur.

Lord.......wouldn't you know i'd pick now to post.

well the Gods are good to me................I MISSED THE QUEENDOM..... :lol:

CAN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK

WHO WON AGAIN.............?

OH jESS...CONGRATS.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay, guys... . .. . ....Trailer Trash Bash is this weekend. Have got nuttin' fer a costume yet. Headin' out to Value Village to scrounge around, but don't know exactly what to look for. I was thinking of wearing my bathrobe and curlers, but it is supposed to be in the upper eighties on Saturday and my robe is very heavy and cozy.

Dunno.

Help!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Not fer nuthin, but according to my screen, Amanda is the phirst to post on page 2200. Did the criteria change? Am I nuts? WIH? :huh:

On a happy note--look at all the sillies that are on right now!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Okay, guys... . .. . ....Trailer Trash Bash is this weekend. Have got nuttin' fer a costume yet. Headin' out to Value Village to scrounge around, but don't know exactly what to look for. I was thinking of wearing my bathrobe and curlers, but it is supposed to be in the upper eighties on Saturday and my robe is very heavy and cozy.

Dunno.

Help!

Start wif a tanktop or a t-shirt wif a beer logo and cut off jean shorts and go from there. B) Maybe Jan-it can go back and find all of our suggestions fer the accessories......there were some good ones :P

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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What??? A feif contests the throne? :lol:

My screen shows Jess, but mayhap they could double team?

Jess, I hereby offishoily pass the royal sceptor to thee and proclaimeth thou the new and mighty drooler of psillyville. Rule with a gentle hand and a mighty sense of humour my queen :wub:

I'd bow, but I probly couldn't get back up.

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN~JESS OF SCOTCH!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Not fer nuthin, but according to my screen, Amanda is the phirst to post on page 2200. Did the criteria change? Am I nuts? WIH? :huh:

On a happy note--look at all the sillies that are on right now!! :D

There is a warp in the silly continuum, caused by an invisible duplicate post on page 2199. Moderators see Amanda's post at the top of page 2200, while everybody else sees it as the last post on page 2199. When Scott deletes the duplicate, we will all see Jess as Queen.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Aw Helll Kween GsjeSs!!! :P May your Rain be giggly/happy/whatever the heck it's supposed to be.

I thought the trailor trash outfit was all settled? Maybe a Daisy Duke sort of thing....all in the interest is keeping kool, mind you. You could black out some teeth for special effects. :huh:

I was taking a good look at my "tadpoles" a few minutes ago. They look suspisciously like tiny FISH!!! (haHAAAAA hahaha). I hope, I hope. But wait.....how will I ever accomodate hundreds of fish? Probably the parents will feast on a few...or fifty...or so. :ph34r:

Hey JUUUDE!!! So glad you came out of the dungeon to visit for a minute!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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There is a warp in the silly continuum, caused by an invisible duplicate post on page 2199. Moderators see Amanda's post at the top of page 2200, while everybody else sees it as the last post on page 2199. When Scott deletes the duplicate, we will all see Jess as Queen.

Ah....the warp!!! Yes, this happened once before, as I remember. The duplicate post.....reported by Jess, if I remember correctly.......<hand stroking chin>......interesting......

:lol: :lol: Congrats Psillie Queen Jess!!!! :D

Now, how you gonna phit a kitchen remodel into yer reign? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Start wif a tanktop or a t-shirt wif a beer logo and cut off jean shorts and go from there. B) Maybe Jan-it can go back and find all of our suggestions fer the accessories......there were some good ones :P

I don't recall this conversation . . . I didn't go back and read everything whilst I was out of circulation, did it happen then?? . . . or was this me and Lisa's conversation about the photo from ????

I say keep the kurlers. You need to look eight months pregnant whilst wearing a tube top . . . can you do that?? . . . do you get that pregnant look if you've been glutened?? . . . at a minimum, look very pregnant, keep a cig in yer mouth and carry a bottle of booze . . . and for Pete's sake DON"T wear a bra!!! (*giggle* there ya go, Peter, maybe Em'll go braless for ya *giggle*) . . . and no shaving between now and then and don't wash your hair . . . how fast can you grow a mullet?? . . . or bleach your hair but protect about an inch of roots for that two-tone look.

elye Community Regular
elye
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There is a warp in the silly continuum, caused by an invisible duplicate post on page 2199. Moderators see Amanda's post at the top of page 2200, while everybody else sees it as the last post on page 2199. When Scott deletes the duplicate, we will all see Jess as Queen.

Hey! For a short time, we gots TWO KWEENS!! What does this mean??. . ..... :unsure:

Amanda, if you've got proclamations ya want put through, do it now! Quick!

Duplicate posts, two monarchs. ..... . . ....... .Patteigh, did you say that Jyesss reported the double post? ....And she will be reigning monarch once Scott removes one of them . ... .. . . .....hmmmmm... . .. . . . ...this is perhaps significant information, like hanging chads. . .......

:rolleyes::lol:

You could black out some teeth for special effects. :huh:

I was thinking exactly this.....must google to find out how to do this. Could just use a black sharpie . . .. ......

I say keep the kurlers. You need to look eight months pregnant whilst wearing a tube top . . . can you do that?? . . . do you get that pregnant look if you've been glutened?? . . . at a minimum, look very pregnant, keep a cig in yer mouth and carry a bottle of booze . . . and for Pete's sake DON"T wear a bra!!! (*giggle* there ya go, Peter, maybe Em'll go braless for ya *giggle*) . . . and no shaving between now and then and don't wash your hair . . . how fast can you grow a mullet?? . . . or bleach your hair but protect about an inch of roots for that two-tone look.

Yes, yes! All excellent! ..... . . . .Jyaghnutt, do you live in a trailer park?

Okay, went to The Village and found a tank top with cheap lace all over it, some ugly cheap hangy earrings, a big temporary tattoo of a skull surrounded by roses. ....it is a good start.

No bra, huh? Scary. . ... .....

:lol:

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