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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Wow, 1,000 posts, and now I'm stuck here :D I will try my bestest. As fir the pspelling, I will have to enter slowly-you have no ideer how many words I tried to misspell and had to fix, I'm a bit OCD-maybe this will be my therapy :P

Deluge of fluids--Um, someone get a towel, i'm not fond of the wet spot :o

Phunniest story evah, Rachelle!!! :lol::lol::lol:

I too, find it most difficult to mess wif me spelling, but the others don't hold it against me :P......at this moment, I am going back and putting capital letters where I missed:ph34r: ......somebody stop me! :o

.......and about the phluids..........ummmm............one towel is usually not enough :unsure:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So phunny about the spelling :lol: .....I also go back and edit my posts for proper spelling and punctuation--this is at the same time as--misspelling certain words to make them phunnier. :huh:

Gets confusing at times :blink::P

Judith--a virtual hotbed of activity over there!! :o One (or more) of these pholks will be putting in an offer, I just know it :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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.......and about the phluids..........ummmm............one towel is usually not enough :unsure:

Either VERY imressive or you need to work on frequency :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Either VERY imressive or you need to work on frequency :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"

"John," the new seaman replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"

"Aye, Aye Chief!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ...."

elye Community Regular
elye
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The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ...."

:lol: Now, here's trivia...... . .. .the young couple who owned Pongo and Missus (or Perdita, if one lives by Disney) in A Hundred and One Dalmations were the Darlings.

Gad......did they have a big wet spot??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jess said "seaman" :lol:

Also named 'Darling'--the phamily on the late 'Dirty Sexy Money'. I miss it already..... :(

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celiac-mommy
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I can't seem to stop czechin (like that :P) out guys thumbs today-I now know too much. I feel dirty :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I can't seem to stop czechin (like that :P) out guys thumbs today-I now know too much. I feel dirty :D

:lol::lol:

. . . and now RawShell, you are officially a "Psillie".

Busy here at home pholks . . . in-laws have SOLD their house. The will be moving in about 4 weeks. We've told the kids and they are excited.

Lovin' all the new psillie members.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, gang... . . . ..

I can't seem to stop czechin (like that :P ) out guys thumbs today-I now know too much. I feel dirty :D

I know, I know......it happens to the best of us. <_<:lol:

Rahshyell, you need to see Patteigh's unforgettable thumb avatar that she posted for a couple of days, whilst we were carrying on about this fascinating biological ratio. Pahght, do you still have it? I sometimes see it fleetingly in my brain, when driving or trying to get to sleep -- perhaps a nightmare prelude. . . ....... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Pahght, do you still have it?

I do, but it's in my other (currently schizoid) computer. I'll put it up as soon as I figger out how......

Jan-it.....great news about yer in-law's house selling! Will they be staying wif youse whilst the new house is under construction?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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New sillies, here ya go......pheel phree to use me av as a handy reference when determining thumb length. Like the gluten-free diet, it will soon become second nature :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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......pheel phree to use me av as a handy reference when determining thumb length. Like the gluten-free diet, it will soon become second nature :P

:lol: Perhaps we should be mentioning this on any threads we see from overwhelmed newbies, those who just cannot seem to manage the formidable learning curve of the gluten-free diet.

"Hey, remember..... . ... ... . male thumb-penis ratio takes some time to get one's mind around, but, like the gluten-free diet, it really will become second nature -- promise!"

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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PeOter (and everybody)....ABC is promo-ing the heck out of "Flashforward"--just about every day! It looks so good, I'm really looking for ward to it. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: Perhaps we should be mentioning this on any threads we see from overwhelmed newbies, those who just cannot seem to manage the formidable learning curve of the gluten-free diet.

We do what we can, Em :lol: :lol: :lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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My goodness, that man's thumb is longer than...well, it's long *snicker*

:lol:

Came home to a poo-crime just now <sigh>

It's one of those Robin Williams "first you see it, then you say it" moments in life <_<

Thing is, I knew it. Whilst away I had the overwhelming odor of doggy doo take me completely by surprise. I knew right then and there that I was going home to a nasty mess :ph34r: . I have a sixth sense about these things, with about a +90% accuracy rate, too. :blink:

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Jestgar
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DingoGirl
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So phunny about the spelling :lol: .....I also go back and edit my posts for proper spelling and punctuation--this is at the same time as--misspelling certain words to make them phunnier.

Gets confusing at times

:lol: :lol: I gnow!

Either VERY imressive or you need to work on frequency :lol:

I think you meant PHREQUENCY

Hi rahshell! Yes, you DID make your one thousandthhhhhh post on our thread - you are OURS now!! we OWN you!!!!!!!!!! B)

The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ...."

she DID say seamen :lol:

I can't seem to stop czechin (like that :P) out guys thumbs today-I now know too much. I feel dirty

. . . and now RawShell, you are officially a "Psillie".

:lol: that's what I was gonna say *snackle*

<and for new members, a SNACKLE is a combo of SNORT and CACKLE>

GIANIT!! are yer inlaws movin in wif ya? :unsure:

New sillies, here ya go......pheel phree to use me av as a handy reference when determining thumb length. Like the gluten-free diet, it will soon become second nature

:lol: Perhaps we should be mentioning this on any threads we see from overwhelmed newbies, those who just cannot seem to manage the formidable learning curve of the gluten-free diet.

"Hey, remember..... . ... ... . male thumb-penis ratio takes some time to get one's mind around, but, like the gluten-free diet, it really will become second nature -- promise!"

We do what we can, Em

:lol: :lol: yes, we do

Came home to a poo-crime just now <sigh>

It's one of those Robin Williams "first you see it, then you say it" moments in life

Thing is, I knew it. Whilst away I had the overwhelming odor of doggy doo take me completely by surprise. I knew right then and there that I was going home to a nasty mess I have a sixth sense about these things, with about a +90% accuracy rate, too. :blink:

:unsure: WHOT? you smelled poo somewhere else and knew you'd find summat at home??? Do you see dead poople?? :lol:

she said POO CRIME :lol:

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OMG :lol: loved that

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Now THAT was coitenly different! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Soozle--I have to say it again....that pic of SkitCat is just too cute fer woids :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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New sillies, here ya go......pheel phree to use me av as a handy reference when determining thumb length. Like the gluten-free diet, it will soon become second nature :P

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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New sillies, here ya go......pheel phree to use me av as a handy reference when determining thumb length. Like the gluten-free diet, it will soon become second nature :P

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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(lord, you have no idea how hard it was to spell all those words wrong :rolleyes: )

Yew will ghett yoosed to it aphter enuff thyme. :lol: Zen yew vont be able to tok type normally agin. ;)

Meese are an interesting challenge. We get them in the house once in a while, but never are sure whether they get in on their own or have help from our cats. A while back Riley cornered a chipmunk in the front hall. We think she chased/brought it inside from the back deck. We opened the front door and it ran out, but only after a lengthy standoff.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Soozle--I have to say it again....that pic of SkitCat is just too cute fer woids :D

:wub::wub: :wub:

he really is the (second) cutest thing (Weez being the foist). Why, just last night, he grabbed a pair of underwear from the laundry basket and dragged them to the (dog) bed next to my bed, where he sleeps. Was tangled up in them for half an hour. GROSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::unsure::o

I love him ♥♥♥♥♥

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