The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[WideAwake]

My poor dad had to cope with my mum and us 3 girls, all cycling at the same time. Even the cat was female!

No wonder he spent a lot of time at work or in the garden.......

[Judyin Philly]

I brought the dogs in and THEN noticed. Crap... . . . .should have done me shorts up, ran back out and yelled, "HEY! I've got my period!! That's why my pants were undone! Y'know, in case you were wondering.....".....

EM 4:43 AM and you've given me my first laugh of the day.......thanks me dear

Food Sources, check: Nuts, stale bread, an occasional grape...varied diet

Water Sources, check: Bloody Marys

Places for Cover, check: We have a rockpile, lotsa trees where squirrels and chipmunks nap

Places to Raise Young, check: De ground squirrels do it under de rockpile

Sustainable Gardening, check: Pine needle mulch, no other fertilizers...

Yep, I think we could get certified in a snap I'm going on line right now!!!

Hang in there Joodee, someone else is going to love the house as much as you do; all it takes is just ONE right buyer. And no more painting!! Ye Gods, hae ye no dun enuff???

you nailed it honey........did you do it? Courious to see if it's as easy on line to do!

the sign in the yard is cute too

Judy's backyard is certifiable? Or is it that Judy is? Judy- Hang in there!

Emily ran after the postman with her pants unbuttoned? Yelling about her menses?

I canna keep up and canna go back so if I missed anything REALLY important, may I be provided with a psilly summary.

both are certifiable for sure.

Ha another laugh at Em;s expence

yep, we need summaries..........hey, where's jules by the way?

anyone heard from her?

Well, I'm feeling better, about 80%. I'm used to running on 80% so that's not bad.

glad your feeling better.....does the pan fried chicken taste like the 'bad for us old fried chicken of the good old days?' would love to try it

Hey ever-body!

Em-N-Em.....I jest luuv you! YOu give great giggles! (I promise not to laugh and tell).

Juuude....Telehubby and I looked for our house for a year! We knew we'd find the right one, and since we had a year rental lease, at first there was no hurry. As time was running out we finally looked at a house that we didn't want to look at. It's not far enough out of the way. The YARD was what I was looking for in all of the many places we "visited"......as much as price, more than the house....it had to have the right yard, or at least the right potential yard. It had to be something I could work with to make my own. SO.....the house we didn't even want to look at was the one place we both loved. There was one other house we truly did love...but the yard was horrid. I've had a ball creating what we call Saffold Park, the house is perfect for us, and the neighborhood suits us fine. Closer neighbors than we want, but they are quiet and respect privacy. ANywAy...I guess I'm trying to say is that there IS someone who is meant to love your house and yard. They may not know it right now, but they will be there, and in good time.

Pah-tay....mules with thumbs......OMG!!!!! I realized after I replied that...."well, dummy, she told you why the guy was out there". Never, ever, ever, enter a fenced pasture for any reason

After temps in the 90's....it feels downright cold here today. I am NOT ready for fall to be here! I want more summerrrrrr <:whineface:>

yeah to your whole post.......thanks for the nice thoughts

Can you imagine being my Father? He must have been smothered- not by love, but by Kotexes and Tampaxes. I never noticed this, but all the phem paper products end with x. Is that a genetic thing?

100x's snort and hee ha's............

T--Saffold Park!! I love it! Sounds absolutely charming!

Judith--the right pholks are gonna come along, it's just a matter of time. Then they're going to want it "yesterday" Rest up now....

I see Soozle down there <waving> missed you

Ranger Soo--me dad was surrounded by 3 daughters and me mum.....so much estrogen Our poor dads were out numbered!

Loving the cycle-co-ink-y-dinks emerging amongst the phemale sillies. When I was working, I became good friends wif a girl there and I swear after many months our cycles got closer to where they overlapped. Now neither one of us has to contend wif it anymore, as our hysters have since been removed

thanks Patritia

Sills

Judith - someone will LOVE yer gardens - I know it - because I know *I* would....

back to bed

later, Sills

why are you in bed. is it nite there or are you sick like in your body or sick in the head?

I'm alittle bit of both me self buddy

My poor dad had to cope with my mum and us 3 girls, all cycling at the same time. Even the cat was female!

No wonder he spent a lot of time at work or in the garden.......

no wonder in deed.

welcome also

back to bed for me.

i'm not a nite owl for sure.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's are a calling me.

catch you all tomorrow.

NO SHOWINGS TOMORROW......................

HAPPY DAY!

OH QUESTION.

ARE THERE NO CATHOLICS WHO CAN ANSWER THE ST JOSEPH QUESTION..........

OR

ARE THERE NO ANSWERS.

HECK

GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GOOGLE IT.

NITE

[Judyin Philly]

woops....douple very long post

Guess that's what happens when your posting in the early am.

[DingoGirl]

NO ONE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE ST JOSEPH QUESTION?

GUESS I'LL HAVE TO gOOGLE IT?

NITE ALL

not sure if I ever saw a St. Joseph question but....I do think I noticed a fleeting statement about burying a man of same name head-first into yer garden?

but I'm kind of thinking that.....whatever the answer is to the question I haven't seen - it will nae involve jamming his head into the ground .....

aaaaaaaaand again, back to bed, too early to be up when your days are endless

[elye]

HEY! Soooozle is squiggling at, what.....5 am her time?? And Joooodie, typing away, a maelstrom of creativity, at the same ungodly hour.... . . ....

Well, it's just after 8 here, much more civilized, and it is the first day of school for the public board. DD goes to get her timetable, then returns home to spend the rest of the day on facebook, ranting and squealing about how Jason R. looked like such a doofus in homeroom, and who's in my physics class? And I can't believe Mr. Stokes still wears those glasses....... . . ...

The Ripper, however, has other things in store for him today. He begins school next week, and this afternoon he gets his braces installed.

He ate an entire bowl of popcorn for supper last night, as it will be off-limits for the next two to three years. Then he put four pieces of bubble gum in his mouth and chewed madly for an hour. Crap, I do hope he did not go to bed with this massive wad of gum still in his mouth. When I did this as a kid, it always ended up embedded in my hair.

[Judyin Philly]

not sure if I ever saw a St. Joseph question but....I do think I noticed a fleeting statement about burying a man of same name head-first into yer garden?

but I'm kind of thinking that.....whatever the answer is to the question I haven't seen - it will nae involve jamming his head into the ground .....

I know.....doesn't sound very respectful to do to a Saint.

HEY! Soooozle is squiggling at, what.....5 am her time?? And Joooodie, typing away, a maelstrom of creativity, at the same ungodly hour.... . . ....

Well, it's just after 8 here, much more civilized, and it is the first day of school for the public board. DD goes to get her timetable, then returns home to spend the rest of the day on facebook, ranting and squealing about how Jason R. looked like such a doofus in homeroom, and who's in my physics class? And I can't believe Mr. Stokes still wears those glasses....... . . ...

The Ripper, however, has other things in store for him today. He begins school next week, and this afternoon he gets his braces installed.

He ate an entire bowl of popcorn for supper last night, as it will be off-limits for the next two to three years. Then he put four pieces of bubble gum in his mouth and chewed madly for an hour. Crap, I do hope he did not go to bed with this massive wad of gum still in his mouth. When I did this as a kid, it always ended up embedded in my hair.

Where did you find Rippers gum this am?

[flourgirl]

Yeah.....tell us about the gum!! Poor kid.....havin' 'is last meal treats.

GJewD....I have not heard about this tradition of smothering the saints in the dirt either Hope it works anyway!

SiblINgs...I have 3 brothers....4 sisters. My Dad not only ran a small farm, but worked full time in a mill, and in his spare time helped out on his sisters farm. Hmmmmm......I wonder why? I always thought it was to support his large brood......but there may have been some other motive....now that I think about it I do know that being a "good worker" was always the highest of compliments my parents could make of anybody. Somehow....most of us grew up to be workaholics, and measure out self-worth by "what we do". Good ol' American Work Ethic, don't cha know.

Psuessle.....just what is it that you are up to these days? Just wonderin'

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies

OMG The duggar lady is pregnant with her 19th child---yikes!!!! My coworker just joked that all she needs to do is sqwat and out they pop....

the best is the E news link that said the woman is still using her V-jay as a clown car made me laugh today

How is everyone else? It got awful chilly the last few mornings. Hope my tomatoes can hang on to all get ripe!

[elye]

Wowie, some biiiiiiiiiiiig families 'round here......Tareeesuh -- eight kids in a farmhouse? Five of them girls... .. . . ...OYE.

Where did you find Rippers gum this am?

Thank gawd, NOT in his hair. It is in his garbage can, stuck to the bottom. One of those things that will probably be there until he moves out in ten years...... .."Gawd, I'm not takin' THAT garbage bin with me........lookit the big old gross thing on the bottom!"

[blueeyedmanda]

For my family size....

Me and my two younger sisters who were adopted

But whilest we grew up, my parents took foster kids so there was always 6 kids- us 3 and then usually 2-3 toddlers or 2 toddlers and an infant. My mom had a lot of brand new preemies and such.

Quite a busy house- 4 bedrooms and 1 bathroom until we remodeled and then got 2 bathes....1 room was mine, 1 for my sisters and there was a nursery.

My parents retired from foster care in the spring and they did it from the time I was 3 until I was 26 and they had over 125 kids in our home....some stayed overnight some stayed for a few years....never a dull moment and we enjoyed every minute of it.

My dad worked fulltime and my mom stayed at home with the kids.

[Mtndog]

Sniffles n poos n persnickety people don't appreciate Joodee's bootiful house. N cinnamon buns.

These are a few of my favorite things...when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling menstrual sad..........I simply remember me sniffles and poos and then I don't feel so bad

My poor dad had to cope with my mum and us 3 girls, all cycling at the same time. Even the cat was female!

No wonder he spent a lot of time at work or in the garden.......

My poor dad too (but only 2 girls) but he grew up with 5 older sisters and said he preferred women because he grew up learning how to deal with them If he only knew what he had coming when he bought us at Kmart :lol: Me and my sis were "kind of" a handful Oh wait- we still are

[ranger]

A beuuuuuutiful day in Ohio. But, I am gggroaningly mad. Overnight, the racoons attacked my garden and ate all but 1 lousy ear of corn. Thats 3, 40 foot rows! Earlier in the season the small critters ate all my lettuce, chard, and green beans. All I have left are mators and plumkins!

Juds- want to trade houses? Too many critters around here.

Emilase- you can send that trash barrel to Juudee to surprize the new people.

Phloosy sillies- glad youre pheelin better.

And to all you cyclical sills- When I was phifty, One month I had my "visiter" , the next month I didn't. And that was the end of that. Never even had a hot phlash (thaught I did once, but it was 102 out, and it was a collective hot phlush).

Yes, roomates tend to cycle together. It's good Sven, and lowers there carbon foot-print.

I'mm losing my trane of thaught, iph I ever had one. Maybe it's critter madness. Later.

Siouxzen

[ranger]

And to Mandolin (you guys thaught you got rid of me- ha). Your parents are saints! It was all I could do to raise 3 kids. I have so much awe and respect for people that do what they did. Saints!

[elye]

And to Mandolin (you guys thaught you got rid of me- ha). Your parents are saints! It was all I could do to raise 3 kids. I have so much awe and respect for people that do what they did. Saints!

Yep, yep, everything repeated.... . .....especially the MANDOLIN part !.......Fabulous nickname for you, Manda, and my favorite stringed instrument...

Sewzinn's got coons! Rotten li'l vermin, they is. . . . . ....

[blueeyedmanda]

Mandolin I am loving that name :):)

[Jestgar]

OH QUESTION.

ARE THERE NO CATHOLICS WHO CAN ANSWER THE ST JOSEPH QUESTION..........

OR

ARE THERE NO ANSWERS.

HECK

GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GOOGLE IT.

NITE

Open Original Shared Link

[Mtndog]

Open Original Shared Link

Jess- :lol: St Joseph, my real estate agent.

My favorite saint is St Laurence who was being executed (burnt on the grill? at a stake?) and said, Open Original Shared Link

[elye]

Crap, Jooooodie... . . get yerself a St. Joe statue .........STAT!

[Jestgar]

No time for a proper rant. Men are so parking stupid!!

[curlyfries]

No time for a proper rant. Men are so parking stupid!!

Not exactly a news flash!

[jerseyangel]

Not exactly a news flash!

[ranger]

No time for a proper rant. Men are so parking stupid!!

The upside- I could have an affair on the couch in front of him. He wouldn't notice.

The downside- I could have a heart attack on the couch in front of him. He wouldn't notice.

Jessphenomy- Who did what to you. Did it have to do with pheramones? I doubt it, because you seem seriously angry. Take a deep breath and talk to us. We can solve any problem. Oh, yeah.

[psawyer]

No time for a proper rant. Men are so parking stupid!!

Um, er, well, I think I resemble that remark.

[celiac-mommy]

The upside- I could have an affair on the couch in front of him. He wouldn't notice.

The downside- I could have a heart attack on the couch in front of him. He wouldn't notice.

I can't agree 100%, because anything that has to do with sex, they notice--everything else, not so much I think if you needed to get attention you just say "wanna have sex" then when they look up and say "what?" You say,

" please take out the trash"

[ranger]

So Damn phunny.