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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient
My username with a Signout and Help feature are in a smallish green box on the right hand side of the screen imbedded in the same blue header that has the big grey Celiac.com with the modern-looking circle/slash thru the wheat thingy/icon.

There!!! Does that make it clearer??? :lol: :lol:

WELL!!! Forevvins sake, who would have ever thought of looking for it there?????? :unsure::rolleyes::lol: :lol: Way up in the righthand corner, off the screen most of the time.... but there, nevertheless :blink::P

:lol: :lol:

Okay, you can get rid of me now. :ph34r:


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elye Community Regular

Yes, my suspicion of that profile pic dress being simply PIVOTAL in the complete revamping of this forum is..... . . .....just staggering, really, now that I have had time to really consider its implications.

Mygawd.. . .. ..........

The very power I could yield.... . .......

:huh:

:lol:

I thought it was time to check if the emoticon limit has changed . . .

1 :rolleyes:

2 :unsure:

3 :angry:

4 :huh:

5 ;)

6 :P

7 B)

8 :)

9 <_<

10 :ph34r:

11 :blink:

12 :lol:

13 :o

14 :(

15 :D

16 :lol:

17 :lol:

and that would be NO!

:lol:

Thank GAWD we still have our twenty.......and I could only quote Jyaghnutt to seventeen, as I need three of my own.

elye Community Regular

Everyone should examine the current avatar of Skaought - - he has just posted a couple of times over on the new format thread.

Look closely at the shirt he has on under his sweater.

Note the coloUr........look closely.

Kind of a.. .. ......deep navy hue, I would say....... ..

I've seen that EXACT coloUr elsewhere......on another item of clothing. . . ... . .. ..........

Ha. I'm sure this is hugely significant. I can just feel it...

:huh:

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

I FOUND YOU!!!!!

*whew*

:unsure:

Everyone should examine the current avatar of Skaought - - he has just posted a couple of times over on the new format thread.

Look closely at the shirt he has on under his sweater.

Note the coloUr........look closely.

Kind of a.. .. ......deep navy hue, I would say....... ..

I've seen that EXACT coloUr elsewhere......on another item of clothing. . . ... . .. ..........

Ha. I'm sure this is hugely significant. I can just feel it...

Is that your dress, Em?......must go look. Have not ventured out, yet.......am skeert. :ph34r: Still fighting with the scroll down thingy while trying to post. It is NOT cooperating! :angry:

......and did I see something next to the quote box about 'multiple quotes'????.......must look again :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

:huh:

:angry:

where's all me QUOTES??????? I had MANY quotes, and only two showed up. :angry: HOW do we do lots of quotes, as we NEED to do????? this ain't right. <_<

I can nae be ARSED wiv this whole thing (to quote Nikkers :lol: )

This phancy new board and STILL we only gots 20 emoticons? <_<

Well it IS nicer that they are all over there to me right and visible and all.

Emmel - the Navy Scandal! :lol: Must go look at avatars now........must look at the "what in hell has happened here" thread.......

and then must prepare to watch new season of The Bachelor, which I hope will cheer me with its cheesiness, as it's called "On the Wings of Love" and that puts me, as my cousin said, "On the Wings of Barfing"

more later, Sills........

psawyer Proficient

OMG! OMG! Look at DingoGirl's post count. There must be something magical and energizing in such a number.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG! OMG! Look at DingoGirl's post count. There must be something magical and energizing in such a number.

Is there? Really? Well, yer mouth go God's ear, Poete :)

and - HEY!!! where's our WUB face? still here?

:wub: hope so - -

well, now my number's changed to 5557 - did I ruin the magic? :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Just doing a quote test for PsuPsee . . .

Yes, my suspicion of that profile pic dress being simply PIVOTAL in the complete revamping of this forum is..... . . .....just staggering, really, now that I have had time to really consider its implications.

Mygawd.. . .. ..........

The very power I could yield.... . .......

:huh:

:lol:

:lol:

Thank GAWD we still have our twenty.......and I could only quote Jyaghnutt to seventeen, as I need three of my own.

Everyone should examine the current avatar of Skaought - - he has just posted a couple of times over on the new format thread.

Look closely at the shirt he has on under his sweater.

Note the coloUr........look closely.

Kind of a.. .. ......deep navy hue, I would say....... ..

I've seen that EXACT coloUr elsewhere......on another item of clothing. . . ... . .. ..........

Ha. I'm sure this is hugely significant. I can just feel it...

:huh:

:lol::lol:

I FOUND YOU!!!!!

*whew*

:unsure:

Is that your dress, Em?......must go look. Have not ventured out, yet.......am skeert. :ph34r: Still fighting with the scroll down thingy while trying to post. It is NOT cooperating! :angry:

......and did I see something next to the quote box about 'multiple quotes'????.......must look again :huh:

:o

:huh:

:angry:

where's all me QUOTES??????? I had MANY quotes, and only two showed up. :angry: HOW do we do lots of quotes, as we NEED to do????? this ain't right. <_<

I can nae be ARSED wiv this whole thing (to quote Nikkers :lol: )

This phancy new board and STILL we only gots 20 emoticons? <_<

Well it IS nicer that they are all over there to me right and visible and all.

Emmel - the Navy Scandal! :lol: Must go look at avatars now........must look at the "what in hell has happened here" thread.......

and then must prepare to watch new season of The Bachelor, which I hope will cheer me with its cheesiness, as it's called "On the Wings of Love" and that puts me, as my cousin said, "On the Wings of Barfing"

more later, Sills........

OMG! OMG! Look at DingoGirl's post count. There must be something magical and energizing in such a number.

Is there? Really? Well, yer mouth go God's ear, Poete :)

and - HEY!!! where's our WUB face? still here?

:wub: hope so - -

well, now my number's changed to 5557 - did I ruin the magic? :lol:

elye Community Regular

GoOoOood Morning, Psillies!

Well, things are getting a smidge easier. After studying the intense technical instruction of Jyaghnutt, I have been able to successfully do the mundane, basic functions that I require to put up a post on here.

HEY!! Do we still have our spectacular image-imbedding feature available to us??? :unsure: Gah.....must check..........

funny_face_old_man34_normal.webp

(((((Wheeeewww)))). ...... . . .......Yep!!

Mtndog Collaborator

HEY!! Do we still have our spectacular image-imbedding feature available to us??? :unsure: Gah.....must check..........

funny_face_old_man34_normal.webp

(((((Wheeeewww)))). ...... . . .......Yep!!

BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!! My turn

old_woman.webp

What a pair they would make!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

WIH???!!! I go away to immerse meselph in closet cleaning hell and I come back to INSANITY!! I've been staring at this new phormat thing for the last 30 minutes trying to figgur it out. I'm sure as soon as I git it all, it'll change agin :(

My tree is still up, but the playroom, Max's room and Madeleine's room have all been gutted and reorganized! I'm skeering the crap oot of me husband, he asked me in a panic last nite "why are you nesting?!?!" I lurve messing wiph him!

Another emergency visit to my chiropractor yesterday. Me thinks all that bending and cleaning is nae good for me back. He did say not to quit the P90x, will help in the long run.....Darn, now I have to keep doing it ;)

I took most from me BIL and a tad from a recipe site and a pinch from me neighbor . . . so it went like this:

Cut diagnol lines (about an inch apart) across the side of the pork loin that has the layer of phat. Cut lines in both directions so that there is a diamond pattern. Mixed about 4 tbsp of soft/melted butter with seasonings of choice (I used Italian seasonings, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, & pepper). Rub mixture on all sides of pork loin including the side with the phat. Added a little more Italian seasoning to the phat side. Cooked on a broiler pan (phat side up) in 350 degree oven until meat thermometer read 165. Removed, covered loosely with foil and let rest about 15 minutes (temp continues to rise about another 5 degrees). I got no pink and not dried out.

Pattern of lines doesn't really make any difference. You could spell your name if you want. My BIL says it's important because it allows the fat to drain down into the meat instead of running off the side. Don't know if that's true but it worked so I'll do it next time too. Do you do butter? Some of the internet recipes used olive oil instead.

Have you ever wrapped the loin in bacon first before baking? Tis soooooo amazing! Nuphin better than pork on pork :huh::lol: That is, before I stopped eating meat.... :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Peeps...just noticed...WIH is the 'VOTE THIS POST DOWN' (or up???)

Nice Gurning laydeez :P

Jealous, jealous, jealous or Rae-chulle's sparkling DE- cluttered chidlin's bedrooms.

This I need to do but opted to walk to the gym (40mins) 2 hours wiv Sven (he has alot of stamina laydeez ) 40 min walk home...then was WAY too knackered for owt :lol:

..and GADS it is COLD....proper cold....I am actually wearing tights pantyhose under jeans (why does the word 'pantyhose' disgust me??? :unsure: )with socks too!!

Thermal vest, roll neck jumper sweater, thick cardigan

Somehow, I just know the Canucks are laughing at me :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

then was WAY too knackered for owt :lol:

:D I love how Nik talks :rolleyes:

The post-rating....is that operational? There seems to be a few do-hickey's that aren't working or working yet.

It's gonna be cold here too in a few days. Granted, not as cold as youse guys :lol: but our normal high for this time of year is in the low 60's and it's in the 40's and will hit freezing pretty soon. I phinally get to wear me sweaters B)

Jestgar Rising Star

More excerpts from my upcoming series When nerds know how to sing.

jerseyangel Proficient

More excerpts from my upcoming series When nerds know how to sing.

OMG!! LOVE that!! Was humming along havin' a good old time :D

"I'm gonna make your muscles ache" :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

More excerpts from my upcoming series When nerds know how to sing.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

NERDS ROCK!!! :lol:

My leg muscles are aching after this mornings efforts!! (are they swimming in lactate? :lol: )

Knew I should have ate that chocolate bar on the way home :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Gads.. . . .......Voting a Post Down option .. ..... . .....crap, you guys may never read me on here ever again!<_<:lol:

..and GADS it is COLD....proper cold....I am actually wearing tights pantyhose under jeans (why does the word 'pantyhose' disgust me??? :unsure: )with socks too!!

Thermal vest, roll neck jumper sweater, thick cardigan

Somehow, I just know the Canucks are laughing at me :lol:

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Youse Brits....... . . .. .c'mon! Dig deep for that stiff upper lip.... . ..!! You're wearing panty hose under yer jeans?? :huh: Is it -45C er sumfin'??

A tune for every diabetic's playlist. . .......

jerseyangel Proficient

My leg muscles are aching after this mornings efforts!! (are they swimming in lactate? :lol: )

Knew I should have ate that chocolate bar on the way home :rolleyes:

When I woke up this morning, my whole upper body was awash in lactate :lol: Been Svenning meselph--mostly Pilates--and can pheel it phirst thing in the morning.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Youse Brits....... . . .. .c'mon! Dig deep for that stiff upper lip.... . ..!! You're wearing panty hose under yer jeans?? :huh: Is it -45C er sumfin'??

Gonna have to mark your post DOWN for sheer mockage Em

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

Gonna have to mark your post DOWN for sheer mockage Em

Me sees the potential for much evil-doing if this feature is ever enabled :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

Me sees the potential for much evil-doing if this feature is ever enabled :ph34r:

Oh yeah!! Just think of all the phun we could have wif that! :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Where eeeees everyone??? Too skeert to face this new phormat???? :unsure::P

See you's tomorrow! Nite-Nite

elye Community Regular

OMG.. . . ...I am planning a BIG surprise birthday party for my sister here at our place next week. It's a work night, after dinner, so sweet nibblies, fruit and cheese trays, wine and beer, coffee, and a big cake.

Sent out my invites last week, and so far we're looking at 20 yeses. I have not heard from her large group of friends - - will be another 10, at least. Then I got an email from her work saying that ALL FORTY-FIVE staff members love her (no surprise), want to come, and what about spouses?

:o:o

See, we have a modest bungalow, and a huge deck and yard that will not be too inviting as it will be -10 and snowdrift-covered. :huh:

Crap......guess I'd better get choppin' fruit. . ..... . . ......

jerseyangel Proficient

Yikes Em!! :o Big surprise indeed!!! You're gonna have a housephull!! Yes--you'd better commence choppin' and peelin'--better yet....call your grocery store and have them do it :P

Well gang, I'm leaving for Estaban's in a little while. Been growing me hair out since before we moved into the house (mid October). I'm definitely getting it relaxed--the method and subsequent style/length will be determined when I get there. Can nae take this phrizzy mess one more day. Kind of excited.... :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Wowza Em, that's a lot of peeps for any size house! I think you should tell those extra 45+spouses to bring their coats since they will be dining in the Arctic wing of the house that evening ;)

Patee, must post pics of the new 'do!! Estaban sounds Phabulous!

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