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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Peoter, can you fedex the robe and sceptor so I can wear it to the meeting. Is there cat hair all over it like last time 'cause you let the kittehs sleep on it again??

Oh, gawd.. . . .make sure you examine it REALLY WELL for dried splotches of the jester's vomit. . . . .. . .....that would NOT go over well with the principal and the staff - you'd likely be faced with a visit from The Children's Aid Society. . . .. .....

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

p.s. . . :ph34r: . . . I got hit wif flood control . . . bummer, I was hoping that little feature didn't make the move.

Yeah--I noticed it was back <_<

elye Community Regular

I needed slings for me fingers after interpreting all that :o

I've learned a lot more since last year. Some'll even make me blush :ph34r:

Wow.. . .....!!.. . .... .. .Oh, I gotta know -- how does one sign "oral sex"? You know, I think I'd bet my life that I have a pretty damned good idea how it's configured. . . . .......:lol::ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor

Wow.. . .....!!.. . .... .. .Oh, I gotta know -- how does one sign "oral sex"? You know, I think I'd bet my life that I have a pretty damned good idea how it's configured. . . . .......:lol::ph34r:

That one I chose not to go by the book :ph34r:

Picture the exercise thingy that Ellen had.....done in front of the mouth. :o

.....and the book says....."can be done with or without the tongue"

GAAH!!!! :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

.....and the book says....."can be done with or without the tongue"

<OMG snort>

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Don't mean to be neglectful, I've had my head stuck in a pot Harry Potter book for the last 3 days. I just finished book 5 and I swear if one more person tells me "just wait and see what happens in book 6!" I will smack 'em. One person gave something HUGE away, didn't give away the complete detail (cuz I had my hands over my ears yelling "NO!!!") but I know what to look for now and Im pissed!!!! <_<

Gluten issues??? What choo talkin' 'bout Willis??? . . . (ummmm, that's a reference to Gary Coleman in Different Strokes, but I may be the only one that watched that.)

Me too....One of my fav's

I've decided to go cold turkey on the headache meds just in case I've got the rebound effect taking place. So this will be day two without anything. I haven't gone more than one day (although I do that at least once a week) without taking something. So, Ruhschell, how long does it take to get rid of a rebound headache?

Usually by the 2nd day it's gone, or a lot better. by the 3rd day fo' sho

The psillies are heading to

TEX-ASS toot sweet

To join our Patti

as she cruises the streets

I'll go as long as I don't have to wear a 2 piece... :ph34r::P

Lovely poem, Bevvie!

Yeah--come to think of it, WIH is everybody? I've been doing maintenance....touching up roots, painting toenails, plucking, Pilates..... :lol:

Sounds like you're ready to git busy, bow-chick-a-wow-wow :lol::lol:

Or as my son says "brown chicken, brown cow" :lol:

green beans....

Yogurt

2 hours of talk about wet dreams, and what causes them,

Pregnancy with a boy :ph34r:

That one I chose not to go by the book :ph34r:

Picture the exercise thingy that Ellen had.....done in front of the mouth. :o

.....and the book says....."can be done with or without the tongue"

GAAH!!!! :ph34r:

ROFL!!!!!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Wow.. . .....!!.. . .... .. .Oh, I gotta know -- how does one sign "oral sex"? You know, I think I'd bet my life that I have a pretty damned good idea how it's configured. . . . .......:lol::ph34r:

What about the sign for anal sex? My dirty minded co-worker and I want to know... :lol:


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mushroom Proficient

Clay says he doesn't think the deaf talk much about sex, they just do it... a lot!!! :o Beats conversation!!!

:lol:

With extreme apologies to the hard of hearing, of which he is one :blink: Now, I wouldn't say that applies to us cos I hear quite well, and he likes to talk and talk and..... :P

elye Community Regular

Clay says he doesn't think the deaf talk much about sex, they just do it... a lot!!! :o Beats conversation!!!

With extreme apologies to the hard of hearing, of which he is one :blink: Now, I wouldn't say that applies to us cos I hear quite well, and he likes to talk and talk and..... :P

:lol::lol: Shroomie!! Yer whole post.. .... . .. . .....

Yes, methinks there are much more romantic and effective ways for one deaf individual to communicate to another that he/she wants to... ...you know......than furiously signing.

Like grabbing the bloke's wrist and pulling him/her toward the bed.. ... . ..... :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm sooooo skeert about tomorrow.....See, I promised the kiddo's I'd take them to a birphday parteh, problem is, it's at one of those centers that's ALL jump houses. I wasn't planning on goink in the jump houses meselph, just watchin the little'uns. Anywho, it was pointed out to me today by one of the other moms, Like, DUH, you have to in there wif dem, they're only 4.....OK, me=bad mom. The problem lies here--do you know what happens to yer parts down there after you've naturally pushed a 10 pounder and a 8.5 pounder out, both of who had veeery grande heeds......Whether or not you think there is nuphin in yer bladder--guess what, there always is :rolleyes: I'm too young to wear diapers but I don't want to embarass my kids either :lol: :lol: :o

Me thinks me's comin down wif the "Harry Potter" flu.....

Darn210 Enthusiast

Rachelle, funny you should mention that. I was just discussing the post-pregnancy bladder with my neighbor's daughter who had a little girl 5 months ago. It started with . . . Me: "How's she sleeping?" Her: "She just gets up once to guzzle 6 oz then she's out like a light." Me: "Well, that works out. You had to get up to go pee anyway." . . . then it just progressed naturally from there.

Loved the Harry Potter series.

Skeeter forgot her lunch today and didn't realize it until lunch time. I had to work today and wouldn't have been able to run it over anyway (they don't get much time <_< ). She told her teacher not to worry, she knew just what to do. The teacher accompanied her through the lunch line were Skeeter picked out a side salad, string cheese, yogurt and jello. The teacher was impressed that Skeeter kept her head and did actually know what to pick. I'm impressed that the teacher took her lunch time to make sure Skeeter picked out a safe lunch.

Something I found out today . . . Smackl calls Skeeter "his eternal torture" . . . awwwwww :wub: isn't that about the sweetest thing evah??

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psills!!

. . . Smackl calls Skeeter "his eternal torture" . . . awwwwww :wub: isn't that about the sweetest thing evah??

:lol: I found that this kind of thing actually got worse before it finally, in the last few months, started to get better. DD had conversation-stopping names for the Ripper, and Jack's for her found me wincing, but somewhat full of wonder and pride. .. . ....."Feckless Harbinger of Woe", "Knuckle-dragging Australopithecus". ........ . ..."The Face of Night Terrors"... . . .... . ..

:huh:

:lol:

Now they will actually speak to one another when we are not in the room orchestrating conversation. I usually will hear something like, "Can you pass me the remote?" Then silence, and then "What, ya got no arms?", then a pause and the sound of the remote clunking against The Ripper's chest as it is tossed over from across the room.

Please and thank you's will come, mehopes. .. . ....baby steps.... ... .......

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

What about the sign for anal sex? My dirty minded co-worker and I want to know... :lol:

:lol:

Oh yeah!, we definitely need to know that!

Clay says he doesn't think the deaf talk much about sex, they just do it... a lot!!! :o Beats conversation!!!

:lol:

I'm sooooo skeert about tomorrow.....See, I promised the kiddo's I'd take them to a birphday parteh, problem is, it's at one of those centers that's ALL jump houses. I wasn't planning on goink in the jump houses meselph, just watchin the little'uns. Anywho, it was pointed out to me today by one of the other moms, Like, DUH, you have to in there wif dem, they're only 4.....OK, me=bad mom. The problem lies here--do you know what happens to yer parts down there after you've naturally pushed a 10 pounder and a 8.5 pounder out, both of who had veeery grande heeds......Whether or not you think there is nuphin in yer bladder--guess what, there always is :rolleyes: I'm too young to wear diapers but I don't want to embarass my kids either

OMG Rachelle!!!!

Those damn bladders (that feel empty but are NOT!! :o )

T'is a design fault methinks.

Only had three 7 pounders but it's had the same effect <_<

...HAD to give up circuit training at the gym 'cos of the skipping :rolleyes:

SO glad you & the girl are giving HP some love :D

Excellent reads...... I too have been lost in me books lately....am reading a series of books called 'Outlander'. Long ago time wiv men in kilts - what more could a gal want? ;)

Something I found out today . . . Smackl calls Skeeter "his eternal torture" . . . awwwwww :wub: isn't that about the sweetest thing evah??

It sure is!!

I'm telling yooz!...we have to recruit him on here as soon as he's an adult! :lol:

Also loving The Ripper's terms of endearment (he is surely closer to recruitment age?? :unsure: )

'Feckless Harbinger of Woe' is a moniker surely worthy of DC!!

elye Community Regular

Yes, hmmmm . .. ....sign for anal sex.... .. .. . ..think I got a pretty good guess on that one, too.... . ...:lol:

And mygawd, how often have I suddenly stopped, shook my head and wished with everything I had that I knew the sign for this?? 'Tis SO remarkably coincidental that we are speaking of it, I tell you.... . . .......

:lol:

(((Sigh))). . . .....Yes, and leaky pelvic floors.. . ....... . .wish I could have submitted insurance claims for damage under our company's Flood/Moisture Throughout Flooring section. :huh::rolleyes:

This has gotten better, thank gawd, NOT due to those silly Keigels, I'm certain - -just distance from childbirth, methinks.. . . ...

Excellent reads...... I too have been lost in me books lately....am reading a series of books called 'Outlander'. Long ago time wiv men in kilts - what more could a gal want? ;)

GAHHH! Jamie McGreggor!! :wub: What a sexy hero!

Jestgar Rising Star

My computer class has people signing. After watching the woman sign "kick ass" I decided to email the instructor and suggest he come up with fun phrases for the interpreters to interpret.

There's an absolutely hysterical piece from NPR's wait wait don't tell me wherein the cast sees how funny the ASL version of "crap a pineapple" is and contrive to come up with more amusing things for the person to sign.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Wherez you been, Jess??? Too many classes/Too much homework???

My Saturday is slipping away . . . tis 1:00pm and haven't come close to cleaning getting stuff done.

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Saturday/weekend, sills :D

elye Community Regular

My Saturday is slipping away . . . tis 1:00pm and haven't come close to cleaning getting stuff done.

And yer head is. . . . . . . . ........??

Jestgar Rising Star

Wherez you been, Jess??? Too many classes/Too much homework???

My Saturday is slipping away . . . tis 1:00pm and haven't come close to cleaning getting stuff done.

It's only 11:00 at my house. C'mon over!

Yes, class, but mostly I just sort of took a break from life for a while. Didn't do anything I was supposed to (work, homework, housework, notice a similarity in those words?) and I'm the kind of person that will only do what she wants to do when she's done what she's supposed to do, so that's my story.

I think I'm through it now so I can chat again. I've missed you guys.

psawyer Proficient

Well, it is another Saturday at the store.

Two women just had a lucky break. They had parked in our lot (we have 3 spaces) and left. After the car had been there over an hour, we called for a tag and a tow. The ticket was issued, but they came back about 2 minutes before the tow truck arrived. The minimum tow charge is $100, even if the driver has only started to hook up.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Happy Saturday/weekend, sills :D

You too Pads!!...where's yer av gone???

It's only 11:00 at my house. C'mon over!

JESSELL's BAAAAAAAcccck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

:lol:

...or come to mine...nearly 9.30pm..... hardly worth starting anything now :-)

, but mostly I just sort of took a break from life for a while. Didn't do anything I was supposed to

If I add 'and alot of stuff I am not supposed to' I think you've described DC in a nutshell :lol:

Well, it is another Saturday at the store.

Two women just had a lucky break. They had parked in our lot (we have 3 spaces) and left. After the car had been there over an hour, we called for a tag and a tow. The ticket was issued, but they came back about 2 minutes before the tow truck arrived. The minimum tow charge is $100, even if the driver has only started to hook up.

Do not!...I repeat, DO NOT mess wiv dem Psawyers!!!

Anyone else getting the same ad in the left hand panel....

gluten free cheese crisps

The crisp made entirely from cheese

:blink:

:unsure:

hold me

Jestgar Rising Star

If I add 'and alot of stuff I am not supposed to' I think you've described DC in a nutshell :lol:

Sadly, once you hit about 40, the opportunity to do stuff you aren't supposed to drops precipitously. It all becomes either too dangerous, too expensive, or too much trouble.

although those cheese crisps look pretty tempting

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and I'm the kind of person that will only do what she wants to do when she's done what she's supposed to do, so that's my story.

:huh:

:blink:

:huh:

This concept is totally foreign to me.

:lol:

I'm on here most when I'm avoiding the things I'm suppose to do!!

I think I'm through it now so I can chat again. I've missed you guys.

Likewise, Jess. I'm missin' lots of peeps here lately.

Do not!...I repeat, DO NOT mess wiv dem Psawyers!!!

Amen, Sister!!!

Headache update . . . Headaches are MUCH better. Perhaps twas rebound headaches after all . . . or the antibiotic is finally working. I don't suppose there is any way to tell. My neck has been sore/stiff though . . . mostly on the same side that I had the more significant eyeball pain (which is also MUCH better, especially today). Is there some lymph nodes back there or sumptin? Doesn't "feel" swollen or different. Always something.

I'm going to the Colts/Jets game tomorrow. Watch for me on TV. I'll be the one wearing a blue Colts sweatshirt.

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey everybody! I have been away much too long! No attempt has been made to catch up and read the last...who knows how many pages. The whole sight looks so different I wasn't sure I was in the right place!

Hope everyone is doing all right. I'm still wasting way too much time on FB and farming. Fun way to waste time, tho, and easy to keep in touch with my sisters (and other family) that way.

Today my heart is very sad, scared, lonely for my family. My Dad suddenly developed severe back pain, then could not move/feel his legs. The local hospital sent him to another hospital hours away (from upstate NY to Burlington Vermont). They discovered a blood clot in his spine that was compressing the nerves. Apparently it's been there long enough to cause some permanent damage. Time will tell how much...but he may never walk again. I have to tell you that this 84 year old still bales hay, cuts his own firewood...is so active and stronger than most men of any age that I know. They operated, removed the clot and some of a vertebra. He got through the surgery fine...but it's a long road ahead.

I knew I could tell you all about it and that you'd understand. Any of you who pray...please include my Dad, and the family. Thanks for being here and being such a wonderful group. I promise to keep more in touch.

elye Community Regular

Tareeeesuh! :wub::wub: Been thinking about you all day, after reading your note on Da Book. I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. What an incredible man he is, though! Eighty-four, and as active as all that? Amazing, and an inspiration. He's made it through the major surgery - - he will get better! :) He and your family have lots of shiny days coming. . ....

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