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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient

So I hear there is some big sports event in the US today. I have watched the NFL from time to time, and find it just a bit more exciting than watching paint dry. Up here in Canada, the commercials will consored replaced with Canadian ones. But maybe the half-time show will be interesting if I can catch it. :rolleyes:

Okay, here's my pick for the winners. As always, the Zebras will prevail! :D


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curlyfries Contributor

GO COLTS!!!

But.....had to give up me dancin to get ready for the party hubby volunteered us to throw :angry:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

GO COLTS!!!

But.....had to give up me dancin to get ready for the party hubby volunteered us to throw :angry:

Make 'im practice with you in front of everyone as payment!

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm ancient, I admit it :lol: , but I enjoyed The Who just now. Brought back a lot of memories.....

psawyer Proficient

I'm ancient, I admit it :lol: , but I enjoyed The Who just now. Brought back a lot of memories.....

Loved it! And I am even older. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Wow, Roger Daltry was superb! He is still so cute, too. . . . ..:wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

Wow, Roger Daltry was superb! He is still so cute, too. . . . ..:wub:

Is this, like, some football thing that you all saw The Who at the same time?


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psawyer Proficient

I kept wondering Who would be on at half-time. Half-time sounds like a wage issue. I know what double time is, and time-and-a-half. We enjoyed the show, even though Pete and Roger looked old. I am old. :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star

Possibly the lamest blog ever:

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jerseyangel Proficient

Possibly the lamest blog ever:

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It's like they're speaking a whole different language :lol:

To me anyway..... :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Bummer!!!!

The Queen needs counseling consoling!

Patti, What in Sam Hill are you standing next to???

elye Community Regular

Patteigh, I meant to ask you about your mysterious, Magritte-like av meselph.. . . .. . .....we have a NEW male effigy?! Who is he? From where has he come??

He looks a little like Roger Daltry... . . . ..... . .B)

jerseyangel Proficient

Patti, What in Sam Hill are you standing next to???

Tis Sam Houston--a popular phigure 'round these parts....

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Patteigh, I meant to ask you about your mysterious, Magritte-like av meselph.. . . .. . .....we have a NEW male effigy?! Who is he? From where has he come??

He looks a little like Roger Daltry... . . . ..... . .B)

:lol: We took a ride yesterday to Huntsville, where we saw the 87 phoot statue of Sam and toured the wee museum and grounds. That's where we came upon the oddly phlat, disconnected head. I knew right then I had me new av :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Tis Sam Houston--a popular phigure 'round these parts....

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:lol: We took a ride yesterday to Huntsville, where we saw the 87 phoot statue of Sam and toured the wee museum and grounds. That's where we came upon the oddly phlat, disconnected head. I knew right then I had me new av :P

That thing is seriously creepy. I think we should plop it down in the middle of Stonehenge, he'd be like an equally-creepy creepy dude guardian!

kareng Grand Master

Tis Sam Houston--a popular phigure 'round these parts....

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: We took a ride yesterday to Huntsville, where we saw the 87 phoot statue of Sam and toured the wee museum and grounds. That's where we came upon the oddly phlat, disconnected head. I knew right then I had me new av :P

That head doen't even look real & solid. Looks a bit like the ghost of Sam H is looking for the guy who cut off the top of his head & took his brains. Probably for scientic research.

jerseyangel Proficient

That head doen't even look real & solid. Looks a bit like the ghost of Sam H is looking for the guy who cut off the top of his head & took his brains. Probably for scientic research.

It's not solid--there's a steel do-hicky in the back that one can climb up on and appear to be poking out of the top of the head. Of course, Mark and I took turns doing that and taking pics. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Patti said *hicky*

:lol::lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master

It's not solid--there a steel do-hicky in the back that one can climb up on and appear to be poking out of the top of the head. Of course, Mark and I took turns doing that and taking pics. :P

That's hysterical. You look like an idea popping up. Who thinks to make stuff like this?

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my GAWD....I just quoted so many people to respond to and pressed one, I SAID ONE, wrong button and POOF, GONE! :( HARUMPH!

Let's see, from memory. Bunneigh's back! :D Sorry about the job loss (especially the way they went about it) but you will find something better! Nice to have you back.

Patteigh- I thought that your avatar was Photoshopped- it looks like you are in a big head hot tub :D :D A Sam Hill hot tub!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geoss- Those martinis sounded so so so tasty. And yer typing was impeccable given your consumption. CONGRATULATIONS on your newly empty house! I can't imagine rooming with an ex- kudos to you. You must be very tolerant and friendly. But now you can dance naked, have all the vodka to yerself.

oops, be right back, pt deux

elye Community Regular

MYGAWD, that incredible big head!!! :lol: 'Tis too much, I canna stand it. . ..... . .I must come and see this Sam Houston head - -and I WILL some day! Yes, Paghteeigh, it really looks like this Sam is thinking about you -- and like a li'l light bulb, POP! There you are! Above his head!

jerseyangel Proficient

'Mornin', gang!

I find -- for example, one cannot put in any new emoticons in the edit box (at least I cannot)

Yes!! :angry:

Em!! I have phigured out that if you hit "use full editor" to the right of the "save changes" button, you can indeed add emoticons to an edited post. :D

B) <---Added during editing.

jerseyangel Proficient

That's hysterical. You look like an idea popping up. Who thinks to make stuff like this?

I think it was the phirst head and they dropped it.....er sumphin. This is how it turned out

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Get a load of those thumbs! :o

jerseyangel Proficient

A Sam Hill hot tub!!!!!!!!!!!!

<snort>

Where did Bevvie go?? :unsure:

I must come and see this Sam Houston head - -and I WILL some day!

You better!! The door is open anytime youse guys can come down :D

kareng Grand Master

I think it was the phirst head and they dropped it.....er sumphin. This is how it turned out

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Get a load of those thumbs! :o

Isn't there an old adage about the size of a guys hands?

Darn210 Enthusiast

You better!! The door is open anytime youse guys can come down :D

Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . the port-o-let door??

Yeah . . . :huh: . . . where is Bev and her "part deux?"

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