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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Isn't there an old adage about the size of a guys hands?

Here in sillyville it's the thumbs ;)


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jerseyangel Proficient

Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . the port-o-let door??

Em can help me confiscate it and bring it back here :lol:

kareng Grand Master

I'm coming & I'm pitching this compooter into the Port-O-Let. It keeps sticking & dawdling. I could use the other computer but its in the dungeon which is cold & smells of Cheez-its Mt Dew & teenage boys.

elye Community Regular

Em!! I have phigured out that if you hit "use full editor" to the right of the "save changes" button, you can indeed add emoticons to an edited post. :D

B) <---Added during editing.

Hey! Thanks, Pahteeeigh! I shall try this... .. ..and I had best try it soon, as I will surely forget how to do it. . .... <_<

So, we are only using a "partial" editor when we first edit? Hmm. .....how come? Is this a new green, energy-saving option on the new forum?

Isn't there an old adage about the size of a guys hands?

Lord, don't ask. . . .. ... ...

I'm coming & I'm pitching this compooter into the Port-O-Let. It keeps sticking & dawdling. I could use the other computer but its in the dungeon which is cold & smells of Cheez-its Mt Dew & teenage boys.

:lol: :lol: I can smell this! Perfectly!

Darn210 Enthusiast

:lol: :lol: I can smell this! Perfectly!

Ohhhh . . . did Scott install a "scratch-n-sniff" button during this last upgrade???

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I'm coming & I'm pitching this compooter into the Port-O-Let. It keeps sticking & dawdling. I could use the other computer but its in the dungeon which is cold & smells of Cheez-its Mt Dew & teenage boys.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, THIS is a psilly psentence if I've ever heard one!! Welcome, KairenghG!!! A new silly, whilst I was gone!!

I had sooooooooooooooo many quotes - read days and days worth of phabulous Psillie just now.......had to erase them all as I haven't the patience and there were too many things.......

and of course, now I can't remember whot I wanted to address, as, in between the time I started reading (hours ago) and posting, me mum came over, and we had some wine. :blink:

But..........so happy to read me Sills! :wub:

forgot everything........

more tomorrow, methinks........does my wee heart good to read me sills :wub:

Everything was either phunny, or poignant, or both.

:)

:)

:)

more later!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Ohhhh . . . did Scott install a "scratch-n-sniff" button during this last upgrade???

Heaven help us when we start talking about the vomitous cat poo . . . :gag_emoticon:


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jerseyangel Proficient

But..........so happy to read me Sills! :wub:

Happy to read you too, Soozle!!! :wub:

elye Community Regular

Hi, Sooooozle!! :D When is you comin' back full time??

Ohhhh . . . did Scott install a "scratch-n-sniff" button during this last upgrade???

Oh! I wish he had..... .. . . . . you guys could all scratch and sniff Elsie and Charles in me current av. They smell SooOoooOo lovely and doggy and.....well, adorable......:wub: :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Well look at that!!!! . . . Suze came and posted between my last two posts and I did nae even notice till I saw her quoted by Patti.

Howdy Sue!!!zee Loverly to see you!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Mamasita (dd's new gnick-name per gymnastic teacher who is G-O-D) says last night,

"Mom, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"

I'm like, "What?? Wake her up, whatter you talkin about?"

She rolls her eyes and says, "Poker Face" and then preceeds to tell me WHY this is so funny, as I am incapable of being funny. :rolleyes::lol::lol:

Tis been a long weekend, been very melancholy lately. Not sure why...

A pserious query fer all psyllies who Sven--does anyone else get insomnia when they work out in the evening? Not doing that again anytime soon...... <_<

Me thinks Nik and I really are kindred spirits, ala Anne of Green Gables and Diana :lol: I usually work out (hard) from 8-9pm, shower and sleep like a baby. Sven rewards me greatly for my dedication to him....... :lol:

See, that's the ticket! Working at a place you love sounds great and should do absolute wonders fer yer stress level. Keeping me phingers crossed :D

Yes!!! DH wants me to phind a job closer to our house--probably so I can do all the kid pick-ups instead of him :rolleyes: But I LURVE my job and I LURVE my boys I work with!

YEAH!!!! Can you say 20%?

That kicks A$$!!!

After siting quietly in my peaceful house and enjoying my coffee...

What eeeez dis you speek uv??? Peaceful house??? Enjoying coffee??? I sent my chitlens to bed 2 hours early the other night cuz I couldn't STAND the fighting anymore!!

Seattle sounds nice methinks.

Tis AMAZING!! One of me phav places to visit!!

I will be leaving you tonight to go to a wine and chocolate party. Since one of my friends doesn't like wine, I'm bringing the chocolate vodka. :D

you want an amazing recipe to go along with that vodka, Twill gnock you on yer arse!!!

In blender, pour 1 cup each-chocolate vodka and espresso vodka

1/4 c chocolate syrup

fill the rest with vanilla ice cream

Holy Hell!!! NOOOOOTTTT low fat!! But you could always use light ice cream.... :P

Patti said *hicky*

:lol::lol::lol:

My Biggest pet peeve!! I hate 'em and apparently I mark up easy :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

In blender, pour 1 cup each-chocolate vodka and espresso vodka

1/4 c chocolate syrup

fill the rest with vanilla ice cream

Oh, mah gaaaaaawwwwwd........ .... ...:o.... ... ..this. sounds. unbelievable.

Imagine how much Humalog I would need to mainline before I downed a mug o' this?? :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Imagine how much Humalog I would need to mainline before I downed a mug o' this?? :rolleyes:

Beaucoup, je pense. (L'autre lange officielle du Canada.) B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Oh, mah gaaaaaawwwwwd........ .... ...:o.... ... ..this. sounds. unbelievable.

Imagine how much Humalog I would need to mainline before I downed a mug o' this?? :rolleyes:

It only takes 1 mug ;) I, on the other hand, drank 3 mugs and couldn't pheel my body :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

<snort>

Where did Bevvie go?? :unsure:

Oh the phone rang then I got email from a student then I got all ADD. 24 hours later I have forgotten what Pt Deux was even about!

I think it was the phirst head and they dropped it.....er sumphin. This is how it turned out

<------

Get a load of those thumbs! :o

Patti- I'm telling ya...we gotta steal that thing and make it into a Sam Hill Manhead hot tub!

Ohhhh . . . did Scott install a "scratch-n-sniff" button during this last upgrade???

This could be good....or very, very, very bad :lol: :lol:

"Mom, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"

I'm like, "What?? Wake her up, whatter you talkin about?"

She rolls her eyes and says, "Poker Face" and then preceeds to tell me WHY this is so funny, as I am incapable of being funny.

Yes!!! DH wants me to phind a job closer to our house--probably so I can do all the kid pick-ups instead of him :rolleyes: But I LURVE my job and I LURVE my boys I work with!

In blender, pour 1 cup each-chocolate vodka and espresso vodka

1/4 c chocolate syrup

fill the rest with vanilla ice cream

The joke :lol: I say keep yer job! And that recipe- we need a "licking yer lips" emoticon!!!!!!

It only takes 1 mug ;) I, on the other hand, drank 3 mugs and couldn't pheel my body :lol:

Oh YEAH!!

jerseyangel Proficient

It only takes 1 mug ;) I, on the other hand, drank 3 mugs and couldn't pheel my body :lol:

Jeeze--I don't doubt it!! :lol:

Oh the phone rang then I got email from a student then I got all ADD. 24 hours later I have forgotten what Pt Deux was even about!

I phigured it was sumphin like that.....annoying when life gets in the way of sillie.... <_<

Yes!! We must have a Sam Hill Houston Manhead ho'tub!! Ra-shell can make the chocolate cocktails!! :D

kareng Grand Master

It only takes 1 mug ;) I, on the other hand, drank 3 mugs and couldn't pheel my body :lol:

I can't wait to try this. Maybe a half recipe. Fraid my teens will think its deelish.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Poker face :lol:

Tis been a long weekend, been very melancholy lately. Not sure why...

HALE yes!! (although I know why)....GADS - hate to whine but sometimes I hate my life!! ;)

As per usual on Sat me boiler broke down (bored wiv that :rolleyes:) ..landlords policy, do NOT replace, only repair <_<

Me Dad phoned in the evening to tell me that my Mum had been rushed into hospital. She had passed out and smashed up her face, knocked 2 teeth out as well (this occurred in the afternoon - he didn't ring 'til late 'cos he 'didn't want to worry me' :exasperatedsigh:

She's ok - they didn't establish why she passed out (except that her blood pressure dropped through the floor when she stood up).... &needs a visit to the dentist

..but it's rattled me somewhat. She looked so frail, battered and bruised <_<

Meanwhile, had a massive row wiv DC ( I can't wait 'til he's old enough to move out <_< )

Also had a row wiv me FIL (Evil old troll <_< )

RACHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a mug of that stuff!!

MOAN OVER!!! (sorry guys :( )

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh Nik, I'm so sorry about yer mum's fall...I understand how shaken up you had to be seeing her like that :( People mean the best when they "don't want to worry us" but yeah, it's frustrating. Several years ago, my MIL was in Florida and became so ill she had to be taken to the hospital--ended up having a kidney removed. Didn't call any of her kids for the same reason--a nurse in the ICU called Mark's sister.

I hope the the landloard gets his behind over there and gets that boiler in working order, yer FIL puts a sock in it, and M grows up and matures enough to realize how lucky he is to have a mum like you. ;)

Moan all you want--yer among phriends--and yeah, by all means have a snort of sumphin strong. Can't hurt :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Poker face :lol:

HALE yes!! (although I know why)....GADS - hate to whine but sometimes I hate my life!! ;)

As per usual on Sat me boiler broke down (bored wiv that :rolleyes:) ..landlords policy, do NOT replace, only repair <_<

Me Dad phoned in the evening to tell me that my Mum had been rushed into hospital. She had passed out and smashed up her face, knocked 2 teeth out as well (this occurred in the afternoon - he didn't ring 'til late 'cos he 'didn't want to worry me' :exasperatedsigh:

She's ok - they didn't establish why she passed out (except that her blood pressure dropped through the floor when she stood up).... &needs a visit to the dentist

..but it's rattled me somewhat. She looked so frail, battered and bruised <_<

Meanwhile, had a massive row wiv DC ( I can't wait 'til he's old enough to move out <_< )

Also had a row wiv me FIL (Evil old troll <_< )

RACHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a mug of that stuff!!

MOAN OVER!!! (sorry guys :( )

Yes, you need some of the happy shake, right away!!

So sorry you had such an awful weekend, I shaunt complain no-mo, yer's was worse than mine!! Glad yer mama's OK, has she had her ticker checked lately??

Why's yer kid being a PITArse? Bof uv mine haff been out ta kill each other lately. I'm gettin to tha point where I just wish they'd get it over wif, ya know survival of the fittest... :huh: I jest......sorta

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Hi, Sooooozle!! When is you comin' back full time??

hmmm......shall make more of an effort, though I gots NO Sill! :huh: Nice to read the sillie of others, though. ;)

Well look at that!!!! . . . Suze came and posted between my last two posts and I did nae even notice till I saw her quoted by Patti.

Howdy Sue!!!zee Loverly to see you!!

'twas stealth B)

you want an amazing recipe to go along with that vodka, Twill gnock you on yer arse!!!

In blender, pour 1 cup each-chocolate vodka and espresso vodka

1/4 c chocolate syrup

fill the rest with vanilla ice cream

:o dear lord.......wish I didn't know about THAT!!!

and.....KEEP YER JOB, Rachelle! yer got a good thing going, there!

Oh, mah gaaaaaawwwwwd........ ........ ... ..this. sounds. unbelievable.

Imagine how much Humalog I would need to mainline before I downed a mug o' this??

Beaucoup, je pense.

the evil Choctail would knock our diabetics out, eh? worth it, methinks ;)

As per usual on Sat me boiler broke down (bored wiv that :rolleyes:) ..landlords policy, do NOT replace, only repair

Me Dad phoned in the evening to tell me that my Mum had been rushed into hospital. She had passed out and smashed up her face, knocked 2 teeth out as well (this occurred in the afternoon - he didn't ring 'til late 'cos he 'didn't want to worry me' :exasperatedsigh:

She's ok - they didn't establish why she passed out (except that her blood pressure dropped through the floor when she stood up).... &needs a visit to the dentist

..but it's rattled me somewhat. She looked so frail, battered and bruised

Meanwhile, had a massive row wiv DC ( I can't wait 'til he's old enough to move out )

Also had a row wiv me FIL (Evil old troll )

RACHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a mug of that stuff!!

MOAN OVER!!! (sorry guys )

:o NIKKERS!!!!! mon dieu!! Lots going on over there - also was wondering if yer mum has had her heart checked? How very worrisome!! Please moan away all ya want, Lady, as Pads said..........we shall happily listen! :)

Moan all you want--yer among phriends--and yeah, by all means have a snort of sumphin strong. Can't hurt :P

a SNORT! :lol: yup, can't hurt!

Gloriously rainy day her, Sills.....has everyone plowed through the snow and made it out ALIVE?? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

and.....KEEP YER JOB, Rachelle! yer got a good thing going, there!

Yep--I keep phorgetting but don't give up the job you love! What a blessing to be able to do something you love and get paid for it B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Yep--I keep phorgetting but don't give up the job you love! What a blessing to be able to do something you love and get paid for it B)

The only way I'm leaving this hospital is if he gets transferred, then I'm quitting altogether! That's my stipulation for him being transferred!!

I get paid too well so BS wif my dirty-minded corrupt boys for 8 out of 12 work hours.... ;) Plus, we have daycare onsite, so I can see Max anytime I want!! PLUS, free healthcare for the whole fam!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

sooo a couple months ago I decided I was eating too much cheese, and pretty much gave up all dairy (even the Bailey's :ph34r: :ph34r: ). I'm sad to report that I feel fantastic :angry: , well, up until last weekend when I had a latte with milk and felt quite right since, but that will pass.

So now I have added dairy to my list of should not eat and what I want to know is: why isn't broccoli on these lists?? Or brussel sprouts? Why am I chucking out all the fun stuff to eat? This is like some diabolical plan to make everyone so irritated with eating that we all snap and go postal (pastal?) I'd be a whole lot grouchier if I wasn't so thrilled about feeling good. <_<

kareng Grand Master

sooo a couple months ago I decided I was eating too much cheese, and pretty much gave up all dairy (even the Bailey's :ph34r: :ph34r: ). I'm sad to report that I feel fantastic :angry: , well, up until last weekend when I had a latte with milk and felt quite right since, but that will pass.

So now I have added dairy to my list of should not eat and what I want to know is: why isn't broccoli on these lists?? Or brussel sprouts? Why am I chucking out all the fun stuff to eat? This is like some diabolical plan to make everyone so irritated with eating that we all snap and go postal (pastal?) I'd be a whole lot grouchier if I wasn't so thrilled about feeling good. <_<

Sorry about the moo juice. My SIL has some food allergies & claims one of them is broccoli - so there's still hope.

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