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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Skeeter update . . . testing that was done by the arse GI came back clean . . . had to find out through my pediatrician though. Pediatrician contacted the arse allergist that we saw over two years ago about what he check her for.

Anyway, pediatrician is ramping up to order some diagnostics so we can light a fire under the appropriate specialists. I like her . . . she's very much of an "I'm in it with you" kind of person.

What a bunch of ARSE crackers (except the pediatrician)! :angry: :angry: :angry:

Goosey- That whale bone vertebrae sounds SO cool!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Important Crock Pot Update

Yum!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, it's all good. . .. . .....Jyaghnutt's got a great pediatrician, and Kherrighn's crock-teaser dinner experience was a success! :DB)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Goosey- That whale bone vertebrae sounds SO cool!

Agreed . . . meant to comment earlier.

Sooooooo, how many more pieces do you have to collect before you can assemble your own whale???

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Sooooooo, how many more pieces do you have to collect before you can assemble your own whale???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That would be quite the conversation piece!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

We could all go to Goosey's place and have a whale of a time :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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We could all go to Goosey's place and have a whale of a time :lol:

NO DOUBT! Welcome mat is out!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Important Crock Pot Update

Yum!

<snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I just bid on some red olympic mittens on ebay . . . you know, I'm cheap by nature so . . . if this doesn't work out (eg, goes over my max bid) would Jhess or Ruhshell mind driving up to Vancouver and standing in line and buying me a pair of mittens? I'll spring for a pair of mittens for yerself for doing me this favoUr.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I just bid on some red olympic mittens on ebay . . . you know, I'm cheap by nature so . . . if this doesn't work out (eg, goes over my max bid) would Jhess or Ruhshell mind driving up to Vancouver and standing in line and buying me a pair of mittens? I'll spring for a pair of mittens for yerself for doing me this favoUr.

hmmm 3 or 4 hour drive, another 2 hours in the customs line at the border, driving insanely around Vancouver looking for parking AND where to find the mittens.....

how 'bout I just chip in two bucks towards your ebay bid?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I just bid on some red olympic mittens on ebay . . . you know, I'm cheap by nature so . . . if this doesn't work out (eg, goes over my max bid) would Jhess or Ruhshell mind driving up to Vancouver and standing in line and buying me a pair of mittens? I'll spring for a pair of mittens for yerself for doing me this favoUr.

From past experiences with Olympic venues (Salt Lake City): Because these are so popular, you can probably get them after the Olympics. For at least 1 year before and 3 years after, you could get SLC Olympic stuff at gift stores. I think the mittens were made for charity to pay for the Olympics. We were at Whistler last year & got our Olympic shirts. Going to be in Tahoe area this year & at Squaw which had Olympics in 196? & they still have Olympic stuff.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I baked yesterday, I experimented with gluten-free, vegan chocolate cupcakes with vegan chocolate/espresso frosting......Wholly sh!t, they were AMAZING!!!! I didn't know vegan could taste like that! They were in no way psilly ;)

Let it rip. I won't tell anyone, and you can blame the dog/child/husband or anybody else who happens to be in the room. :ph34r:

Thanks for your support!! :lol:

Finally found the Burly Robed Messenger's Mighty Tasty Hot Cereal. Just made some for lunch as I still have a headache (may be gluten withdrawl). Loved it! Its a cross between Cream of Wh#@t & Oatmeal, 2 of my old favorites. On to the chocolate as it replaces the endorphins my brain is supposedly missing.

OK, next time, add a pkt of hot cocoa mix to the cereal while you're cooking it......WOWZA!

Funny to be around Deaf people who think you can't hear them fart :lol:

If it's so cold you can see your breath and you fart outside, does a puff of 'smoke' appear near your bum???

Skeeter update . . . testing that was done by the arse GI came back clean . . . had to find out through my pediatrician though. Pediatrician contacted the arse allergist that we saw over two years ago about what he check her for. I don't know if you remember this, but he could tell by looking at her that he only needed to check her for environmental allergens. He also told me to challenge the celiac disease diagnosis because . . . wait for it . . . "the diet is too hard" . . . ummm, yeah, that's the reason you should challenge the diagnosis. Anyway, pediatrician is ramping up to order some diagnostics so we can light a fire under the appropriate specialists. I like her . . . she's very much of an "I'm in it with you" kind of person.

Pseriously?? I know we've been obscenely lucky with our doctors for the kids, however, I work with some of the arse-crackers. Tis very unfortunate that there are so many of them!!

We could all go to Goosey's place and have a whale of a time :lol:

:lol: :lol:

I just bid on some red olympic mittens on ebay . . . you know, I'm cheap by nature so . . . if this doesn't work out (eg, goes over my max bid) would Jhess or Ruhshell mind driving up to Vancouver and standing in line and buying me a pair of mittens? I'll spring for a pair of mittens for yerself for doing me this favoUr.

I'm headed up there in a month or 2, if you don't git yer mittens, let me know and I'll see if I can rip some off. I'm sure if I say "please" they'll just hand 'em over. I LURVE Canadians!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

We could all go to Goosey's place and have a whale of a time :lol:

Good 'un, Shroomie! :lol:

I baked yesterday, I experimented with gluten-free, vegan chocolate cupcakes with vegan chocolate/espresso frosting......Wholly sh!t, they were AMAZING!!!! I didn't know vegan could taste like that! They were in no way psilly ;)

Sounds good!

Just got back from the lab--left off 4 vials of blood and a cup o'pee. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Olympic mittens have been plentiful around here, and they're only nine bucks. Ours say "Canada" on one side with a maple leaf, and the five rings on the outside. I stood looking at them not long ago, and put them back after I checked the label and it said, of course, Made in China. Dunno, just seemed kind of. . ..... . .dumb, er sumfin'. . . . ....:rolleyes:

Although I suppose if they were made over here they would be twenty bucks. . . . . .. ..

Patteigh! You left a cup o' pee at the lab? Precisely a cup? They needed eight ounces exactly? Did you pee in a measuring cup? :rolleyes: Actually, a cup is a whole lotta urine to be handing over. I usually put the li'l plastic container underneath mid-stream for a second only, and hand them that - - about an ounce, likely.

Isn't that fascinating? <_<:lol:

But that big orange jug - - man, that's a whole other ball game. . . . . .....

AND: WHY oh WHY do women not have access to very wide, shallow containers?? We are given a skinny, long container, not a problem for men, nice and neat.. .. .......us women...bah. Infuriating.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

and messy....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Precisely a cup?

<snort>

I didn't mean it literally, Em! :lol: I used the lil cup they handed me.....no wheres near an 8 ounce capacity which made it a pain to maneuver. Managed to get an ounce or two in there--that better be enough. :unsure:

I'm sporting a cute purple smiley phace stretchy bandage around me arm B)

Aren't ya all just so happy to know all that??? :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Just got back from the lab--left off 4 vials of blood and a cup o'pee. :P

Yummy....??? :lol:

Olympic mittens have been plentiful around here, and they're only nine bucks. Ours say "Canada" on one side with a maple leaf, and the five rings on the outside. I stood looking at them not long ago, and put them back after I checked the label and it said, of course, Made in China. Dunno, just seemed kind of. . ..... . .dumb, er sumfin'. . . . ....:rolleyes:

Like the JC Penny line 'American Living' I looked at the label one day, thinking, "Oh this is great, an American made line!" Nope, made in China <_<

and messy....

Tru-dat!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yummy....??? :lol:

Well, it's wasn't anything phancy like an orange jug or a maragrine tub or anything like that....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I baked yesterday, I experimented with gluten-free, vegan chocolate cupcakes with vegan chocolate/espresso frosting......Wholly sh!t, they were AMAZING!!!! I didn't know vegan could taste like that! They were in no way psilly ;)

OK, next time, add a pkt of hot cocoa mix to the cereal while you're cooking it......WOWZA!

Cupcakes sound great! Will try the chocolate. I ate it with more brown sugar than is good for me.

Good 'un, Shroomie! :lol:

Sounds good!

Just got back from the lab--left off 4 vials of blood and a cup o'pee. :P

I'm giving on Monday. I hope I can do it with your grace & style.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm giving on Monday. I hope I can do it with your grace & style.

I'm quite sure you'll pull it off with complete and utter aplomb! :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Important Crock Pot Update

Yum!

:D :D Nice!

We could all go to Goosey's place and have a whale of a time :lol:

Shroomie! :lol: :lol:

and messy....

What is it wif you guys? Do you just pee anytime someone tells you to? And where they told you to? Stand up for your urinary rights ladies! :P:lol::P

Count down to the disco pah-tay tomorrow night. Friends are stashed in secret locations and I have the most obnoxious ABBA inspired outfit ever (with huge hoop earrings and a feather boa). The waiting is killing me! Senor K. knows something is up but not what. Asking for hints. I told him the only thing I can guarantee is that he will hear "Dancing Queen" at least once tomorrow night. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Count down to the disco pah-tay tomorrow night. Friends are stashed in secret locations and I have the most obnoxious ABBA inspired outfit ever (with huge hoop earrings and a feather boa). The waiting is killing me! Senor K. knows something is up but not what. Asking for hints. I told him the only thing I can guarantee is that he will hear "Dancing Queen" at least once tomorrow night. :lol:

How exciting!!! He's going to be so happily surprised :D

Hope you take lot of pictures.....hint hint

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Count down to the disco pah-tay tomorrow night. Friends are stashed in secret locations and I have the most obnoxious ABBA inspired outfit ever (with huge hoop earrings and a feather boa). The waiting is killing me! Senor K. knows something is up but not what. Asking for hints. I told him the only thing I can guarantee is that he will hear "Dancing Queen" at least once tomorrow night. :lol:

Yes, Pictures Pho-Sho!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

hmmm 3 or 4 hour drive, another 2 hours in the customs line at the border, driving insanely around Vancouver looking for parking AND where to find the mittens.....

how 'bout I just chip in two bucks towards your ebay bid?

OK . . . I'll take it.

Olympic mittens have been plentiful around here, and they're only nine bucks. Ours say "Canada" on one side with a maple leaf, and the five rings on the outside. I stood looking at them not long ago, and put them back after I checked the label and it said, of course, Made in China. Dunno, just seemed kind of. . ..... . .dumb, er sumfin'. . . . ....:rolleyes:

:huh:

I think Em just called me dumb.

:blink:

:lol:

Like the JC Penny line 'American Living' I looked at the label one day, thinking, "Oh this is great, an American made line!" Nope, made in China <_<

Skeeter looks at everything to see where it's made. Skeeter quote . . . "We need to go to China. They have everything there."

Skeeter's going in for another blood draw tomorrow . . . major allergy testing . . . I think it's gonna cost me some bigtime dollars (stupid insurance deductible) but I need some answers and if I get some, then it's worth it.

Bevel, looking forward to a review and pics of the par-tay. Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . I still haven't received my invitation in the mail.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Skeeter quote . . . "We need to go to China. They have everything there."

:D I love it!!!

Skeeter's going in for another blood draw tomorrow . . . major allergy testing . . . I think it's gonna cost me some bigtime dollars (stupid insurance deductible) but I need some answers and if I get some, then it's worth it.

Of course it is. I hope that this leads to the discovery of what's at the root of her symptoms. :)

Bevel, looking forward to a review and pics of the par-tay. Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . I still haven't received my invitation in the mail.

Me either <_<;)

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