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psawyer Proficient

Typing special characters on laptops varies by machine, but there is some commonality. On my Think Pad, you must first set the numeric lock, which is found by holding shift and pressing ScrLk. Then, hold <alt> and type three digits using the numeric keypad overlaid on the keyboard:

789 = 789

UIO = 456

JKL = 123

M = 0

For example, 238 generates ε and 064 generates @. φ is 237; some characters with codes in the range 000 to 031 may not be possible depending on the machine and other settings.


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Typing special characters on laptops varies by machine, but there is some commonality. On my Think Pad, you must first set the numeric lock, which is found by holding shift and pressing ScrLk. Then, hold <alt> and type three digits using the numeric keypad overlaid on the keyboard:

789 = 789

UIO = 456

JKL = 123

M = 0

For example, 238 generates ε and 064 generates @. φ is 237; some characters with codes in the range 000 to 031 may not be possible depending on the machine and other settings.

WHAAAAAT? :blink: I shall just pretend that I are smart and I'm just too cool to put those little, un-neat things like hearts and stuff into my posts ;):lol: :lol:

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elye Community Regular

G'Morning, Psills!

Hey! 4 - 2 Team USA! Mygawd, but youse Yanks are gonna win yet another gold, this time in hockey. A fantastic, smart team -- better than Canada's, methinks... .. . I really do hope that they meet again, though, in the medal round, as last night's was SUCH an exciting hockey game.

I want us all to ditch significant others and rent a HUGE boat for a week. The Psilly Cruise 2010. Don't even care what body of water we're on.

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Jestgar Rising Star

And Jess, we live only 3 hours apart and we've not met yet! We are still planning that trip to Victoria in May, so we will hafta make plans fo-sho!!

I know, it's like never seeing the sights in your own town because, well, they are so close and you could do it any time....

Yep, lunch or sump'n when you're here.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

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Remind me not to play bridge with you, Rayshelle, because that looks suspiciously :rolleyes: like a CLUB to me :lol:

:blink::lol: :lol: :lol: It was late, OK? I was tired! :lol:

G'Morning, Psills!

I want us all to ditch significant others and rent a HUGE boat for a week. The Psilly Cruise 2010. Don't even care what body of water we're on.

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I'm in!!!!

kareng Grand Master

Just got back from the PCP. He was very nice. Agreed to run any test I had a good reason to run. As a result, I had to leave them about half a gallon of blood. Got to pee in a cup too!!! :P Gave me a copy of the path report from my endo - complete & utter destruction with lots of different cytosis. To heal in 7-10 like GI said is a miracle (not sure whose report he was looking at). Fortunately, my PCP said I didn't have to see him again unless we needed another procedure. He also said that a handfull of Fritos a day can't hurt. Like this guy.


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Just a quick poop in as I am pooped! Disco party was hee-larious. Kurt was completely surprised. I boogied till I couldn't boogey no more and despite not drinking a drop (of alkeehol) I had a hangover yesterday (yeah-lyme does that). But worth every ounce of energy as phun was had by all.

For the record, I will cral in the back of Em's car or boat, luggage, go to Texass or OBX if I can! I'm teaching 2 courses this summer- June 1st through mid-Agust but after that hubby and I are aiming for Seattle/Vancouver. But we'll see- keeping fingers

Just got back from the PCP. He was very nice. He also said that a handfull of Fritos a day can't hurt. Like this guy.

I like him already!!!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

OK, reality check time: Max and I at the grocery store, lady in her 80's barking order after order to her husband and she sounds just horribly mean!!!

Max says, "Mommy, did you see that lady over there?!"

I said, "Shhhhh, yes I saw her."

Max said, "She sounds JUST like you!! Do this, Do that, Come here, Move that, Pick this up.....Did you hear her, don't you think she sounds Just like you???!!!" :o :o

Mortification sets in. Now I feel like I'm gonna cry. I vow to be better from now on--I WILL NOT TURN INTO THAT LADY!!!!! :(

jerseyangel Proficient

Remind me not to play bridge with you, Rayshelle, because that looks suspiciously :rolleyes: like a CLUB to me :lol:

Yep it does!! :lol:

I want us all to ditch significant others and rent a HUGE boat for a week. The Psilly Cruise 2010. Don't even care what body of water we're on.

Capitol idea, Em!! How phun would that be :D

Yep, lunch or sump'n when you're here.

Really jealous.... :angry:

Just got back from the PCP. He was very nice.

Sounds like a good guy--glad you got to pee in a cup :P

Just a quick poop in as I am pooped!

I ain't surprised! Looked like a great phar-tay though, Bev :)

elye Community Regular

Mortification sets in. Now I feel like I'm gonna cry. I vow to be better from now on--I WILL NOT TURN INTO THAT LADY!!!!! :(

It's all fine, Rahshyellle! That ol' lady was NOT barking orders at her kids, but at her husband. This is acceptable... .... expected, even.

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Yeah, Rai-schell.....it's also very possible that the gentleman was hard of hearing and she had to raise her voice to talk to him so it just seemed like she was yelling at him. :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Yeah, Rai-schell.....it's also very possible that the gentleman was hard of hearing and she had to raise her voice to talk to him so it just seemed like she was yelling at him. :)

Thanks for the words of encouragement, but no, she was pure evil!!

jerseyangel Proficient

WIH???? It's after one in the afternoon here and no posts :unsure:

Had a doctor's appt this morning--and results from the labs taken last week. Dang liver enzymes are elevated again :angry: Doctor is majorly pissed because she couldn't find the pile of records I brought wif me last summer at me phirst appt......

On the positive side--get this--my total cholesterol plummeted from 305 to 212 :o In 9 months!!!!

Was almost late to my appt (glad I left here a wee bit early)....there was a bad accident involving a pick up truck and a tree on the winding road that's the only way I know of to get there--traffic was held up for over 20 minutes after I got there, who knows how long before that. Such a mess that they had to tow a car away before the ambulance could get out. Hope the person who was taken to the hospital is gonna be ok :(

And.........most importantly.......

Happy Birfday, Ray-schell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

On the positive side--get this--my total cholesterol plummeted from 305 to 212 :o In 9 months!!!!

That is TOTALLY phab!!! Good fer you!!!

And.........most importantly.......

Happy Birfday, Ray-schell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks B)

jerseyangel Proficient

That is TOTALLY phab!!! Good fer you!!!

Gotta be the flax :P

psawyer Proficient
Happy Birfday, Ray-schell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

What she said!

kareng Grand Master

And.........most importantly.......

Happy Birfday, Ray-schell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Ditto

Mtndog Collaborator

Patti- YIPPEE on the cholesterol- AWESOME!

@@@@@@@@@@Happy Burpday Ray-chelle!!!!!!!

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Thanks for the words of encouragement, but no, she was pure evil!!

But, alas, YOU are NOT!

jerseyangel Proficient

Well, the freezing rain has started.....we could get an inch or two of snow tonight <_< It was 70 freaking degrees Sunday.....

jerseyangel Proficient

But, alas, YOU are NOT!

True dat!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

:D :D :DPENBLWYDD HAPUS, RAH-SHYELLLE!!!:D :D :D

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celiac-mommy Collaborator

Thanks everyone :) I've got the sugar-shakes now. Twill only be veggies for me for the rest of the day! :P DD's home puking her guts out, so hubby will NOT be baking anything for me....which is a good thing on many levels ;)

Well, the freezing rain has started.....we could get an inch or two of snow tonight <_< It was 70 freaking degrees Sunday.....

THIS, is completely unacceptable! It's a big tease, everything starts to bloom and then BAM! all the flowers, etc... are ruined! For the last 4 days here, it's been 60 in the afternoon and 32 overnight :blink:

kareng Grand Master

Well, the freezing rain has started.....we could get an inch or two of snow tonight <_< It was 70 freaking degrees Sunday.....

Its your turn. Thats what we had all weekend. See not green with envy.

jerseyangel Proficient

Its your turn. Thats what we had all weekend. See not green with envy.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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