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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I would like to see those posts underneath again as well. Or at least the button that used to launch the whole topic. C'mon, who can remember what they were gonna say for more than five seconds?

Seriously

So I .... Oh S$%#! I forgot what I was replying to.

<snort>

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

A little time on your hands tonight Patti?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks. ;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks. ;)

Oh you poor thing.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Take care of both of you Peter. Sleep well. Hope you have tomorrow off.

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Useless titbits???? :o

Why Pads!!, you totally underestimate the importance of this information to me!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping.

People and their priorities eh???....really rubs me up the wrong way :lol:

I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks. ;)

THIS is an unacceptable sit-you-ay-shun which MUST be remedied toot sweet POeter!!! (Bacardi a good 'plan B' tho')

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley ;)

Hello Smirnoff, it's been almost a week :blink:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

Willy Gilligan and Jonas Grumby :lol: :lol: LOVE it!

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

Wodka always helping the thinking process!!!!!!

You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks. ;)

Hope you had a good drink Peter. You deserve it! Have one for Jacquie too- although she probably has great pain meds. Thinking of you guys!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

A little time on your hands tonight Patti?

Hee! :P

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

:angry: We shoulda got together and had some wodka :lol:

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley ;)

Have phun, all of youse! B)

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

Egads, I get up in the morning, with me first cuppa, and here's Pads trying to decide which kinda taters to have for dinner :rolleyes: Too oily in the day for dat.

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.. . . ... . . . . . .......... . .. ..lick to enlarge.. . . . ......?.. . .!!... .. . . .

:lol: A terrific entrance line, Ptaoughmnuss, from stage right, where you've been hiding fer so long....welcome back! :wub:

Okay... . gettin' me Pfunny legs back.. . .. .. . .. . . .nothing very knee-slapping to say as yet...... ..

Jacquie had surgery?? What kind?? Must get on here more often, even whilst dealing wif me own stuph... . . .... . .

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

OMG.. . . ... . . . . . .......... . .. ..lick to enlarge.. . . . ......?.. . .!!... .. . . .

:D How good is it to see you back here where you belong, lady??? :D :D :D:wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

This is what I decided to do--took cubed sweet potatoes, drizzled wif olive oil and honey, sprinkled wif garlic powder and salt. Sounded good, and much easier than making a cheese sauce. ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Okay... . gettin' me Pfunny legs back.. . .. .. . .. . . .nothing very knee-slapping to say as yet...... ..

Glad to see you're back! Start small with "toe-slapping" and work your way up!

This is what I decided to do--took cubed sweet potatoes, drizzled wif olive oil and honey, sprinkled wif garlic powder and salt. Sounded good, and much easier than making a cheese sauce. ;)

Might taste even better if you put them in a hot oven for a bit. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Might taste even better if you put them in a hot oven for a bit. :)

They've been in there bubbling away and smell incredible. :rolleyes: Hope they taste as good as they smell......

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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HOLY sharpied-on brows and bleached tail-hair braiding and marriage counseling..........

I JUST CAUGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

oh, what joy you Psills have given me........what a remarkable place :wub:

I had five thousand quotes........hadn't read in a WEEK.........must NEVER go that long again..........

dang, I love you guys..........supporting all of youse/us in our struggles and laffs

:wub: :wub:

sending SO MUCH LOVE to those who have lost loved ones :(:wub:

would have taken me DAYZE to respond to all of it...........had so much to say.........had nowt the stamina/time to do it all!!!!!!!!!!

PTAUMASS!!!!!! he's even more behind than I.........

I missed the "c" link :blink: wasn't there when I clicked on it...........

LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

technical question here - in the old phorum, when I clicked on a link, it opened a separate page..........new phorum, takes me away from this page <_<

Poeter, answer to that???????

off to watch second disc of Australian miniseries - does NOT contain Huge Ass Man :lol: ........is called "Rain Shadow" w/ Rachel Ward and is about veterinarians in the outback of Australia...............love it!!!!!!!!!!

more later

♥

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

:huh: I totally wonder this. Salacious minds want to know :lol:

technical question here - in the old phorum, when I clicked on a link, it opened a separate page..........new phorum, takes me away from this page <_<

Poeter, answer to that???????

quoting meselph here as I REALLY want this question answered.........

and, Poeter, WHOT happened to Jacquie????????????? no knowledge of this.......is she okay now???

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

and, Poeter, WHOT happened to Jacquie????????????? no knowledge of this.......is she okay now???

Maybe that's what they talk about!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

Plotting devious means of making life miserable for advanced members :rolleyes::lol:

Planning coups to take over Caribbean islands and do a runner... :P leaving you all to your own devices :lol:

Having cyber cocktail partays <_<

Oh, the speculation, t'is endless..... :lol:

(Yeah, I used to wonder :o )

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

Maybe that's what they talk about!

Actually, in this case we have been. It has impacted my availability as a mod, so they needed to know.

Here's a brief version of the story. Please do NOT make any comments about this on the book. Keep it here among the sillies.

Jacquie has had discomfort for some time due to large fibroids. She had surgery to remove them, along with everything else "female" from the cervix upward. The larger fibroid was about 10cm in diameter. There were some difficulties, and she had an additonal procedure Thursday. She is likely going to be kept until at least Monday.

The recovery process involves restricted activity including no driving for four weeks. So I will be busy between running our business without her help, and taking extra time to look after her.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

The recovery process involves restricted activity including no driving for four weeks. So I will be busy between running our business without her help, and taking extra time to look after her.

:o Oh Poeter, my goodness!! Such trauma!! Glad she is in hospital and being looked after..........hope this all clears up quite soon!

Egads...........lots of trauma in the 'vill lately..........

sending love to Jacquie and all! :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

sending love to Jacquie and all! :wub:

Me too :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Gads, I leave dh home for 4 hours and he decides to clean house. GREAT idea since his baby tubes were sliced and diced yesterday :rolleyes: Guess who was writhing on the sofa wif an orange-sized hematoma in his left groin....pseriously, do I have to babysit everyone?!?!?! :blink:

I met some other mom's at the zoo this morning and took and extra 4 year old boy wif me (jackson), as well as my 8 year old. When the 2 boys got in the car, the immediately started dishing about Ava, who is in their class (and would be at the zoo), see Jackson and Ava are quite the 'item' and Max wants her to himself (since his set of twins moved away :huh:) , so he and Jackson were trying to work out a deal. Initially Jackson was willing to sell her off for 50 quarters and by the end of the car ride, she was down to 5 dollars in cash and 21 quarters and Jackson would no longer be building the house he promised her.... I was laughing so hard. Poor Ava :lol: :lol: And this was poor Madeleine's phace thru the whole morning :blink:

So cute about Skeeter and her new ear holes

Madeleine found out today I used to have a tongue ring.....Hard to explain that one. I think what came out of my mouth was "uh, uh, uh, I WAS OVER 18!!!" :huh::lol:

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, drinking fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are Soooo on my sh!t list ...

:lol: :lol: Phabulous!!

If you take the "C" out of Click to Enlarge" you get lick to enlarge

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks! I didn't get it either....

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

Willy Gilly :P

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

Wish we were closer, I'd lurve to be yer drinkin partner!! :D

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley

:lol: Maddie swears Stanley was in her classroom right now.....how's you manage that?? :lol: :lol:

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