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Just made a gluten-free pizza--been craving it all day--it's phinally in the oven.

Made the sauce from scratch, remembered that I phorgot to get the mozzarella dang cheese and had to run to Kroger. Got home and made the dough using the usual 15 million ingredients. While the dough was rising, cleaned up the mixing bowl, beaters, measuring cups/spoons, pan from sauce, front of me shirt where the dough flew off the beaters, the counters, the stove, and put away what was left of 12 million ingredients.

8 minutes to go.....I need wine :lol:


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Just made a gluten-free pizza--been craving it all day--it's phinally in the oven.

Made the sauce from scratch, remembered that I phorgot to get the mozzarella dang cheese and had to run to Kroger. Got home and made the dough using the usual 15 million ingredients. While the dough was rising, cleaned up the mixing bowl, beaters, measuring cups/spoons, pan from sauce, front of me shirt where the dough flew off the beaters, the counters, the stove, and put away what was left of 12 million ingredients.

8 minutes to go.....I need wine :lol:

Holy crap, Patteigh.. . . .between you and Rah-shyellle re-doing her bathroom, publishing a cookbook, saving patients' lives and turning the heads of gorgeous doctors. . . ...... .I feel SUCH the loser! <_<:rolleyes:

Well, I DID go and pick up a blouse for my mom that contains the same brown as the beige in her eyebrow sharpie shade.. . ....now THAT was somethin'.... . ..

This is the psilly thread, but I canna help bringing up the horrific oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.. . . .:(....I am sick with worry and... .. anger or....something... .. . .. ..Paghteigh, you're right in that neck o' the woods... . . ..it's just so... . .... . ..frightening... . .

Okay, back to psilliness... .. . ...hadda mention this.. . . ....CONTINUE!

Jestgar Rising Star

Holy crap, Patteigh.. . . .between you and Rah-shyellle re-doing her bathroom, publishing a cookbook, saving patients' lives and turning the heads of gorgeous doctors. . . ...... .I feel SUCH the loser! <_<:rolleyes:

Hey!! I got the chemical spill fish stew!! Why aren't I in your list of awesomeness there?? :angry::angry: :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

This is the psilly thread, but I canna help bringing up the horrific oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.. . . .:(....I am sick with worry and... .. anger or....something... .. . .. ..Paghteigh, you're right in that neck o' the woods... . . ..it's just so... . .... . ..frightening... . .

I know Em, it was just horrific. :(

Hey!! I got the chemical spill fish stew!! Why aren't I in your list of awesomeness there?? :angry::angry: :angry:

<clothespinovermenose> hee!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

soooooo tiiiirrrreeedddd..... Has no psills here. just tv and pasta and bed. Hopefully be awake tomorrow. Nite!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Bathroom is almost done. Will have to do some touch-up tomorrow, my back hurts too bad tonight <_< Going to watch the Blind Side now and rest.

You work with a sexy doctor who loves you and you have a hot chiro. Oh you poor thing.

Had SCADS of fun at the club last night, only thing I could drink was rum & seltzer, but it worked!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm not hungover. We got home at 5am!!!

:P :P

Glad you had so much fun, cannae believe you're not hungover!!

Just made a gluten-free pizza--been craving it all day--it's phinally in the oven.

Made the sauce from scratch, remembered that I phorgot to get the mozzarella dang cheese and had to run to Kroger.

8 minutes to go.....I need wine :lol:

That's what I had for dinner too, but you just shoulda gone cheese-less like me, coulda had more time to drink the wine!! ;)

I'm gonna go start (and finish) my pint of cherry amaretto coconut ice cream :huh:

I feel SUCH the loser! <_<:rolleyes:

Well, I DID go and pick up a blouse for my mom that contains the same brown as the beige in her eyebrow sharpie shade.. . ....now THAT was somethin'.... . ..

This is the psilly thread, but I canna help bringing up the horrific oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.. . . .:(....I am sick with worry and... .. anger or....something... .. . .. ..Paghteigh, you're right in that neck o' the woods... . . ..it's just so... . .... . ..frightening... . .

Okay, back to psilliness... .. . ...hadda mention this.. . . ....CONTINUE!

Pseriously----You take care of your healing mama plus yer family and everything else, AND pick out the perfect blouse in the perfect shade of sharpie--YOU'RE the amazing one!!!!!

-_- Praying for everyone and everything affected by the grease bomb in the gulf!!

Hey!! I got the chemical spill fish stew!! Why aren't I in your list of awesomeness there?? :angry::angry: :angry:

Tis amazing yer still alive! :lol: :lol: I can't WAIT to meet your awesomeness! 18 days!! Do they have wodka at Ivars??

soooooo tiiiirrrreeedddd..... Has no psills here. just tv and pasta and bed. Hopefully be awake tomorrow. Nite!

Get the to bed young lady! ;) You should be tired!

kareng Grand Master

Ahhhhhh....{blushing} :wub: :wub:

Walls and ceiling are done, back breaking wainscoting next <_<

Our house was built in 1914, so we are trying to remodel (one room at a time) with the history of the 100 year old craftsman style in mind. I HATE the tiny white hex-tiles, but hubby loves them so very much, I conceded. Problem is, once I pull up all the plastic over the tiles, I will have to spend the better part of the day tomorrow scrubbing the blackest black grout off of said white tiles. He tried--probably did most of the hard work, but I think I should probably make an appt with my hot chiropractor on Monday :rolleyes:

Love tile,,, Hate grout! Got disgusted with some of mine & dies/ painted it. Great product.

Had SCADS of fun at the club last night, only thing I could drink was rum & seltzer, but it worked!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm not hungover. We got home at 5am!!!

Glad you had fun. I could never stay up that late!

Just made a gluten-free pizza--been craving it all day--it's phinally in the oven.

Made the sauce from scratch, remembered that I phorgot to get the mozzarella dang cheese and had to run to Kroger. Got home and made the dough using the usual 15 million ingredients. While the dough was rising, cleaned up the mixing bowl, beaters, measuring cups/spoons, pan from sauce, front of me shirt where the dough flew off the beaters, the counters, the stove, and put away what was left of 12 million ingredients.

8 minutes to go.....I need wine :lol:

I just had the best gluten-free pizza from Waldo Pizza. So lucky to have this place.

This is the psilly thread, but I canna help bringing up the horrific oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.. . . .:(....I am sick with worry and... .. anger or....something... .. . .. ..Paghteigh, you're right in that neck o' the woods... . . ..it's just so... . .... . ..frightening... . .

Okay, back to psilliness... .. . ...hadda mention this.. . . ....CONTINUE!

Want to go wash duckies with Dawn detergent but am still needed here at home. Makes me sick to think of all that nastiness in the water.


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Jestgar Rising Star

Tis amazing yer still alive! :lol: :lol: I can't WAIT to meet your awesomeness! 18 days!! Do they have wodka at Ivars??

oh yeah! Will I recognize you by the paint smears on your clothes? :P Maybe you should post the shade on da book so I can find you.

Jestgar Rising Star

I am so setting my house on fire....Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular

DD just sent this link to DH and I, saying that she could not believe that there is such a product out there, that it looks legit and that if it is, she is ordering me one for my birthday. I wonder if it really works? Because yes, I could REALLY use this... . .

Open Original Shared Link

I am so setting my house on fire....Open Original Shared Link

....Whoa.. . ......I am SO putting myself into a state of unconsciousness.. . . this would be better than a house fire, as firefighters are the first responders to a medical 911 call 'round here, and rescue breathing would definitely be a part of the protocol.. . .. 'twould be easy and safe to get to me, and I wouldn't be covered in soot and ash... . . ...I'd just, y'know.....look better... .. ....<_<:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Nope, tis nuttin amazin about making a pizza--I was just suddenly struck at the production is has become. I couldn't help remembering the old days when all I did was call Domino's....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

oh yeah! Will I recognize you by the paint smears on your clothes? :P Maybe you should post the shade on da book so I can find you.

i actually have a nice white streak right down the middle of my head :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

i actually have a nice white streak right down the middle of my head :rolleyes:

Well, I'll be the one being followed around by the fire department and the chemical sniffing dogs....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

DD just sent this link to DH and I, saying that she could not believe that there is such a product out there, that it looks legit and that if it is, she is ordering me one for my birthday. I wonder if it really works? Because yes, I could REALLY use this... . .

Open Original Shared Link

....Whoa.. . ......I am SO putting myself into a state of unconsciousness.. . . this would be better than a house fire, as firefighters are the first responders to a medical 911 call 'round here, and rescue breathing would definitely be a part of the protocol.. . .. 'twould be easy and safe to get to me, and I wouldn't be covered in soot and ash... . . ...I'd just, y'know.....look better... .. ....<_<:lol:

Ooo, ooo!! I has a firefighter story! A week after my 18th birthday, we were in Florida (hate florida) and we got in a bad car accident, got rear-ended by a big truck and slammed into another truck in front of us. So my glasses shattered and sliced my face up and I had whiplash and the seatbelt sliced my poor little left breast. We were sitting outside waiting for the ambulance, and my buddy was trying to clean me up (I was the only one bleeding), and when the ambulance got there, they had me STAND UP AND WALK to the ambulance. Yeah, don't get in a car accident in Florida!! I'm bleeding from the head and they have me walk! So, I passed out about two steps later, and I come to almost immediately, there's a big, muscley, huge firefighter CARRYING me! Of course I couldn't see his face without my (busted) glasses, but the rest of him was quite nice!! I only weighed a 110 lbs at the time, so I suppose it wasn't some grand feat, but it felt like it!! The really amazing part was that I could'nt even feel his feet hitting the ground. It felt like we were floating. I almost swooned again! Don't suppose I looked very appealing, what with the blood and all..... :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

Gads Bunnie--how scary! Except, of course, fer the cute firefighter.......

curlyfries Contributor

I have a red lacy tank top... that has cleavage!

Is THAT all one needs to get cleavage???? :o

I gotta get me one o' THOSE!!!! ;)

Holy crap, Patteigh.. . . .between you and Rah-shyellle re-doing her bathroom, publishing a cookbook, saving patients' lives and turning the heads of gorgeous doctors. . . ...... .I feel SUCH the loser! <_<:rolleyes:

An overused but totally fitting comment to this......

I know, right?

Another dancing weekend.....barely recovered from the last one.....dunno what's up with me legs.

Was gonna cost $75 a person, but I have connections B) Was able to help out with the event and get us both in for free!!!

Also got some awesome dance shoes, seein as how mine were falling apart....the right heel collapsed every time I stepped down on it <_<

(Had to pay for those, of course)

Doesn't look like we're dancing today, though. Hubby is in pain from a nasty infection on his stump (I know, serious issue) and I may need to spend the day soaking me legs in a hot tub......wish I had a ho' tub.

curlyfries Contributor

Just made a gluten-free pizza--been craving it all day--it's phinally in the oven.

Made the sauce from scratch, remembered that I phorgot to get the mozzarella dang cheese and had to run to Kroger. Got home and made the dough using the usual 15 million ingredients. While the dough was rising, cleaned up the mixing bowl, beaters, measuring cups/spoons, pan from sauce, front of me shirt where the dough flew off the beaters, the counters, the stove, and put away what was left of 12 million ingredients.

8 minutes to go.....I need wine :lol:

Waaay too much work for pizza!

Friday, I got home from work, fed the aminals, changed clothes, put together a pizza, baked it, and was out the door and heading to the dance 30 minutes later ;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Waaay too much work for pizza!

Friday, I got home from work, fed the aminals, changed clothes, put together a pizza, baked it, and was out the door and heading to the dance 30 minutes later ;)

Well, aren't you special!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hubby is in pain from a nasty infection on his stump (I know, serious issue)

Sorry to hear this, Leesiugh. Hope Brian is ok. Youse guys take care :wub:

Friday, I got home from work, fed the aminals, changed clothes, put together a pizza, baked it, and was out the door and heading to the dance 30 minutes later ;)

How you do dat? :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Sweet Ladies (and the occasional gent)- So much to comment on!

Yippee! PadT will be around more :D

I turn around to face the mostest drop dead gorgeous Dr. I've ever seen--tall, dark and beyond handsome. He was so happy I'd gotten there so fast and I was so happy to look at him B)

[brooklyn accent] How you doin'?? :P

Oh yah :D How YOU doing?

Patti made a pizza, had some vino and danced around the Maypole !!!!!

Gawd, yes... . . ......like, very insidiously...inside a glass that is beside me, hidden under some ice, completely cross-contaminating the slice of lime.... . . . ya gotta really watch...

I hate it when gluten just shows up like that....the freaking nerve!

Buns had phun and no hangover! Bunnie- you're a mad woman. The last time I saw 5 am it was cause I was waking up (4 hours earlier than I wanted to)!

Actually, my sister and nieces stayed over last night and the 4 year old woke me up at 6:00 this morning (we all slept in my room like a proper pj party). "Aunt Bev, WAKE UP!!!!! Your snoring is scaring me :lol::o:lol:

Holy crap, Patteigh.. . . .between you and Rah-shyellle re-doing her bathroom, publishing a cookbook, saving patients' lives and turning the heads of gorgeous doctors. . . ...... .I feel SUCH the loser!

I must say, there is not a loser in this thread- y'all are the most striking, incredible, strong and beautiful peeps inside and out! :wub: :wub:

Jess- Hurry up and set your house on fire!!!!!! Man oh man! I think I need to stop breathing too! Yowza!

Em's problems in the marriage bed solution :lol: x10

So, I passed out about two steps later, and I come to almost immediately, there's a big, muscley, huge firefighter CARRYING me! Of course I couldn't see his face without my (busted) glasses, but the rest of him was quite nice!! I only weighed a 110 lbs at the time, so I suppose it wasn't some grand feat, but it felt like it!! The really amazing part was that I could'nt even feel his feet hitting the ground. It felt like we were floating. I almost swooned again! Don't suppose I looked very appealing, what with the blood and all.....

Bunnie that sounds scary, but what a lovely way to wake up!

Doesn't look like we're dancing today, though. Hubby is in pain from a nasty infection on his stump (I know, serious issue) and I may need to spend the day soaking me legs in a hot tub......wish I had a ho' tub.

Oh Lisa- hoping it will heal and go away VERY quickly.

I cannot believe the oil spill in the Gulf. Kurt is in New Orleans right now and he said you can smell it. He's pretty panicked actually because they declared a state of emergency and New Orleans is no stranger to mayhem. :( They say it's the worst spill since Valdez.

On a happier note, me sis and nieces are having another slumber party tonight. Last night was manicure pedicure night (I currently have pink and green nails painted by a 4 year old. Tonight is "makeup" night. Judging by last night's results, I'm pretty sure I'm glad it's NOT being done by Sharpies :lol:

Em- How is your mom doing?

elye Community Regular

I cannot believe the oil spill in the Gulf. Kurt is in New Orleans right now and he said you can smell it. He's pretty panicked actually because they declared a state of emergency and New Orleans is no stranger to mayhem. :( They say it's the worst spill since Valdez.

It is SOoOooOo horrific.. . . ......and sad. Canna stop thinking about it. Would love to go down there and clean up some poor li'l birds... . . ...Actually, DH and I were planning on going to New Orleans in early July, but I just dunno now... . . guess we'll have to see. This is a disaster the likes of which, on a global scale, we will perhaps have never seen.. . ..... .

On a happier note, me sis and nieces are having another slumber party tonight. Last night was manicure pedicure night (I currently have pink and green nails painted by a 4 year old. Tonight is "makeup" night. Judging by last night's results, I'm pretty sure I'm glad it's NOT being done by Sharpies :lol:

:lol: Bevel! I SO wanna come to your sleepover parties! Man, do they sound phun. Use the sharpies!! Great effects, and they STAY!!

My mom is doing quite well. Dunno if she is continuing to improve cognitively.. . ......I think so, but it is a slow process. She is almost back to normal, but her short-term memory waxes and wanes... ... . ..she sometimes struggles with a thought or word. She will hopefully be going into rehab next week, and they can really start to work on things. Her vision is now not good, and she is an AVID reader, bridge player, puzzle-doer .. ... .. ....I'm praying thar it will improve enough that she can still do these things, and/or that the pros can do something with her glasses to help her see what is in the big "blank" spots....they can do amazing things these days!

Thanks for askin', guys, and for keeping us in yer thoughts.. . ...!

mushroom Proficient

I wanna buy a cleavage top like Bunnie's!!!! :lol:

Bevel's slumber parties- I wanna come!! :) , I need a pedicure so bad :rolleyes:

Leesargh's dancin' feet - pity her legs don't follow suit ;)

But Boo on Brian's stump :( - you all take care of that, ya hear?

Wonder wimmen and their 10-minute pizzas :blink:

Stud firemen :D

Gulf oil spill :( X100

Emmel's mom - praying for her eyesight to return :)

It's been a long while since I last felt a Shroomie story coming on, but this one just popped out so I'm gonna bore y'all wif it.

I am reading this book for our bookclub, Mr Allbones Ferrets. It's an historical novel (yeah, I know, a NOVEL about ferrets, but wait!) It's by a New Zealand author because there is a Kiwi connection here. You see, the good folks of the British Isles when they migrated needed to bring their bunny rabbits with them to remind them of home (and give them some sport game to shoot too, I guess) since the only mammals on these isles when they arrived was a bat, and a mangy type of dog the Maori brought with them when they migrated from the great Hawaiki. So of course, with only birds of prey like the harrier hawk (and not many of them because most of our birds didn't have to fly because of no predators, and they lost the ability to fly--well, especially the big, heavy ones, and I don't think the moa ever did fly (at least I hope not, it would blot out the sun :o , it was a flipping dinosaur :lol: ) - back to the story here - there was nothing to eat the bunnies which did what bunnies do everywhere, which is breed and breed and breed. So now the place is crawling with bunnies, (and none of them have cleavage) and they can't shoot them fast enough and everyone is breaking their ankles in bunnie burrows and they have to find a way to get rid of them. FERRETS!!!! Y.e.e.s.s.!!!

So Mr. Allbones is assigned the task of gathering 100 assorted ferrets, weasels and stoats every week by Mr. Prick of the mansion, who owns the woods where Mr. Allbones makes his livin' poaching rabbits and ferrets and the like, to feed his family, using the ferrets to go into the burrows to flush the bunnies who run out into the nets he has set. (Sorry about that, Bunnie) Now the boy ferrets is called hobs, and the female ferrets, I kid you not, is called sluts. So here is Mr. Allbones, poaching his catch on Mr. Prick's land in the dead of night, and keeping his hobs and sluts that he finds, buys, steals or otherwise obtains, in separate barrels of shavings just inside the door. Now how many mens do you know wouldn't mind having a barrel of sluts just inside the door, and all he has to do is feed them occasional mice, and they are there to do his bidding? :lol: So I hasn't finished the book yet and won't bore you all with the rest of the tale, but couldn't resist this part... Sorry... Resume your normal programming.

curlyfries Contributor

:huh:

Mr. Prick owns sluts??????

:lol::lol::lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Gads Bunnie--how scary! Except, of course, fer the cute firefighter.......

Every time a fire alarm goes off at the hospital, the local fire department always sends a truck. Now MY neighborhood firefighters are not much to look at, but I'm telling ya, women come from all over the hospital to see these guys when they arrive. I've never seen such a big group of Yum-Yum's (as my papa used to say) :P If my house was in that neighborhood, I'd be setting sumphin on fire! :D

Was gonna cost $75 a person, but I have connections B) Was able to help out with the event and get us both in for free!!!

Also got some awesome dance shoes, seein as how mine were falling about....the right heel collapsed evry time I stepped down on it <_<

(Had to pay for those, of course)

Doesn't look like we're dancing today, though. Hubby is in pain from a nasty infection on his stump (I know, serious issue) and I may need to spend the day soaking me legs in a hot tub......wish I had a ho' tub.

Phree is a phabulous price!! Enjoy yer new dancin shoes! I got the new Reebok easytoners today, they pheel amazing!

That stump betteh heal phast! Stump infections cannae be a good thing.... :unsure:

So Mr. Allbones is assigned the task of gathering 100 assorted ferrets, weasels and stoats every week by Mr. Prick of the mansion, who owns the woods where Mr. Allbones makes his livin' poaching rabbits and ferrets and the like, to feed his family, using the ferrets to go into the burrows to flush the bunnies who run out into the nets he has set. (Sorry about that, Bunnie) Now the boy ferrets is called hobs, and the female ferrets, I kid you not, is called sluts. So here is Mr. Allbones, poaching his catch on Mr. Prick's land in the dead of night, and keeping his hobs and sluts that he finds, buys, steals or otherwise obtains, in separate barrels of shavings just inside the door. Now how many mens do you know wouldn't mind having a barrel of sluts just inside the door, and all he has to do is feed them occasional mice, and they are there to do his bidding? :lol: So I hasn't finished the book yet and won't bore you all with the rest of the tale, but couldn't resist this part... Sorry... Resume your normal programming.

Pricks and sluts, what a book...... :blink::lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

So here is Mr. Allbones, poaching his catch on Mr. Prick's land in the dead of night, and keeping his hobs and sluts that he finds, buys, steals or otherwise obtains, in separate barrels of shavings just inside the door.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love a good Shroomie story :D

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      @NanceK, I do have Hypersensitivity Type Four reaction to Sulfa drugs, a sulfa allergy.  Benfotiamine and other forms of Thiamine do not bother me at all.  There's sulfur in all kinds of Thiamine, yet our bodies must have it as an essential nutrient to make life sustaining enzymes.  The sulfur in thiamine is in a ring which does not trigger sulfa allergy like sulfites in a chain found in pharmaceuticals.  Doctors are not given sufficient education in nutrition (nor chemistry in this case).  I studied Nutrition before earning a degree in Microbiology.  I wanted to know what vitamins were doing inside the body.   Thiamine is safe and nontoxic even in high doses.   Not feeling well after starting Benfotiamine is normal.  It's called the "thiamine paradox" and is equivalent to an engine backfiring if it's not been cranked up for a while.  Mine went away in about three days.  I took a B Complex, magnesium and added molybdenum for a few weeks. It's important to add a B Complex with all eight essential B vitamins. Supplementing just one B vitamin can cause lows in some of the others and result in feeling worse, too.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption of all the B vitamins, not just thiamine.  You need all eight.  Thiamine forms including Benfotiamine interact with each of the other B vitamins in some way.  It's important to add a magnesium glycinate or chelate supplement as well.  Forms of Thiamine including Benfotiamine need magnesium to make those life sustaining enzymes.  (Don't use magnesium oxide.  It's not absorbed well.  It pulls water into the intestines and is used to relieve constipation.)   Molybdenum is a trace mineral that helps the body utilize forms of Thiamine.   Molybdenum supplements are available over the counter.  It's not unusual to be low in molybdenum if low in thiamine.   I do hope you will add the necessary supplements and try Benfotiamine again. Science-y Explanation of Thiamine Paradox: https://hormonesmatter.com/paradoxical-reactions-with-ttfd-the-glutathione-connection/#google_vignette
    • Wheatwacked
      Your goal is not to be a good puppet, there is no gain in that. You might want to restart the ones that helped.  It sounds more like you are suffering from malnutrition.  Gluten free foods are not fortified with things like Thiamine (B1), vitamin D, Iodine, B1,2,3,5,6 and 12 as non-gluten free products are required to be. There is a Catch-22 here.  Malnutrition can cause SIBO, and SIBO can worsen malnutrition. Another possibility is side effects from any medication that are taking.  I was on Metformin 3 months before it turned me into a zombi.  I had crippling side effects from most of the BP meds tried on me, and Losartan has many of the side effects on me from my pre gluten free days. Because you have been gluten free, you can test and talk until you are blue in the face but all of your tests will be negative.  Without gluten, you will not create the antigen against gluten, no antigens to gluten, so no small intestine damage from the antigens.  You will need to do a gluten challange to test positive if you need an official diagnosis, and even then, no guaranty: 10 g of gluten per day for 6 weeks! Then a full panel of Celiac tests and biopsy. At a minimum consider vitamin D, Liquid Iodine (unless you have dermatitis herpetiformis and iodine exasperates the rash), and Liquid Geritol. Push for vitamin D testing and a consult with a nutritionist experienced with Celiack Disease.  Most blood tests don't indicate nutritional deficiencies.  Your thyroid tests can be perfect, yet not indicate iodine deficiency for example.  Thiamine   test fine, but not pick up on beriberi.  Vegans are often B12 deficient because meat, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy are the primary souces of B12. Here is what I take daily.  10,000 IU vitamin D3 750 mg g a b a [   ] 200 mg CoQ10 [   ] 100 mg DHEA [   ] 250 mg thiamine B1 [   ] 100 mg of B2 [   ] 500 mg B5 pantothenic acid [   ] 100 mg B6 [   ] 1000 micrograms B12 n [   ] 500 mg vitamin c [   ] 500 mg taurine [   ] 200 mg selenium   
    • NanceK
      Hi…Just a note that if you have an allergy to sulfa it’s best not to take Benfotiamine. I bought a bottle and tried one without looking into it first and didn’t feel well.  I checked with my pharmacist and he said not to take it with a known sulfa allergy. I was really bummed because I thought it would help my energy level, but I was thankful I was given this info before taking more of it. 
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
    • Scott Adams
      Hopefully the food she eats away from home, especially at school, is 100% gluten-free. If you haven't checked in with the school directly about this, it might be worth a planned visit with their staff to make sure her food is safe.
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