The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Me hair looks like I stuck me phinger in an electrical socket

I don't suppose you took a picture, did you?

Yes, I would wait to hear from him, but not for too long.

yeah......when I said wait it out, I didn't mean wwwaaaiittt iiiiittt oouutttt. He's probably asking his friends, " Is she supposed to make the next date? Do I wait? If I make the date, when is too soon?.....too long?"

[Jestgar]

yeah......when I said wait it out, I didn't mean wwwaaaiittt iiiiittt oouutttt. He's probably asking his friends, " Is she supposed to make the next date? Do I wait? If I make the date, when is too soon?.....too long?"

:lol:

Stupid unwritten rules

Kitty comes with the name Bilbo, so I'm thinking Bo, which will soon become Bobo....Bobo Bunny....Baby Bo....

[celiac-mommy]

Hmmmmm.......do you have fingernails?

Yes, and I keep them super clean. I hates me a dirty fingernail Yes, I know I have issues

Getting...

haircut...

tomorrow...

very...

drastic...

skeeeeert!!!!!

So skeert, I haven't told anyone I'm doing it in fear they will laugh and point before there's a reason to laugh and point. And as soon as I'm done, I have to go directly to a lunch meeting wif all my co-workers and about 30 cardiologists I work wif. Oh gosh, I think I might have to call in sick

Prayers welcome!

[jerseyangel]

I don't suppose you took a picture, did you?

Gawd no--picture Rosanne Rosanna-Danna

yeah......when I said wait it out, I didn't mean wwwaaaiittt iiiiittt oouutttt. He's probably asking his friends, " Is she supposed to make the next date? Do I wait? If I make the date, when is too soon?.....too long?"

Egg-zactly!

Kitty comes with the name Bilbo, so I'm thinking Bo, which will soon become Bobo....Bobo Bunny....Baby Bo....

Wee Bo

Getting...

haircut...

tomorrow...

very...

drastic...

skeeeeert!!!!!

This will require a picture

[kareng]

My new house mate starting Saturday morning

So pretty. I like the name Bilbo. He has hairy toes like a hobbit.

I don't know what the dating rules are nowadays, but if you want to be persued, wait it out. You've let him know you're interested in another date. The ball is in his court. I gotta feelin he'll come through

Some guys need a little prompting. My hub did. He said sometimes guys can't believe you really like them (your just being nice).

Getting...

haircut...

tomorrow...

very...

drastic...

skeeeeert!!!!!

So skeert, I haven't told anyone I'm doing it in fear they will laugh and point before there's a reason to laugh and point. And as soon as I'm done, I have to go directly to a lunch meeting wif all my co-workers and about 30 cardiologists I work wif. Oh gosh, I think I might have to call in sick

Prayers welcome!

Might want to warn Jesse. Some guys don't like those kinds of surprises.

Post your pic.

[celiac-mommy]

Might want to warn Jesse. Some guys don't like those kinds of surprises.

Post your pic.

yeah.....didn't do that..... I'll let you know how it goes over

[Jestgar]

yeah.....didn't do that..... I'll let you know how it goes over

Show up in a sexy new (expensive) dress and seduce him. Afterwards tell him it was this elaborate plan to put a spring in his step. You'll be forgiven both the haircut and the dress. and matching shoes....

[elye]

I LOVE BILBO!! or Bo bo.... .. or Billy. . . ... . ..or Booby. . . . ...... he is gorgeous...

Show up in a sexy new (expensive) dress and seduce him. Afterwards tell him it was this elaborate plan to put a spring in his step. You'll be forgiven both the haircut and the dress. and matching shoes....

Hell, if you're gonna go to all that trouble, include a new necklace, earrings, watch, sunglasses.. . ....

Make it worth the effort, methinks.. . . . ......

[Jestgar]

In case you're in town this weekend:

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[jerseyangel]

In case you're in town this weekend:

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Good gawd....I had the sound turned way up (forgot to turn it back down from sumphin else)--sounded more like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre :lol:

[elye]

In case you're in town this weekend:

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Whoa.. . . ....... . this is in your town, Jyessss?

Um.. . .... ....is that Blue Eyes I was watching?

[jerseyangel]

Um.. . .... ....is that Blue Eyes I was watching?

<giggle>

[elye]

Wow....have you got such talented anesthesiologists working with you, Rah-shyellle? Man, think I'd like the young guy on the end doin' my next spinal.... . ... . ..

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[mushroom]

Yes, I would wait to hear from him, but not for too long.

Shroooomie's getting a new toof! Gawd, don't think YOU'LL need brown pants, just a pair with mighty deep pockets. I still canna believe what I hadda pay for my implant (tooth, not breast).. . . . . . ..man, I paid that oral surgeon's rent for a few months, to be sure....

Ja, those lil toothie pegs don't come cheap - but half goes to the dentist for making the tooth, and half of his goes to the lab for the actual construction, and I don't get it till January until the bone grabs hold of that titanium - now that's the expensive stuff. Brown pants were not needed with a couple of Hypnovel, and then they covered my eyes so I couldn't see the instruments of torture!!

:lol:

Stupid unwritten rules

Kitty comes with the name Bilbo, so I'm thinking Bo, which will soon become Bobo....Bobo Bunny....Baby Bo....

Chucklin' at Jess's dating dilemmas - too keen? too disinterested? too cool? too hot? OH MY!! I think the gals are right - it's his serve (unless the play tickets happen to come up

Bilbo looks like a honey - AND - he looks like he might have some Coon in him with those paws and ears.

Getting...

haircut...

tomorrow...

very...

drastic...

skeeeeert!!!!!

So skeert, I haven't told anyone I'm doing it in fear they will laugh and point before there's a reason to laugh and point. And as soon as I'm done, I have to go directly to a lunch meeting wif all my co-workers and about 30 cardiologists I work wif. Oh gosh, I think I might have to call in sick

Prayers welcome!

I'm saying some for ya, Rayshell, (and I'm adding some for meselph at the end cos I'm doing the same thing today - time for a change) We can have our pics taken together - ravishing Rayshell and shimmering Shroom (when she gets done with me highlights)

[jerseyangel]

ravishing Rayshell and shimmering Shroom

A couple of hot Psilly babes

[celiac-mommy]

Show up in a sexy new (expensive) dress and seduce him. Afterwards tell him it was this elaborate plan to put a spring in his step. You'll be forgiven both the haircut and the dress. and matching shoes....

Fabulous idea!!!!! Although it would've worked better if I'd have done it last week or next....If you know what I mean...

Haircut pic will be updated shortly

Wow....have you got such talented anesthesiologists working with you, Rah-shyellle? Man, think I'd like the young guy on the end doin' my next spinal.... . ... . ..

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:lol:

We've got some hottie anesthesiologists for sure. I get a bit giggly when I work with them

[jerseyangel]

Rah-schell!! I love it! It looks so natural and pretty on you

How does it pheel?

[celiac-mommy]

Rah-schell!! I love it! It looks so natural and pretty on you

How does it pheel?

Thanks! It pheels like I'm bald! Shoulda weighed myself before and after!! Phirst haircut I've ever had where I had to have my neck shaved!

[mushroom]

I don't look half as cute as you do, Rayshell. But then --

I'm not half as cute as your are either

[kareng]

In an effort to celebrate as many happy holidays as possible:

Happy National Punctuation Day!

How to Celebrate

National Punctuation Day®

By Jeff Rubin

Founder

National Punctuation Day®

See how people around the U.S.

have celebrated National Punctuation Day.

Ive been giving this a lot of thought, as several newspaper reporters who have interviewed me for stories have asked me this question.

Heres a game plan for your celebration of National Punctuation Day®. A few words of caution: Dont overdo it.

Sleep late.

Take a long shower or bath.

Go out for coffee and a bagel (or two).

Read a newspaper and circle all of the punctuation errors you find (or think you find, but arent sure) with a red pen.

Take a leisurely stroll, paying close attention to store signs with incorrectly punctuated words.

Stop in those stores to correct the owners.

If the owners are not there, leave notes.

Visit a bookstore and purchase a copy of Strunk & Whites The Elements of Style.

Look up all the words you circled.

Congratulate yourself on becoming a better written communicator.

Go home.

Sit down.

Write an error-free letter to a friend.

Take a nap. It has been a long day.

[Jestgar]

I think we should try to celebrate a holiday every single day.

[psawyer]

Came across this news item and just had to share!

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[celiac-mommy]

Did me some boxing the other day and now my back has been in complete spasms for the last 24 hours. I tried to ignore it yesterday, but today I broke down and took some Valium (on an empty stomach ). I had to drink some coffee to come down a bit so I can work Of course my boss called in sick, so we're busy and short staffed, so I can't go home Oh wells, I should be quite entertaining today

I don't look half as cute as you do, Rayshell. But then --

I'm not half as cute as your are either

I call BS on that one!!

In an effort to celebrate as many happy holidays as possible:

Happy National Punctuation Day!

Wow!! I'm surprised that I didn't have to make some kind of treat for the kindergarteners today, they celebrate EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[celiac-mommy]

I think we should try to celebrate a holiday every single day.

Apparently, it's also National Cherries Jubilee Day and Native American day.

Tomorrow is National Comic Book Day

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

[Jestgar]

Apparently, it's also National Cherries Jubilee Day and Native American day.

Tomorrow is National Comic Book Day

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

Puts you in the running for 'worst mom ever'.