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Loey Rising Star

Hub sent me this CNN link yesterday. He was excited about using the ginger snap cookies for a pie crust. I was going to make a pumpkin pie without crust to save calories but he is really excited to use the bag of cookies he bought for crust. He doesn't care much about regular pie crust.

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Thanks for saving me the trouble of trying to bake my first gluten-free pie crust from scratch!!!

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Hello people... Judy has a blue tongue tonight LOL Went with guy friend (too old for boyfriends huh?) to his sisters birthday and there was cake... of course not gluten free and my first experience at such an event since the big diagnosis 11 days ago... but he's such a guy and felt guilty eating it in front of me so he fed me blue frosting balloons off the very top of the cake that never touched the cake. :P I have a bit of a tummy ache (didn't tell him that)so I think it touched the cake but it tasted so good. 6 people eating cake and I sat there staring at the tv.. this is hard darn it!! I need to learn how to make gluten free cupcakes or something for these occasions... mental note Get on it woman!!!

Hope you all had a good fun filled day!

*Judy

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Hi Jewdee three. We don't realize it at first, but there is such a thing out there as frosting that contains gluten :unsure: Oh, the traps for the unwary!!! Hope that wasn't the case for you, but if it was you know where it came from :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Hello people... Judy has a blue tongue tonight LOL Went with guy friend (too old for boyfriends huh?) to his sisters birthday and there was cake... of course not gluten free and my first experience at such an event since the big diagnosis 11 days ago... but he's such a guy and felt guilty eating it in front of me so he fed me blue frosting balloons off the very top of the cake that never touched the cake. :P I have a bit of a tummy ache (didn't tell him that)so I think it touched the cake but it tasted so good. 6 people eating cake and I sat there staring at the tv.. this is hard darn it!! I need to learn how to make gluten free cupcakes or something for these occasions... mental note Get on it woman!!!

Hope you all had a good fun filled day!

*Judy

Betty Crocker chocolate cake or gluten-free Pantry are easy ways to make a cupcake for yourself. Don't go eating off the top, side or anywhere near a glutinous baked good! Also, good brownie mixes - add Kraft caramel bits, M&ms, chips, nuts.

Gets a bit easier as you get used to it. I found dark chocolate sun butter cups at Whole Foods. To me, those are better than a lot of baked goods. Find what is special to you, and take it along. I always have a Snickers bar in my purse.

GFinDC Veteran

I saw where Crayon was dropping off alligators at her neighbor's house in Kansas City again. Police say she does it a couple times a year, nothing new. I guess she waits until they are dangerous and then releases them on the public. Gads! A she-devil fer sure! :o:blink::D

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Jooday Jooday, Joooday! Yeah, them little balloons were prolly either made with some form of gluten or were cc'd in the kitchen with all the flowers around. Gots to get yourself an emergency kit of treats for trips out of the Fortress of Solitude. Some Larabars or some Halvah, or maybe some sesame seed treats. Easy to carry small snacks where the bad guys can't find them are good.

mushroom Proficient

I saw where Crayon was dropping off alligators at her neighbor's house in Kansas City again. Police say she does it a couple times a year, nothing new. I guess she waits until they are dangerous and then releases them on the public. Gads! A she-devil fer sure! :o:blink::D

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Some peeples do dat!. Dey buy these keyute litftel baybee alligators and grow em up to a frightening size and then say, Aaaaah,whatemIgonna do wiv dis thing, and then they dumpem somewhere and scare the bejeezus outta the poor law-abidin' folks what find em in their terlets and places like that :o Did nae know t'was our Karreen doing this dastardly deed. :huh:

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', Psills!

These films are prevalent now on the news and on youtube, but it's the best one I've seen dealing with motherhood.. . . ..just wondeful:

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kareng Grand Master

'Mornin', Psills!

These films are prevalent now on the news and on youtube, but it's the best one I've seen dealing with motherhood.. . . ..just wondeful:

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That's so cute? You can hear the babies purring.

Just to clarify: I would never put an alligator out in the cold.. A teenager or a hub maybe, but not a poor alligator.

Jestgar Rising Star

Good to know you care for the wildlifes. :wub:

Loey Rising Star

Hello people... Judy has a blue tongue tonight LOL Went with guy friend (too old for boyfriends huh?) to his sisters birthday and there was cake... of course not gluten free and my first experience at such an event since the big diagnosis 11 days ago... but he's such a guy and felt guilty eating it in front of me so he fed me blue frosting balloons off the very top of the cake that never touched the cake. :P I have a bit of a tummy ache (didn't tell him that)so I think it touched the cake but it tasted so good. 6 people eating cake and I sat there staring at the tv.. this is hard darn it!! I need to learn how to make gluten free cupcakes or something for these occasions... mental note Get on it woman!!!

Hope you all had a good fun filled day!

*Judy

Hang in there Judy!!! If you scroll up yesterday Jess and Patti gave me a bunch of recipes to make for my company. I wound up making the apple crumble. There is a discussion group on cooking under forums and many different threads can be found there. I plan on getting together a bunch of Spanish recipes to share (Klark's family is from Spain originally - wonder if they knew he's become Superman). Just have to get my act together.

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nuthing phunny this morning.

people suck. happy effing friday to me :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

nuthing phunny this morning.

people suck. happy effing friday to me :angry:

I know :( ...you poor thing :( :(

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Loey Rising Star

nuthing phunny this morning.

people suck. happy effing friday to me :angry:

(((((Big Hugs))))) to you Rachelle - Hope your day gets better. We luf you!!!!

Loey

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I've had to reapply my mascara 3x already. Cannae STOP crying!

kareng Grand Master

I've had to reapply my mascara 3x already. Cannae STOP crying!

OH NO! You need waterproof mascara!

Loey Rising Star

I've had to reapply my mascara 3x already. Cannae STOP crying!

Anything we can help you with???

Hugs,

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient

I've had to reapply my mascara 3x already. Cannae STOP crying!

I know--it's such a violation. Many hugs, Rash-shell :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Thanks guys. I'm just so ANGRY!!! (car was broken into last night). I hope whoever it was really needed my new winter coat. I suppose that would make me feel a bit better. Woulda felt a LOT better if they hadn't stole the garage door opener. Thankful though, that they didn't use it last night.

I went to bed last night in a huge stress ball. I layed quietly for a while deep breathing and praying to God that He would give me peace and calmness to deal with the stress of the next few days and I wake up to THIS?!?!?! What did I DOOOOOOOO???????

I hope the rest of you are having an amazing Friday!!! :wub:

Loey Rising Star

Thanks guys. I'm just so ANGRY!!! (car was broken into last night). I hope whoever it was really needed my new winter coat. I suppose that would make me feel a bit better. Woulda felt a LOT better if they hadn't stole the garage door opener. Thankful though, that they didn't use it last night.

I went to bed last night in a huge stress ball. I layed quietly for a while deep breathing and praying to God that He would give me peace and calmness to deal with the stress of the next few days and I wake up to THIS?!?!?! What did I DOOOOOOOO???????

I hope the rest of you are having an amazing Friday!!! :wub:

Oh Rachelle - that more than sucks!!!! We're just thankful that nothing happened to you physically. And how could you possibly sleep? I hope that the scum who did this is caught!!!!!!!!

Sending you more big ((((HUGS)))) and lots of positive energy (plus a few cyber tubes of waterproof gluten-free mascara)

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P.S. I'm currently on hold with BC/BSs trying to get back $420 from April!

elye Community Regular

Thanks guys. I'm just so ANGRY!!! (car was broken into last night).

Oh, Rah-shyellle.. . . . .....:angry: :angry: :(:wub:

How awful. Nothing feels worse, being broken into and having things taken... . . ..I will never forget that feeling -- our old house was broken into many years ago, and we were cleaned out.....everything that could be carried, even my paintings off the wall. Turned out to be our next-door neighboUr, but we discovered this a couple of days after he suddenly moved away. It's the most sick feeling, R... . . ..I hope they get them!

P.S. I'm currently on hold with BC/BSs trying to get back $420 from April!

YAY! Good luck, Low-eeee!

jerseyangel Proficient

Turned out to be our next-door neighboUr, but we discovered this a couple of days after he suddenly moved away.

:o Good gawd!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

meringue cookies dipped in chocolate, or dip the cut end of a strawberry in chocolate and stick it in the middle of the cookie.

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mousse if you can do dairy.

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orange cake.

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GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue.gif

Dear gaaaaawd!!! They all look lush!! *dribble*

Speaking of foodstuffs, has anyone tried this cereal?

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I thought it was a wind up with that name laugh.gif

....it looks really good!!...high in protein too (great for post runs smile.gifrolleyes.gif )

'Mornin', Psills!

These films are prevalent now on the news and on youtube, but it's the best one I've seen dealing with motherhood.. . . ..just wondeful:

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WHOA!!

Scared!....hold me unsure.gif It told me I haz a 'critical error'!!!!!!

Where's the kittehs? sad.gif

Soooo, I bought my first Christmas present today dry.gif

BAH HUMBUG!!

Part deux coming up....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

nuthing phunny this morning.

people suck. happy effing friday to me :angry:

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{{{hugs}}} sweetheart wub.gif

I'm so sorry, - hope you manage to chill out a bit over the weekend (with HP maybe wink.gif)

BAH!!! The annual battle of trying to keep me house warm has started rolleyes.gif

Boiler broke down last weekend (sound familiar??)....t'was fixed.....now me gas metRE has died.

Why do these things only ever break at 5pm on a Friday???

BUT...fate didn't reckon on me having an open phire now did it? cool.gif

MetRE man will be here soon, & he better have big thumbs is all!!

mushroom Proficient

{{{{[hugs}}}} Rayshell. Lookit it this way, your day can only get better :) However, having to change your garage combination is a pain. :(

jerseyangel Proficient

BAH!!! The annual battle of trying to keep me house warm has started rolleyes.gif

Boiler broke down last weekend (sound familiar??)....

Oye Nik--not this again fer ya this year! Hopin' fer big thumbs B) --let us know

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