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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

(before I dyed my hair dark )

Nik!! It's stunning !!! B):D


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kareng Grand Master

Bacon bandaids are $4.95 - Ok. plus $4.95 to ship .

Saw this when you go to order:

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We include an EXTRA FREE GIFT for orders with ITEMS totaling $35 or more!

We're sure it will be something you'll cherish forever

Jestgar Rising Star

Start clickin'! Better get you some treasures!

In case y'all were wondering, I think I'm alive after my final, although I'm still in a somewhat vegetative state.

Jestgar Rising Star

Open Original Shared Link

a whole section.....

love the pic on the box: Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master

Open Original Shared Link

a whole section.....

love the pic on the box: Open Original Shared Link

Loved the bacon air freshener! Want to get some Cowboy bandaids for the Robotics team. Maybe I can find a place here in town that has some.

Yes, Jess, you appear to be alive! At least enough to type.

jerseyangel Proficient

In case y'all were wondering, I think I'm alive after my final, although I'm still in a somewhat vegetative state.

Get'cha some rest--glad it's over! :)

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Too bad ya didn't have the Stress Wiener on page 3 fer any anxiety leading up to the test :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Bacon soap !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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elye Community Regular

This was actually modelled on me (before I dyed my hair dark )

Gahhhhh. . . . that was drivin' me NUTS! I could NOT put me finger on who that action phigure reminded me of.. . . . . . . ....was someone soooooo familiar... . . ...and now I see Gnick's new av pic (gorgeous, by the by), and THERE SHE IS!! :lol::P

STOP! If you haven't spent $35 yet, may we suggest that you reconsider?

We include an EXTRA FREE GIFT for orders with ITEMS totaling $35 or more!

We're sure it will be something you'll cherish forever

All the possible Jesus accessories could put you over in no time.. . . . . ...extra loaves and fishes, waterproof sandals (the need for this is doubtful, as he does part the seas), anti-nausea pills for sudden ascension, holy megaphone for the larger adoring crowds.. . ..35 bucks would be no problem...

:lol:

In case y'all were wondering, I think I'm alive after my final, although I'm still in a somewhat vegetative state.

YAY! Well done, Jyessss! :)

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This was actually modelled on me (before I dyed my hair dark )

GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS photo!!!!!! You look amazing!!

Too bad ya didn't have the Stress Wiener on page 3 fer any anxiety leading up to the test :lol:

Loved the stress wiener! Did you see the assortment of nasty breath mints as well, or the absinth floss :lol::lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient

Did you see the assortment of nasty breath mints as well, or the absinth floss :lol::lol:

Open Original Shared Link

<snort>

How bout the instant underpants??? :lol:

kareng Grand Master

<snort>

How bout the instant underpants??? :lol:

Too bad Jess didn't have this for finals!

Emergency Inflatable Brain

Keep this Emergency Brain with you at all times in case your real brain freezes up, goes blank or starts to malfunction. Also makes a great gift for a ditsy person or a forgetful friend

jerseyangel Proficient

Emergency Inflatable Brain

Keep this Emergency Brain with you at all times in case your real brain freezes up, goes blank or starts to malfunction. Also makes a great gift for a ditsy person or a forgetful friend

Jeeze....I outta look into that....

Loey Rising Star

I would bet that it is not a typo. . .. ... .. .some interestingly creative pholks working in marketing and advertizing, these days.. . . . . :lol:

.. . . ....Or wants to see, if one is a Freudian. . . .. ..... :rolleyes:

I'll have to look at the package when Tony opens it. Although it does seem to be offered on different websites in different packaging. I posted the one tested on elephants as that's the one we bought.

He'll be home soon for 6 weeks. How long is your break Jesse? Rob (er .. oops Clark) is picking him up Saturday. I'll be the busy little housewife staying home and making pot roast. Any suggestions for appetizers and desserts for IBS and Celiac are welcome. I'm looking forward to meeting him as he referred me to the new doctor I'll be seeing. Never been more excited about seeing a doctor!!!! He actually helped Clarks's pfriend.

Loey biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Loey Rising Star

We have a little novelty store in the Alphabet Dist. here that must have a direct line to this store. You can find all this stuff there! Many stores here do have the bacon bandaids :P

I saw Jesus bandages too. Wonder if they're the kind for fingers and hands? I'm so bad. rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Start clickin'! Better get you some treasures!

In case y'all were wondering, I think I'm alive after my final, although I'm still in a somewhat vegetative state.

We knew you'd make it!!!!! Now for a well deserved break. Tony had his last final today but is staying on campus to hang out with his best friend (a girl) until Saturday when he escorts her to the train station. I think they're just pfriends. I'd like it to be more (bur not so much more that he used the enormex condom).

Clark gave me an early Xmas gift. A bad cold. He's staying home tomorrow so I'll be babying him. The timing just stinx with us having company coming!

Anyway, back to congrats for Jesse!!!!! We're proud of you.

(((HUGS)))

Loey

kareng Grand Master

Clark gave me an early Xmas gift. A bad cold. He's staying home tomorrow so I'll be babying him. The timing just stinx with us having company coming!

Loey

Ah familial love!

Jestgar Rising Star

Going to BE's house to be congratulated for finishing. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Going to BE's house to be congratulated for finishing. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Heh heh huh.gifwink.gifcool.gif

mushroom Proficient

Going to BE's house to be congratulated for finishing. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

We all celebrate in our own little ways :D Congrats for sticking it out, by the way!.

jerseyangel Proficient

Going to BE's house to be congratulated for finishing. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Is that what they're calling it now? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

We all celebrate in our own little ways :D Congrats for sticking it out, by the way!.

Who's sticking what out and where?? . . . :ph34r: . . . wait, don't answer that.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I'm not here...I'm

  • Writing cards
  • Wrapping presents
  • Continuing putting decorations up....
  • Shopping

You did NOT SEE me ph34r.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm not here...I'm

  • Writing cards
  • Wrapping presents
  • Continuing putting decorations up....
  • Shopping

You did NOT SEE me ph34r.gif

What a co-inkydink--so am I :lol:

kareng Grand Master

I'm not here...I'm

  • Writing cards
  • Wrapping presents
  • Continuing putting decorations up....
  • Shopping

You did NOT SEE me ph34r.gif

I'm out shopping! Well, trying to get out.

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm at work, exhausted, and eating nothing but chocolate. B)

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