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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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So, it looks to me like someone is letting their left brain do all the hard work like m+-*$, while their right brain gets to go out and have all the fun.

Just wanted to check with our queen if that incurs any sort of tax?

Oh, no, wait - who could calculate the tax then?

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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That's why we actually don't pay taxes, psilly!!! :lol:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

D'oh, psilly me ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

Did you misplace it? Check your pockets.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

And for any psilly concerned . . . no taxes will be incurred for posting, laughing, whining/wining, etc . . . at least during my reign.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

All you goofballs and your spelling reminded me of this....

Ghoti

Pronounce the GH like it is in tough (f sound)

Pronounce the O like it is in women (i sound)

Pronounce the TI like it is in nation (sh sound)

And that is why phonics never worked for me! :D

(originally presented by George Bernard Shaw)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Your Left Brain score of zero is showing . . . :lol: . . . 78 more pages to go and if you want to get persnickety about it, 77 pages since we just flipped a page.

Oh, gawd.. . . ..don't mess wif Kween Jyaghnutt when it comes to mathS..... :unsure:

Just wanted to check with our queen if that incurs any sort of tax?

Absolutely, yes... . ...inciting ANY mathematical equations, positing ANY formulas -- algebriac or other --, even mention of percentages.....results in a Math Tax charge.

NO exemptions!

:lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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And for any psilly concerned . . . no taxes will be incurred for posting, laughing, whining/wining, etc . . . at least during my reign.

Thank you, your Highness!

I would be broke trying to do your bidding and posting you out of office! :)

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted

Being that today is "National Grouch Day", GRRRR...

Bring it on!

Harumph!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school...

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

Operation Onesie Twosie was a special time wasn't it?

Ascension, Vacation & the "let'em eat cake-ization" of virtual abdication thru willfully choosing a netless chasmistic abyss prior to even first sunset of the ascendancy. It was an OUTRAGE!

(Then again, most of should also choose a Big Sur wkend over staying home)

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

My favorite aide memoir for spelling is for silent P.

Silent P, like in swimming pool.

Seemed particularly appropriate for the psillies :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

(WAY TOO MANY BIG WORDS..... taum.....)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

probly went from 98.6 to 101

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

Undergrad:

AS in General Math

BSci in Statistics

BSci in Computer Science

Grad:

Earned Master of Arts in Religion

Nearing completion of Masters of Divinity

I have way to much schooling, tons and tons of classes that count to none of my degrees that I took for fun. Creative Writing, Music, Psychology, Philosophy, Physics, Astronomy, and so on. I just like learning stuff! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

probly went from 98.6 to 101

:lol:snort :lol:

. . . unless he was using Celsius.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

(WAY TOO MANY BIG WORDS..... taum.....)

He has a calendar, you know.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

My favorite aide memoir for spelling is for silent P.

Silent P, like in swimming pool.

Seemed particularly appropriate for the psillies :)

AbsofreakinLUTEly Mindwarp! :lol:

"Like in swimming pool"!!

I'm loving this partly because IT SHOULD'VE ALREADY COME UP over the 6 or whatever yrs this thread's been going! (Or did I miss it?)

Anyway, hat-tip to MW ....wish I'd thought of that. ;)

The 1st sentence reminded me of some fun at work long ago. Summer job at Honeywell working on TCAS, their airliner Traffic Collision Avoidance System, & in making sure we had some alphanumeric code right, from a bit of a distance.

Him: so .. .."N?"

Me: no, M.

Him: N?

Me: M!

Him: as in . .. Night?

Me: Might? What?

Him: as in Numb?

Me: Mum? Dammit (both laughing already)

Him: dammit YOU choose the word!

Me: okay, M as in Mnemonic

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

How in the heck can you have a word that reminds you how to spell a word, when you can't even remember how to speel the reminding word?? :blink:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

1970 flashback to War's "Speel the wiyyyyne .. ."

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Operation Onesie Twosie was a special time wasn't it?

Ascension, Vacation & the "let'em eat cake-ization" of virtual abdication thru willfully choosing a netless chasmistic abyss prior to even first sunset of the ascendancy. It was an OUTRAGE!

(Then again, most of should also choose a Big Sur wkend over staying home)

Well....now that you put it THAT way......

....we were quite a pathetic bunch weren't we? Why was Soozle the only one off enjoying life whilst we were all glued to our computers for the entire weekend? :huh:

(it was stilll fun, though. I never giggled so much in one weekend) :lol:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

How in the heck can you have a word that reminds you how to spell a word, when you can't even remember how to speel the reminding word?? :blink:

When I was in grade school, they always used to say "if you do not know how to spell a word look it up in the dictionary" and I was always like, "and how the freak you expect me to look it up if I can not spell it???" :blink:

I was not a well loved student. :huh:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

Mr Mindwarp and I are both dyslexic, and anytime we are asked 'how do you spell......' ,we always say 'well, I spell it like this, but that doesn't mean anyone else does'... :(;):)

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

LOL got my cell phone bill and I used TEN TIMES the data on my iPhone that Mrs Vydor did on my iPhone last month, but she used FORTY TIMES the amount of minutes that I did! :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

LOL got my cell phone bill and I used TEN TIMES the data on my iPhone that Mrs Vydor did on my iPhone last month, but she used FORTY TIMES the amount of minutes that I did! :lol:

Mrs. Vydor is left brain??? perhaps??

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Mrs. Vydor is left brain??? perhaps??

I should have her take the test hehe be a scream if she was 0 and 19 to my 19 and 0 :D

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