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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Me thinks it is also equilateral :P , and apart from "the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other two sides," that is all the geometry I have retained (or perhaps ever knew?? :rolleyes::ph34r:

Isn't that a Scarecrow quote?


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mushroom Proficient

Isn't that a Scarecrow quote?

I dunno, but it sure scared the bejeezes out of me. I learned from it though. The first bookkeeping class I went to I walked out of, never to return :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

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Me thinks it is also equilateral :P , and apart from "the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other two sides," that is all the geometry I have retained (or perhaps ever knew?? :rolleyes::ph34r:

OMG. . .. . ... . . . ..STOP THE MATHS!! I feel sick..... . ..

Please, please, let's talk about...... . ..split infinitives....phrasal verbs......my favortite -- dangling participles... . .!!

:rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient

As in "Flying across the Pacific, flying fish appeared and disappeared"??? :blink:

shadowicewolf Proficient

I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

kareng Grand Master

I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

Lets all help Shadow with the paper.

I'll start:

It was a dark and stormy night......

Wait, maybe we need to know the subject? Nah!

elye Community Regular

.. I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

Um..... ... so, that would be, like, 40%. . .. . .... Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Stop, stop!!


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I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

I have a critcal book review to turn in due in a couple days.. considering reading the book... at somepoint... maybe soon? ;)

tom Contributor

Maybe the critical review starts w/ calling the book unengaging.

"Pfff .. . Pull an axe on me, eh?"

Lotta lol . .. :D ..reciprocation welcomed, in a sense an integral part of an infinite series of posts. (whose sum remains finite, natch)

shadowicewolf Proficient

Its a paper on a very broad subject. I know what i'm going to do, but without sufficiant... motivation... it just doesn't come to me.

VydorScope Proficient

Maybe the critical review starts w/ calling the book unengaging.

It is a scholarly work, so by definition it is un-engaging.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Um..... ... so, that would be, like, 40%. . .. . .... Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Stop, stop!!

:lol: Look who's been sandbagging.

Lotta lol . .. :D ..reciprocation welcomed, in a sense an integral part of an infinite series of posts. (whose sum remains finite, natch)

Hmmm . . . seems we are repeating a fraction of an earlier conversation. <snicker>

VydorScope Proficient

almost at 18 pages to go... just FYI

mushroom Proficient

almost at 18 pages to go... just FYI

Book? or thread?

shadowicewolf Proficient

Still at the begining of page three... -sigh- stupid writers block.....

VydorScope Proficient

Book? or thread?

Thread.

Darn210 Enthusiast

I'm reading a book called "The Thread".

Funny . . . it's not about us, at all!!

shadowicewolf Proficient

so lets see... i was up till 4 am... alarm went off at 6am.... I'm still not done.

Bahumbug....

elye Community Regular

I have a critcal book review to turn in due in a couple days.. considering reading the book... at somepoint... maybe soon? ;)

Its a paper on a very broad subject. I know what i'm going to do, but without sufficiant... motivation... it just doesn't come to me.

This is strangely resonant.. . . . . ....Vynscengt is having great trouble getting into the reading of a scholarly article, and Wolfie is struggling to begin writing one..... .. ... :huh:

I'm reading a book called "The Thread".

I have often thought that this is what The Book should be called.. .. . ....the one that is simply the publication of all 3000+ pages of this thread into a bestseller. I am sorry to hear that the title is taken. We need to think of another one...

shadowicewolf Proficient

Lol, i got the main body of the paper done, now i have to do the annotated bibliography (ugh) and proof read it.

VydorScope Proficient

I still need read my book. Hmmm got till Tuesday Midnight though... still probably should start it soon.

Jestgar Rising Star

OK Vienna, it's YOUR fault that I've had this running through my head for two days:

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Jestgar Rising Star

I still need read my book. Hmmm got till Tuesday Midnight though... still probably should start it soon.

eh, just google it. Someone somewhere will have read it and posted a review.

VydorScope Proficient

Just a reminder, for those of us in the USA next week its...

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Darn210 Enthusiast

I have often thought that this is what The Book should be called.. .. . ....the one that is simply the publication of all 3000+ pages of this thread into a bestseller. I am sorry to hear that the title is taken. We need to think of another one...

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