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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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You women of the thread will appreciate this:

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aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol: Fabulous!

oh so sorry about teh hair Bev. It will grow. Shoot, shouldn't you have just paid for Nikki's transatlantic flight to come over and tend the tresses? ;)

Sorry to interrupt, I just accidentally clicked on this thread and saw this website. It made my day. I think I have a new favourite website! :lol: Just wanted to say thanks for posting that. I'm glad my errant fingers clicked on this thread.

well halloo! drop by any time. We are kinda nutty here, and always welcome friends. :)

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tom Contributor
tom
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I think I have a new favourite website! :lol:

Ack! Another superfluous speller!

tom Contributor
tom
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I think I have a new favourite website! :lol:

Ack! Another superfluous speller!

And rofl - tamponsofterror

Carla - yes the :( face was a sad acknowledgement of truth. Just starting, mind you, for me, but who the heck needs ear hair

Caution!! Peligro!! :o

Never question anything Rachel paste-posts on the omg thread!! :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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...Wow...so many additional things to do with tampons. Wonder how many of those Hallowe'en crafts would sell at the Church bazaar? :lol: Daughter of the Light, this craft site is a goldmine for keeping your boredom at bay!

Superfluous spelling: Yes, Tom, I agree, these U's are fairly silly, extraneous, and only serve to confuse when it comes to spelling and pronunciation. Leave it to the industrious Americans to simply say, "Wait! We don't need that extra vowel in there...Begone!" So Alex, in which part of our Fair Commonwealth do you live?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Now that is funny :lol:

Sorry about the hair, Bev--I used to avoid the salon, too :( Good thing about hair is that it will grow and you'll have your ponytail back in no time B)

Sorry to interrupt, I just accidentally clicked on this thread and saw this website. It made my day. I think I have a new favourite website! :lol: Just wanted to say thanks for posting that. I'm glad my errant fingers clicked on this thread.

You're not interrupting anything, Alex :D Welcome--I'm glad you stumbled on us over here. It's a day-brightener for sure :P

Now, don't be a stranger!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Carla - yes the :( face was a sad acknowledgement of truth. Just starting, mind you, for me, but who the heck needs ear hair

Uh, yeah .... hubby travels ... I told him I don't want to see ear hair, excessive nose hair, or back hair ... take care of that when he's out of town! There are secret beauty rituals I have, he can have his, too.

Superfluous spelling: Leave it to the industrious Americans to simply say, "Wait! We don't need that extra vowel in there...Begone!"

Yes, we Americans are very efficient and avoid all that is superfluous!!! :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Tom, you joke. You would be slumped, totally disinterested in our Ptaumfoolery had you been partaking the evil soy.

:lol: she said Ptaumfoolery !!! :lol:

Yeah, he'd be that grumpy old man who doesn't let little kids cut through his yard again ...

LMAO :lol: yup

And! I think those grumpy old coots would be better off w/ a change in diet!

Everyone has the capacity for happiness as a baseline mood, I now believe.

Used to just accept that my baseline was just 'bleh' - not happy, not sad, not angry. Just not much of anything. (And those were the good days!)

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Does Leah do gfcfsfyf?

yf??

y...

y...

yellow free?

...

yam free?

yeti free?

are you allergic to yeti meat?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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yf??

I'm thinking yeast ;)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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:o

I REALLY MUST BE GOING.

I have now officially seen it ALL. :huh:

Oh well, at least now I won't be shocked when the kids come home from school with art projects of that sort. I can just see next years school shopping list from the school...16 count crayons, 3 no. 2 pencils, glue stick, 1 box Tampax gentle glide, smock, etc...

How about the Viagra cufflinks. A retired boyscout must have come up with those. (always prepared) A rubber in your wallet and the magic pill on your cufflinks. Very James Bond. :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I'm thinking yeast ;)

hmm, I was enjoying the image of Tom having eaten enough yeti meat in his lifetime to actually be able to develop an allergy to it.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A rubber in your wallet and the magic pill on your cufflinks. Very James Bond. :P

Classic :D

You are missed in these parts, Richard :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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hmm, I was enjoying the image of Tom having eaten enough yeti meat in his lifetime to actually be able to develop an allergy to it.

Hee Hee....

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I KNOW that I, for one, am very intolerant of yeti meat. It makes me grow ear, nose and back hair but for some reason- it's BRIGHT white. Hmmmm.....

Alex- Welcome...we are NUT JOBS around here!

Now now King Richard, don't get your trousers in a twist. The image of the T.O.T. will soon leave your brain while I can fantasize about the James Bond you have just created. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PS Hubby''s hair is now TWICE as long as mine :( but mine has more volume!!!!!! :D

tom Contributor
tom
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:) Hehe yup the Y is for yeast, tho I've never been a fan of yams. I mean . . . c'mon . . . the most common way I'VE ever seen them is w/ marshmallows melted over the top!!!

Just how distasteful must something BE to require such measures??

(Uh oh!! I hope I haven't unknowingly dissed yams in front of card-carrying members of Yams Are Misunderstood)

So I'll let the Y mean BOTH!

The S is doing triple duty. Soy, sugar, and Sweeteners of all types.

Come to think of it, the C is casein AND corn. And Canola!

It might get depressing to continue this game, so I'm done!!

Happy Hump-day everyone!!!! :D

tom Contributor
tom
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hmm, I was enjoying the image of Tom having eaten enough yeti meat in his lifetime to actually be able to develop an allergy to it.

ROFL! :lol: :lol:

Now THAT is another of the times I'm glad I wasn't drinking while reading. My sidekick (my lifeline! :wub: ) might die if drenched. :(

BTW, the secret to tender yeti is using a rotisserie, and overnight brining to keep it moist. Otherwise you may as well just make Yerky.

(Yeti Jerky for those unfamiliar)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Otherwise you may as well just make Yerky.

yf=yerky free? Can I apply that to people as well as food?

"I'm sorry, you've just exceeded my 'yerk' tolerance levels - you'll have to leave"

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I have now officially seen it ALL. :huh:

:lol: I know, seriously. Did you check out the entire page, and ALL of the tampon crafts that could be made? :lol:

...and here's all I gots for ya today:

DOG AND CAT DIARIES

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY:

8:00am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear I, nevertheless, must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them I, once again, vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bast***s! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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yf=yerky free? Can I apply that to people as well as food?

"I'm sorry, you've just exceeded my 'yerk' tolerance levels - you'll have to leave"

:lol:

Susie -- dogs and cats -- :lol::lol:

Bev, wouldn't you rather have short-thick hair than long-thinning hair? ;) I recently cut three inches off mine ... it was thickening back up ... I had lost so much of it with the Lyme and what was left was prone to breakage, so as the new, healthy stuff was growing in, it was looking bad ... about two more inches and I should be rid of the "bad" hair. Avatar was taken after haircut. I like your new one, BTW ... I think I remember it from before.

Richard, please don't go!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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:lol: I know, seriously. Did you check out the entire page, and ALL of the tampon crafts that could be made? :lol:

...and made by a Open Original Shared Link?

I love the caption -"Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles..." there's money to be made here...a whole line of accessories and super maxi-fied upgrades

The earrings are just a BAD idea :blink::ph34r:

...must go do manly things and pry my mind from this mire

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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The earrings are just a BAD idea :blink::ph34r:

Agreed!!!!!!!! But I like the ghosts! C'mon...they're cute. :rolleyes: We're having (well- someone, not me, BETTER be having) a Halloween/40th birthday party for me cuz I love love love Halloween and getting dressed up and I want those ghosts! :o

20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell,

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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This is very very bad (yes- may offend):

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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This is very very bad

And very, very funny B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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...must go do manly things and pry my mind from this mire

:lol: good luck

but 'tis indeed VERY manly to make a tampon-shooting projectile gun!!!!

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what
Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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oh - except that I am the crazy old dog lady hag who darkens the house and hides in the back room for halloween

me too. I'd rather give out candy, but it's kind of rural where I am and I sit around all night eating candy waiting for someone to knock. There are no streetlights, no sidewalks, and, being the northwest in winter, it's usually raining, or has just rained so only the kids who's costumes include rainboots are out on my street.

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