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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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They never grow out of this.. ... ..

Dat's the truff! :rolleyes:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Potato Guns! :lol: ......Those are illegal around here........me hubby made one, once.......a better name would be Potato Cannon :o

Ripper-worthy science fact I heard on the radio this morning........

Geese poop every 6 minutes. :P:huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Potato Guns! :lol: ......Those are illegal around here........me hubby made one, once.......

Lemme guess.....and he was an adult at the time.

...Never.grow.outta.it. :lol:

Geese poop every 6 minutes. :P

So does our Pahteigh in department stores! ;):lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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So does our Pahteigh in department stores! ;):lol:

:lol: X10

True dat!!!!!.........oops!........hi there, Patteigh! :D

And yes.......he was an adult! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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True dat!!!!!.........oops!........hi there, Patteigh! :D

Very phunny, youse two..... <_<

....and it was a grocery store, not a dept store :P:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good morning, Psillies!

Wow, we have some GREAT, mild weather upon us.....and through the weekend. :)

Going for an outdoor run this am. This is the time of year when the dogs come back very messy...the only minus to spring has sprung .. . . ...

Where in hell is everyone? Hope we hear from Sooooozie, Nikerler, Joooles today......and Ptaoughmghmn again, after his sudden drive-by a couple of days ago. . . ..

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning!

I can't wait for this weekend- I hear the temps are going to be warm and its going to be sunny. I am thinking of a tirp to see my family. I never get there often enough during the winter months. Anyone have any good plans this weekend?

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I'm off this weekend because I've worked during the week! Someone is looking out for me!!!! :D I'm planning on some pond repair! The deer have been punching holes in the plastic with their little hooves :( . I'm going to have to refigure the sides to protect it better.

Also want to go to the art/craft fair in Md on Sunday. Probably the only type of shopping I LIKE to do!

Hey Bev-really....how have you been doing with your sales? Any luck? Hope so!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Afternoon ALL!!!!!!!!!

uM...I think I fell asleep whilst listening to me hypnosis c-d AGAIN :rolleyes::lol:

I see most of you are getting glimmerings of spring!! ........we've had a cold snap again but it's coming!!! :D

Bulbs are coming through and Tel has been setting up another 'mini' walk in greenhouse today!!............ we've SO many seeds to plant!

Gotta run.....I'm needed to help with the greenhouse :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Afternoon ALL!!!!!!!!!

uM...I think I fell asleep whilst listening to me hypnosis c-d AGAIN :rolleyes::lol:

I see most of you are getting glimmerings of spring!! ........we've had a cold snap again but it's coming!!! :D

Bulbs are coming through and Tel has been setting up another 'mini' walk in greenhouse today!!............ we've SO many seeds to plant!

Gotta run.....I'm needed to help with the greenhouse :rolleyes:

Ummmm....Nik....I think maybe you are being hypnotised....., not necessarily falling asleep :P

*YOU* have a GREENHOUSE???? <:greenjealousface:>......oooohhhh

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Ok fellow gardeners...I am new at this-

So this question will be aimed at Judy and Patti and maybe Em since we all live in the strange artic climate.

When does one plant a garden initially? How soon should I begin this work--tis only the 1st weekend of March but still....Help!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Amanda--do you mean a veggie garden or flowers?

In general, you should wait until after the last frost for flowers, shrubs and things like that. I'm not too familiar with veggie gardens. I used to have one years ago....there are a couple things I think you can plant early, but I used to have tomatoes, peppers, zucchini, and lettuce--and those I planted in probably mid-late May.

You can get the ground ready earlier, though--if you need to till. That way you'll be all set to go when it gets warm enough.

I'm sure other green-thumbed sillies will be of more help :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Okey dokey. Put my red wine pudding onto purple's side dish thread. I am quite certain that all the non-silly readers will find the idea fascinating. :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Okey dokey. Put my red wine pudding onto purple's side dish thread. I am quite certain that all the non-silly readers will find the idea fascinating. :P

But will it be the same coloUr as your gnee???? ( :o Sore! Ouch!)

Amanda!...going along with Patti's advice (I think our climes are fairly similar)....don't plant anything out 'til the end of May (you still get night frosts up 'til then)

ThereZAH!...don't be jealous! ....GADS woman!!! .....I have a tiny wee garden (NOT like your garden land!) ..and when I say 'MINI' greenhouse I MEAN mini!!!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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The deer have been punching holes in the plastic with their little hooves :( . I'm going to have to refigure the sides to protect it better.

Tareeeeesuh! I will tell you what you need - - like my father, you need to be armed with a marshmallow gun. A couple o' those pelted onto the sides of those deer's heads should keep them away. Enviornmentally friendly, humane. . . .. ....what a perfect solution! Perfect like my dad's situation in the boring, depressing, often victimizing atmosphere of the hospital. :lol:

When does one plant a garden initially? How soon should I begin this work--tis only the 1st weekend of March but still....Help!!!

Ahmanduh! The golden rule around here is to turn the soil over and work it a bit in early May, and plant on our long holiday weekend (usually around the 16-18 May). That's for both flowers and veggies. What are you planting? How exciting.....yer first garden in your new home! :)

Okey dokey. Put my red wine pudding onto purple's side dish thread. I am quite certain that all the non-silly readers will find the idea fascinating.

:lol: Must go and check this out. . . . ......

elye Community Regular
elye
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Jess! OMG....What....in....hell...... . .. is that in yer av? :unsure::unsure:

Verrrrrry unsettling. . . ...looks like a subtle, sinister eye looking out. . .. .then I think I may see a face . ......fading in and out. . . ....rather reptilian....do I see scales??

Most disturbing of all is how it is rendered in such comforting, sentimental, child-like coloUrs. . . . . . . ..

:huh:

What in hell is it??

:lol::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Okey dokey. Put my red wine pudding onto purple's side dish thread. I am quite certain that all the non-silly readers will find the idea fascinating. :P

Hee! I just saw that. I'm sure many will be intregued :P

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Looks nice, Nik :D I'd say the perfect size--too big and you'd be forever out there maintaining it ;)

I'm phrantically going through the house and tossing/putting in donation box. The charity is coming on Monday, the trash man tomorrow. I'm being positively ruthless :o:lol: Ain't moving some of this crap one more time!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol::rolleyes:

OMG!!! I think it's her knee!! :o:o:lol::lol:

Either that or a snaugh globe just coming into focus :lol:

Or maybe a new solar system..... :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Jess! OMG....What....in....hell...... . .. is that in yer av? :unsure::unsure:

Verrrrrry unsettling. . . ...looks like a subtle, sinister eye looking out. . .. .then I think I may see a face . ......fading in and out. . . ....rather reptilian....do I see scales??

Most disturbing of all is how it is rendered in such comforting, sentimental, child-like coloUrs. . . . . . . ..

:huh:

What in hell is it??

:lol::rolleyes:

:lol: Em & her over active imagination :rolleyes:

Ain't moving some of this crap one more time!!!

:lol: Poor Pah-tea!!! ......and Mark the <what was it?>......'packrat'

I reckon you are an expert in minimilist living now!!! ;)

Tel back from the docs today......... had his blood pressure checked (was too high last time)......... now it's TOO LOW :blink:

His cholesterol is too high again (can you say bacon fried in butter :P )......... but at least the doc DIDN'T advise him to eat wholegrain wheat and oats to help bring it down :rolleyes:

T mentioned his hive breakout,......as expected the doc didn't really know why although he thought it was 'something to do with his coeliac disease'

This made me giggle :lol: (dunno why)

MUST read up on Jess's red wine pudding.............

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Thanks fer the update on Tel, Nik--I was wonderin'.

So, the hives have gone away?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Thanks fer the update on Tel, Nik--I was wonderin'.

So, the hives have gone away?

Almost....still a tad raised but nowt like they were :unsure:

:lol: just read Jess's recipe........ short and sweet :lol: (nom with cream as well! :P )

One question.......WHO wants to burn the alcohol off?!?!?! :blink::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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One question.......WHO wants to burn the alcohol off?!?!?! :blink::lol:

A head scratcher, fer sure..... :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I'm phrantically going through the house and tossing/putting in donation box. The charity is coming on Monday, the trash man tomorrow. I'm being positively ruthless :o:lol: Ain't moving some of this crap one more time!!!

YAY!! I wish I moved every couple o' years.....absolutely the ONLY way I would get rid of the sh!t in the basement, in the garage, in DH's tool room. .. ...... <_<:rolleyes:

Almost....still a tad raised but nowt like they were :unsure:

This is good news, Nik! :)

Um, this is likely gonna cause eye-rollin' (like, as if you hadn't thought of this) :rolleyes: , but on the very rare occasion when I break out DH, it is very hive-like and sore. Could it have been a wicked DH episode?

One question.......WHO wants to burn the alcohol off?!?!?! :blink::lol:

Gad. Don't know the answer to that one....all I know is: I do not wanna hang out with them. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A head scratcher, fer sure..... :lol:

:blink: I know!

Gad. Don't know the answer to that one....all I know is: I do not wanna hang out with them. ;)

:lol:

They know not what they do

This is good news, Nik! :)

Um, this is likely gonna cause eye-rollin' (like, as if you hadn't thought of this) :rolleyes: , but on the very rare occasion when I break out DH, it is very hive-like and sore. Could it have been a wicked DH episode?

Forgive me ignorance M....do you mean Dermatitis Herpetiformis?? <sp?>

I thought that was blisters??? :unsure: ....no blisters on Tel

GAH!!! Al's youth club called me (at the LAST minute) to tell me it's 'pizza night' and he'll have to bring his own <_<

Good job I have an emergency stash in the freezer :rolleyes: ............. shouldn't grumble,...at least they called.........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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GAH!!! Al's youth club called me (at the LAST minute) to tell me it's 'pizza night' and he'll have to bring his own <_<

Good job I have an emergency stash in the freezer :rolleyes: ............. shouldn't grumble,...at least they called.........

Mighta known you'd be prepared fer just such a call :D

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