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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Now, really...considering the nature of this Regal Procession, and its roots, and who the subjects are, I really feel that anyone we involve, whether it be a float-rider, a marching player, a twirler (tassles or otherwise) or part of the royal party, must be celiac, or at the very least gluten intolerant.

Uh, oh, I may only be able to participate on a partial basis then .... the longer I treat the Lyme, the less gluten intolerant I become .... I am gluten-free 100% at home, but not necessarily at restaurants anymore ... no longer drill the waitress/cook/manager. That's okay though, I can only partially play the flute due to the braces.

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Uh, oh, I may only be able to participate on a partial basis then .... the longer I treat the Lyme, the less gluten intolerant I become .... I am gluten-free 100% at home, but not necessarily at restaurants anymore ... no longer drill the waitress/cook/manager. That's okay though, I can only partially play the flute due to the braces.

it sounds like things are going real well for you since treating the Lyme. :) Its good to hear.

I don't drill when we are out to eat as much as I used to and I am doing great.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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it sounds like things are going real well for you since treating the Lyme. :) Its good to hear.

I don't drill when we are out to eat as much as I used to and I am doing great.

Well, some things are going better, other things are not.

I'm glad things are going so well for you! That's GREAT!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Uh, oh, I may only be able to participate on a partial basis then .... the longer I treat the Lyme, the less gluten intolerant I become .... I am gluten-free 100% at home, but not necessarily at restaurants anymore ... no longer drill the waitress/cook/manager. That's okay though, I can only partially play the flute due to the braces.

Sounds reasonable - you're partially gluten intolerant and you'll be partially playing the flute.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Sounds reasonable - you're partially gluten intolerant and you'll be partially playing the flute.

Like me....I am partially participating in this thread and partially working :)

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Like me....I am partially participating in this thread and partially working :)

But "work is what you make it", right? :P

Susie aptly described this thread as a vortex...

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Jestgar
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Like me....I am partially participating in this thread and partially working :)

I haven't even started working yet :ph34r:

Y'all have to stop posting so much while I'm gone. It takes too long to read everything, and it all starts to get jumbled together.

Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

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elye Community Regular
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Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

Oh, gawd.....it is truly a vortex, and no, NO ONE can explain why.... :lol::lol:

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I haven't even started working yet :ph34r:

'atta girl! ;)

Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

Welcome to my life :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

*shrugs shoulders*

Seemed like a good idea at the time :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

Now what kind of ABSURD question is that?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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*shrugs shoulders*

Seemed like a good idea at the time :blink:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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*shrugs shoulders*

Seemed like a good idea at the time :blink:

oh

ok

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Now what kind of ABSURD question is that?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can anything really be considered Absurd here? :huh:

Now THAt is the ultimate absurdity... :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
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Could someone please explain WHY Charlton Heston will be wearing a care-bear costume and shooting oompa-loompas off of a Wayne Newton float????

Because that is what happens when Silly Yaks convene and put their heads together, you get Charlton Heston dressed as a Care Bear shooting chocolates at oompa loompas off of a Wayne Newton Float set to the backdrop of Meat Loaf songs.

:lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
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Can anything really be considered Absurd here? :huh:

Now THAt is the ultimate absurdity... :lol:

Richard, love your avatar.

Chuck Norris also makes the unbelievable believable.

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This is totally off topic (redundant here), but yesterday I received a Open Original Shared Linkfan club. Now you may imgine my surprise, as it is not even my birthday!

I know the Hoff has been sent to re-hab, so I'll let it slide...

elye Community Regular
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Because that is what happens when Silly Yaks convene and put their heads together, you get Charlton Heston dressed as a Care Bear shooting chocolates at oompa loompas off of a Wayne Newton Float set to the backdrop of Meat Loaf songs.

:lol::lol:

Julie, Julie! Ya got it wrong...Mr. Heston is not shooting at, he is shooting, Oompah Loompahs off the float. C'mon, now, that would be SILLY..... :lol::lol::lol:

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Wow. You people are Buz-y. I have a few questions...

1: This may be because I'm a partially-sheltered teenager, but WHO is Chuck Norris and Charlton Heston? The first name sounds farmiliar but...

2: Can I shoot the CareBears and Oompa Loompas Also? With my Marshmellow shooter of doom?

3: How did *shiver* Micheal Jackson get into this conversation? He is FREAKY. If he HAS to stay, can we dress him up like the chicken man and have him on a dunking platform?

4: Would you like me to create a sanity box for this parade? So no-one can bring their sanity in? (Grammer, by all means. Sanity, well, go hang yourself first...)

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Julie, Julie! Ya got it wrong...Mr. Heston is not shooting at, he is shooting, Oompah Loompahs off the float. C'mon, now, that would be SILLY..... :lol::lol::lol:

"DAMN DIRTY APES!" :angry:

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Julie, Julie! Ya got it wrong...Mr. Heston is not shooting at, he is shooting, Oompah Loompahs off the float. C'mon, now, that would be SILLY..... :lol::lol::lol:

damn dirty double post!

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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I don't like the Oompa Loompas either. THEY HAVE ORANGE SKIN FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Julie, Julie! Ya got it wrong...Mr. Heston is not shooting at, he is shooting, Oompah Loompahs off the float. C'mon, now, that would be SILLY..... :lol::lol::lol:

Sorry and/or my bad. Now that would be SILLY

Daughter of the Light, Chuck Norris is a guru of sorts, a real-life MacGyver if you will, the only materials he needs to conquer the world are his keen senses, a karate chop, and a Total Gym....oh and a shirtless chest.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Wow. You people are Buz-y. I have a few questions...

1: This may be because I'm a partially-sheltered teenager, but WHO is Chuck Norris and Charlton Heston? The first name sounds farmiliar but...

2: Can I shoot the CareBears and Oompa Loompas Also? With my Marshmellow shooter of doom?

3: How did *shiver* Micheal Jackson get into this conversation? He is FREAKY. If he HAS to stay, can we dress him up like the chicken man and have him on a dunking platform?

4: Would you like me to create a sanity box for this parade? So no-one can bring their sanity in? (Grammer, by all means. Sanity, well, go hang yourself first...)

I am busy but I should be more concerned about my desk work...instead I keep refreshing this thread so when the parade starts I don't miss the stepping off point!

We should have some Marshmallow Peeps too!

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Ah! Yes! Peeps!! I wonder if I could shoot them through my Marshmellow shooter if i tore them up into tiny peices... Or I could just FIREBEND them to dust. yeshhh... hmmm. Ohh! do I get me LoTR float?

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