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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Amanda, meant to say earlier how sorry I am . . . and I KNOW it will happen . . . and when it does, I KNOW that will be one lucky baby!!!

Judy, I know showing a house is a pain . . . but all this "action" is good, no??? . . . and yes, Em's Dad's lurvely mulberry tree is featured in her av.

while we're about it, is Sven Knickers' personal trainer or does he make her svoon, or bofe?

Sven is a code word for that distasteful word "excercise" <shudder>. Isn't it funny that Nik is the only one that talks about spending any time wif Sven?? What does that say about the rest of us? On a related note, Edna is code for "diet" <rolling eyes, fingers in ears, "LaLaLa I can't hear you"> We don't talk about her much either except to mention what a bi-otch she is.


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curlyfries Contributor
Susie ... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2*

*Go to page 1700 and read on to understand the quick turnover. :rolleyes:

Lawdy, that was a loooong night! Don't think I'd wanna try that again any time soon :rolleyes:

.......Twas quite fun, though........*snickered* and *snackled* the whole time! :lol:

.....hmmmmm......think I may go back and reminisce :P

As I recall......it's a quick read ;)

Note: We only picked on Soozle cuz we loves her so much :wub:

elye Community Regular

Luuuuuuurrrrve all the NOOOOOBIES!!! :):)

And am just chortling away over our Oracle POeter's summation of the Royal Psilly Ascention Schedule. :lol::lol: Methinks the Coronations have been much slower to happen the last few months.....but with new blood, we could be hitting some new records.... . ....

Jack got out of bed this morning, came into the office and said to me, "Mom, tablecloths were originally meant to be used as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating".

He walked toward the kitchen, then stopped, turned and added, "AND........In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year".

:huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
"AND........In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year".

:unsure: . . . it wasn't me - I've never been to NYC . . . but Bev has . . . :ph34r:

:lol::lol: - Love Jack's Facts

Jestgar Rising Star
He walked toward the kitchen, then stopped, turned and added, "AND........In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year".

:huh:

NYC clearly needs a leash law

jerseyangel Proficient
A bit of silly history, for the newbies.

Well done, PeOter! Required reading fer the newbs, fer sure :D

I love CSN and my fave song is Love the One You're With...Pheel Better Patti :)

This IS spooky--Mark walked over to the grocery store last night and when he got back he said they were just doing "Love the One You're With". :o All of our sillie stars were connected last night, methinks :rolleyes:

is Sven Knickers' personal trainer or does he make her svoon, or bofe?

Sven=exercise. Nik does a lot of it. :P

where people arent' looking in all my drawers................... :ph34r:

Sounds like things are gettin a bit personal over there, Judith :P

Note: We only picked on Soozle cuz we loves her so much :wub:

Tis true--but how much phun was that!!!! :lol:

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Sven=exercise.

Ahhh, it's all makin cents now. A tall Swede wif large thumbs woke me at 0630 with the promise of a beautiful view if I followed him out the front door-now who woodnt follow a tall Swede wif large thumbs??? :P I followed and he took me on a beeeutiphul jaunt to the riverfront. Just as I was watchin a sailboat and injoyin my morn' that bastard turned me around, jumped on me back, kicked me arse like I was some sort of racin horse and made me run straight up a hill for 2 miles screaming sumphin the hole thyme about "rissoto". Now who the hell told him I ate that for supper? Me tinks it twas me hubby. Buttttt-guess who just phollowed him owt ta door on HIS run...paybacks a biaaatch!


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Oh hey Patee- You said you were phluish too, can I ask what sorts of remedies you use? I'm doin the garlic-chicken-onion thing, and lots of herbal tea and tea with ginger, honey, lemon, and cinnamon.

I want my cinnamon buns.....

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Bun-knee :( Are you pheeling any better today? I'm sticking wif lots of spring water, bananas, a little plain yogurt and mint tea. Mine hit with headache and upset stomach --I'm alternating between being hot and cold, too :angry:

I'm going to try chicken soup today--not makin it from sctrach--I have some Pacific broth in the cupboard.

We're in sillie sick bay :lol:

elye Community Regular

We gots Psick Psillies! :(

....And a Psilly being ridden by an errant Swede. .. ........ :lol:

Um, this sounds quite unconventional, rather snake-oilish and 'out there', howevah: bear with me, and try this, Patteigh and Yer Mahjestee Bun, as you have nothing to lost but yer phloo.... . . . . ...

Take the bottle of 3% hydrogen pyroxide outta your medicine cabinet. Put several drops-worth into an eye-dropper, lie down, and squirt a few drops into your ear canal. You'll likely hear all kinds of crackling and it will tickle, as the waxy crud is broken up by the stuff. Lie there for five minutes, then sit up, let the extra H2 02 come out of this ear, and repeat with the other one.

If I feel something phloo- or cold-ish coming on, I do this. It goes away. I can only remember one time when I had the phloo well-ensconced and was away from home, so did not get my hands on any H2 02 right away. I did put the stuff in me ears after a day or two, and was considerablly better by that evening.

Sumfin' about the amazing anti-fungal, anti-viral, anti-bacterial properties found in hydrogen pyroxide. It is interesting reading......

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Jyessss, what's yer weigh-in? Need our Psciencey Psilly's take... . . . . ..

jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks Em--I'll try it :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Thanks Em--I'll try it :D

I tried it--we'll see. :rolleyes:

It helps that I already had a bottle of HP in the bathroom. ;)

tom Contributor
...

Just read through the lyrics of "A Boy Named Sue".

:huh:

:huh:

Love Johnny Cash, but what in hell was this?

<Oy . ..just a couple wks late>

The only hit song written by nowned, nowned & REnowned children's author Shel Silverstein?

Jestgar Rising Star

uuuuhhhhhh, sounds completely ridiculous. But if it works, it works. Maybe the ear is one of the sites where infection starts and modern medicine has completely dismissed it.

Let us know if it works for you guys.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
uuuuhhhhhh, sounds completely ridiculous. But if it works, it works. Maybe the ear is one of the sites where infection starts and modern medicine has completely dismissed it.

Let us know if it works for you guys.

We always did that to clear up extra wax, I'm gonna go do it now!

elye Community Regular
It helps that I already had a bottle of HP in the bathroom. ;)

GAH!! Wait!! WAIT!! NOT HP SAUCE!! Hydrogen pyroxide!!

But... . . . ......maybe HP Sauce would work just as well.. . . ... :lol:

<Oy . ..just a couple wks late>

Hi, Ptaoughmghmnuss! :)

uuuuhhhhhh, sounds completely ridiculous.

I know, even fer my un-sciencey brain. It could always have been a coincidence with me -- perhaps the on-coming phloo was something small, simple and very fleeting -- dunno. Placebo? Next to impossible to buy. I'm never inclined to believe that anything is gonna work... . . . .... <_<:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I know, even fer my un-sciencey brain. It could always have been a coincidence with me -- perhaps the on-coming phloo was something small, simple and very fleeting -- dunno. Placebo? Next to impossible to buy. I'm never inclined to believe that anything is gonna work... . . . .... <_<:lol:

It may just be that since ears, nose, and throat are all connected, leaving it in your ear for a while allows it to leak through into your sinuses, helping to fight your infection. I use a saline nose rinse too, and was thinking about whether it would be safe to put some H2O2 in there.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hi Ghtommn, good to see you!!! So if we want to see you more often, we need to be talkin' song lyrics?? Shel Silverstein is one of Skeeter's favourite authors but did nae know about "A Boy named Sue".

Darn210 Enthusiast
uuuuhhhhhh, sounds completely ridiculous.

Don't you mean ridickvolus??

elye Community Regular
Don't you mean ridickvolus??

....Well, that depends.. . . ...... ..you drinkin' tonight, Jyessss?

:P

Lisa Mentor

Have I missed talk of a new Queen (three pages ago)? :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
Have I missed talk of a new Queen (three pages ago)? :unsure:

Her Majesty Queen Julie, aka JNBunnie1.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Her Majesty Queen Julie, aka JNBunnie1.

Oh She of the Sniffles.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Dude, I just tried to clear my nose out by eating some raw garlic. Well, it works. It also LIGHTS YOUR TONGUE ON FIRE!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Dude, I just tried to clear my nose out by eating some raw garlic. Well, it works. It also LIGHTS YOUR TONGUE ON FIRE!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

My "cure" for any stomach ailments is to eat the hottest thing you can tolerate.

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