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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Free Booze?.......

This is my only requirement of acceptance....wouldn't even care who's having the party, how far away it is... . ..... . .. :lol:

Em . . . I'm having a party . . . free booze . . . come on down!!! The good news is . . . the house is already about 1/2 1/3 1/4 clean.

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Jan-it, I'm glad to hear yer dentist concurred wif our diagnosis :P

:D

Yeah, once you guys have the ability to write me a prescription, I'll just skip the docs and go straight to youse guys.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:D

Yeah, once you guys have the ability to write me a prescription, I'll just skip the docs and go straight to youse guys.

Working on it (it's all in Skaught's hands :rolleyes: )

We'll ALL be very happy once that's approved ;)

Now...this partay - kids can come too??

:lol:

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celiac-mommy
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Rae-chull got Uggs ?!?! I ♥ them!!!!

I never knew I could lurve a pair of shoes this much!!

Now...this partay - kids can come too??

:lol:

I'm on call for New Years Eve and day this year so there will be no parteh for us, however, you may all come to my house, bring yer kids, and have at the bar-LOTS of free booze (but stay outta the voka freezer ;) )

:D:D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Em . . . I'm having a party . . . free booze . . . come on down!!! The good news is . . . the house is already about 1/2 1/3 1/4 clean.

I'm there. What's a bit o' dusting and tossing junk out the door, particularly when drunk? 'Tis the best time to do this, AND at someone else's house....... . . . . ...... :lol:

I'm on call for New Years Eve and day this year so there will be no parteh for us, however, you may all come to my house, bring yer kids, and have at the bar-LOTS of free booze (but stay outta the voka freezer ;) )

:D:D

Holy crap....correction, I'm THERE! I'll just attack the wine.........methinks yer vodka will be safe, Ra-chellle...... :rolleyes: I'll bring some excellent, pounding dance music and gluten-free, sugar free munchies. AND: I'll wear my penii..... . . ..

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Em . . . I'm having a party . . . free booze . . . come on down!!! The good news is . . . the house is already about 1/2 1/3 1/4 clean.

GASP!!!........And I wasn't invited??????? :o ..........Just as well, though........t'would be too many decisions to make..........tradition, dinner theater, dancing, sister psilly, tradition, dancing..............

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!! :wacko:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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GASP!!!........And I wasn't invited??????? :o ..........

Ummmm . . . nobody was invited . . . :P . . . I was just going to see if I could get Em here by dangling a carrot wine bottle in front of her. If I get her to show, I'll give you a call.

It would certainly be more fun to have help going through stuff/junk/tatt . . . If anybody comes to help me, I will guarentee free booze.

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celiac-mommy
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Gads, the weathermen all said RAIN today--ALL DAY, and guess what it's been doing since lunch--SNOWING BUCKETS. Guess who's stuck at work--ALL OF US!!! 3 people tried to leave, but abandoned their cars in the parking lots after 2 hours. I didn't bring my jammies--oh wait, I wear scrubs. I do have deoderant and a toothbrush here, but NO MAKEUP and NO ALCOHOL!!! What shall I do???

This happened one other time when a Frito-Lay truck jack-knifed and dumped fry oil all over the freeway :o:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gads Rach-shell :o That sounds awful--do you really think you'll be there all night?

I may be coming down wif another cold :angry: The girl who rang me up at Barnes and Noble on Sunday was obviously sick and I'm sneezing and getting chills. Jeepers....I just got over a cold :(

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hee!! Judith is back!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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:o

:unsure:

HI ALL

ONLY TOOK ME 3 MONTHS TO GET BACKED LOGGED IN

THANKS pATTI, pETER AND SCOTT FOR HANGING IN WITH ME. iT WOULDN'T WORK UNTIL 5 MIN AGO :o

i'LL BE BACK TONIGHT AFTER i COOK DINNER........RATS-----------CAPS AGAIN SORRY :blink:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Hee!! Judith is back!!

Tis wonderful to see you here again. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:o

:unsure:

HI ALL

ONLY TOOK ME 3 MONTHS TO GET BACKED LOGGED IN

THANKS pATTI, pETER AND SCOTT FOR HANGING IN WITH ME. iT WOULDN'T WORK UNTIL 5 MIN AGO :o

i'LL BE BACK TONIGHT AFTER i COOK DINNER........RATS-----------CAPS AGAIN SORRY :blink:

Welcome back!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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YAY!!!!! JOOOOODIE'S BACK!!!! :):wub::):wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Gads, the weathermen all said RAIN today--ALL DAY, and guess what it's been doing since lunch--SNOWING BUCKETS. Guess who's stuck at work--ALL OF US!!! 3 people tried to leave, but abandoned their cars in the parking lots after 2 hours. I didn't bring my jammies--oh wait, I wear scrubs. I do have deoderant and a toothbrush here, but NO MAKEUP and NO ALCOHOL!!! What shall I do???

This happened one other time when a Frito-Lay truck jack-knifed and dumped fry oil all over the freeway :o:lol::lol:

Scrounge around in the flammable cabinets.....scout out the bottles of 100% ethanol.....add some juice from the cafeteria and you're good to go.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:o

:unsure:

HI ALL

ONLY TOOK ME 3 MONTHS TO GET BACKED LOGGED IN

THANKS pATTI, pETER AND SCOTT FOR HANGING IN WITH ME. iT WOULDN'T WORK UNTIL 5 MIN AGO :o

i'LL BE BACK TONIGHT AFTER i COOK DINNER........RATS-----------CAPS AGAIN SORRY :blink:

:D:wub::D:wub::D:wub::D:wub:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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i'LL BE BACK TONIGHT AFTER i COOK DINNER........RATS

Is that what they eat in California Judy? :blink:

....welcome back.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Lookit all the psyllies gathered fer Judith's coming home par-tay :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Lookit all the psyllies gathered fer Judith's coming home par-tay :D

I's love's a good par-tay!!!

Welcome baaaaccccckkkkkk!!!!! :D:D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Hi Joodee!!!!!!!

So good to read you again!!!!......caps 'n all!!! :D

How is sunny Californ-eye-ay?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Gads Rach-shell :o That sounds awful--do you really think you'll be there all night?

I sure hope not! But, it's not lookin good...

I may be coming down wif another cold :angry: The girl who rang me up at Barnes and Noble on Sunday was obviously sick and I'm sneezing and getting chills. Jeepers....I just got over a cold :(

Unacceptable! Take a spoonful of honey, do cardio to sweat it out, then take a hot steam shower!!

Scrounge around in the flammable cabinets.....scout out the bottles of 100% ethanol.....add some juice from the cafeteria and you're good to go.

You're amazing!! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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hi

one hr later and.......................lost my whole post

trying to get used to my new Toshiba note book or what ever it's called

thanks for the warm welcome

missed you all so much.

will try to write tomorrow

nite

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

'Mornin', Psills!

Are you still at the hospital, Rashyellle? Our hospitals are so over-crowded right now, if one was to get stuck there overnight there would be no spare bed... ..... .just cupboard floors and desktops, methinks...... . ..lotsa meds around, tho, to make sleep come regardless of where one was.. . . ... <_<

Jooooodie! Give us a long post to fill us in our your travels, your Christmas.. ....... . :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Mornin' Psillies!!

JOODITH IS BACK!!!!! (<----- Caps intended!! :P )

Rayshell!!! Where are you????? Stay Alive!! We will find you!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I'm alive, but barely <_< Had THEEEE worst night sleep ever. We're lucky in our department because we have quite a few exam rooms with beds, but I had to have chosen the most uncomfortable one! Oh wells, I'm safe, was warm, and I will have the most comfy bed to sleep in tonight. :)

Twill be a 3 or 4 espresso day for me, so watch out!! :D

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