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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
I'm alive, but barely <_< Had THEEEE worst night sleep ever. We're lucky in our department because we have quite a few exam rooms with beds, but I had to have chosen the most uncomfortable one! Oh wells, I'm safe, was warm, and I will have the most comfy bed to sleep in tonight. :)

Twill be a 3 or 4 espresso day for me, so watch out!! :D

Find the bronch carts. They have....ummm......a topical anesthetic.....


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elye Community Regular
Find the bronch carts. They have....ummm......a topical anesthetic.....

How about findin' the nearest anaesthetist? They must have all kinds of terrific cocktails from which to choose, hidden in their lab coat pockets..... and perhaps you'd get your choice of delivery systems. . . ...... :rolleyes::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
How about findin' the nearest anaesthetist? They must have all kinds of terrific cocktails from which to choose, hidden in their lab coat pockets..... and perhaps you'd get your choice of delivery systems. . . ...... :rolleyes::lol:

It's beginning to sound like we'd have a lot more fun in the hospital than rae-rae did.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
How about findin' the nearest anaesthetist? They must have all kinds of terrific cocktails from which to choose, hidden in their lab coat pockets..... and perhaps you'd get your choice of delivery systems. . . ...... :rolleyes::lol:

There is one in our cardiac OR who is quite smitten with my eyes (pretty much all he can see :lol: ), I bet I can get him to give me sumphin...... :P

I'm sooooo rummy, but 2 shots of espresso down the hatch, hands are shaking significantly, will have to calm down before I try to take out my patients IV..... :huh: but only 9 hours left of work! <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

Hope the rest of the day goes by fast fer ya, Ra-shell.....you need some rest! Bet that bed is gonna pheel awful good to you tonight :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

So I've just discovered that my technician, who is Vietnamese, refers to me as "Grandmother supervisor" when she's at home. :blink: :blink:

She assures me it's because 'grandmother' is the highest title of respect....

mushroom Proficient
So I've just discovered that my technician, who is Vietnamese, refers to me as "Grandmother supervisor" when she's at home. :blink: :blink:

She assures me it's because 'grandmother' is the highest title of respect....

Then I'd say you're doing okay, 'grandmother'. But just wait for the first time someone calls you 'dearie'--that one will kill ya! Ye Gods, I felt 105! :blink:


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elye Community Regular

It's still morning here....so good morning, Psills.. .. .!

What do all you dearies ( :P ) have planned for this evening? Shroomie's already had her New Years celebration, methinks....... .. ....and Gnick is just getting geared up....... .

Jestgar Rising Star

Is that today?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Having the in-laws over for supper. Sparkling grape juice for all (everybody is on some kind of "no-alcohol" type medication except hubby and he'll just have a beer). They'll probably leave close to 9.

Also doing X-mas presents as this has not happened yet with the in-laws.

Tomorrow, I'm chopping taking down the Christmas tree.

jerseyangel Proficient

Have a nice time tonight, Jan-it :) Hows yer jaw?

We took our tree down last night--hard to believe the holidays have come and gone again :rolleyes:

We're staying in tonight but will go out and do something tomorrow. This weekend we're hanging ceiling fans and a couple more blinds. It's supposed to be nice out--sunny and not too cold. 68 today B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm on call tonight, booooo! Oh well, think of all the calories I will save ;) Plus I have to work a 12 tomorrow, but off the rest of the weekend!! I think I will take Madeleine and her friend ice skating this afternoon. Hopefully there will be no broken bones (more mine than theirs :rolleyes: )

I slept 10 hours last night!! I feel so much better!!

Happy New Year my phabulous psills!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I slept 10 hours last night!! I feel so much better!!

Good to hear!!

Happy New Year, Ra-schell :D

elye Community Regular

We're heading out to a friend's place tonight for a small get-together. Sounds like their Wii is all set up and ready to go... . . .....crap, I'll suck at everything, I just know it.

I'll just have to drink.

Lots.

:rolleyes:

Tree's coming down tomorrow. Cannot wait. Why am I always so happy to put away all our lovely Christmas things? 'Tis funny.. . . .........

elye Community Regular

All right. We're off.... ... ...gluten-free foodstuffs and 2 L of wine in tow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PSILLLLLLLIES! :D :D:D:D

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*******HAPPY NEW YEAR PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!*****************

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jerseyangel Proficient

Happy New Year, Sillies :D

Hope everyone has a great time tonight--stay safe ;)

psawyer Proficient

Happy New Year to all. Just a quiet evening in for us.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

and may TWENTY TEN (I like saying that) be really incredibly phabulous for all of us :wub: <I'm MOST happy to see 2009 come to an end> <_<

Been reading and reading, and chortling away.......bad gifts (LOVED the inflatable hair), vacuums with smileys? :unsure: what in hell......and the BUMP IT!!! was invented by a woman who lives in FRESNO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: (Love Emmel's idea of Breast Enhancer - must try - will work here in all but the hottest months ) ;) and, YES! we must all be phishing when we poop :lol: Loved the inflatable shorts, Bevel....very slimming!

This evening is the fifth anniversary of my first post on the board. I lurked for several months before signing up so I could respond to a survey by a high school student who was also a moderator at the time. Molly isn't here often, but I see her on da book frequently.

Happy five years, Poeter! :) Put your Bump-it in tonight and see WHOT HAPPENS!

Halloo to Shroomie Down Under (post was magical and DID sound Scottish)

and - RACHELLE!! sleeping in a hospital bed?????????? :unsure:

loved the suggestions for sleeping aides *cackle*

Jian-it - so sorry about teef pain! TMJ? good thing we got experts here -

and JUDITH came back!!!

Nik - broken bones in exercise class :o what in hell.........

Leesargh - don't know WHAT to tell you, but it's three hours ahead where you are - WHOT did you decide to do???

This happened one other time when a Frito-Lay truck jack-knifed and dumped fry oil all over the freeway

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HI ALL

ONLY TOOK ME 3 MONTHS TO GET BACKED LOGGED IN

THANKS pATTI, pETER AND SCOTT FOR HANGING IN WITH ME. iT WOULDN'T WORK UNTIL 5 MIN AGO

i'LL BE BACK TONIGHT AFTER i COOK DINNER........RATS-----------CAPS AGAIN SORRY

rats fer dinner! HI JUDITH :)

Scrounge around in the flammable cabinets.....scout out the bottles of 100% ethanol.....add some juice from the cafeteria and you're good to go.

:lol: good thing we have a scientist here. Loved yer cleaning explanation, Geoss.....why bother? just gets dirty again.

Had many, many quotes.........too many.........had to let them go..........

Just sending L O V E to all of youse :wub:

wish you were here, or I were there........

jerseyangel Proficient

Glad you were able to catch up, Soozle. Hee--we're having a party on da book :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Glad you were able to catch up, Soozle. Hee--we're having a party on da book :P

:lol: 'tis indeed.........PARTY ON PAD-TEA's PAGE, everyone, get OVER THERE!

and............a confession.

I ate gluten today, on purpose. Did not care any more. Was at my mom's, ate Lay's barbecue chips - with barley malt flour clearly listed on label. :(

Truly did not care.

this, after my cupcake binge..........made Betty Crock's chocolate g f chocolate cupcakes last night (unbelievably soft and DELISH)....decided I needed a vehicle for the Betty Crock's milk chocolate frosting I was eating from the can with a spoon.........so..........ate SEVEN cupcakes between last night and today:ph34r: (they were small)

then went to a friend's house who made made TWO POUNDS of their phamily's phamous phudge (white choco and regular, with HUGE walnuts) for my mom and me.......ate some of that.......took it to Janey's, where it is safe.........

but just no longer cared and missed the Lay's chips TOO MUCH that I hadn't had in four years.......so figured, WHY NOT???? Mood is already so morose.... ate many chips and.........we will see how things are tonight and tomorrow. Don't par-tick-yoo-lar-lee care.

:huh:

:unsure:

[don't expect no pity for self-induced glutening]

jerseyangel Proficient

Soozle, Soozle, Soozle.....what are we gonna do wif you????? :(

I hope you don't get too sick--not going to lecture, just know that I'm concerned and want you to take care of yerself :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soozle, Soozle, Soozle.....what are we gonna do wif you????? :(

I hope you don't get too sick--not going to lecture, just know that I'm concerned and want you to take care of yerself :wub:

:huh:

:ph34r:

:ph34r:

:ph34r:

I don't know, Pads. Lost Cause, methinks :( Misfit toy, fer shure.

is it the NEW YEAR yet, in TexAss??????? wait - one more hour ;)

I am going to BED with dogs and kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!! <we are babysitting cousin Mojo, sweetest thing ever, whose legs are failing her now :( She is old and we will die of grief when she is gone :( >

:)

jerseyangel Proficient

Stop that--you are not a lost cause. You must nae think that!

It's only 10:05 here--2 hours to go :)

mushroom Proficient
Stop that--you are not a lost cause. You must nae think that!

You sure ain't. De only way ye can get to be a lost cause is iffen you think herself into it :huh::rolleyes: And I know ye ain't gonna do dat :ph34r:

T'is almost a whole brand new year and one which me forecasts is gonna be a GREAT year for you! Now get wif the program, girl, and make it happen! :D:wub:

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