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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I've read the first 24 pages so far. :)

Geez......I was funny back then......wot happened? :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

Seems like we've all gotten caught up in reality recently. Must do away with that toot suite.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OK Bev. We seem to be having Midori martinis this weekend. Hope this suits you 'cuz I am well sooted already.

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but with a splash o lemon

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I go away for 24 hours and I miss 6 pages and years of psillieness that I will fo sho catch up on when I get home tomorrow!! Can't wait to see page 1700 :P

The aforementioned Open Original Shared Link

I want him!!! Sooooo sweet!

Yes- the antibiotics are for the Lyme (well, technically bartonella). YOUR MOM HAS IT??????? :( Oh Rachelle- what a drag! How is she doing?

It's been a long road. She's been thru the ringer, and she just has to keep doing it over and over because of her liver function. Apparently he mother was bitten by a tick a year or so before she was conceived and the lyme actually crossed the placenta! She was born at 26 weeks, and in 1955, she's lucky she survived at all, weighing in at 3#! She's been sick off and on her whole life and it took until about 2 years ago when she found this amazing doctor who has done wonders for her, thank God!

Married a son's ex wife - 35 years younger than him.

Yes. Younger then the first 3 kids, slightly older than the one she married, and older then the last one. Then there were 2 kids they adopted but gave away. Very "Jerry Springer". (a show where odd people come on and confess to indiscretions and fight each other)

Sounds like the Ozarks is the perfect place for them :huh::lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Ah shucks guys ohmy.gif

what a welcome.

Miss you all. Just popped on the read up on you sillies.............

Finally getting some strength back after fighting the c-dif

Will try to get back to some silly and old friends here

You know it was June 15th maybe 5 years ago I met you all..............tongue.gif or was it 6.?unsure.gif Messed with me brain--it did.

I even forget to find where you people who are on line with ya.

Just got out of the spa we just got working this week

Sure beats the H..... out of being head first into boxes!

Love you guys.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Hi, Joooooodie! :wub: Excellent -- ya got yer head outta boxes. Breathe, baby, breathe! I'm so sorry to hear that you've had C Diif.. . . .. .. ..horrific thing, that.

Geez......I was funny back then......wot happened? :unsure:

I KNOW! Where'd my clever pfunniness go?? I think I need to just start posting old quotes of mine that were humoroUs - - there were a few until about 500 pages ago.. ...... .. kind of like classic re-runs of sitcoms - - quite efficient for filling up air-time when there ain't nothing new brewing...

But thank GAWD you guys are still phunnee! :) The Psilly Oasis of Phunny still remains for me to sit down and visit, and chortle away.. . .

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Me sleepy. 'course it's 5:30 on a Sunday morning, so makes sense.

Got some lattice stuff yesterday. I'll clean the deck off today and try to figure out the best way to do this cat block thing.

And maybe I'll plant something climbing in boxes to make it all look purty.

elye Community Regular
elye
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SHROOOOOOMIE! :o :o :D :D :D

NEW ZEALAND TIES ITALY!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!

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kareng
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SHROOOOOOMIE! :o :o :D :D :D

NEW ZEALAND TIES ITALY!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!

Yeah! That is quite an accomplishment!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Karreighn--I phinally phigured out what the kitty in yer av looks like--a baby's pacifier! :lol:

Happy Father's Day to all silly related dads!!! :D PeOter, did the kitties get you sumphin nice?

I went out early and did some weeding--gonna be another hot one today B)

I'm gonna sent out an email updating the sillies on stuff--Karreighn, I don't have your email....if you want to, PM it to me and I'll add ya to the list. Bun, you too if you're interested.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I went out early and did some weeding--gonna be another hot one today B)

Just wanna point out that I only turned my heat off a couple weeks ago, and I'm sitting here in flannels and a sweatshirt wondering if it will be dry enough to sweep the leaves off the deck, because it sure ain't dry enough to mow the lawn.

We are having the coldest, wettest summer in a very long time.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just wanna point out that I only turned my heat off a couple weeks ago, and I'm sitting here in flannels and a sweatshirt wondering if it will be dry enough to sweep the leaves off the deck, because it sure ain't dry enough to mow the lawn.

We are having the coldest, wettest summer in a very long time.

Wow--I've been running the A/C non stop for a couple of months now. It's mid 90's during the day and mid 70's at night--the humidity is the killer, though and why I continually run the air. Luckily we have ceiling fans so I can turn the thermostat up a few degrees....this is normal for us this time of year. The only time I can work outside in the summer is in the early mornings.

Jess--didn't you have a rare hot spell last year?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

PSERIOUS larphs from the archives!! :lol::lol::lol:

I lost me psilly somewhere - maybe Iz just a miserable old girl now??? <_<

Shroomie!!!!!!!!!!

The Kiwis done good!!! :D

Hey, Wimbledon starts tomorrow! .....how much sport can I watch??....is there an upper limit?? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

maybe Iz just a miserable old girl now??? <_<

Nevah!! :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jess--didn't you have a rare hot spell last year?

I think so. Are ya sayin' it's payback time?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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maybe Iz just a miserable old girl now??? <_<

We can all be mizrabl together (I ain't planning on getting old, the rest a' yas can make your own decision). :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I think so. Are ya sayin' it's payback time?

:lol: No, just one of the random thoughts that went through my mind.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hot and it keeps storming here. The AC cannot keep up. We will be replacing it this week.$$$

But that is neither phony nor psilly. I will try to speak only phony, psilly things ( or at least my idea of that).

We seem to have a permanent swamp in the backyard. We have applied to keep some alligators from the oil slick in the gulf. Can see it now... "No honey, don't put the dog out until I've fed the gators."

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Bah! Pouring rain here. Chickens are glaring at me from underneath their house. Why do all the animals think I made it rain?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Bah! Pouring rain here. Chickens are glaring at me from underneath their house. Why do all the animals think I made it rain?

'Cause yer the mom.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

small humans do this too?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

small humans do this too?

Oh yes. Often ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

small humans do this too?

Not the ones that believe in a God. You can blame the weather on God. I think the dog may blame me for the thunder.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

So by having non-smooth-skinned children I still get "it's all your fault" without getting the macaroni-glued-onto-paper pictures that declare undying love?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

So by having non-smooth-skinned children I still get "it's all your fault" without getting the macaroni-glued-onto-paper pictures that declare undying love?

<snort> Yep :P

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

SHROOOOOOMIE! :o :o :D :D :D

NEW ZEALAND TIES ITALY!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!

WOO HOOOOO indeedy! They was quite positive going in and I said, Yeah, dreams are free. Whadya know? :blink::lol::D

Shroomie!!!!!!!!!!

The Kiwis done good!!! :D

Hey, Wimbledon starts tomorrow! .....how much sport can I watch??....is there an upper limit?? :unsure:

They sure as hail did!!!

Wimvledon starts tomorra??? Holy sh** must call the cable company and get hooked up toot sweet.

So by having non-smooth-skinned children I still get "it's all your fault" without getting the macaroni-glued-onto-paper pictures that declare undying love?

Yeah, I get the same thing. Make it stop!! Only when you quit shedding :ph34r:

Raining cats and dogs here, reminding me why we's getting outta here. TODAY!!!! It had beguiled us with 70 degrees on Saturday. See yas in a while....

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