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jerseyangel Proficient

I'm afraid my wee melons only matured when I was pregnant! ;)

:lol::lol::lol:


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I'm afraid my wee melons only matured when I was pregnant! ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

HEY!!!!! I forgot to tell you!!! Yesterday I was asked to start writing articles re: gluten-free and my baking and parties for this Portland guy's blog that he has on news and culture! I don't know how to write, but I'm really excited!!

-And maybe K can be my editor since she knows I cannae spell! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

HEY!!!!! I forgot to tell you!!! Yesterday I was asked to start writing articles re: gluten-free and my baking and parties for this Portland guy's blog that he has on news and culture! I don't know how to write, but I'm really excited!!

That is fantastic, Rah-shell!!! You will be great at it--I remember even before you became a psilly, I loved to read about your latest creations :D

kareng Grand Master

:lol::lol::lol:

HEY!!!!! I forgot to tell you!!! Yesterday I was asked to start writing articles re: gluten-free and my baking and parties for this Portland guy's blog that he has on news and culture! I don't know how to write, but I'm really excited!!

-And maybe K can be my editor since she knows I cannae spell! :lol:

I cannae spel eether! M was a spelling bee champ in 4th & 5th grade!

Actually, I'm pretty good at editting to see if the sentences make sense. I usuually know if something is spelled wrong, I just have to look it up to fix it. Let us know the blog so we can become fans and leave effusive and approbative comments. (Open Original Shared Link) :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Let us know the blog so we can become fans and leave effusive and approbative comments. (Open Original Shared Link) :P

Yeah...that :P:blink:

I was actually class spelling bee champ in 4th grade B) Didn't make it any higher, though....messed up on the word--"anniversary". <_<

mushroom Proficient

Maybe I should check your spelling (or maybe not - I might not do American so well any more) because I was promoted a grade for being such a good speller - then ended up in high school when I was eleven :( Stunted my emotional growth :rolleyes:

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That is fantastic, Rah-shell!!! You will be great at it--I remember even before you became a psilly, I loved to read about your latest creations :D

Ahhhh, thanks :wub: I had applied for that gluten-free writer's job on about.com last year but was turned down for lack of writing experience. I had to send in a sample and apparently, they didn't like it :rolleyes: I used to be a pretty good writer. Won some awards for my short stories and poetry in middle and high school. Maybe if you don't use it you lose it... I'll try it out this weekend and see what he thinks. Jesse had sent him my blog info and he called Jesse back saying he loved it and wanted me to write for him!


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But, I need a little more time wif the warm weather, my tomatoes are just starting to turn red (all at the same time...) and my wee melons might actually mature ;)

Mine too!! (toms)

....and I hear yer on the phood! We are entering the 'comfort food' time of year tongue.gif

(sticky sweet puddings please!!!)

I'm afraid my wee melons only matured when I was pregnant! ;)

Yup....then left me like an empty sock blink.gif

Maybe I should check your spelling (or maybe not - I might not do American so well any more) because I was promoted a grade for being such a good speller - then ended up in high school when I was eleven Stunted my emotional growth :rolleyes:

Our Shroomster's a child prodigy?? cool.gif

Ahhhh, thanks :wub: I had applied for that gluten-free writer's job on about.com last year but was turned down for lack of writing experience. I had to send in a sample and apparently, they didn't like it :rolleyes: I used to be a pretty good writer. Won some awards for my short stories and poetry in middle and high school. Maybe if you don't use it you lose it... I'll try it out this weekend and see what he thinks. Jesse had sent him my blog info and he called Jesse back saying he loved it and wanted me to write for him!

Wow - Rae-ch!!!!!!!

Yooz is one multi-tasking Mum. I am in awe!! biggrin.gif

....and I reckon it'll all come back to you!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ahhhh, thanks :wub: I had applied for that gluten-free writer's job on about.com last year but was turned down for lack of writing experience. I had to send in a sample and apparently, they didn't like it :rolleyes: I used to be a pretty good writer. Won some awards for my short stories and poetry in middle and high school. Maybe if you don't use it you lose it... I'll try it out this weekend and see what he thinks. Jesse had sent him my blog info and he called Jesse back saying he loved it and wanted me to write for him!

How exciting!! You are a natural--I think you will get it and run wif it :D

Keep in mind, if you do phind yerselph in need of an editor, I can spell 'anniversary' now, so.... :P

Hi Nik! B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Keep in mind, if you do phind yerselph in need of an editor, I can spell 'anniversary' now, so.... :P

Yur hyrd! :blink::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

Wow - Rae-ch!!!!!!!

Yooz is one multi-tasking Mum. I am in awe!! biggrin.gif

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Me, too! Way to go, Rah-shyellle! You was meant to do this, methinks. . . ....Canna wait to read along.... :)

kareng Grand Master

Have nae heard from the alleged Angela. I am afeared that I have frightened her with my stalking skills. :huh:

psawyer Proficient

I am SO not touching the wee melons. :ph34r:

Today did not start well.

We usually take Tuesdays off, and have a chance to sleep later, and have a lazy start to the day. It started off as usual, but at 9:30 the phone rings. Associate is hearing beeping noises and Jacquie thinks it is the UPS with a power problem. I talk to Cheryl, and try to diagnose power problem over the phone, but get nowhere.

Throw some clothes on and J & I hightail it down to the store. When we get there, it is not the UPS that was beeping, it was the CPU. Cheryl has been trying to work through a "keyboard problem" with tech support. The UPC scanner and the keyboard use the same feed through a Y-cable, and she is trying to get the spare scanner to work with no success. I get on the horn with the support analyst (whom I have known for almost ten years) and we eventually get it sorted out. But it is noon before J and I get back home and can start making breakfast. :(

This afternoon, we go to a local building supply store where the service is usually good. I need a piece of hardboard cut to size for a display at the store.

Find the required object, and go up to the cashier, with my Visa card ready. ID10T cashier hits the wrong button. She then asks me if I have cash. I say, "I gave you the credit card for a reason," but find a ten dollar bill for the 8.84 purchase. She takes it, but then can not figure out how to give change. Jacquie says, a dollar sixteen. ID10T get out her calculator and still can't figure it out. :blink: Finally voids the sale and does it over on Visa.

So then we go the back where the cutting gets done. ID10T there running the saw can not grasp what I want: (1) cut the length to 29" then (2) cut the width to 23-1/4". It takes repeating the request multiple times, pointing to where to cut, and he still almost does it wrong--fortunately I am watching and stop him. :blink:

Gonna start on making gluten-free pizza in a few minutes. :)

kareng Grand Master

I am SO not touching the wee melons. :ph34r:

Today did not start well.

We usually take Tuesdays off, and have a chance to sleep later, and have a lazy start to the day. It started off as usual, but at 9:30 the phone rings. Associate is hearing beeping noises and Jacquie thinks it is the UPS with a power problem. I talk to Cheryl, and try to diagnose power problem over the phone, but get nowhere.

Throw some clothes on and J & I hightail it down to the store. When we get there, it is not the UPS that was beeping, it was the CPU. Cheryl has been trying to work through a "keyboard problem" with tech support. The UPC scanner and the keyboard use the same feed through a Y-cable, and she is trying to get the spare scanner to work with no success. I get on the horn with the support analyst (whom I have known for almost ten years) and we eventually get it sorted out. But it is noon before J and I get back home and can start making breakfast. :(

This afternoon, we go to a local building supply store where the service is usually good. I need a piece of hardboard cut to size for a display at the store.

Find the required object, and go up to the cashier, with my Visa card ready. ID10T cashier hits the wrong button. She then asks me if I have cash. I say, "I gave you the credit card for a reason," but find a ten dollar bill for the 8.84 purchase. She takes it, but then can not figure out how to give change. Jacquie says, a dollar sixteen. ID10T get out her calculator and still can't figure it out. :blink: Finally voids the sale and does it over on Visa.

So then we go the back where the cutting gets done. ID10T there running the saw can not grasp what I want: (1) cut the length to 29" then (2) cut the width to 23-1/4". It takes repeating the request multiple times, pointing to where to cut, and he still almost does it wrong--fortunately I am watching and stop him. :blink:

Gonna start on making gluten-free pizza in a few minutes. :)

Sounds like National IDIOT Day! Did not realize you had this day in Canada. too. Pizza and wine, if you partake, are the official foods for National Idiot Day.

jerseyangel Proficient

I am SO not touching the wee melons. :ph34r:

....and not touching this wif a ten phoot pole.... :lol:

ID10T

<snort> I was almost done reading when I phigured out that this was not a Canadian deliniation fer a cashier, but idiot !! B)

Good thing pizza phixes everything :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Sounds like National IDIOT Day! Did not realize you had this day in Canada. too. Pizza and wine, if you partake, are the official foods for National Idiot Day.

Don't forget the ice cream! Lots and lots of ice cream :D

Phunny, I had a 10 minute conversation wif a patient's wife today about the IDIOT's who cannae count change. Even when the total comes to $8.52 and you give them a 10, they type 10 into the register and the computer reports change as $1.48, they continue to stare into the change drawer trying to figure out how to make $0.48!!! :blink::rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Hmmmmm, somehow I missed that..... wee melons and a 10 ft pole.... I'm not touchin either!

:o

:ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient

Hmm. My tech support background crept into my earlier post. Most of you figured it out. B)

ID10T is pronounced eye-dee-ten-tee and is help-desk slang. "It was an eye-dee-ten-tee error" means, well, you can understand without me drawing a picture. ;)

Pizza was excellent.

Jestgar Rising Star

back! In that time transfer state of wide awake but completely incompetent.

Lyle feels I have much to answer for in my behaviour. I may have bruises from the 'love' bites I'm getting.

Sorting through piles of mail and hundreds of inbox messages.

Only lost three pounds on this vacation - must be the diet of cheese and pork.

jerseyangel Proficient

back!

Awww...Lyle missed his mum :D I see much kitteah snuggling ahead :rolleyes:

Welcome back!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

ID10T is pronounced eye-dee-ten-tee and is help-desk slang. "It was an eye-dee-ten-tee error" means, well, you can understand without me drawing a picture. ;)

This is fab!!...I'll use it where I can in real life laugh.gif

back! In that time transfer state of wide awake but completely incompetent.

The down side of travelLing

Lyle feels I have much to answer for in my behaviour. I may have bruises from the 'love' bites I'm getting

Nobody likes a disgruntled cat!!

I forsee some tuna or maybe some salmon to remedy the situation.

Only lost three pounds on this vacation - must be the diet of cheese and pork.

Heyy - also means you didn't starve

Welcome back!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

kareng Grand Master

Welcome back Jess!

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jerseyangel Proficient

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OMG!! A definite must have :lol:

I shall get on it toot de sweet! B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

back! In that time transfer state of wide awake but completely incompetent.

Lyle feels I have much to answer for in my behaviour. I may have bruises from the 'love' bites I'm getting.

Sorting through piles of mail and hundreds of inbox messages.

Only lost three pounds on this vacation - must be the diet of cheese and pork.

Welcome back!!! Lost 3#....That's great! I always gain weight on vacations!

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