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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient

Welcome back, Jess.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Psill-ies.....come out, come out where ever you are!!! :D

The shed guy is kicking butt--he got here at 9:30 this morning....just him wif all the stuff needed to build the thing in the back of his pick-up--by himself. :o

Said he'd be done by 3, and I believe him! :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

I am eating not-pork. Ahi tuna actually. And Lyle is scarfing down a can of fancy feast which I hope will lead to my complete forgiveness.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Soooooooo bored! 2 patients scheduled in a 12 hour day.....Arrrrrrgh!!! I wonder if they'll let me leave ater my last patient....???

elye Community Regular

Welcome back, Jyesssss! Did you by any chance meet a woman over there by the name of Angela? Carrying around an... .alarmingly near-empty.. . .. ..collection jug? :huh:

:rolleyes:

Mygawd, I always gain weight whilst away....like, away anywhere. . . . ....away at work, at the bank, at the pet store.. . . . ... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

I can gain weight wifout leaving the house :lol::unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

I can gain weight wifout leaving the house :lol::unsure:

Speaking of which--that Bakery On Main Granola is ev--il! That stuph is so good :rolleyes:


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kareng Grand Master

I have found the perfect dog for Rey Schell!

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Darn210 Enthusiast

Welcome back Jess!!

Only lost three pounds on this vacation

Showoff . . . <_< . . . I know where the three pounds went . . . <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

I have found the perfect dog for Rey Schell!

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I totally want him :wub:

Although the name is perfect fer Rah-schell :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I totally want him :wub:

Although the name is perfect fer Rah-schell :P

But would I have to call him Harvey Harvey?? :huh::P

jerseyangel Proficient

But would I have to call him Harvey Harvey?? :huh::P

Has a certain ring to it.... :P

psawyer Proficient

How about HRH Prince Harvey, Queen Rachelle? :)

jerseyangel Proficient

How about HRH Prince Harvey, Queen Rachelle? :)

Holy Toledo!! :o

Congrats, Kween Rah-schell!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Holy Toledo!! :o

Congrats, Kween Rah-schell!!!! :D

WHOA!!!

KWEEN Ray-scheyle!!!.....GADS, you do TOO much!! (monarchly duties not withstanding)

..instead of corgies you MUST have a Harvey (Harvey)

*curtseying*

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ahhhh, nuts! Thought I was safe wif me widdle post! I must deligate, deligate, deligate! You all should be scared......very scared...... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

KWEEN Ray-scheyle!!!.....GADS, you do TOO much!!

True dat! Hope she can shoe horn in her kweenly duties :rolleyes:

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* * * * * ALL HAIL, KWEEEEEN RAH-CHYELLLE!!! * * * *

Jestgar Rising Star

Yes! Hail the QR1 and her new royal pup in waiting!

Gads. trying to stay awake until 8 o'clock. Not sure I'll make it. Maybe I should put the mattress warmer back on the bed....

Jestgar Rising Star

Made it till 7 last night, up at 2am today. Have a dinner date with blue eyes on Tuesday.

elye Community Regular

Made it till 7 last night, up at 2am today. Have a dinner date with blue eyes on Tuesday.

* GASP *. .. . . . . . .... ...blue eyes, big thumbs. . . ....sounds like something that should be on a bumper sticker.. . .. ...

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Have a dinner date with blue eyes on Tuesday.

Well now B) A phull dinner date! Of course, we will be here waiting fer details on Wednesday morning ;)

I'm back home too :lol: Shed is in, boy is happy.

It's the phirst really "cold" morning I can remember fer some time. Pheels good--I had Mark throw the comforter over me when he went to work, and I phell back asleep until almost 9 :ph34r:

Must get me lazy butt up and do sumphin wif this place..... :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Made it till 7 last night, up at 2am today. Have a dinner date with blue eyes on Tuesday.

You do know we will want a PHULL post dinner report wink.gif

Well now B) A phull dinner date! Of course, we will be here waiting fer details on Wednesday morning ;)

Yeah!...I just repeated you PadT (sorry!)

but yooz gotz a SHED!!!!

Didja notice the 'shed man's' thumbs???

It's the phirst really "cold" morning I can remember fer some time. Pheels good--I had Mark throw the comforter over me when he went to work, and I phell back asleep until almost 9 :ph34r:

OMG!!!.... that sounded GLORIOUS!! :jealous phace:

SO, totally loving having a coal fire (as are the cats) ....... NOT loving having to clean out the grate in the morning!!

jerseyangel Proficient

but yooz gotz a SHED!!!!

Didja notice the 'shed man's' thumbs???

Well, Matt got a shed--I was just there to oversee the procedure so he didn't have to take off work ;)

As luck would have it, I did notice his thumbs as he was handing me the paper to sign. Average, but the guy was a cutie--sandy hair and a bit of a British accent. Muscular, too--built the whole thing himself!

Oye--cleaning out after the phire...when we lived in PA (fer about a minute and a half :P ), we had a pellet stove that kept the place cozy warm but had to be cleaned out every. single. day. <_<

Got old phast....

psawyer Proficient

It was a rainy day in Toronto. A very rainy day, with an inch expected over 24 hours. If I wanted weather like this I'd have moved to Vancouver. :D

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