The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

Jeesh--Rash-shell's son is sick too. Ugh--hate this time of year....

[elye]

Well, must have barphed about... . . . ..what, twenty times.. . . ......quite incredible...I have not had the phloo in probably twenty years, so this was a make-up session, methinks.

Just got on the scale. Weight is THE SAME. :angry:

Um.. . . ..any o' you mods feelin'.. . . .a bit... . . . ....nauseated?.. . . ....yet?... . . ..

[jerseyangel]

Well, must have barphed about... . . . ..what, twenty times.. . . ......quite incredible...I have not had the phloo in probably twenty years, so this was a make-up session, methinks.

Just got on the scale. Weight is THE SAME. :angry:

Um.. . . ..any o' you mods feelin'.. . . .a bit... . . . ....nauseated?.. . . ....yet?... . . ..

Tis not phair Em....by rights you shoulda lost 5 pounds. Hope the tummy is calmer this mornin'.

I'm pretty miserable--but fer once it's not me stomach. Sinuses are really painful and I'm dizzy. Can't stop caughing...Bah....so one down

Got another phoot of snaugh last night--getting to be a weekley thing.

[Darn210]

I'm pretty miserable--but fer once it's not me stomach. Sinuses are really painful and I'm dizzy. Can't stop caughing...Bah....so one down

I'm about the same as Patteigh . . . plus a 100 deg fever that has not gone up or down in three days . . . it just sits there. I've had it with the coughing.

[nikki-uk]

SOOOOooo..... all caught up!!

Phlueoo, pirates, bloodless coups. Busy Tuesday afternoons and CHEX (alas none 'ere )

Hope all yooz sickly guys feel bettah soon!.... and Lowey gets through the 'double-ender' ok

Yup. Frozen pipe(s) 'round this house. No hot water. Showering at the gym until further notice.. . . . ....

WIH?!?! .... thought you Canuck pholks showered in cold water anyway???..... just laver up in the snow or summat

Me & you Em! Think of the changes we could make! No more nasty comments about my favorite things like Fritos Lay products and wine! Everyone must tell a joke, adopt a homeless pet & post in their jammies!

Ticking ALL those boxes!! ...except telling a joke.

Get back to you on that one.....

[curlyfries]

Drink lots of phluids Em!!!!

I'm at home with the grandbaby today. She's got an upper respiratory and ear infection. DD had to pick her up from the babysitter yesterday cuz she was running a fever. She's been sick since last Friday. Went to the doc on Mon. Lots of coughing

Sounds like we ALL should be disenfecting our keyboards. This mod takeover plan has gotten out of control!!!!!

[kareng]

Drink lots of phluids Em!!!!

I'm at home with the grandbaby today. She's got an upper respiratory and ear infection. DD had to pick her up from the babysitter yesterday cuz she was running a fever. She's been sick since last Friday. Went to the doc on Mon. Lots of coughing

Sounds like we ALL should be disenfecting our keyboards. This mod takeover plan has gotten out of control!!!!!

May have to abort the takeover! Innocent little grandbabies getting sick was not the plan!

[jerseyangel]

May have to abort the takeover! Innocent little grandbabies getting sick was not the plan!

Oye...things have gone terribly awry. Lis--hope the wee babe is better toot-de-sweet Poor thing.

Jan-it....you too? Gawd

I'm posting from bed on me netbook and pheeling so lucky I don't need to be anywhere.

[kareng]

Oye...things have gone terribly awry. Lis--hope the wee babe is better toot-de-sweet Poor thing.

Jan-it....you too? Gawd

I'm posting from bed on me netbook and pheeling so lucky I don't need to be anywhere.

According to the news, NY & NJ are closed due to snow. Nowhere for you to go. You don't even have to shovel. Makes you glad you didn't buy a house, doesn't it?

[elye]

Okay... . .Two mods are down. . . ....we're getting there. But yes, sick wee ones.... . . . must reconsider, as Operation Mods-Be-Gone may have become too virulent.... ..

Patteigh! Jyaghnutt! Stay warm and in bed as much as possible. Sinus stuff is the worst - - feels like yer whole head's gonna blow off. . . . . . . .

Got another phoot of snaugh last night--getting to be a weekley thing.

[elye]

Ha! This just sent to me by me Brit buddy. . .. . ... . ..watch those sinuses (sinii?) when you laff, P and J. . . ...

[kareng]

Was this a page phlip-over? Looks to me like Em is queen! We may not need a hostile take over!

[GFinDC]

I gots it too. I am carrying a roll of TP around the house to blow my nose. It's running like a faucet. Everywhere I go there are mountains of snot rags piled up, harboring lots of germmies. Getting over the fever today though so things are looking up.

Also sucking down Ricola cough drops every few minutes for sore throat. Who says pirates can't plan?

[kareng]

I gots it too. I am carrying a roll of TP around the house to blow my nose. It's running like a faucet. Everywhere I go there are mountains of snot rags piled up, harboring lots of germmies. Getting over the fever today though so things are looking up.

Also sucking down Ricola cough drops every few minutes for sore throat. Who says pirates can't plan?

Gee Eff - you weren't supposed to get sick! I can't take over by meself!

[jerseyangel]

Was this a page phlip-over? Looks to me like Em is queen! We may not need a hostile take over!

That explains her phluid loss yesterday!

Hail Qween Em

[jerseyangel]

Ha! This just sent to me by me Brit buddy. . .. . ... . ..

<snort> wipe <snort> wipe.....

I gots it too.

What a bunch....we're dropping like phlies

[elye]

That explains her phluid loss yesterday!

GAAAAHHHHHHH... . .. That would, indeed, explain it!!

OMG. . . . . . . . .I am a Millenial Kween, and I is still sick... . . .. ..gotta try and suck it up. Royalty is not ever supposed to succumb to illness, I thought. What if there are sudden famines, raping and pillaging viking-types, typhus scourges?? Must remain in command, with that stiff upper-lip. No barphy lips, to be sure.. . . . .

So, what shall I proclaim?. . . . . . . ....... .must think on this.. .. .... .. I will put out an invitation to a referendum.. .. . . ... . any suggestions?

No More Phloo/Sinus/Cold Heinosities!

[mushroom]

ALL HAIL QUEEN EM!! HER ROYAL BARPHINESS,, PHLOOINESS, err.. HIGHNESS.. yes, that's it.

This is most distressing, that her majesty is indisposed on the day of her coronation, and that all the pages and courtiers seem similarly indisposed. What is happening in the royal palace???? Who is running the show? Her majesty from her barphbed?? Or the only unindisposed members of the royal household, Kerriggnne and GeeEff? Ah, now I get the plot

I wouldst do something to oust these usurpers, but unfortunately I am off leading armies in distant lands, fighting for the Empire!!!

[mushroom]

Pseriously, though, I hope all inflicted afflicted recover their senses (of smell and taste and whatever else they have lost) and start feeling better real soon (and stop sneezing, coughing and barfin' up the planet!!)

[elye]

Pseriously, though, I hope all inflicted afflicted recover their senses (of smell and taste and whatever else they have lost)

. . ..... . that wouldn't be weight, at least not over here.. . . .. . . .

Still not eating much today. Insulin doses are way down.. . . . ... .. blood sugars are still a bit strange. . .. . ..

But, hell. I am Royalty, for a hundred pages.

[jerseyangel]

Ah, now I get the plot

Twas tricky the way they came in and pulled that off!

Gotta hand it to 'em.....

Hee! Em's wee Qween phace

Pseriously Em, I didn't even think of how a day of barphing woudld affect yer blood sugars. Yikes!

[Darn210]

Jan-it....you too? Gawd

I have sprained my coughing muscles . . . and I have to pee every half hour whether I feel the need or not so that I don't accidently pee myselph when I get into a coughing fit . . . is that TMI?

Hail Queen Barphs-A-Lot.

I hope you guys have learned your leason . . . biological warfare can totally backfire . . . plus, with Shroomie safely sequestered away in NZ and Ken in Hawaii, it's doubtful that you'll ever get us all!!! . . . BwaHaaHaaHaa

[psawyer]

For those suphphering phrom the phloo, Eye recommend phor medicinal purposes

I suppose our new Kween can now klaim that the phloo is a Royal Nuisance.

[GFinDC]

All flail to Qween Mlee! May hur royal heinesty rain for sorta long!

I've figgered out that weez is suffering from a widespread round of Mod's Revenge. MR, the nu pflu of the 2011 winter season. Tis sweet revenge when it is served widely and quickly.

It's schnotz from the top end and d-lites from the bottom end for me. Karrignne it's up to u now to turn the ship around and institute the new pirate regime.

But meanwhile, mlee, dear highness, everything is going fine in the kingdom, nuthin to worry bout. Be happy!

[mushroom]

Yay!! We laid another one low! Akshally, sorry it had to be you, GeeEff, but this small break will at least allow us to right the ship, douse the flames, trim the sails and set a proper course