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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.. .. . . . . . .. . ..Short Bus. . .. . . .

..... . .. . . . . .. . .Sandra Bullock... . ..

.. .. . . . . . . . . . .Sooooozle B _______.. . . . . ... . .

It's all fitting together!

And you know who else??... . . . . .. .

Susan Boyle!

Is this the secret?? Sooozle is singing with Susan? Or perhaps with Sandra on that li'l bus?.. ... . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Think the secret is a boy!I

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Think the secret is a boy!I

But is it on FB? Should I run out to the car and plug in my dead phone? Cannae wait till 7-afreakin-clock!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I bet I know the secret. It's the reason she hasn't been around much any more, a Jyess reason p'rhaps???? BE, or HE, or GE or BRE???

it would be CM

OMG.. .. . . . . . .. . ..Short Bus. . .. . . .

..... . .. . . . . .. . .Sandra Bullock... . ..

.. .. . . . . . . . . . .Sooooozle B _______.. . . . . ... . .

It's all fitting together!

And you know who else??... . . . . .. .

Susan Boyle!

Is this the secret?? Sooozle is singing with Susan? Or perhaps with Sandra on that li'l bus?.. ... . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

yer crackin me up! :lol:

Think the secret is a boy!I

Yep.....since Dec.

But is it on FB? Should I run out to the car and plug in my dead phone? Cannae wait till 7-afreakin-clock!!!

Somebody slipped in the couch conversation on FB and I caught it. She sent me a pm. She's afraid of jinxing it and doesn't want it mentioned on FB. She reconnected with him at her hs reunion and they're ecstatically happy, but he lives 3 hours away. They see each other on weekends.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

it would be CM

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

On it! Stealthily I must add. Lips be sealed ;) Yayyyyy Soozle!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

What terrific Soooozle news!!!

it would be CM

Dear gawd.. . . . . .. . . please, please. . .. . . . . . . ... . . . .NOT..... :unsure:

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

:blink:

:rolleyes:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

I saw that about the weekend and I also saw that it appears its actually Weezie dating CM. There is a pic of them snuggling on Weeze's FB.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Chunky muscles?

Curly mustache?

Caressable mouth

Conspicuous manhood

Sheesh, this is hard....

Curvaceous... (no, wait, this is a guy!! :P )

Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless :P

Assuming she's driving. Could be walk... or plane..

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

What terrific Soooozle news!!!

Dear gawd.. . . . . .. . . please, please. . .. . . . . . . ... . . . .NOT..... :unsure:

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

:blink:

:rolleyes:

Nah, too far. Charlie is in State Prison at Corcoran, only 60 miles away. It would not take three hours to get there.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I saw that about the weekend and I also saw that it appears its actually Weezie dating CM. There is a pic of them snuggling on Weeze's FB.

Ohhhhhhh!!!!

Must check this out ;)

Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless :P

San Francisco, actually. So that's the last of what I know.

Later. I'm off to do some snooping :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Nah, too far. Charlie is in State Prison at Corcoran, only 60 miles away. It would not take three hours to get there.

Thank gawd... .. . . . . ..I knew he was in CA somewheres.. . . . ...

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

.NOT..... :unsure:

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

What about Chris Martin? Married, I know, but still a hottie ;)

(NOT an advocate of dating married men btw...) :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Cat Man?

Cuddle Muffin?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

3 hours from Fresno - Sac, UC Davis....

Oooo! He's a vet student! That's why Weezie loves him!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm confuzzled about this Soozle news :unsure: I was over on FB and musta missed it.

Youse guys are not gonna believe this--the floor guys left around 4 and I started to clean up and threw some towels in the wash. As I'm vacuuming, I swear I smell something burning, so I follow it and the laundry room smells liked burned rubber and there is smoke in the air.

I open the lid of the washer and see that it's spinning but the water is not goin' anywhere--obviously a belt problem...

So I wring out all the towels by hand <_< and took them and the built up pile of laundry to the laundromat (I'm pseriously running out of clothes here :huh: ). Luckily Matt was home by this time and went with me--the basket was so heavy we had to each grab a handle.

What a day :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I'm confuzzled about this Soozle news :unsure: I was over on FB and musta missed it.

Youse guys are not gonna believe this--

What a day :lol:

Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB ;)

Are you sure your not reaching a flipover????

You could blame it on Kerreign. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB ;)

Are you sure your not reaching a flipover????

You could blame it on Kerreign. :P

I saw all the sofa/loveseat talk--ahhhhh, a pm--that explains it ;)

Somebody's got a big phlipover workin', thats fer dang sure!

Going to check Kherrighn's post count and head to bed -_-

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

:(:(

Just checked in @ The Quest site..... . . .. .....Michelle scratched at the Dawson City checkpoint.

She arrived there with only eight dogs pulling - - the minimum number allowed to continue - - after having to drop six dogs up to that point. It becomes a tough haul for only eight or nine dogs, but many mushers push on and try to keep their team in the race. Michelle just isn't the type to do this.... . . . ...I know how badly she wanted to complete this event, but she would never want it badly enough to risk injuring or exhausting her beloved dogs.

Next year!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Man

Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;

to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions

and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

It

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

:(:(

Just checked in @ The Quest site..... . . .. .....Michelle scratched at the Dawson City checkpoint.

:(:(

Is she still planning to do the Iditarod?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

:(:(

Is she still planning to do the Iditarod?

Yes! Will and I were talking about it, and we figure that the fact that she's got the Iditarod in three weeks was likely a big reason for her pulling out of this one. If her final eight dogs were her biggest and strongest, she would probably decide to end things and not put that strain on them for the final, what.... . . . .....thousand kilometres?.. . ...

Hope her dogs are okay... . . . . .. and hope she's not too disappointed.. . . . . ...

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB ;)

Not too hush hush.... Didja see the stuff about her trip? Sounded like Jess's 3rd date... ;)

:P This is true!

Wodka too :P

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