The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

OMG.. .. . . . . . .. . ..Short Bus. . .. . . .

..... . .. . . . . .. . .Sandra Bullock... . ..

.. .. . . . . . . . . . .Sooooozle B _______.. . . . . ... . .

It's all fitting together!

And you know who else??... . . . . .. .

Susan Boyle!

Is this the secret?? Sooozle is singing with Susan? Or perhaps with Sandra on that li'l bus?.. ... . . . ....

[kareng]

Think the secret is a boy!I

[celiac-mommy]

Think the secret is a boy!I

But is it on FB? Should I run out to the car and plug in my dead phone? Cannae wait till 7-afreakin-clock!!!

[curlyfries]

I bet I know the secret. It's the reason she hasn't been around much any more, a Jyess reason p'rhaps???? BE, or HE, or GE or BRE???

it would be CM

OMG.. .. . . . . . .. . ..Short Bus. . .. . . .

..... . .. . . . . .. . .Sandra Bullock... . ..

.. .. . . . . . . . . . .Sooooozle B _______.. . . . . ... . .

It's all fitting together!

And you know who else??... . . . . .. .

Susan Boyle!

Is this the secret?? Sooozle is singing with Susan? Or perhaps with Sandra on that li'l bus?.. ... . . . ....

yer crackin me up!

Think the secret is a boy!I

Yep.....since Dec.

But is it on FB? Should I run out to the car and plug in my dead phone? Cannae wait till 7-afreakin-clock!!!

Somebody slipped in the couch conversation on FB and I caught it. She sent me a pm. She's afraid of jinxing it and doesn't want it mentioned on FB. She reconnected with him at her hs reunion and they're ecstatically happy, but he lives 3 hours away. They see each other on weekends.

[curlyfries]

it would be CM

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

[celiac-mommy]

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

On it! Stealthily I must add. Lips be sealed Yayyyyy Soozle!!

[elye]

What terrific Soooozle news!!!

it would be CM

Dear gawd.. . . . . .. . . please, please. . .. . . . . . . ... . . . .NOT.....

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

[kareng]

Those are real initials, btw. Can't tell eye color from the pic.

I saw that about the weekend and I also saw that it appears its actually Weezie dating CM. There is a pic of them snuggling on Weeze's FB.

[mushroom]

Chunky muscles?

Curly mustache?

Caressable mouth

Conspicuous manhood

Sheesh, this is hard....

Curvaceous... (no, wait, this is a guy!! )

Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless

[Jestgar]

Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless

Assuming she's driving. Could be walk... or plane..

[psawyer]

What terrific Soooozle news!!!

Dear gawd.. . . . . .. . . please, please. . .. . . . . . . ... . . . .NOT.....

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

Nah, too far. Charlie is in State Prison at Corcoran, only 60 miles away. It would not take three hours to get there.

[curlyfries]

I saw that about the weekend and I also saw that it appears its actually Weezie dating CM. There is a pic of them snuggling on Weeze's FB.

Ohhhhhhh!!!!

Must check this out

Let's see, three hours from Fresno? (approx) - would take you to outskirts of LA, Ojai, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, southern Bay Area, somewhere in the Gold Country, north of Sacto somewhere, or he perhaps be a mountain man! Oh, the possibilities are endless

San Francisco, actually. So that's the last of what I know.

Later. I'm off to do some snooping

[elye]

Nah, too far. Charlie is in State Prison at Corcoran, only 60 miles away. It would not take three hours to get there.

Thank gawd... .. . . . . ..I knew he was in CA somewheres.. . . . ...

[celiac-mommy]

.NOT.....

Charles Manson??. .. ... . ...

What about Chris Martin? Married, I know, but still a hottie

(NOT an advocate of dating married men btw...)

[Jestgar]

Cat Man?

Cuddle Muffin?

[kareng]

3 hours from Fresno - Sac, UC Davis....

Oooo! He's a vet student! That's why Weezie loves him!

[jerseyangel]

I'm confuzzled about this Soozle news I was over on FB and musta missed it.

Youse guys are not gonna believe this--the floor guys left around 4 and I started to clean up and threw some towels in the wash. As I'm vacuuming, I swear I smell something burning, so I follow it and the laundry room smells liked burned rubber and there is smoke in the air.

I open the lid of the washer and see that it's spinning but the water is not goin' anywhere--obviously a belt problem...

So I wring out all the towels by hand and took them and the built up pile of laundry to the laundromat (I'm pseriously running out of clothes here ). Luckily Matt was home by this time and went with me--the basket was so heavy we had to each grab a handle.

What a day

[curlyfries]

I'm confuzzled about this Soozle news I was over on FB and musta missed it.

Youse guys are not gonna believe this--

What a day

Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB

Are you sure your not reaching a flipover????

You could blame it on Kerreign.

[jerseyangel]

Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB

Are you sure your not reaching a flipover????

You could blame it on Kerreign.

I saw all the sofa/loveseat talk--ahhhhh, a pm--that explains it

Somebody's got a big phlipover workin', thats fer dang sure!

Going to check Kherrighn's post count and head to bed

[elye]

Just checked in @ The Quest site..... . . .. .....Michelle scratched at the Dawson City checkpoint.

She arrived there with only eight dogs pulling - - the minimum number allowed to continue - - after having to drop six dogs up to that point. It becomes a tough haul for only eight or nine dogs, but many mushers push on and try to keep their team in the race. Michelle just isn't the type to do this.... . . . ...I know how badly she wanted to complete this event, but she would never want it badly enough to risk injuring or exhausting her beloved dogs.

Next year!

[kareng]

Man

Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;

to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions

and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It

[jerseyangel]

It

[psawyer]

Just checked in @ The Quest site..... . . .. .....Michelle scratched at the Dawson City checkpoint.

Is she still planning to do the Iditarod?

[elye]

Is she still planning to do the Iditarod?

Yes! Will and I were talking about it, and we figure that the fact that she's got the Iditarod in three weeks was likely a big reason for her pulling out of this one. If her final eight dogs were her biggest and strongest, she would probably decide to end things and not put that strain on them for the final, what.... . . . .....thousand kilometres?.. . ...

Hope her dogs are okay... . . . . .. and hope she's not too disappointed.. . . . . ...

[celiac-mommy]

Soozle was talking about her sofa and somebody mentioned something about a "loveseat", so I asked if there was something she needed to tell us. So she sent me a pm. It's hush hush on FB

Not too hush hush.... Didja see the stuff about her trip? Sounded like Jess's 3rd date...

This is true!

Wodka too