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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

Big mother Patteigh spreading her wings over her brood again :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Big mother Patteigh spreading her wings over her brood again :lol:

:D :D :D

kareng Grand Master

Tis so true! Mark and I are about to take the bull by the horns, steppin outta the box, so to speak. Ya only live once :D

The house is a good idea but I was hoping for something a bit spicier!

Sex changes

Maybe a degree in animal husbandry

Popping out of presents at bachelor parties

elye Community Regular

I feel I should also mention that since we are right out side of NYC, we can get a house down there and a small apartment here for as much or less than a home here. Not to mention phamily dinners at me house again.

:D Wackadoodle :D

......And ALSO not to mention that you are even closer to me, now, Patteigh... . .closer than when we had to drive all the way to PHILLY to see you...... .You're only nine hours away, now! And we keep talking about doing NYC again.. . . ..;)B)

The house is a good idea but I was hoping for something a bit spicier!

Sex changes

Maybe a degree in animal husbandry

Popping out of presents at bachelor parties

I was thinking more penis slings, anal glands and ballcocks. . . .... suspecting perhaps Patteigh was heading out to pick some o' these up.. . ...

Jestgar Rising Star

We decided to buy one where our hearts are (the town the kids live in) and keep a small apartment here.

oooooo which one is gonna be the 'love nest' decked out with a pink heart-shaped bed and the ho' tub right in the room?

jerseyangel Proficient

The house is a good idea but I was hoping for something a bit spicier!

We were literally thisclose to buying a property here. The dickering back and forth was proceeding, and we kinda looked at each other as if to say--WIH are we doing ? :lol:

I said "dickering" :P

You're only nine hours away, now! And we keep talking about doing NYC again.. . . ..;)B)

Yes!!! I'd love to see youse guys again!! :D

oooooo which one is gonna be the 'love nest' decked out with a pink heart-shaped bed and the ho' tub right in the room?

Perhaps a tasteful stripper pole too? Gotta be the apartment B)

Jestgar Rising Star

I said "dickering" :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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kareng Grand Master

Sitting at Robotics. Not much going on. Every team is just working on the bots. Kids playing a Ninja Freeze game. Perhaps, when Patti gets out of her box, she can join in?

jerseyangel Proficient

Sitting at Robotics. Not much going on. Every team is just working on the bots. Kids playing a Ninja Freeze game. Perhaps, when Patti gets out of her box, she can join in?

Yeah baby--I'm outta the box and up fer it :D

elye Community Regular

Kids playing a Ninja Freeze game. Perhaps, when Patti gets out of her box, she can join in?

Yeah baby--I'm outta the box and up fer it :D

Um.. . . .Patteigh.. . . .....just a heads-up.. . :unsure:.. . . .these are kids, so....... ..leave the ballcocks et al at home... . .. . .

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Um.. . . .Patteigh.. . . .....just a heads-up.. . :unsure:.. . . .these are kids, so....... ..leave the ballcocks et al at home... . .. . .

Yikes!! Thanks fer reminding me--I was gonna ask if I could borrow yer peni earrings :o

:lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient

Ye gods, Patteigh's dickering with teenage ballcocks right outta da box :huh: T'is a bit much !!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ye gods, Patteigh's dickering with teenage ballcocks right outta da box :huh: T'is a bit much !!!

OMG!!! *snoort* :lol:

I'm outta control :o :o :o

kareng Grand Master

Still sitting here waiting for the powers that be to figure out how to make the main communication/ control system work.

elye Community Regular

Still sitting here waiting for the powers that be to figure out how to make the main communication/ control system work.

Dear gawd.. . .....story of my life... . ....how in hell does my main control system work?? Why is my house always dirty, my stomach always sticking out, my kids always yelling at each other... . ......what's the default? Who do I call??

:rolleyes:

etta694 Explorer
:)
jerseyangel Proficient

:)

Hi Etta--welcome! :D

Jestgar Rising Star

:)

woot!! anuther critter in the pack!

mushroom Proficient

A letta to etta - hope you get betta :D ; go for a walk with your setta and getta some feta.. Stay outta debta and if you has a kitty then petta. :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Dear gawd.. . .....story of my life... . ....how in hell does my main control system work?? Why is my house always dirty, my stomach always sticking out, my kids always yelling at each other... . ......what's the default? Who do I call??

:rolleyes:

:)

They finally got it working. The only problem is that today was practice matches. Only about 10 of the 60 were able to work once.

Hi miss Chinchilla! Love the chinchillas! So soft you almost can't feel them.

elye Community Regular

Ohhhh, dear. . . . .. . . :unsure: :unsure: :unsure::(

Horrific earthquake on the northeast coast of Japan that has massive tsunami warnings affecting all countries of the Pacific Rim.. . . ..

I'm thinking immediately of our Rah-shyellle, who just got to Hawaii and would have been evacuated a few hours ago... . . ...the waves are expected to hit there within the next half-hour..... . . ..are Soooozle and Jooodie on or near the coast? Don't believe so... . . ....Shrooomie, youse guys are bracing for another bit of earthly sublimity, as are the Aussies....

Gawd, so many potentially effected.. . . . ..

Gnick, you're safe way over and up there! And I am, but my relatives out in Victoria have likely evacuated...

Jestgar Rising Star

for the northwest, but I'm sure you can make it go down the coast. Open Original Shared Link

Wonder how many of my Asian classmates will miss the test today. :( Hope all their families are okay.

jerseyangel Proficient

Good heavens--hope Em's relatives, Jess's classmates, Rachelle, and all involved are ok :( So scary!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Loooooooong night. Waiting for an all clear, but bc of the aftershocks, it might not happen until tomorrow morning. I'm not sure what I should be doing-stay in the house or walk into town. Obviously I won't be going to the beach, but I'd like to get out and around. I'm playing bingo with a 4yo right now ;)

Praying for all those affected. This is really bad :(

mushroom Proficient

It kind of puts our little quiver into perspective :unsure:

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