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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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So that's what an F cup looks like :blink: :blink:

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Do we need to send you a camera and some film? B)

Holy Moly G.F. ! You are certainly dating yourself. :o

pricklypear1971 Community Regular
pricklypear1971
Posted

So that's what an F cup looks like :blink: :blink:

No, that's just a C.

BIGGER.

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted
Brassiere, you hold the ones I love so dear! baritone voice

I was feeling (yes "feeling") bit left out of this.

So I went walkabout here on Sesame Street without finding a lingerie shop. I went diving through the trash in my garbage can, but the only cups I found were empty ones from some place called "Starbucks." Does an "F cup" contain Frappuccino? Maybe a "G cup" has Gelato?

To understand all of this, I will need pictures, as GF suggested.

pricklypear1971 Community Regular
pricklypear1971
Posted

I was feeling (yes "feeling") bit left out of this.

So I went walkabout here on Sesame Street without finding a lingerie shop. I went diving through the trash in my garbage can, but the only cups I found were empty ones from some place called "Starbucks." Does an "F cup" contain Frappuccino? Maybe a "G cup" has Gelato?

To understand all of this, I will need pictures, as GF suggested.

F cup on the left. C cup on the right.

http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/451770644_1/Plus-size-bra-E-F-G-cup-wholesale-and-retail-Hot-Sports-bra-Lacy-soft-cup.webp

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Sorry Oscar, you just don't seem to get the picture <_<

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Here's a way to keep those big girls cool!

Open Original Shared Link

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pricklypear1971 Community Regular
pricklypear1971
Posted

Here's a way to keep those big girls cool!

Open Original Shared Link

That could come on handy during hot flashes.

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

:lol: :lol:

Okay.... . ..Prickly has spilled the beans, so I feel that I can now put out the requested photo:

900-moobs.webp

OH good grief M-Lee, please no more pictures! Sorry I asked Prickly! :o

Holy Moly G.F. ! You are certainly dating yourself. :o

Ha Ha, could be. I have an old large format plate camera. Don't use it much but they are really nice by comparison to modern ones. Wood and brass just have a nice look together.

Here's a way to keep those big girls cool!

Open Original Shared Link

I'll defo send my sister in New Mexico this link. She says it gets a tad warm out there..

Oscar, beware the pictures! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Happy Mom's day to all you Moms!!

Went on a hike yesterday that was supposed to be just a walk in the woods, but there was still snow - and ice. Everyone fell at least once, including me, and I smacked my elbow and can't really use my arm. The Pirate had to make dinner last night. T'was beautiful though.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Happy Mom's day to all you Moms!!

Went on a hike yesterday that was supposed to be just a walk in the woods, but there was still snow - and ice. Everyone fell at least once, including me, and I smacked my elbow and can't really use my arm. The Pirate had to make dinner last night. T'was beautiful though.

Hey! You can get one of them there ice bras and use it like a sling for your elbow!

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone ever get the irrational fear that the little squiggly red line that lives under anything the autocorrect doesn't like will somehow be translated to your post against your will? .......

:ph34r:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey! You can get one of them there ice bras and use it like a sling for your elbow!

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone ever get the irrational fear that the little squiggly red line that lives under anything the autocorrect doesn't like will somehow be translated to your post against your will? .......

:ph34r:

I don't worry about my posts...I can see how they turn out. It's the emails! I send them and who knows what that red squiggle is doing in transit! :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

My favorite is the auto-correct, because certainly I couldn't have a friend named 'Marijane', I must have meant 'Marijuana".

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I really like the automatic C.com auto-correct, that has had me say things like, "I gave my sister some celiac diseases that feature great, ripped dance tunes"... . . ... :huh:

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I really like the automatic C.com auto-correct, that has had me say things like, "I gave my sister some celiac diseases that feature great, ripped dance tunes"... . . ... :huh:

:rolleyes:

even better is: "My gluten-free loved her celiac disease."

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

:angry:

Got glutened yesterday by poor overworked waitress at a restaurant I had no business being in on Mother's Day.... tomorrow oughta be interesting. I haven't been glutened in over a year. Hopefully I won't wander into traffic or anything too hazardous....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Yesterday I potted a bunch of tomato plants from the store. Many were twins or triplets so I divided them all up. Now I (hopefully) have 6 cherry tomato plants and 7 early girls. Then I spent the rest of the afternoon with a broom and a bottle of cider keeping the chickens from eating the tomato plants. :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Fence time, baby!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Are you suggesting that I can't be trusted with a broom after a few drinks? That mayhap I'll tie a long black coat around my neck like a cape and run up and down the streets astride my broom cackling??

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Are you suggesting that I can't be trusted with a broom after a few drinks? That mayhap I'll tie a long black coat around my neck like a cape and run up and down the streets astride my broom cackling??

Not a'tall, just figured what with all the cackling and broom riding then your poor defenseless tomato plants would be all by theirselves with the horde of chickens closing in!!!

pricklypear1971 Community Regular
pricklypear1971
Posted

Yesterday I potted a bunch of tomato plants from the store. Many were twins or triplets so I divided them all up. Now I (hopefully) have 6 cherry tomato plants and 7 early girls. Then I spent the rest of the afternoon with a broom and a bottle of cider keeping the chickens from eating the tomato plants. :blink:

Chicken salad, toasted chicken, fried chicken, chicken soup, stuffed chicken breasts....

KIDDING.

You're going to need a lot of cider (and a few brooms) or some chicken wire for a fence,

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Either good fencing, or at some point the neighbors will set up lawn chairs facing my house and spend their afternoons with a beverage watching me.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Either good fencing, or at some point the neighbors will set up lawn chairs facing my house and spend their afternoons with a beverage watching me.

I am enjoying the thought of you, the tomato plants, & the chickens! You got an extra cider? Cooper & I will give you a break.

The chickens would probably terrify the poor dog. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

What in hell. .. ...can you not TRAIN chickens? Place them in the neutral, relaxed position, slowly step back a few feet, put up your hand, palm facing them, and in your stern, command voice, loudly say, "stay". You could gradually get them to perform a "long stay", and then they could be out near the tomato plants for extended periods with no worries.

Then you could train them to "come".... . . .."heel".... .. ..."roll over".....

"Shake a paw claw".. . . ....

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

I wonder if they would be easier to train than cats.

We have just the one at home at the moment. She is trained to respond to the command "In!" to go back into the house from the deck. Oliver would too, when he was still with us.

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