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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:
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mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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Just as my beloved Giants start Game One of the World Series??? :unsure: I won't be there, but I will raise my glass Oh, wait, that's tomorra :lol: :lol:

GO GIANTS!!!!!

I have to cheer for the TIGERS! But I always raise a toast for you sillies!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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the soup was good, now i feel like i'm gonna pop. I shouldn't have had a second small bowl. :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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SO does anyone have any guilty secrets when messing with food? FOr example, i'll sometimes take a small spoonful of brown sugar for myself after adding it to a dish. Another would be a small spoonful of peanut butter when fixing a samwhich. :lol:

My mom always gave us the hard bits of brown sugar when cooking. I think you are supposed to eat them.

:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:

It makes the food taste better.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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It makes the food taste better.

Well, this lasagna's gonna be AMAZING!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:

I think you are my new best friend :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I think you are my new best friend :D

Bunny! You didn't say you were texting Rachelle! :ph34r:

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VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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:unsure: So I went to work, and then three back to back karate classes... did I miss anything? :rolleyes:
celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Bunny! You didn't say you were texting Rachelle! :ph34r:

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oops!! :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:unsure: So I went to work, and then three back to back karate classes... did I miss anything? :rolleyes:

Nope, just another day at the shop:)

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Oh how i wish i could do a martial art. We couldn't do it when i was younger (yet all my friends were able to <_<) and i can't do so now because of my knees (aren't alined properly with my body it seems). So yeah :(

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well now.....:)

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Nope, just another day at the shop:)

I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

I figured you had read it:).

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

Really? That's the euphemism you wanna use right there?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

So you got a good look at em eh?!?! :D

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
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Really? That's the euphemism you wanna use right there?

:ph34r:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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So you got a good look at em eh?!?! :D

Maybe.... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

(We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?

Does this training involve a flowchart?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Maybe.... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

(We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?)

Yeah, and how long did that lesson really last??

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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An hour. Then we had pie that I totally bombed. Hence the cheesecake and lasagna for tomorrow- need to make up for my fail.

Down Petre!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Ugh, i haveta go to bed else i won't be able to function tommorow. Night guys :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I do trust that these are gluten free cooking lessons, my deah!! And all this talk about thumbs and sticking it out sounds raaather unseemly after a British dinner service :P Besides, I have been reading Isabel Allende (Island Beneath the Sea) and am steeped in 18th century manners (which were not so good behind the curtains :P or in the dark of nights :ph34r: ) which became the darks of days.....

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Bah, a part of my gum between my two back teeth is screaming. I first thought i had gotten somehting in there (I floss in the morning and i checked last night), and i guess i did. Tried to get it out, nope, not happenin. Those two teeth sort of have a small gap.

Every time i go to the dentist, they hit that spot and i just wanna scream. They know about it and say its fine but still. Its an area where i'm convinced got cut because of all the metal in my mouth at one point (i had braces for 8 years plus bands and other bad stuff). -sigh-

What a way to start the day, huh?

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