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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:

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Just as my beloved Giants start Game One of the World Series??? :unsure: I won't be there, but I will raise my glass Oh, wait, that's tomorra :lol: :lol:

GO GIANTS!!!!!

I have to cheer for the TIGERS! But I always raise a toast for you sillies!

shadowicewolf Proficient

the soup was good, now i feel like i'm gonna pop. I shouldn't have had a second small bowl. :D

kareng Grand Master

SO does anyone have any guilty secrets when messing with food? FOr example, i'll sometimes take a small spoonful of brown sugar for myself after adding it to a dish. Another would be a small spoonful of peanut butter when fixing a samwhich. :lol:

My mom always gave us the hard bits of brown sugar when cooking. I think you are supposed to eat them.

:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:

It makes the food taste better.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

It makes the food taste better.

Well, this lasagna's gonna be AMAZING!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

:ph34r: Does sexy texting while making lasagna count?.... :ph34r:

I think you are my new best friend :D

kareng Grand Master

I think you are my new best friend :D

Bunny! You didn't say you were texting Rachelle! :ph34r:


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:unsure: So I went to work, and then three back to back karate classes... did I miss anything? :rolleyes:
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Bunny! You didn't say you were texting Rachelle! :ph34r:

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oops!! :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

:unsure: So I went to work, and then three back to back karate classes... did I miss anything? :rolleyes:

Nope, just another day at the shop:)

shadowicewolf Proficient

Oh how i wish i could do a martial art. We couldn't do it when i was younger (yet all my friends were able to <_<) and i can't do so now because of my knees (aren't alined properly with my body it seems). So yeah :(

jerseyangel Proficient

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well now.....:)

VydorScope Proficient

Nope, just another day at the shop:)

I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

I figured you had read it:).

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I actually read it all. :P Not sure I wanted to know about swishing biscuits coming out the wrong end and all that, but I stuck it out! :blink:

Really? That's the euphemism you wanna use right there?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Was not texting Raysheeelle, was texting man with large thumbs.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

So you got a good look at em eh?!?! :D

Oscar Apprentice

Really? That's the euphemism you wanna use right there?

:ph34r:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

So you got a good look at em eh?!?! :D

Maybe.... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

(We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?)

psawyer Proficient
We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?

Does this training involve a flowchart?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Maybe.... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

(We was training! Was showing me what to do with hands! How I not notice?)

Yeah, and how long did that lesson really last??

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

An hour. Then we had pie that I totally bombed. Hence the cheesecake and lasagna for tomorrow- need to make up for my fail.

Down Petre!

shadowicewolf Proficient

Ugh, i haveta go to bed else i won't be able to function tommorow. Night guys :D

mushroom Proficient

I do trust that these are gluten free cooking lessons, my deah!! And all this talk about thumbs and sticking it out sounds raaather unseemly after a British dinner service :P Besides, I have been reading Isabel Allende (Island Beneath the Sea) and am steeped in 18th century manners (which were not so good behind the curtains :P or in the dark of nights :ph34r: ) which became the darks of days.....

shadowicewolf Proficient

Bah, a part of my gum between my two back teeth is screaming. I first thought i had gotten somehting in there (I floss in the morning and i checked last night), and i guess i did. Tried to get it out, nope, not happenin. Those two teeth sort of have a small gap.

Every time i go to the dentist, they hit that spot and i just wanna scream. They know about it and say its fine but still. Its an area where i'm convinced got cut because of all the metal in my mouth at one point (i had braces for 8 years plus bands and other bad stuff). -sigh-

What a way to start the day, huh?

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