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Jestgar Rising Star

Hope you are stocked up on the wine, Jess!

Balckberry brandy, plum brandy, vodka...


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jerseyangel Proficient

Riiiiiggggghhhhhhhht . . . Got that car fixed yet, Patti? . . . :rolleyes:

Now Jan-it, don't be psillie! Jess lives much too far away for me to drive. I shall phly. B)

Balckberry brandy, plum brandy, vodka...

That will do, if push comes to shove we can drizzle some over ice cream :D

tom Contributor

Vote . . check.

No line! I'd allotted energy for a line! So I popped over to a nearby guitar store to check out some hollow-bodied electrics. Want want want. "With prices like THESE, it's a mistake to NOT buy!"

While some political scientists may have their own arguments to abolish the electoral college, I had to laugh at a headline lets_kill_the_electoral_college_so_we_never_have_to_pay_attention_to_ohio_and_florida_again/

It does sound nice, in that respect.

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Morning. Woke early here. I'm sure you lot were supposed to be having a party or something. I fell asleep listening to the radio and was woken by some mad screaming at 4.15 my time.

Have a good day y'all

I'm planning to have a schplended one

VydorScope Proficient

So now the political ads and calls will stop for a few more years! No matter who you voted for, thats gotta be great news this morning! :)

jerseyangel Proficient

So now the political ads and calls will stop for a few more years! No matter who you voted for, thats gotta be great news this morning! :)

True dat!

Jestgar Rising Star

oohhh. I need to "harvest" some signs tonight before they disappear.


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jerseyangel Proficient

oohhh. I need to "harvest" some signs tonight before they disappear.

Hee!

Jestgar Rising Star

Well, they're done with them,and I need a trellis for next year's peas.

jerseyangel Proficient

Well, they're done with them,and I need a trellis for next year's peas.

Put 'em to good use-- I like it:)

Lisa Mentor

Well, they're done with them,and I need a trellis for next year's peas.

Or a frame for the manure....chicken manure. :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Well, they're done with them,and I need a trellis for next year's peas.

recycling at it's best

jerseyangel Proficient

Was eating lunch, suddenly started coughing and salad came out my nose :(:lol:

It is snowing! :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

Was eating lunch, suddenly started coughing and salad came out my nose :(:lol:

It is snowing! :unsure:

:blink: Snowing salad from your nose?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I threw up after my colonoscopy and creamed graham cracker came out

my nose. I think you win. :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast

ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . you guys are gross

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

oohhh. I need to "harvest" some signs tonight before they disappear.

I harvested 3 last night! Using them for parking signs for a robotics event. Probably cover them but might be fun to tell peopleto park in the Romney or Delaney lot.

elye Community Regular

Was eating lunch, suddenly started coughing and salad came out my nose :(:lol:

OMG. .. . like, a piece of lettuce came out yer nose??.. . . ... :unsure: .. .canna picture this....(mercifully)...

shadowicewolf Proficient

Oh i hate that :( I've done it with water and i've had things stuck half way (uggggggh).....

At any rate i've regi'd for next semester 21 credits... me thinks i've lost my mind.

kareng Grand Master

Oh i hate that :( I've done it with water and i've had things stuck half way (uggggggh).....

At any rate i've regi'd for next semester 21 credits... me thinks i've lost my mind.

n

Unless 8 of those hours are meditation and intertube water polo, you have lost your mind.

I have been searching for "coffee stirrers". You know the little straws or even better, the little sticks you stir a cup of coffee with? They only exist at Starbucks? Not at Costco, Walmart, a grocery store,Target, office supply store (they have cups and coffee makers) or Bed, Bath & Beyond. Guy at BB&B suggested i get the craft popsicle sticks.

Jestgar Rising Star

Or cocktail swords.

umbrellas

pepperoni sticks

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Was eating lunch, suddenly started coughing and salad came out my nose :(:lol:

:blink: Snowing salad from your nose?

:lol: Hi Psills, I have missed you guys, checked in today and found this. I see nothing's changed ;)

Um......ALSO I heard that there has been a HUGE phlipover and the storm is Pads' fault ?!?!?!? Is this TWUE? my god.....this is now a SuperThread.......have three years of catching up to do.....omg :lol:

CARRY ON SILLS!!! gotta do a bunch of yard work today, if I can start my lawnmower (have thrown my neck out doing this, record number of pulls on that cord was about - 58, I think? blasted old thing).

HOW IS EVERYONE????? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE in THE 'VILLE ??!?!?!?!?

:)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I see we've gone all techno-savvy here.....I don't even know how to POST any more???? :blink: reply to quotes? quote replies? WHA???? :unsure:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Psuezzle! HI! Can't help you with the tech stuff.....

shadowicewolf Proficient

2 upper level history, 2 upper level anthropology, an astrology corse, a philosophy course, and a poli sci course.

-sigh-

Well... it shouldn't be too bad, i'll still have my fridays free... buuuuuut 9-2 on mondays, 9-4 on weds, tue is like 8-4? and thurs is 8-7:30....

There are breaks in there, but i can't remmebr off the top of my head.

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