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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Why yes! I believe those TV programMEs entitled ''When weather goes bad'' (and such like) are always clips from America :rolleyes:

...Oh, Don't get Tom started...

Only in America.......... :lol:

hmmm, no science.....

My goal for the coming current year is to learn biostatistics. Can I impose that?

Gaaaahhh! Negative! Thou dassent!! Or doth not!! Or dwillent!!

Biographies, absolutely.

Biopedal creatures, most welcoming.

Bioethics, worthy of much discussion here.

Biofeedback, we can all learn and practice together.

Biorhythms, completely acceptable and relevant here.

But NO BIOSTATISTICS!! NO MATHY THINGS!!


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Mtndog Collaborator
Hi all, well, have some disturbing news to report.

My cat, Delilah, ripped open an abcess on her face (beyond disgusting, although no where near 7 feet of tapeworm) so I took her to the vet. He took her into the back room to clean her up, and came back in a few mnutes later to say: You might want to think about changing the name because Delilah is, <deep breath> a boy.

Yes, my poor cat is gender confused. Although this goes a long way towards explaining her his behaviour problems.

So now we're working on repairing his self esteem, acknowledging his (huevoless) manliness and changing our pronoun useage.

sigh

Oh...poor Delilah/Samson. From abcess to transgender...KITTY THERAPY needed. Or perhaps Delilah will be comfortable in her (his?) metrosexuality!

Splendid form tonight, sillies!!!! Impressively mirthy. Outstanding jocularity. Irrepressible frivolity. I've been using the thesaurus on dictionary.com, can you tell? . . . Hey, put away that red pen, I do NOT write like a Yeti!

Miss Janet- I DO DECLARE- excellent verbiage. :lol:

No one will love you like we do (said very seriously - with straight face)

that's right and DON'T YOU FORGET IT or the yeti will stalk you for life :o:P

Man, that creature was like a symphony on ice...I could not believe the grace. Like nothing we've EVER seen, in our parade, at Amanda's wedding, in the hottub, or as Santa. Made it look so effortless. It seemed like the Forrest Gump syndrome--I simply jelled into his caged-up, visored face as he was being shoved out onto the ice, "Okay, yeti!! You gotta stop, I mean annihilate, every single little black thing that's fired at you!! DO IT FOR THE TEAM, MY BOY!" ...and he did. Ask him to do something, he will just do it.

It may have helped that I mentioned a trip back to Jess's lab if any pucks were let in...

:ph34r:

Heaven forbid!! Those massive, crooked fangs were absolutely pivotal in his sensational save record. He caught more pucks than I catch breaks.

Don't mess with success!!

OMG- he almost sounded sexy (like a Cam Neeley) until I remembered he had fangs. Cam Neeley did NOT have fangs. Saw him in a bar once in Boston after a Bruins game and almost lost my sweater (I seem to have these kinds of problems when drdinking). For those of you not familiar: Open Original Shared Link

Anyone notice that his wife looks a lot like...hmmm...I don't know...maybe ME? :P

Peanuts ... or balls ... in Spanish.

I thought it was CAJONES???????????

OMg Susie, take care of yourself. I was watching the new last night and saw that storm heading your way....Want to fly to a much sweeter place? We have heaps of chocolate here :)

Yes Susie- I am scarred for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 80 MPH winds in SF????

spurious post to flip the page before tom

All hail QUEEN JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Dear Queen Jess- I like science and statistics (please don't tell anyone :ph34r: :ph34r: )

Oh and I still have to explain my Farts Like Machine one of these days.

jerseyangel Proficient
Anyone notice that his wife looks a lot like...hmmm...I don't know...maybe ME? :P

OMG--she does!!!!!!!

Lucky her ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
But NO BIOSTATISTICS!! NO MATHY THINGS!!

Oh come on! We can discuss the relative importance of kurtosis on interpretation of results and stuff

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh and I still have to explain my Farts Like Machine one of these days.

Oh yes--tell that story :P

Oh come on! We can discuss the relative importance of kurtosis on interpretation of results and stuff

:blink::unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast

OH! OH! OH! Jess!!!!!! You should declare a reign of musicals!!!! All your subjects shall sing everyday to the musical of YOUR choice!!!! (Get ready, Susie . . . heeheehee)


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OH! OH! OH! Jess!!!!!! You should declare a reign of musicals!!!! All your subjects shall sing everyday to the musical of YOUR choice!!!! (Get ready, Susie . . . heeheehee)

OH OH!!! Science musicals!!

Everyone start here: Open Original Shared Link

(I am such a nerd)

CarlaB Enthusiast
hmmm, no science.....

My goal for the coming current year is to learn biostatistics. Can I impose that?

Um, no.

I thought it was CAJONES???????????

yeah, but someone mentioned fuzzy peanuts .. cacahuetes is peanuts .... seems more fitting for a kitty, LOL. Plus, it's a fun word to say.

Oh, and if you really love to hate musicals, you must see Sweeney Todd ... the most horrible, disgusting show I have ever seen .... and it's a musical .... gross.

elye Community Regular
OMG- he almost sounded sexy (like a Cam Neeley) until I remembered he had fangs.

He looked enormous and scary, two very valuable attributes as a goalie on a junior team. Sexy...nah. But, judge for yourself: one of the parents snapped a photo of our yeti as he was scrambling about, doing his magic:

http://www.legendsofhockey.net/graphgallery/MSgallery29.webp

CarlaB Enthusiast

PS the other word is cojones ... and yeah, it's the right word ....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK, just to round things out . . . MATHs!!!! MATHs!!!! EXPERIMENTS!!!!! SPREADSHEETS!!! SUDOKUS!!!!

good GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously Janet hasn't seen this list - -

THINGS THEY DO IN HELL:

1. Sudoku

2. watch Moulin Rouge

3. watch Chicago.

4. SUDOKU

5. spreadsheets

6. mennonite committee meetings

7. SUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU

8. vacuum

:o

Spellin', Grammer, an PunkShu-ashun Opshunal

gahhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol:

LA, LA, LA, LALALALALAL I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah! What SHE said!

Yes Susie- I am scarred for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 80 MPH winds in SF????

OMG - just found out I might be going OUT tonight in this weather. ZOIGS!

and OMG.......I am now in love with this HOTTIE Cam Neely - - who knew?????????? Yes, I too would lose my sweater upon sighting him in a bar.........

Oh come on! We can discuss the relative importance of kurtosis on interpretation of results and stuff

oh, like THAT's anything new? Shyeah, I do that ALL the time on my other silly threadS

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
oh, like THAT's anything new? Shyeah, I do that ALL the time on my other silly threadS

Ok...now you're just toying with me....

Jestgar Rising Star
good GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously Janet hasn't seen this list - -

THINGS THEY DO IN HELL:

1. Sudoku

2. watch Moulin Rouge

3. watch Chicago.

4. SUDOKU

5. spreadsheets

6. mennonite committee meetings

7. SUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU

8. vacuum

sigh I love all those things

well, except for vacuuming

tom Contributor
NO MATHS! NO MATHS!!

If the Queen wants equations, she GETS equations!

From Pythagorean to Schr

~alex~ Explorer

Wow a new queen! Very exciting.

I'm down with biostats and maths of all kind but I take exception to pipettes. I learned during my 4th year research project that micropipettes and I do not get along. Many a time I wanted to pelt them against the wall.

P.S. -- Queen Jess, the picture of your niece is pretty much the cutest things I've ever seen!

6. mennonite committee meetings

Sounds like a very intriguing and random thing that takes place in hell.

Darn210 Enthusiast
OH OH!!! Science musicals!!

Everyone start here: Open Original Shared Link

(I am such a nerd)

:lol::lol:

And we can wear these Open Original Shared Link but we will have to find someplace else to get them as this particular vedor is SOLD OUT - I guess they must be pretty popular, huh?

Darn210 Enthusiast
<wincing> Yeahhhhhhh .. .. .. . I know I saw it around. At one point, it appeared John's mom was looking to fashion a TP roll holder out of it :o , but now I'm wondering whether it may have gotten packed away w/ the little one's array of princess gear, awaiting testing for chinese lead. :ph34r:

Anybody else picturing Tom playing Open Original Shared Link. (It's a board game for those that don't know). I just hope he played it with a neice or his roomate's daughter and NOT with a bunch of other 40-year old men.

elye Community Regular
If the Queen wants equations, she GETS equations!

Our contrarian grammarians must submit to Her Royal Wishes. :P

Grumble....grumble....*#*!!#@#!!...

I just wanna dangle some participles.....

<wincing> Yeahhhhhhh .. .. .. . I know I saw it around. At one point, it appeared John's mom was looking to fashion a TP roll holder out of it :o , but now I'm wondering whether it may have gotten packed away w/ the little one's array of princess gear, awaiting testing for chinese lead. :ph34r:

Mygawd....could it be a Canton factory recall?!!...Tom, how much did you play with this thing over the holidays? Think about it...all of your allergic-type nausea and illness that you fretted about?...Perhaps not crumbs from your sister's kitchen...

I learned during my 4th year research project that micropipettes and I do not get along. Many a time I wanted to pelt them against the wall.

Micropipettes....sounds like something we wore in the eighties with our legwarmers... :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
sigh I love all those things

I never pictured you as a Mennonite.

Mtndog Collaborator

Patti- You are MUCH too kind. Unfortunately, Open Original Shared Link

OH! OH! OH! Jess!!!!!! You should declare a reign of musicals!!!! All your subjects shall sing everyday to the musical of YOUR choice!!!! (Get ready, Susie . . . heeheehee)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH OH!!! Science musicals!!

Everyone start here: Open Original Shared Link

(I am such a nerd)

Ba Ha Ha!!!!!!!! I like Conjunction Junction better!

He looked enormous and scary, two very valuable attributes as a goalie on a junior team. Sexy...nah. But, judge for yourself: one of the parents snapped a photo of our yeti as he was scrambling about, doing his magic:

http://www.legendsofhockey.net/graphgallery/MSgallery29.webp

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

good GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously Janet hasn't seen this list - -

THINGS THEY DO IN HELL:

1. Sudoku

2. watch Moulin Rouge

3. watch Chicago.

4. SUDOKU

5. spreadsheets

6. mennonite committee meetings

7. SUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU

8. vacuum

and OMG.......I am now in love with this HOTTIE Cam Neely - - who knew?????????? Yes, I too would lose my sweater upon sighting him in a bar.........

Yes on all of the above!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Cam is yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
<wincing> Yeahhhhhhh .. .. .. . I know I saw it around. At one point, it appeared John's mom was looking to fashion a TP roll holder out of it :o , but now I'm wondering whether it may have gotten packed away w/ the little one's array of princess gear, awaiting testing for chinese lead. :ph34r:

gahhhhhh :lol: Must test the sceptRE for the chinese lead.........would not a'tall be good on toilet paper holder and then, imbued into the TP, and hence, lead touching the nether regions :o

Sounds like a very intriguing and random thing that takes place in hell.

:lol: yes, 'tis. I worked at a Mennonite college for two years and lemme tell ya, the VERY FREQUENT and obscenely-prolonged meetings were hell. *yawn*

Oh, except, they always had lovely pastries. :( Damn, I do miss those!!!!!!!!

Anybody else picturing Tom playing <a href="Open Original Shared Link Advertisement/Pretty-Princess-Dress-Up-Board-Game/dp/B00000IWHP" target="external ugc nofollow">Pretty Pretty Princess</a>. (It's a board game for those that don't know). I just hope he played it with a neice or his roomate's daughter and NOT with a bunch of other 40-year old men.

*snoroooooort*

:lol:

Grumble....grumble....*#*!!#@#!!...

I just wanna dangle some participles.....

HEAR, HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P me too! Hell, I"ll just take a gander at ANYthing dangling at this point.

:ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: <did I SAY that?>

WHO SAID micropipettes? I was quoting things and it all went terribly awry.

v. funny :lol:

OMG - must drive across town - 'tis confirmed - I AM going out. :blink:

During the worst storm of the year.

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wish me luck, sillies. Oh, must say collective prayers that I meet a DELICIOUS, erudite, altruistic, YUMMY-SMELLING, NON-CLINGY and WICKEDLY SILLY adult male.

<don't miracles happen?>

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Say, here's a thing I've long wondered about.

How come things come up as "lame advertisement?" WTH is that? People put up certain things and then......that's what it says.

:lol:

Crazy.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti- You are MUCH too kind. Unfortunately, Open Original Shared Link

:lol: You found a picture of her butt :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Say, here's a thing I've long wondered about.

How come things come up as "lame advertisement?" WTH is that? People put up certain things and then......that's what it says.

:lol:

Crazy.

Yes, I noticed when you quoted me that my link had gone awry. That had been a link to show you what Pretty Pretty Princess was. That's happened to me before . . . sorry forgot to double check to make sure my link worked. And I want to say that both times it was when I was trying to link to amazon. . . hmmm. . . . and there's Peter, so let's ask . . .

Why does that do that, Peter?

BTW, I fixed the link in case anybody would like to get themselves the game . . .

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