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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
What a busy day we're having in our little corner of the world!

:lol: Yes, serious and phunny, all at once, as only the SILLIES can do!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - 7 guests - a record - wonder if any of them are my spies???????????????????? I wonder if David has now found me?????????????

:ph34r::o:huh::blink: :wackl:


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Green12 Enthusiast
Oh Wait!! I completely forgot . . . the Carla emoticon . . . :D:D:D

And this is the Annie emoticon :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Richard, I also did not do well on Prozac. It completely changed my behavior, I was not at all myself, a whole different maniac of a person that thought differently acted differently. It also made me not want to eat, I ate literally an apple a week and developed anorexia.

:o an apple a week???????????? OMG - maybe I should take another look at Prozac....trying to lose that stubborn five pounds............. :blink:

And this is the Annie emoticon :blink:

no silly, :P:wub: <----- THOSE are the Annie emoticons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I just want to help her get better...it's frightening -the change in her demeanor and her withdrawl from the world at large.

Richard, so sorry to hear about your sister :(

Like Susie my hubby's only symptom (other than being stick thin) was wild, rapid, crazy mood changes.......anti-depressants didn't seem to help (can you say manic?) and gawd knows it's always harder to get a guy to go to the docs.

He ended up having a complete breakdown.......BUT, this was actually a good thing as it got him properly medicated - - and can I just say I do NOT miss the every day emotional rollercoaster of 15 out of 20 yrs of our marriage :rolleyes: - THANKYOU evil gluten :angry:

I know it would be hard to even think about changing her diet when in that state of mind but it's worth a try??

Hope things get better for her ;)

GORGEOUS teeth Carla!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

My son has just had his new brace put on.......he still can't talk without spitting :lol: ....and I can't understand a word he says.

He has to turn a key in it once a week to widen his upper palate (ouch :( )

Oh GAD!!!....talking of teef, poor hubby had to have a tooth extracted today......t'was beyond redemption (bloomin' coeliac strikes again).....dentist said it was SO rotten he could see his jaw bone (EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!)

He has to go back to have some more out :(

Susie.....if you're gonna go for Amy's subtle eye make-up look, can I suggest you also try the bee-hive ??? (maybe the trucker like tattoos also??)........re-invent yourself!!!!!! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
:o an apple a week???????????? OMG - maybe I should take another look at Prozac....trying to lose that stubborn five pounds............. :blink:

No no no no, you do not want manic anorexia, twas a living hell.

no silly, :P:wub: <----- THOSE are the Annie emoticons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Well of course, Annie is the love bug :wub:

This is the "I smell bacon" face :blink: , or "Did someone say pancakes?" face :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:blink: :wackl:

WACKL??????????.........WTH?????? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

''Pheeling a tad 'wackl' today pholks'' :lol:

Shall we guess how old Ptaum is today??????

Lisa Mentor

Pooping in to wish tom a very happy birthday. SO...Happy Birthday Tom!


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tom Contributor

Yes, Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE!!!!!!!! :lol:

WACKL??????????.........WTH?????? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Shall we guess how old Ptaum is today??????

It says 2, but it's hard to see the addendum in invisible font.

Should've said:

2 * (jersey # of fav athlete decades ago)

Before noon and I've got THREE pages to read already??!! :wacko:

CarlaB Enthusiast

Happy Birthday Tom!!!

elye Community Regular
Notice anything different about me?????

Wow, Carla! Beautiful!! :D:D:D

Gus emoticon: :mellow: "Can we please go out? PLEASE? Can we please do something, anything?!!"

Richard, my son has responded significantly to the gluten-free diet. He was never clinically depressed, but he certainly was not a happy child, and had a great deal of anger. Away from gluten these past four months, he's a happy, coping boy. This can certainly happen with your sister. Bet it will...... :)

No no no no, you do not want manic anorexia, twas a living hell.

I'd like to be maybe a part-time anorexic. Turn it off and on every month or so, for those frequent five pounds....... <_<

Yes, Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE!!!!!!!! :lol:

Should've said:

2 * (jersey # of fav athlete decades ago)

Number two? Who was that, Ptaum?

What are you doing to celebrate?

BTW, my bruise is very dark, but not spreading any longer. Maybe a little Oprah-ish, now......

jerseyangel Proficient
BTW, my bruise is very dark, but not spreading any longer. Maybe a little Oprah-ish, now......

Maybe the next time you get dressed, you could put in a good word for us--she's a tough nut to crack on this gluten issue....

tom Contributor

Richard - I'm going to light a birthday candle, wish for your sis to decide trying gluten-free can't hurt, & blow it out.

This method CANNOT fail!!!!!!

. . ..and the phone rang. It as my sister. My dad had had a massive heart attack, and was on his way to emergency.

Yikes Em!!!!! :ph34r:

Jesus really said that? Whoa...I thought a cubit was a metric area measurement or something.

I thought a cubit was length, but :lol: only because of Bill Cosby's 'Noah' routine from the 70s, when we got our comedy on LPs. :lol:

( rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiight )

:lol:

Im-pek-WHAT-ious? This better not be from today's wordoftheday.com!!!!!

<ohhhhhhhhhhh . .. . . ..I don't like that word>

I was trying to see if there is research that showed celiac disease manifesting with depression as a symptom. She has none of the GI symptoms...

The research won't be hard to find.

I only had minor and very ignoreable symptoms only until the severe depression started in '96.

And I think it's fair to say celiac made for a lifelong mild depression prior to that.

<ahhhhh the wonders of self-medication>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Carla--Looking Great!

Happy Birthday Tom!!!!

elye Community Regular
Richard - I'm going to light a birthday candle, wish for your sis to decide trying gluten-free can't hurt, & blow it out.

This is a great wish, Tom! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

:blink: me -when I realize I have no idea how that sentence ended and what the first part of it even meant

translation?

anyone?

tom Contributor

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! :D:)

OMG - go and gitcherself some of that GrOeen Phaerie, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<_< is that pronounced groin phare-rhee? :ph34r:

<I don't think I like the sound of that> <_<

Notice anything different about me?????

:D I KNEW today was the day!

<way to be quick on the avatoofesses>

B.O.D., braces-OFF-day, is one great day. :):D

Great pic!

Prozac did nothing for me, bad or good. In fact, it was only one that didn't provide a decent 2 or 3 wks before becoming ineffective.

Only gfcfsfvfyf etc was effective. ;):)

Number two? Who was that, Ptaum?

Oops the * means 'times'. ;)

NoGluGirl Contributor

Dear tom,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :) I hope you treat yourself to something nice! Blowing out that candle for Richard's sister should help get her going on the right track. I have not been on the computer much lately, because I have been going to the hairdresser. Pulling out the black dye has taken a lot of work! :lol: Tomorrow, I will finally get to do the actual hair dying and highlights. My stylist is also doing layers to make it look fuller.

Dear Emily,

I am so sorry about your sister! :o I hope she will be alright. This is scary. Heart problems are often sudden. We will all be sending positive energy your way! The Yeti began a vigil, but I told him he cannot light the candles. He is a total klutz and will set everything afire! :lol:

Dear Richard,

I hope your sister tries the diet. It cannot hurt. We all will be more than happy to help her. I can send her my list if need be. Anything to make the transition easier!

Dear Everyone,

I cannot get into my e-mail right now. Hotmail is down. That means catching up on the OMG Thread is going to be much tougher than usual. I hope to be able to post my column tonight. I am pretty worn out from yesterday. Tomorrow will be the day of the reveal. Plus, I should have a new avatar this weekend!

Sincerely,

Jin

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Jin :D

I see you stopped by for Tom's party! Yes, do post a picture of your new 'do B) I can't wait to see it!

dlp252 Apprentice

Happy Birthday Tom!!

Maybe the next time you get dressed, you could put in a good word for us--she's a tough nut to crack on this gluten issue....

:lol: Patti said crack regarding MJ Oprah on bewtocks... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

:blink: me -when I realize I have no idea how that sentence ended and what the first part of it even meant

translation?

anyone?

This is why you must quit your job and become a full-time silly thread poster. Nobody will ask you to vary any multi avanovas here. . . 'course the pay's not too good . . . might be tough to pay the rent . . . do you have a big car that you can live in?

~alex~ Explorer
:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

:blink: me -when I realize I have no idea how that sentence ended and what the first part of it even meant

:huh: Good luck with that! :wacko:

All I know is that multivariate analysis of variance is used when you have several dependent variables.

Wilks' lambda rings a bell for MANOVA with me. But really I have no idea. Maybe look for Wilks' in your stats package. Good luck. It all sounds very painful. :blink:

elye Community Regular
...is that pronounced groin phare-rhee?

<I don't think I like the sound of that>

Well, maybe I do....

Are there groin phaeries? If so, Perhaps I can enlist help from one of them, as (yet another instance where the subjects on our thread suddenly mirror my real-life content) Sophie has come home from her school hockey tournament with--you guessed it--a pulled groin. The bane of goalies.... :( So, I be needin' some pharies with groinal experience! :rolleyes::lol:

Prozac did nothing for me, bad or good. In fact, it was only one that didn't provide a decent 2 or 3 wks before becoming ineffective.

Exactly the same situation with my mom. Her magic bullet, finally, came with Effexor. She's been on it for eight years, very successfully.

Dear Emily,

I am so sorry about your sister! :o I hope she will be alright.

No, no!........Not my sis, but thank you for the good wishes! My dad had his big cardiac arrest almost three years ago, and while he lost quite a section of working heart area, he recovered very well. we were all lucky! :)

elye Community Regular
:huh: Good luck with that! :wacko:

All I know is that multivariate analysis of variance is used when you have several dependent variables.

Wilks' lambda rings a bell for MANOVA with me. But really I have no idea. Maybe look for Wilks' in your stats package. Good luck. It all sounds very painful. :blink:

Gaaaaaaaaaahh!! :wacko::wacko::wacko:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

<Bracing myself>

2000 posts pholks :o ....................................................................................................

.....................................................................................................

...........what happens now?.....do I get a medal or somefink?

Mtndog Collaborator
:wackl:

Susie said WACKL!!!!!! Nikki had the COCKles of her heart warmed and now Susie's talking about her wackls :ph34r::o

And this is the Annie emoticon :blink:

I think Annie inherited the look from someone we know and love :P

Yes, Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE!!!!!!!! :lol:

Indeed- Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, my bruise is very dark, but not spreading any longer. Maybe a little Oprah-ish, now......

:lol: :lol: I think I'd rather be abducted by aliens! Oprah rubs me the wrong way! HARUMPH!

Richard - I'm going to light a birthday candle, wish for your sis to decide trying gluten-free can't hurt, & blow it out.

This method CANNOT fail!!!!!!

I thought a cubit was length, but :lol: only because of Bill Cosby's 'Noah' routine from the 70s, when we got our comedy on LPs. :lol:

( rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiight )

:lol:

You are sweet to make that your wish! And I LOVED Bill Cosby's Noah routine. have you heard him do

with quincy Jjones (pay no attention to random dancing man).

:huh: me -when my boss says "you can do a multivariate anova including the replicates to determine if the variance is due to..."

translation?

YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING BUT I CAN'T HEAR what you say :lol:

I think it means that you can do an analysis of variance (anova) with more than one variable to see which variable is causing the change but you NEVER heard it from me and i never Open Original Shared Link

Oh my sillies- I fear that my silliness has taken a vacation without me. Feeling all sad and out of sorts these days :( Winter doldrums? What would have been my mom's 74th birthday yesterday? Now that I'm 40, am I too old to stomp me feet and yell I WANT MY MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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