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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Mornin' Silly Wenches & Knaves!!!!!!

(the King's a tad uncomfortable w/ blanket usage of the W-word ......isn't there a negative connotation in the Real World?)

Amanda!? Shouldn't the Wegman's flyer be due out soon??????

Wench??? How did you know????

I will get to preview the flyer before it comes out and I need to get my release of photo signed but it hasn't come in the mail yet. The photographer and I spoke on Friday and he sent the photos to Rochester last Thursday and he said they came out fabtastic. I will let you all know :):) Tis Exciting!

My cats pound on the door, dancing with their legs crossed, for me to let them in to go potty.

My Cat pounds on the door because he feels left out when we go into a room and close the door.....we do this to him at night when he is making too much noise while we try to sleep. He has more human tendencies than cat....


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

I really don't think I'm buxom enough to be called a 'Wench' :angry::lol:

Doth thou dislike my dungarees?

Thou doth clothe thy naked villany in....DUNGAREES???????? :o

The fashion constabulary WILL hear about this! <even if you are king :lol: >

My cats pound on the door, dancing with their legs crossed, for me to let them in to go potty.

Yeah :lol: ....he'd LOVE to do that

He'd also like all doors and windows to be left open so he could sit half-in half-out

Made some tactical moves today....

Placed litter tray on back step .....he DID use it there......tomorrow the litter tray goes further out into the garden......

DETERMINED to get RID OF THE TRAY!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Lottery and gambling winnings are tax free in Canada (pretty much the only thing the US taxes but we don't!) so we might be able to make it into a tax free million. Depends, I guess on whether Jack sees it as something being won or just a choice that one is making. :huh:

No, I'd wager he'd consider this a deal of sorts, and therefore the money wouldn't be winnings, but more like a salary for doing a job--wearing complete green every minute of every day. I had been explaining income tax to him a while ago, and he was sharp enough to say at the very beginning, "It would actually be, like, one million, five hundred thousand, and you would have to pay tax. So, you'd end up with a million". I did ask him about underwear and jammies...yep, he said, EVERYTHING...and no blue-greens or yellowy greens, unless the green part is strongest.

He said if that was the case, he would--and I think I would, too.

Me, too, upon reflection. And Jack has said that the clothes would be supplied. :lol: This saves us shopping big-time.....

Mornin' Silly Wenches & Knaves!!!!!!

(the King's a tad uncomfortable w/ blanket usage of the W-word ......isn't there a negative connotation in the Real World?)

Absolutely. But we're SO freakin' far from any Real World here, I think you can go ahead with this word..... :lol:

Let's see .. . ..small, green & free of financial worries? La Fee Verte?

That Maignan absinthe-related painting WAS titled The Green Muse!

Is Em raising the green phaerie??

<not that there's anything wrong w/ that>

:lol::lol: I did not make the coincidental connection between Jack's Green Question and our simultaneous discourse on absinthe/Green Phaerie. Why did Jack choose green in his question? Why did he ask me this bizzare question AT ALL?

....Life with The Ripper....

LOVED all the music talk yesterday but phew! that was a LOTta pages!!!

And it all began w/ Larry King's guestlist!! :o

I know! Frenetic posting!! We need a new, equally explosive topic.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast

argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emoticonally busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH!!!!!!!!!

Kingy say Dingy go download that "By Your Side" (augh! you better NOT have some inexplicable gluten-brain disdain for Sade!!) for a dingoland snuggled singalong.

Such a sweet song of unconditional love.

Well. The sad news is, Mr. JR (secret agent freak man) used to play that Sade C D all the time in Big Sur, so it's ruined for me forever...... <_<

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(I feel an overquoting coming & I pre-emptively blame Sue )

Plays too????? Thought it was just musicals.

Even some Tennessee Williams' et al classic w/ great actors??

(Or just Clooney as Brick?)

HATE plays. HATE HATE HATE musical plays. Whilst in London over 20 years ago, had to see Cats (nearly slit my wrists - and my parents went back to see it two more times - I thought I would surely go mad, counting the SECONDS to my freedom), Evita (better but still a challenge for me) and Amadeus, the year it won the - - Obi? The English equiv. of the Tony? It was OUTSTANDING..........and the only play I've ever loved.

Had to see DOZENS of plays as my oldest niece (now 24) was quite a little singer/actress, so I was constantly driving home from Monterey........excruciating plays, many of them, but pure joy and always made me cry to see her......she did win performer of the year in her large school district - played Evita and also Sandy in Grease - I was bawling........

:lol: Ptaum called me Sue.

p.s. I could watch George Clooney fold laundry. ha ha

im not twisting her arm to go to this musical! so she is either a closet musical lover or... she really does :wub: me !!!! im hoping its me !

Susie HATES musicals, so you know that that means. :wub: especially at the place we're seeing it...gads......I will surely go mad........Kissy will find this very funny..........watching me try to sit still and behave, while I watch everyone else eat and take wee, discreet tipples from me flask. (winky face)

right .. ..I neglected to count the wait-for-evil-aunts-to-DIE strategy (or Lotto)

ha ha - My cousin and I decided (one of the aunts is her mother) that they aren't evil at all, just very selfish. I hope to God that they leave it to the five grandchildren of the wonderful old Southern gent who bought it......then I would be part-owner. (huge smiley face)

Now that we are surfacing, I'll admit it: cannot stand Neil Diamond...

:lol: thank you. I surely don't get it........the looks, the hair, the voice, everything....just don't get it at all.......can't stand to look at him, sorry pholks (I hold him on the same level as Barry Manilow - wait - he's WORSE) :ph34r: Pre-emptive apologies to those I've offended. ha ha

Emily said Slattern. :lol:

OMG - I WOULD wear green every day for the million.......celadon, teal, loden.... good coloUrs.

Janet - how are the kids? any better today?

And I'm not sure Kissey would be considered a metal head per se, at least that's not the category I would file the concerts he attended into....Foreigner, Loverboy, Journey, Triumph, Eddie Money, Bryan Adams, Night Ranger, The Police, The Fixx, Madness, Oingo Boingo, and The Thompson Twins..........these bands are a little on the fluffy side and much too tame for HELL

*snort* :lol: this cracked me up........I fink she's right.........

UHM- hallo...I'm tired and trying REALLY hard here :huh::P Did NO ONE notice that my intro to Squatty (aka Kissy) was a parody of Sympathy for the devil and I posted a VERY FUNNY video! HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Love the spanish nanny video. Believe 'twas I who sent it to you, in fact. ;) Um......sympathy for the devil post? :unsure: missed that one......does this mean, you feel sorry for Squats? :lol:

An official hi (and belated!) to SWD.

(PSSSTT-------We love Susie!!!!!!!!!!!)

:) Hi Laura. We love you, too.

Bev!! I missed you video post, somehow. Must go back....

Tom!! Missed your First Official Proclamation, as well. Um.....do all subjects need to be partaking in the Magic Phairie to partake in the ceremony? As token alehouse slattern, I suppose I should be pressing for this...this is kind of what we do. Like, all day....

Perhaps I'll wear green.......

:lol: token alehouse slattern

excellent proclamation

PART TWO COMING UP

DingoGirl Enthusiast

part deux

I'm starting to wonder if your Sympathy post got dingo'd er somefin

(Squats may need an explanation of the verb)

:lol: he's around me all the time......trust me, he knows what to "dingo" something means (he finds it charming - for now at least :blink: - how much time I spend searching for things I just had in my hand - he always knows where they are: "they're by the computer" etc. etc.) Wonder how long he'll think it's cute and quirky and funny? :unsure:

Do you realize that was like 5 pages ago? We've had a really busy day here on this thread and we've already used up 5 pages of tom's reign.

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it! Tom's posts are getting too long and confusing again. He is tippling that phaerie every day, I can feel it. :lol:

pOeter - OMG - wishing you the best in the delivery today........

[Edit: ok maybe partly the alcohol, but more the picture painted of laughing sillies spilling & sharing a keybd]

You two!!!!!

'twas quite funny. Alas, when I logged on this morning, I looked at the bottom of the page, and saw that Squats wif Dingos was on.......very curious as I knew he could not be. and then - oops - realized that 'twas I, and I had not PROPERLY signed in. ha ha ha

Thou doth clothe thy naked villany in....DUNGAREES???????? :o

The fashion constabulary WILL hear about this! <even if you are king :lol: >

:lol: she said FASHION CONSTABULARY. we don't use the word constabulary in the US, and that is why I snort every time I hear it.........

the tray!!!!!!!!! Good work, Will will be weeing in the bushes in no time.........

No, I'd wager he'd consider this a deal of sorts, and therefore the money wouldn't be winnings, but more like a salary for doing a job--wearing complete green every minute of every day. I had been explaining income tax to him a while ago, and he was sharp enough to say at the very beginning, "It would actually be, like, one million, five hundred thousand, and you would have to pay tax. So, you'd end up with a million". I did ask him about underwear and jammies...yep, he said, EVERYTHING...and no blue-greens or yellowy greens, unless the green part is strongest.

:lol: :lol: Well, I couldn't do it then, having such a psychotic strong aesthetic proclivity and sensitivity to coloUr, if there are no blue-greens or yellowy-greens, then phorget it.

:lol: Jack. mygawd, he is funny. I think Life with the Ripper was hit #4 by the Chicken Butt Cooties........

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guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my gawdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTROL Z really words!!!!!!!!! it brings back yer stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see, I didn't know it - - but you can keep hitting it, and it will bring back more and more of what you erased.............................

'TIS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
HATE plays. HATE HATE HATE musical plays. Whilst in London over 20 years ago, had to see Cats (nearly slit my wrists - and my parents went back to see it two more times - I thought I would surely go mad, counting the SECONDS to my freedom), Evita (better but still a challenge for me) and Amadeus, the year it won the - - Obi? The English equiv. of the Tony? It was OUTSTANDING..........and the only play I've ever loved.

:lol: Olivier Award

:lol: thank you. I surely don't get it........the looks, the hair, the voice, everything....just don't get it at all.......can't stand to look at him, sorry pholks (I hold him on the same level as Barry Manilow - wait - he's WORSE) :ph34r: Pre-emptive apologies to those I've offended. ha ha

:lol::lol::lol:

BARRY MANILOW!!! :ph34r: ...um.....actually, I like some of his stuff

NOTHING (after a few drinks) will get me singing & dancing quicker than Copocobana

''Her name was Lola......she was a showgirl........''

Talking of cheesy artists...does anyone else like Michael Buble????...... again :ph34r: & I like to say his name :blink:

tom Contributor
Me, too, upon reflection. And Jack has said that the clothes would be supplied. :lol: This saves us shopping big-time.....

This new piece of info TOE-tully clinches it for me!!!!!

Can't deny I'm still apprehensive about the shoes tho.

Aren't women's shoes FAR more easily greenified than men's???? :huh:

:lol::lol: I did not make the coincidental connection between Jack's Green Question and our simultaneous discourse on absinthe/Green Phaerie.

Oh right ... ... .EVERYthing's a coincidence now .. . . ..

And on the very day of an Absintheteur's ascension??

Em needs to revisit my treatise on www.there'sareasonforeverything.com, particularly the "free will, free shmill" subtopic. :P

:lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Talking of cheesy artists...does anyone else like Michael Buble????...... again :ph34r: & I like to say his name :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:ph34r:

OMG - guess what. this MUST be love, because I in fact agreed to go with Kissey to see Buble in concert, here in town, in May. I think it'll be tolerable, at best. I don't know a single Buble song, with the exception of any covers he does.........

gawd help us......................

:lol:

elye Community Regular
...how much time I spend searching for things I just had in my hand - he always knows where they are: "they're by the computer" etc. etc.) Wonder how long he'll think it's cute and quirky and funny?

About....uh....(thinking back).....a year. :lol:

`Well, I couldn't do it then, having such a psychotic strong aesthetic proclivity and sensitivity to coloUr, if there are no blue-greens or yellowy-greens, then phorget it.

I am also highly sensitive to coloUR combos, so this condition of "greenest green only" gave me pause, as well. But Susie...it's a million bucks!

BARRY MANILOW!!! :ph34r: ...um.....actually, I like some of his stuff

NOTHING (after a few drinks) will get me singing & dancing quicker than Copocobana

''Her name was Lola......she was a showgirl........''

BARRY MANILOW!!! BIG GREEN BARFY FACE!!!!

Talking of cheesy artists...does anyone else like Michael Buble????...... again :ph34r: & I like to say his name

I really did believe that I was the only one who thought that this very average singer is ridiculously overrated. Should've known you guys would agree. Whenever I hear a song of his, I just wish he'd SHUT UP so that I could hear the fabulous arrangement behind him.

This new piece of info TOE-tully clinches it for me!!!!!

Can't deny I'm still apprehensive about the shoes tho.

Aren't women's shoes FAR more easily greenified than men's???? :huh:

:lol::lol:

Great guffaw, here, picturing the search for passable men's shoes that are, in fact, entirely green. Keep seeing the long, curled-up-and-over toes with bells hangin' off 'em...that may be what you're faced with, Tom. But hey, it's a million bucks..... :rolleyes:

Oh right ... ... .EVERYthing's a coincidence now .. . . ..

And on the very day of an Absintheteur's ascension??

Em needs to revisit my treatise on www.there'sareasonforeverything.com, particularly the "free will, free shmill" subtopic.

Jack knew....he just knew....he could've said purple, or black....but no. Absentheteur's Ascention called for green, of course. It all makes sense, now..... :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:ph34r:

OMG - guess what. this MUST be love, because I in fact agreed to go with Kissey to see Buble in concert, here in town, in May. I think it'll be tolerable, at best. I don't know a single Buble song, with the exception of any covers he does.........

gawd help us......................

:lol:

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

There's like.......1000 AND 1 songs of his that could be 'your song' :lol::lol: <gag>

<playing in London in July>

GO BOOB-LAY :lol::lol:

Bucket anyone???????????

jerseyangel Proficient

Nikki said "boob-lay" :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well. The sad news is, Mr. JR (secret agent freak man) used to play that Sade C D all the time in Big Sur, so it's ruined for me forever...... <_<

so funny you say this, I have Sade by my side on my Ipod....and I just listened to it at lunch.....feel free to bash!

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

There's like.......1000 AND 1 songs of his that could be 'your song' :lol::lol: <gag>

<playing in London in July>

GO BOOB-LAY :lol::lol:

Bucket anyone???????????

im not even aware of what he sings. only that he is supposed to be good, and the seats we got are damn near right in front! i suppose you could say we have the uvula seats ! :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

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so ALL of us will have this song running through their heads

SquatsWifDingos Newbie

ooooooo three green little boxey thingies next to my name!! im a big boy now!

mommy!!! i dont need to wear muh huggies pull ups any more !! :o

tom Contributor

My oh my isn't everything coming up green!! (yikes that sounds potentially gross now dothn't it?)

***New post on Yahoo's celiacbayarea re: beer: ***

"BevMo stocks three, THREE brands of gluten-free beer now!

Redbridge, Bard's Tale, and a line of Belgian beers, Green's.

Green's is available in three types, ranging from stout to lager-like. I've bought but haven't sipped yet. "

THREE new gluten-free beers to try!!!!!!

I'm in heaven!!

What's next? A new WhFds opening around the corner???????????????????

(I've been meaning to mention this - there IS a new WhFds opening ~1/2 mile away!!! It's actually :lol:on the way to the nearest big-chain groc, a Safeway!! But :( they've had all sorts of delays, incl property owner dying :o, and now say "early 2009". :( )

More to come .. . .. .trying to de-vortex a bit from yesterday!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :P:lol: :lol:

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
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so ALL of us will have this song running through their heads

lol at time spot 1:04

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
(I've been meaning to mention this - there IS a new WhFds opening ~1/2 mile away!!! It's actually :lol:on the way to the nearest big-chain groc, a Safeway!! But :( they've had all sorts of delays, incl property owner dying :o, and now say "early 2009". :( )

Our nearest Whole Foods is almost 2 hrs away....I feel your pain!

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Our nearest Whole Foods is almost 2 hrs away....I feel your pain!

can we not shop for the non-perishible items and ship them to you?

jerseyangel Proficient
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so ALL of us will have this song running through their heads

I actually like that song--once in a while. I also like "It's A Miracle" :ph34r:

lol at time spot 1:04

Yes :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
can we not shop for the non-perishible items and ship them to you?

Thanks :)

For the time being I fill the void by shopping at Wegmans

Sillies--my office has gotten sick, on one of the floors above us in a Medical Lab someone burnt plastic or something and it has traveled through the vents.l...and it smells horrible!!!!

Billy Joel is coming to Hershey Park arena this July!!!!

tom Contributor
Well. The sad news is, Mr. JR (secret agent freak man) used to play that Sade C D all the time in Big Sur, so it's ruined for me forever...... <_<

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Somehow I had the feeling there was SOMEthing barring a blissful "By Your Side" sing-along.

(I don't suppose there's any chance that song ISN'T on that C D?)

Susie HATES musicals, so you know that that means. :wub: especially at the place we're seeing it...

OMG this brings back the age-old paradox.

"If you love me you'll _________"

"If YOU loved ME you wouldn't ask me to __________" :lol:

ha ha - My cousin and I decided (one of the aunts is her mother) that they aren't evil at all, just very selfish. I hope to God that they leave it to the five grandchildren of the wonderful old Southern gent who bought it......then I would be part-owner. (huge smiley face)

Well then *I* hope to God there aren't that many other options.

excellent proclamation

Since the assigned day for the First Absinthe-Enlightened Royal Inaugural Event is decidedly dis-static, I deign that Dingy's & SquatsW/Same shall participate prior to The Play!!!!!!!

(Isn't there a BevMo in town??)

Just one or two tho - Oscar Wilde's quote is that "One drink & you see things as you wish they were. Two drinks & you see things as they are not"

I should think EYE-thur should suffice. :P:lol:

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it! Tom's posts are getting too long and confusing again. He is tippling that phaerie every day, I can feel it. :lol:

I knew I'd gotten a lil long-winded yesterday, but .. . .. .. .oh no! :o . .. .not recalling any attempts to be overly clever, which I've often blamed for past confusion.

And no daily phaerie, just nightly. :lol:

No no no not that EYE-thuh

:lol: Jack. mygawd, he is funny. I think Life with the Ripper was hit #4 by the Chicken Butt Cooties........

:lol:

guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my gawdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTROL Z really words!!!!!!!!! it brings back yer stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see, I didn't know it - - but you can keep hitting it, and it will bring back more and more of what you erased.............................

'TIS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

:lol:

Perhaps command of the Magic Triangle is w/in reach as well!

About....uh....(thinking back).....a year. :lol:

:o /\/\/\/^-*ZING*-v\/\/\/

<ouch> That's gotta hurt!! ROFL

:lol::lol:

Great guffaw, here, picturing the search for passable men's shoes that are, in fact, entirely green. Keep seeing the long, curled-up-and-over toes with bells hangin' off 'em...that may be what you're faced with, Tom.

I knowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

That's all I could think of too!!

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so ALL of us will have this song running through their heads

Not all of us .. . ...ok, what song????

Darn210 Enthusiast
Can't deny I'm still apprehensive about the shoes tho.

Aren't women's shoes FAR more easily greenified than men's???? :huh:

I found you some Open Original Shared Link, Tom . . . and they are all the rage now, so nobody will be pointing and laughing. Howevah . . . 30 years from now when you are wearing them with your green tube socks and green shorts pulled up to your armpits . . . well, that's a different story.

Me, too, upon reflection. And Jack has said that the clothes would be supplied. :lol: This saves us shopping big-time.....

Actually, I think I would be out . . . do you realize that if you're not picking out your clothes, you have to wear whatever hideous clothing (color or style) that they give you . . . they could dress you up as a Open Original Shared Link . . if I got to pick out my own, I'd do it.

Squats - I like your new av. My MaggieDog used to sit like that on stairs sometimes. Always cracked me up when she did that.

tom Contributor

"uvula seats" :lol: <-------- I think I see it!

Our nearest Whole Foods is almost 2 hrs away....I feel your pain!

No pain here sweetie! And we all KNOW you've got your Weggie's!!!!

The WhF I usually go to is ~3mi, and a HUGE one is just ~1/2mi from Shelly's so sometimes I'm there.

There may be a dozen w/in 45min of me! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
The WhF I usually go to is ~3mi, and a HUGE one is just ~1/2mi from Shelly's so sometimes I'm there.

There may be a dozen w/in 45min of me! :P

Quit your braggin', mister!!!!

OK . . . update on kids. . . somebody asked, don't remember who . . .

Well, I sent him to school!!! Yes!! That's right!! I ignored the 24hr fever-free policy and sent him to school. I gave him motrin last night and he perked right up. Fever never came back. I told him to sleep-in in the morning and then we would decide at lunch if he should go to school. So he actually got up 30 minutes earlier this morning. Then he was playing his ds lite before breakfast (since he was up so early) and started singin' and dancin' around because he got past some gremlin or other. A little bit later I asked if he thought he should go to school this morning and he kept looking away and then said "I don't know" which here means that he feels fine but he doesn't want to tell me because he's trying to salvage his morning off. Every so often, when he has a cold (which he does now) he will run a fever (100-101) for about a 4 to 8 hour period and then it's done. I made the executive decision that that is what was going on. He's home from school now and is still runnin' strong.

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      How high is too high?  I take 10,000 IU vitamin D3 every day.  My blood is stable at 80 ng/ml (200 nmol/L).  Even at 10,000 a day it took 8 years to raise it to 80.  Higher levels of 25(OH)D in blood can moderate the autoimmune attack.  Vitamin D Is Not as Toxic as Was Once Thought Lower vitamin D levels have also been associated with increased OCD symptom severity.  This is a most dangerous popular belief. As mentioned you are suffering from vitamin and mineral deficiencies.  Part of the recovery, that is never explained by doctors, is replenishing your deficits.  Celiac Disease is a disease of malabsorption.  The Western diet is a diet of deficiency.  That is why many processed foods are fortified.  Gluten free foods are exempt.   "I’ve been completely asymptomatic since diagnosis."  There are 200 symptoms that can be caused by Celiac Disease and the malabsorbtion it can cause.     • "Floating, undigested stools for over a year now. Dont think its related to celiac as it was like this since im 17 and not 13-16( i got diagnosed at 13). " Many are misdiagnosed as gall bladder disease.  Choline is needed to create the bile salts needed to digest fat.  90% of our population is deficient.  Eggs and beef are the best source.  The RDA (minimum daily allowance is 500 mg to 3500 mg daily.  One egg has 27% DV.  Broccoli, chopped, boiled, drained, ½ cup only has 7%.  Low choline can cause Non Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease.   Choline and Risk of Neural Tube Defects in a Folate-fortified Population; Could we be overlooking a potential choline crisis in the United Kingdom?;   Choline was formerly called vitamin B4.  I prefer phoshphatidyl choline for supplementation as it is the form we get in food.   • Chronic back pain started gradually, worsens with movement, lots of cracking/popping sounds.  Vitamin D deficiency may be linked to chronic back pain, But I took levothyroxine for slightly low FT4 levels.  I supplement Iodine by taking Liquid Iodine.  50 mcg per drop.  The RDA is 150 mcg to 1000 mcg in the US.  In Japan it is 150 mcg to 3000 mcg.  I take 600 mcg a day. Since 1970 the intake of iodine has decreased in the US by 50%.  Hypothyroidism has increased 50%.  Insufficient iodine leads to the thyroid gland working harder to produce these hormones, and if it cannot keep up, hypothyroidism can develop, according to the Mayo Clinic.   Iodine Insufficiency in America: The Neglected Pandemic.   I see improvement in muscle tone, healing, brain fog since taking the Liquid Iodine.  I could not eat enough seaweed. B1 stops the cramps in my feet B6 speeds up gastric empying and works on my freezing toes at night.  250 mg several times a day sometimes.  Also seems to be helping bowel regularity. 5 mg Lithium Orotate helped me with overthinking.   10,000 IU vitamin D to control autoimmune, mental health. 500 mg Thiamine - neurologic symptoms 500 mg Nicotinic Acid - increase capillary blood flow 500 mg Pantothenic Acid - creates energy from glucose Krebs Cycle 1000 mcg B12 - creates hemoglobin for oxygen transport 500 mg Taurine - essential amino acid, a powerful antioxident that we make indogenously so it is officially labeled "Conditional Essential" as Choline used to be, but not enough when sickness increases inflammation. reduces Reactivite Oxygen Species (ROS are are free radicals.). 840 mg Phosphatidly Choline x 3 - essential for fat digestion, gall bladder, liver, brain fog, cell membranes, prevent congenital spinal defects (along with B6, B12, folate, Taurine. Iodine - muscle tone, testosterone, hyper and hypo thyroid, slow healing.  600 mcg of Liquid Iodine.  Sometimes twice a day, usually added to a drink.
    • Scott Adams
      I completely understand the frustration of finding reliable gluten-free ingredients—it's exhausting when trusted products disappear or companies don't respond to safety inquiries. For teff flour in bulk, check out Azure Standard or Bulk Foods; both often carry gluten-free grains in larger quantities and clearly label dedicated facilities. For soy flour, Anthony's Goods tests for gluten and offers bulk options, though always verify their current certifications. For beans, peas, and lentils, Palouse Brand is a great choice—they're GFCO-certified and transparent about their farming practices. As for lentil elbow macaroni, Explore Cuisine offers similar pastas, though cross-contact policies vary. When companies don't respond, I lean on third-party certifications (GFCO, NSF) or stick with brands like Jovial or Edward & Sons that prioritize allergen safety. It's a constant hunt, but hopefully these leads help! Have you tried local co-ops or ethnic markets for teff? Sometimes they stock bulk African or Indian brands with clear labeling.
    • Scott Adams
      Beans in desserts are a fantastic way to add moisture, structure, and protein while keeping recipes gluten-free. Black bean brownies are a classic, but other beans like adzuki and pinto can also work well—adzuki beans are naturally sweet and often used in Asian desserts, making them great for cookies or cakes. Lentils, especially red lentils, blend smoothly into batters and can replace flour in recipes like blondies or muffins. Since you’re allergic to chickpeas, you might try navy beans or cannellini beans for a milder flavor in vanilla-based desserts. For less crumbliness, blending cooked beans into a paste helps bind the dough, and adding a bit of xanthan gum (if tolerated) can improve texture. If you’re experimenting, start with recipes that replace half the flour with bean purée before going fully flourless. Have you tried using aquafaba (bean liquid) as an egg substitute? It works wonders in gluten-free baking too!
    • lmemsm
      This may make you feel better about cross-contamination: https://nationalceliac.org/celiac-disease-questions/do-i-need-new-designated-pans-plates-and-utensils/ https://theceliacscene.com/rethinking-cross-contamination-no-need-to-be-so-careful/ I use Tom's of Maine or a toothpaste that states it's gluten free.  I have allergic reactions to some toothpastes so some of the toothpastes in health food stores are usually safer for me. They're typically gluten free as well. Spices can contain cross-contamination from gluten.  There are a few lists online of spices that are safe for celiacs.  I also grow my own herbs and use them in place of store bought when I can.  I think Badia lists their spices as gluten free and Spice Lab has some gluten free too. Knitty Kitty has a great point about nutritional deficiencies and B vitamins.  I got a lot of aches and pains when I got off gluten.  I tried to replace wheat with other healthy grains like teff, buckwheat and sorghum.  Limiting one's diet too much and not getting enough vitamins, can make someone feel worse.  A lot of the gluten free foods in the stores are made with lower quality ingredients than the wheat varieties.  I try to replace all my foods with homemade options.  Then I know the quality of the ingredients and which vitamins I may be high or low in.  Probiotics or prebiotics can help with bathroom issues.  Better to get them in foods if possible and not pill form.  My doctors keep recommending magnesium too.  It's not supposed to be taken alone, but they don't seem to care about that.  It's easy for vitamin D to be low too.  That was another thing doctors told me to take.  Unfortunately, they didn't monitor it and it went too high.  Again, better from natural sources like food and sunlight.  However, supplementing can help if you're not getting enough.  Some sources say to take D with K2.  You may want to have iodine levels checked.  If you add iodine, make sure to get sufficient selenium for thyroid.  You can get iodine naturally in most seaweed.  Nori may also be one of the few non-animal sources for B12.  Brazil nuts are a good source of selenium and you only need a few a day to meet RDA.  Some brands of nuts specifically say gluten free.  Unfortunately, there are issues with Brazil nut production and they're much harder to find this year. The more you can vary your diet the better.  One study said aim for at least 30 different foods in a week.  You might want to try kiwi fruit.  There were some studies that said eating kiwi improved mood.  It also has a covering which most people don't eat, so that should protect what's inside from contamination. I've limited my diet quite a bit over the years because of migraines, so I know how uncomfortable it can be finding safe foods.  However, I'm afraid limiting diets like that may actually be causing more harm than good.  It's something I'm trying to work on.  I keep trying to expand the number of foods I eat and my recipe repertoire.  I made a list of brands of foods that I've found that are gluten free so I have a guide when I'm shopping.  
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @Dora77, I agree with you that your doctors aren't very knowledgeable about Celiac Disease.  My doctors didn't recognize nutritional deficiencies either.  I became very deficient in vitamins before I was diagnosed, so having experienced similar, I understand what a difficult time you're having.   Poor absorption of essential nutrients is caused by the damage done to the intestines by Celiac Disease.  The gluten free diet can be low in essential nutrients, so supplementing to boost your absorption is beneficial.  New symptoms can develop or worsen as one becomes more and more deficient.   There's eight essential B vitamins that our bodies cannot make, so they must come from our food and supplements.  These eight B vitamins work together, like instruments in an orchestra.  They need to be supplemented together with essential minerals like magnesium.   Deficiencies in the B vitamins can have overlapping symptoms.  Some symptoms can be traced to specific B vitamins.  OCD can be traced to low Pyridoxine Vitamin B 6.  Yes, I had OCD and washed my hands until my skin cracked and bled.  ADHD symptoms can be traced to low Thiamine Vitamin B 1.  ADHD is something one is born with.  People who are born with ADHD have a metabolic problem with getting sufficient thiamine into their brain cells.  People who develop symptoms of ADHD later in life are more likely to be low in Thiamine.  The same symptoms appear if one is not getting sufficient thiamine from the diet.  Yes, I developed symptoms of ADHD.  These symptoms improved and disappeared after supplementing with Thiamine and the other essential nutrients. I was diagnosed with Type Two Diabetes.  99% of diabetics of both types are deficient in Thiamine because our kidneys don't re-absorb thiamine properly.  Thiamine is needed to make insulin and digestive enzymes in the pancreas.  Poor digestion (floating, undigested stools) can result with insufficient pancreatic enzymes.  The gall bladder (upper right quadrant) needs thiamine to make and release bile which also helps with digestion.  Constipation is also a symptom of Thiamine and magnesium deficiencies.  The thyroid is another organ that uses lots of Thiamine, too.  Low thyroid hormones can be due to insufficient thiamine, selenium, iron, and iodine.  Swelling of hands, face and feet are also symptoms of thiamine insufficiency.   Our bodies use thiamine to make energy so organs and tissues can function.  Thiamine cannot be stored longer than three weeks.  If our stores are not replenished every day, we can run out of Thiamine quickly.  If we do get some thiamine from our diet, symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously, because a twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent improvement in brain function and symptoms.  Thiamine interacts with all the other vitamins in some way.  Many other vitamins and their metabolic processes won't work without thiamine.  In Celiac Disease you are apt to be low in all the essential nutrients, not just thiamine, but thiamine deficiency symptoms may appear first. Talk to your dietician about eating a nutritionally dense gluten free diet.  Keep in mind that processed gluten free foods do not contain sufficient vitamins to be useful.  Processed gluten free foods are filled with saturated fats and excess fiber (that could explain your constipation).  Dairy products, milk and cheese can cause problems because Casein, the protein in dairy, causes the same autoimmune reaction that gluten does in some.  Your current restricted diet is dangerous to your health.  I followed the Autoimmune Protocol Diet (Dr. Sarah Ballantyne).  It's a Paleo diet that promotes intestinal healing.   Discuss with your doctors about correcting nutritional deficiencies as soon as possible.   Interesting reading... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34165060/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21816221/#:~:text=Lipid-soluble thiamin precursors can,and attention deficit%2Fhyperactivity disorder.
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