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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
gotta go to a BBQ at the big boss's house. Still enough of a buzz to be not dreading it (I am NOT a social person).

Any tips??

Ummm.......yep, one...........check yer teeth before you go into their house.

:huh::lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star
I'm sure our Sarah won't find much of anything phunny for quite a while :( She's been on my mind all day.

yep. Hugs Sarah :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
Me too . . . but you know this is what she would want!!

Oh yes--without a doubt ;):D

jerseyangel Proficient
Ummm.......yep, one...........check yer teeth before you go into their house.

:huh::lol:

...and no chocolate cake in the bathroom B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Ummm.......yep, one...........check yer teeth before you go into their house.

:huh::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

now they're clean

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'm sure our Sarah won't find much of anything phunny for quite a while :( She's been on my mind all day.

I know. :( I just went through - with the sudden abandonment - what must be........one-sixteenth of her pain as there were no children adn no marriage for me. I cannot imagine what she is feeling.

A drunken scientist - - very phunny :lol: :lol:

Lisa - - :wub::wub: so glad you found us. We love you, and you phit right in.

Hi Tea Drinker!!!!!!! We'll have you drinking absinthe and mojitos in no time :lol:

Amanda! OMG - your ankle - well, you work in a hospital, get some xrays!!!! Such good news about Landen.

Bev Brennan for president :lol: :lol:

laminated lists :lol: I SO do not believe in laminating these lists. My gawd, there would be David Cassidy, Andy Gibb.......things change. New hotties arrive. Please, no laminating. It's too big a commitment. :lol:

OMG - there was so much more! but I keep getting booted off!!!!!!!!

what does it mean, sillies......what does it MEAN??????????? :unsure:

have to sign off before things shut down again.............

HARRUMPHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

curlyfries Contributor
BUT - - asking permission, Amanda, to use your tear-jerking signature in MY signature, and as YOUR QUEEN, making a motion that we ALL adopt it as our signature?

:wub::wub::wub:

I second that Emotion...............what say you , amanda?

Oooooh....forgot to share what happened today......

At the elementary school I was assigned cafeteria duty. At this school, the kids do not put up their dirty trays..............we do :huh: .........I was so tempted to say, "You're kidding, right?".......it's a gluten infested nightmare! :o

But I didn't say anything........just quickly located some latex gloves ;)


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
...and no chocolate cake in the bathroom B)

:lol: but........what was the name of their bathroom on deck? I phorgot.......so phunny! Love Jess's ferry culture.....sounds like a screenplay and movie could come outta this........

GAH!!!!!!! must sign off!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
At the elementary school I was assigned cafeteria duty. At this school, the kids do not put up their dirty trays..............we do :huh: .........I was so tempted to say, "You're kidding, right?".......it's a gluten infested nightmare! :o

But I didn't say anything........just quickly located some latex gloves ;)

Now see??? This is what I was talking about.....I had to do such duty on occasion at the high school. The kids were supposed to clean up after themselves, but you know how that goes.....it was BC (before Celiac) so no gloves fer me. Yuk :P:P

curlyfries Contributor

Just as a side note.........since I've already spilled my guts.......

For some reason, when I was at the middle school......i could really connect with some of the kids there, which is why i loved it there so much......

......must be why I feel a connection here :lol::lol::lol: .......same difference!

elye Community Regular

All right, I must share with you the exchange I had with my dad this afternoon. I called him, as I was feeling just yucky about Sarah, and I briefly told him how sad we all were feeling, and that I needed to hear something uplifting to pass along. He immediately said, "Well.....you need to recite to everyone the poignant words of Confucious:

Once I wept, for I had no shoes,

Until I met a man who had no feet.

So I asked him, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
......must be why I feel a connection here :lol::lol: .......same difference!

:lol::lol: Yes, Lisa!!

curlyfries Contributor
It never happens on me desktop, just the laptop.

Patti.......did you forget where you were?????.......or better yet......weren't?

....she left Sillyville again.....

psawyer Proficient
Anyone see Our Peter??? I miss him!

(((((((HUGS))))) to our dear Sarah!

Sillies stick together!

I'm here. It has been a busy day for me at our business. I have been looking in, and thinking. SO SO much to think about. Sarah, I am thinking about you. Amanda, your new signature moved me.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I'm back!!!!!!!

Yes- my fellow silly mates may use the signature as well. I dont mind at all. I spent time with Jen, we have really come close in the last year and to that I am glad.

My foot keeps acting up and I will be getting some X-rays....thats all I need is a big plaster cast on my leg....at least its the left leg though....but still!

I got to tell you all, so Jen and I were discuss feelings and such and she says her and Becky had a heart to heart about stuff. Jen said this has been a weird day and people have been sharing feelings....and I told her about the conversations we have been having here and how todays events transpired. Lets face it I discuss my sillies outside the thread. :) Now thats love!

Lucky actually has been drinking a lot. So the vet said not too worry the meds are making him fatigued. We really like the new Vet which gives me piece of mind. Our last vet was a know it all....and you all know how I hate KNOW-IT-ALL's. We constantly were Phizzled with the old vet. To tell me my cat has cancer and the only way to tell is to cut him open and "explore".....that was 2 yrs ago. mu kitty had been sick over recalled pet food. He bounced back. Now this!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I'm here. It has been a busy day for me at our business. I have been looking in, and thinking. SO SO much to think about. Sarah, I am thinking about you. Amanda, your new signature moved me.

Hi Peter!!!!!!!!!! Hows the store?

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti.......did you forget where you were?????.......or better yet......weren't?

....she left Sillyville again.....

I stepped out fer a moment--took me sillie with me :lol:

I'm here. It has been a busy day for me at our business. I have been looking in, and thinking. SO SO much to think about. Sarah, I am thinking about you. Amanda, your new signature moved me.

There you are PeOter!! We was worried bout you :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Did I tell My sister called from italy, she sounds well. The baby is good too. I miss her dearly, she comes home in 2 weeks though!

I have no clue what John is watching but there is all sorts of naked on the screen.....I believe it is on Sci-Fi! The people on this show must ride the short bus cause man they are dumb!

Its thundering here....Patti & Judy is it storming at your places?

jerseyangel Proficient
Its thundering here....Patti & Judy is it storming at your places?

Nope, not at all here--it's beautiful out tonight. Since it's thundering there, I better close the winders before I go to bed.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Nope, not at all here--it's beautiful out tonight. Since it's thundering there, I better close the winders before I go to bed.

Or you might have a sudden flood onset....which would not be good.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Amanda - good to hear about Landen and Lucky.

Well, I'm off to bed. I've been staying up too late watching the Olympics coverage and it's catching up with me. . . but first a silly from me daughter:

. . . can't even remember the topic of conversation but she said "Easier said than done." She paused and then added "unless you can't talk, then it's easier done than said."

Sarah - still thinking about you, wishing you peace and strength and a decent night's sleep. :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Night Sillies--my butt is due back at work tomorrow, so I will just catch up with you all while I am there....can't concentrate on work every minute of the phreaken day right?

The thunder is getting louder so I am unplugging the puter anyway.

Going to put my bum leg up too.....I am such a klutz!

So hopefully you can all hold down the phort till tomorrow.

Peter--hopefully the store will calm some soon, we miss you greatly!

Sarah---youre still on my mind. This has been a crappy day all around but dont worry we are here for you! And if you dont want to come here, we got the group email circumulating too. (((((HUGS))))) it will get better :)

Green12 Enthusiast
I've been staying up too late watching the Olympics coverage and it's catching up with me

Me too. It's been running past 12 pm here, I haven't been able to get out of bed the last few mornings. And they always keep the good stuff til the end so you have to watch the WHOLE thing. It is exciting though!

Loved the silly from yer daughter Janet :lol:

OMGosh Barry Gibb and Lee Majors?!?!?......................

MAJOR BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-WOW

Notice there aren't many hairy men like that anymore :huh: , where have all the hairy men gone is what I want to know.....I guess that look is out.

Had I laminated a card 20+ yrs ago my list would have included:

The entire cast of The Outsiders, especially Rob Lowe

Corey Haim

Kirk Cameron

Ricky Schroeder

Jon Bon Jovi

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK . . . didn't go to bed yet . . .

Notice there aren't many hairy men like that anymore :huh: , where have all the hairy men gone is what I want to know.....

They all went to the salon and got waxed. :painfuljustthinkingaboutitface:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Patti.......did you forget where you were?????.......or better yet......weren't?

....she left Sillyville again.....

*snort* :lol: I saw that! ('twas on me own thread - blasted computer :angry:)

I stepped out fer a moment--took me sillie with me :lol:

There you are PeOter!! We was worried bout you :)

:lol: well if she ain't turned into our bloomin' Nee-koe-lah whist Nik's in Turkey! :lol:

. . . can't even remember the topic of conversation but she said "Easier said than done." She paused and then added "unless you can't talk, then it's easier done than said."

:lol: :lol: :lol: Goophy, begat from Goophy.

Sarah.........honey.......write to us.........yes, we've got the group email circulating.....write to that if you want.

Love and hugs and.......a sweet night's sleep. I've STILL got the Effexor to send (if our other member of the sillie thread will graciously acquiesce and let me send it to her? I'm not gonna use it.......who needs it/wants it more?)

OMG - MORE beach volleyball. :angry: Didn't I make a decree??????????????????? :lol:

'night sillies. must sign off before the evil thing shuts down. :unsure:

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