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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone.

Lucky is slowly improving, we have good days and bad days with him yet.

Landen is going for his EGG today, it is a brain scan....he had some swelling last week when he was at the dr's.

It is cold this morning!

I dont pheel silly today but I am not blah like yesterday!


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elye Community Regular

G'morning, Sillies!

Well, gawd, Nikerler must be home, like, today er sumfin'........I'm sure she said two weeks - -hasn't it been a month already?? Enough has happened to make it seem like a YEAR....... <_<

:unsure: this is the North Umberland MIL? (um, ya only gots ONE methinks :lol: ) she lives in Whitehorse? Since when?

and.......does North Umberland still exist, or is that a name of a defunct province/country, like.....Burma? :unsure:

Yep, MIL has been up there fer almost thirty years, freezing in the darkness...... :rolleyes: She absolutely LOVES the life there, has gotten completely involved in the community, is very active (hiking, skiing, dog-sledding.....even in -45....she claims that because the air is so dry up there, "it is nothing like the cold you feel down here"......hanh?).

She was born in Northumberland (how on earth do you remember such things, Shoooozle, and forget where you put yer house key??) :lol: , which is an English town right near the Scottish border. Nikerler called this Northumberland crowd a name, cannot remember it....quite complimentary, I'm sho-ah............ :rolleyes:

<edited me posts - did wonder - could I write a letter to the mag sayign that.......he treats his women like Krap? :lol: would that make me sound jilted and petty? >

Yes, but so what?! Your heinous story is SUCH a marketable read, particularly to such tabloid fare. Wait until the harrowing story comes out, with the pics of The Savior alighting to bring some Light, and then send them the first part of your story...... . ..The Darker, Unreported Side of A Harrowing Tragedy......

...And tell them that the entire story is theirs for a million dollars.

We may be havin' a Psilly Psummit in the Hamptons!! :D

Silly Blah Fluegh

:lol::lol::lol:

What in HELL?

Julie - my computer only did it for two days! Not since then. HOpe yours clears up just as fast..........

Could you both have been pushing through a mini-flipover, say a 500 page mark? Methinks technical blitzes may happen during this time, phluids being reserved for the big 'uns....... :lol:

Whooooaaaaaaa .. ..tumbleweeds in the afternoon but now I'm 4 pages behind??!!!

Now that has got to be from Merle Haggard's repertoire....if not, it certainly SHOULD have been....... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Patti I am thinking bout you! rest today, maybe the endo will find our missing phunny pheelin?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
and not so ready to appreciate any silly. Maybe late night.

Morning Everyone.

Lucky is slowly improving, we have good days and bad days with him yet.

Landen is going for his EGG today, it is a brain scan....he had some swelling last week when he was at the dr's.

It is cold this morning!

I dont pheel silly today but I am not blah like yesterday!

Tom and Amanda......Tom it will take awhile but like Amanda, I'm not blah like yesterday either.

we'll all get back on track I'm sure of it. ;)

Let us know about Landen and hope Lucky will 'turn the corner' for the better soon

burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. it is actually cold here Amanda......at least to me. :o

G'morning, Sillies!

Tragedy......

...And tell them that the entire story is theirs for a million dollars.

We may be havin' a Psilly Psummit in the Hamptons!! :D

good idea Em B)

Patti I am thinking bout you! rest today, maybe the endo will find our missing phunny pheelin?

wouldn't that be great......reaches into pATTI'S INNARDS..........

and says......."what the heck, are these silly iconcs stuck inside your gut?

hope he's out and thinking clearly now .

If they were on time.........they should have finished about 15 min ago.

hugs all.

judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

How many GI docs does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, one to say it's not the bulb, it's the lamp that's the problem.

Another to try and convince you that the light is still on, you're

just not "seeing it".

And a third to say, "I know it's burned out, but I don't know what

to do to help you get it back on!"

So, in a sense, we're all left in the DARK!!!

___________________________

might be old to some of you..........but..........I'm trying here folks. B)

Mtndog Collaborator
I think it should be just George. :rolleyes:

Or Georgia-the one near Russia. A town near here (snotty little place) changed its name from manchester, MA to Manchester-by-the-sea. It was to avoid confusion with Manchester,NH which we affectionately call Manchvegas :lol:

Yes, great idea Patti. I would like to jump start me phunny bone :lol: I think it was the weather, we had 3 days straight of rain, overcast, dreary, cold, blah. It makes me sad. I think maybe I have SAD. Could not live anywhere where the sun didn't come out often that is fer sure...or fo sho.

I'm with Susie- like sun and cool temps and do NOT mind a rainy day. They're cozy. But I know lots of people with SAD around here. I cannot imagine 4 hours of daylight (winter in Sveden)

Life is so much different working at an elementary school........I miss the sarcasm and raging hormones :rolleyes:

But you just can't help but love the simplicity of life seen thru the eyes of a child.

As I was doing this, I asked her if someone had made her this paper airplane, to which she replied,....."Yes......I am a very lucky girl."

Oh I love the kids :wub: :wub:Miss my crazy middle school students :wub::wacko:

Sounds like several Silies have/had the blahs :huh: Is it contagious?!? Is it the Silly Blah Flu?

I shall not surrender ;)

Let me start by saying the knee is doing fine . . . but it's just freaky that the one that had the surgery is so much warmer than the other . . . still got me a bit of inflamation.

Glad yer knee is bettah!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want a giggle check out Open Original Shared Link

I was dying laughing when I saw them last night :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Hi bevie--

Patti should be home soon or maybe home now. :)

Janet....happy about your knee

Now hope we'll be hearing from Sarah and Jess

off to put up a thread on hair color......not like it's not been done a zillion times :blink:

Judy


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Judy--its only 68 here right now....in August!!!!! John is in his glory, he gloated all the way to work, his favorite time of the year is coming....Winter....I wanted to throw him out the dang car!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy--its only 68 here right now....in August!!!!! John is in his glory, he gloated all the way to work, his favorite time of the year is coming....Winter....I wanted to throw him out the dang car!

:lol: well if this beautiful weather continues---- and John goes MIA --- we'll know where to find him

Oh I should have done a search instead of put the new topic up

found alot of old info but maybe some new people will chime in. ;)

Judy

elye Community Regular
Patti I am thinking bout you! rest today, maybe the endo will find our missing phunny pheelin?

wouldn't that be great......reaches into pATTI'S INNARDS..........

and says......."what the heck, are these silly iconcs stuck inside your gut?

:lol::lol:

Mygawd.....Patti may have some cackling faces stuck up her colon!!! That's where they've been!! :o:blink::lol:

I've been thinking about her..... .. . she should be signing on soon....... :)

Think Jess is home today? I know up here in Ontario, they are pushing major surgery patients out after 48 hours, things are so bad with the health care situation..... :(:angry: I do hope where Jess is, she gets the time she needs to recover somewhat in the hospital......

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm back, Sillies! :D

All went well with the procedure and I'm home. :)

Believe it or not, I had to go and have still more blood drawn on the way home :o

Patagumn--get thy Sillie back--pronto!! :D

Haven't seen word on Sarah or Jess.....any news?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:lol::lol:

Mygawd.....Patti may have some cackling faces stuck up her colon!!! That's where they've been!! :o:blink::lol:

Emily--you have the funniest way of saying/writing things! I love it!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Paddeigh's posting!

PATTI!!!!!!!!! did they get the sillies outta yer butt??????????????????????? :lol: (good one, Judy)

How ya pheelin????????

Do you think you will ever get another dingo doggie?

hmmmm........I LOVE having just one dog, she's so incredibly easy, and everyone loves/welcomes her. (Gail quite often, in fact, will call and say: "Can you send Weezee over in a cab? I don't want to see you......just her" :lol: :lol: ) But - weezee needs sumfin' to love. I am thinking of getting her the tiniest kitten, at some point. she is terrified of cats.......but LOVES a wee kitten....licks and licks them like a momma cat. :)

Yep, MIL has been up there fer almost thirty years, freezing in the darkness...... She absolutely LOVES the life there, has gotten completely involved in the community, is very active (hiking, skiing, dog-sledding.....even in -45....she claims that because the air is so dry up there, "it is nothing like the cold you feel down here"......hanh?).

She was born in Northumberland (how on earth do you remember such things, Shoooozle, and forget where you put yer house key??) :lol: , which is an English town right near the Scottish border. Nikerler called this Northumberland crowd a name, cannot remember it....quite complimentary, I'm sho-ah............

:lol:

<_<

I can't remember things I did LAST WEEK......but can remember useless, exotic facts. Northumberland sounds romantic and moorish and exotic to me.......plus has the word UMBER in it.......a paint pigment <yet this pigment originally comes from the Italian region of Umbria, I believe>......so I dunno. There are certain words and places that strike a chord in me.....the Yukon....tundra...Hilary Steppe...the Aleutians........Nova Scotia....Newfoundland.......another one is Northwest Territories. Always has just sounded so........vast.........remote..........mysterious......SOOOOOOOOO BIG that it has to be called "Territories." I pondered it so much I had to look it up on a map........ :blink: And there's a climbing spot up there called "Cirque of the Unclimbables" - - - drives me absolutely mad in its exoticism and scary-sounding remoteness :lol::ph34r:

Never mind.........just the useless thoughts of a convoluted Dingo Brain...... :lol:

<I am so weird>

OMG - I think I'm goign to move up there wif yer MIL, Em. I LOVE The sound of it - who needs daylight, anyway? :lol:

Yes, but so what?! Your heinous story is SUCH a marketable read, particularly to such tabloid fare. Wait until the harrowing story comes out, with the pics of The Savior alighting to bring some Light, and then send them the first part of your story...... . ..The Darker, Unreported Side of A Harrowing Tragedy......

...And tell them that the entire story is theirs for a million dollars.

We may be havin' a Psilly Psummit in the Hamptons!!

:lol: Yes but......won't I just sound like the bitter, jilted woman that I am? :angry: But yeah, you may be onto sumfin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wouldn't that be great......reaches into pATTI'S INNARDS..........

and says......."what the heck, are these silly iconcs stuck inside your gut?

*snooooooort*

:lol:

If you want a giggle check out Open Original Shared Link

I was dying laughing when I saw them last night :lol:

OMG - now why didn't WE think of this?????????????? have GOT to come up wif some clever gimmick-y thing that people will pay such big bucks for...........

<could I put them Lilliputs on some of me dog's poop cairns in the grass?> :ph34r:

Judy--its only 68 here right now....in August!!!!! John is in his glory, he gloated all the way to work, his favorite time of the year is coming....Winter....I wanted to throw him out the dang car!

:blink:

this is my WORST season.......Fall........I hate fall. It is sooooooooooo depressing to me.....this time of summer turning into fall, and always has been. the weather is great but.........it always makes me think of impending death - winter - - and yet I don't mind winter.

Janet - yer inflamed knee? how is it?

JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is she still in the hospital?

NICOLA - come back to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <maybe her computer blew up>

Tom - maybe the doc can find yer silly up Patti's bum.......... hope so.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

Mygawd.....Patti may have some cackling faces stuck up her colon!!! That's where they've been!! :o:blink::lol:

Think Jess is home today? I know up here in Ontario, they are pushing major surgery patients out after 48 hours, things are so bad with the health care situation..... :(:angry: I do hope where Jess is, she gets the time she needs to recover somewhat in the hospital......

Em you do have a way with words. your are the phunnies around

Yes, thinking Jess. Hope they'll keep her until she's ready

I'm back, Sillies! :D

All went well with the procedure and I'm home. :)

Believe it or not, I had to go and have still more blood drawn on the way home :o

Patagumn--get thy Sillie back--pronto!! :D

Haven't seen word on Sarah or Jess.....any news?

YEAH,,,, PATTI IS BACK IN THE HOUSE :lol::)

me thinks your new dr is part vampire........... :lol:

gOD Girl are you gona have any blood left in you :ph34r:

just glad it's over and you home safe and sound and hope resting.........and not cleaning ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hey patti! Glad to hear your home!!!!!

More house hunting tonight....see ya in a bit sillies!

The one place we are looking at used to be a barn but it was converted into a house and it is sooo cool in the inside!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
The one place we are looking at used to be a barn but it was converted into a house and it is sooo cool in the inside!

Manda might live in a barn.

might give new meaning to 'she's got bats in her bell-free' :blink:

wonder what that really means anyway

jerseyangel Proficient
The one place we are looking at used to be a barn but it was converted into a house and it is sooo cool in the inside!

Wow Amanda--that sounds really cool! There's a house in our village that use to be a little schoolhouse--it's a private home now, but it still has the schoolbell on the roof!

jerseyangel Proficient
gOD Girl are you gona have any blood left in you :ph34r:

Hee--both me arms have bandages on where blood was drawn/IV's put in...... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My favorite funny dumb insult has got to be.... gee her happy meal came missing the toy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

then again my favorite loose girl comment is "She is like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride."

Lisa Mentor
then again my favorite loose girl comment is "She is like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride."

...someone with round heels.

Lisa Mentor
My favorite funny dumb insult has got to be.... gee her happy meal came missing the toy

..one oar in the water...two bricks shy of a load...you knock and no one is home....

But, my favorite from my from my husband..."it's pouring like a cow pissing on a flat rock in a rain storm" and "sweatin' like a whore in church" and "nervous like a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

jerseyangel Proficient

....as useless as a trap door in a rowboat......about as popular as baked beans on a bus trip...... :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Patti . . . glad to see you home!!

The one place we are looking at used to be a barn but it was converted into a house and it is sooo cool in the inside!

I hope by "cool" you mean "neato" and not . . ."Egads, there's no insulation, there's no furnace, the door's 12 feet wide (and always open with random animals coming in and out). It's like living in a . . . barn!!"

elye Community Regular
I'm back, Sillies!

PATTI HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING...........

Glad to hear it's all done, Patti! Hope they scooped those errant, lost li'l cackly faces outta there and implanted them back where they belong....within yer discourse on here!! :rolleyes::lol:

....... :blink: And there's a climbing spot up there called "Cirque of the Unclimbables" - - - drives me absolutely mad in its exoticism and scary-sounding remoteness :lol::ph34r:

Wow....this sounds like somewhere in a fantastic Dr. Seuss story. I think Horton lives there.....or those Pale Green Pants with Nobobdy Inside 'em......... :rolleyes:

Yes but......won't I just sound like the bitter, jilted woman that I am?

Who careth? A million bucks, or the rest of the story stays with you........

<could I put them Lilliputs on some of me dog's poop cairns in the grass?> :ph34r:

Gah! You could arrange it to appear as though the Lilliputians are, in fact, assembling the turds into cairns..... . . making structures of worship, landmarks or sepulchral monuments. . .. .... .. :lol::lol:

this is my WORST season.......Fall........I hate fall. It is sooooooooooo depressing to me.....this time of summer turning into fall, and always has been. the weather is great but.........it always makes me think of impending death - winter - - and yet I don't mind winter.

Gawd......methinks you may mind it up here. T'would be your new worst season........

Tom - maybe the doc can find yer silly up Patti's bum.......... hope so.

:lol: Yes, me too! Do you pheel any silliness descending as yet, Ptaoughmghmn? A couple of those imbedded cacklyfaces may have been yours....... . . :huh::lol:

just glad it's over and you home safe and sound and hope resting.........and not cleaning ;)

Oh, I'll bet Patti's doing some cleaning.......at the very least, some laundry........ . . .

The one place we are looking at used to be a barn but it was converted into a house and it is sooo cool in the inside!

All right!! So when we carry out our Silly Pilgrimmage to Amanda'a new house, we can bring farm animals! :lol:

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