The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

Krap, I missed saying goodbye and good luck to Bevy Poo If you read this early in the morn Bev, best of luck at the Dr and eat some gluten-free pizza for me, for us all!!!!!!!! You are going to be FIERCE with a tetherball in yer arm

Patti, glad everything went well today, and thanks for the update on Jess

And Yay Jack is back from camp, I expect he will have us pondering lots of interesting things in the weeks ahead!

Amanda, the refurbished barn sounds interesting. I've seen a few of these on HGTV they look cool what all they have done inside. Belated congrats to your mom for the second foster baby, that is so wonderful she takes in these precious ones!

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SAY WHAT? Me wee brain is too tired to compute.

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME...........I'M A NEWBIE HERE..................I DON'T WANT TO BE QUEEN.

NITE ALL

Judy....don't fret! Lisa and Janet are referring to yer POST count. The Queen/King thing is about page count. You just rolled past 3000 posts, congrats to you. Take cover for excess phluids however.

[curlyfries]

You just rolled past 3000 posts, congrats to you. Take cover for excess phluids however.

Post rollovers are counted every 100 posts.........mysterious things seem to happen at those times. My first one was a major sink back-up, and a horrendous mess when hubby tried to unclog it. Then there was the one when my dog got what I suspect was e-coli and had the runs for 4 days...................I needed to pull up that old carpet, anyway. Phluids come in many forms .............BEWARE!!!!!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

Krap, I missed saying goodbye and good luck to Bevy Poo If you read this early in the morn Bev, best of luck at the Dr and eat some gluten-free pizza for me, for us all!!!!!!!! You are going to be FIERCE with a tetherball in yer arm

Patti, glad everything went well today, and thanks for the update on Jess

And Yay Jack is back from camp, I expect he will have us pondering lots of interesting things in the weeks ahead!

Amanda, the refurbished barn sounds interesting. I've seen a few of these on HGTV they look cool what all they have done inside. Belated congrats to your mom for the second foster baby, that is so wonderful she takes in these precious ones!

SAY WHAT? Me wee brain is too tired to compute.

Judy....don't fret! Lisa and Janet are referring to yer POST count. The Queen/King thing is about page count. You just rolled past 3000 posts, congrats to you. Take cover for excess phluids however.

thanks for the explination..............

I don't know how to play 'in this sand box' yet........

forgot to wish Bev well with her PICC lines but fun time eating pizza.........was coming in on the last post............

happy happy Patti and Jess-------jACKS HOME AND ------Amanda's barn.....did you get to see it?

Post rollovers are counted every 100 posts.........mysterious things seem to happen at those times. My first one was a major sink back-up, and a horrendous mess when hubby tried to unclog it. Then there was the one when my dog got what I suspect was e-coli and had the runs for 4 days...................I needed to pull up that old carpet, anyway. Phluids come in many forms .............BEWARE!!!!!!!!

are you kidding me.........was still up looking for plane flight prices..........

NOW MY KITCHEN CEILING IS LEAKING.............. YOU PASSED THE CURSE TO ME.............HOW NICE OF YOU ALL

dID PATTI HAVE ALL THE PHLUIDS COME DURING HER POST ROLL OVER.

I'LL BE DAMNED

NOW TIS OFF TO BED WITH WATER DRIPPING........DON'T GIVE A TWIT.........PATTI WOULD HAVE THE PLUMMER CALLED BY NOW

NITE ALL ..........AND IT'S FOR REAL THIS TIME.

JUDY

[curlyfries]

.........PATTI WOULD HAVE THE PLUMMER CALLED BY NOW

Ooooohhhh, plumbers............that's a whole nuther story!

[elye]

Morning, Sillies!

Well, mehopes that we'll hear sumfin' from our Sarah today, and hopefully Jess can get her hands on a computer at her friend's place for a pop-in.....

.....Yes, Lisa, you are absolutely onto something.......We are moldy........

No wait.....maybe there should be an entrance exam..........to study, they have to read the entire thread.......

What should some of the questions be???

Ahhhhhh, Lisa....'tis already been in place since about page 500......somehow you missed this obligatory examination. How on earth did this happen?

Actually, if you go back to around page 500, you'll see some of the sample questions posted, and the proper method of response..........

A benefit motorcycle ride? Phab! What's the cause, Lisa?

Ooooohhhh, plumbers............that's a whole nuther story!

Yesssss.....we have quite a history with plumbers here...........

[jerseyangel]

Jeesh--you could hear a pin drop in here......

A Sillie fer ya'll--

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist

exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each

and

every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude drew a beautiful antique

pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this

antique

watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six

generations'

He

began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light

gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the

swaying

watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell

to

the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

'CRAP! ' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

[DingoGirl]

NOW MY KITCHEN CEILING IS LEAKING.............. YOU PASSED THE CURSE TO ME.............HOW NICE OF YOU ALL

dID PATTI HAVE ALL THE PHLUIDS COME DURING HER POST ROLL OVER.

I'LL BE DAMNED

:lol:

See, that's what happens here when you pass a milestone post.

Make sure yer plumber has ballcock, Judy. Seems they're handy for everything.

'CRAP! ' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

*snort* :lol: good one Padt!

Indeed, where IS everyone??????????????

[jerseyangel]

NOW MY KITCHEN CEILING IS LEAKING.............. YOU PASSED THE CURSE TO ME.............HOW NICE OF YOU ALL

dID PATTI HAVE ALL THE PHLUIDS COME DURING HER POST ROLL OVER.

I'LL BE DAMNED

I completely missed your 3000 post rollover!!

This would explain the heinOus leaking of phluids from yer ceiling. Oh...you gotta watch out when a rollover is approaching We need to have a printout that lets pholks know just what to expect at such a time. Such an eventphull week and this sort of basic sillie premise gets phorgotten--we must not let this happen!!

Maybe Curly Lisa could run off a phew copies at work in the school office I'm sure they wouldn't mind

Of course, I would have called my plumber by now--what with the cutie-patootie face and the magnificent ballcock Come on now, he did install one in me toilet.....don't look at me like that

[elye]

Make sure yer plumber has ballcock, Judy. Seems they're handy for everything.

OMG......Large guffaw, Susie, as you have introduced a new word form into our lexicon........I know that we have been freely using the term "ballcock", but you have left out the preceeding article - -"his ballcock", "that terrific ballcock", to leave it as an inactive verb, a state of being......Yer plumber has BALLCOCK, man"........

I shall start using this expression liberally, as it is fantastic.

Gad, but my dentist has got real ballcock......he's gonna stay in practice until he's eighty, I think.....

This would explain the heinOus leaking of phluids from yer ceiling. Oh...you gotta watch out when a rollover is approaching Such an eventphull week and this sort of basic sillie premise gets phorgotten--we must not let this happen!!

It's so true... . . ...I was totally unprepared for my 3000 rollover last week, as there was so much going on, and when my daughter came running outside to tell me about sudsy water coming out of the bottom of the dishwasher, I went racing for the laptop in sudden realization, the kids staring in confused wonder as I rushed by the kitchen..... . . .

[Darn210]

Judy - sorry to hear about the leaky ceiling . . . put I'm sorry to say, tis to be expected. Emily and Tom just past 3000 also . . . I wonder what happened to them??

A quiet day indeed . . .

I'm headed to the pedGI later with me son. He's suppose to be gaining weight faster (catching up) or the doc is going to start testing him fer stuff. He IS gainging faster now but I don't know if it's fast enuff. He came down for breakfast in the most lightweight clothing that he owns . . . I'm tempted to have him wear jeans and a sweatshirt for the weighin . . . it's only 85 here.

Crap . . . :lol:

[Darn210]

:It's so true... . . ...I was totally unprepared for my 3000 rollover last week, as there was so much going on, and when my daughter came running outside to tell me about sudsy water coming out of the bottom of the dishwasher, I went racing for the laptop in sudden realization, the kids staring in confused wonder as I rushed by the kitchen..... . . .

Oh that's right!! . . . dishwasher malfunction!!

[jerseyangel]

It's so true... . . ...I was totally unprepared for my 3000 rollover last week, as there was so much going on, and when my daughter came running outside to tell me about sudsy water coming out of the bottom of the dishwasher, I went racing for the laptop in sudden realization, the kids staring in confused wonder as I rushed by the kitchen..... . . .

Now see.....Em also has crossed this important threshhold.....un-noticed by us due to circumstances beyond our control ....but the phluids came just the same. A lesson to us all.....the post count Gods are watching, even if we are not.

Hee--you ran towards the computer and not the dishwasher......natch!

[jerseyangel]

Good luck at the doctor today, Jan-it.

[DingoGirl]

OMG......Large guffaw, Susie, as you have introduced a new word form into our lexicon........I know that we have been freely using the term "ballcock", but you have left out the preceeding article - -"his ballcock", "that terrific ballcock", to leave it as an inactive verb, a state of being......Yer plumber has BALLCOCK, man"........

I shall start using this expression liberally, as it is fantastic.

Gad, but my dentist has got real ballcock......he's gonna stay in practice until he's eighty, I think.....

:lol: OMG - unintentional omission of preceding article These WACKL delights happen here and provide us new fodder for our entertainment

Jan-it - yes, let us know about teh appt. wif yer son.........

Em's phluids running past dishwasher for laptop

Has anyone found Nicola? I'd send the Lone Dingo, but she won't leave my side, and doesn't venture out alone in search of missing sillies.........

[elye]

Good luck at the doctor today, Jan-it.

Yes, Janet, good luck wif DS! Kripes, get him into competitive swimming......he'll start eating 12,000 calories a day, apparently! (perhaps that's only if you're gunning fer eight golds)........

All right, Sillies, need some crucial advice, here. Several years ago, for a reason that I cannot recall, I had to get a pill down Bryce's mouth (our big male tabby). I managed it without incident, I am sure, because I remember little about it. Well, I now have to get two pills down his throat, two weeks apart, and two pills down Tess's throat (our little fiesty female). I briefly tried with Bryce. No way. I haven't even attempted this yet with Tess. Gad.........

I know for certain it is a two-person job. Two adults.

So, how do I magically get this to happen???? The secret, please!

[Green12]

'CRAP! ' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

Patti

I'm headed to the pedGI later with me son.

I hope the appt goes well Janet, I hope he has gained enough!

Sorry about your leaky ceiling Judy

Any word from Sarah? Or Jess? Thinking of you both, and Bev too

Where in the world is Nikki????? Seems like her holidays in the past have only been a week, I hope everything is ok.

[jerseyangel]

Hi Julie

Ok Em, I have a suggestion fer yer cat pill pickle. Get some of those soft kitty treats (now, be careful because most have wheat--you could use plastic gloves....) and using the treat like Play Dough, wrap/mold it completely around the pill--this trick worked for Allo years ago when he had to take medication for somephin or other. He ate it willingly. No scratches, torn arms or nuthin!

[Lisa]

Emily, this might be of help:

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[jerseyangel]

Any word from Sarah? Or Jess? Thinking of you both, and Bev too

Julie--I phorgot to mention....Jess emailed me yesterday and said she was out of the hospital and at her friend's house. She plans to go back to her house in a few days. I posted yesterday, I think it was late afternoon

I'm thinking about Sarah and Bevvie, too. I hear it's a beautiful day in NYC today, I hope Bev has a nice day today before her appt tomorrow.

[tom]

.. . ...

So he says to the genie "how 'bout a little head?"

I don't wanta be the queen.

. . ..

. . ..

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME...........I'M A NEWBIE HERE..................I DON'T WANT TO BE QUEEN.

NITE ALL

Unprecedented royal refusal!!

Just be careful when posting near the end of page 1299, dah-link.

.. . .. Come on now, he did install one in me toilet.....don't look at me like that

HeeHee

My P3K (post 3000) went by w/out a drop - tho I *did* try to pre-emptively spill some water. <didn't think that could work>

Good luck Bevvy & DS of Gian-knit!

Looking fwd to a Jess poop-in

Sarah .. ..thinking of you

[Judyin Philly]

Unprecedented royal refusal!!

Just be careful when posting near the end of page 1299, dah-link.

Looking fwd to a Jess poop-in

Sarah .. ..thinking of you

Tom

I don't know where you guys see this number ???

the post # isn't it as it wasn't 1299.

See you need a smart queen

[jerseyangel]

Tom

I don't know where you guys see this number ???

the post # isn't it as it wasn't 1299.

See you need a smart queen

Judith,

The page number is straight down the page from here--it's now #1257. When it gets to 1299, this means that whomever has the phrist post on page 1300 is the new Queen or King. The monarchy changes every 100 pages--a written rule of Sillyville

Your post count, when it hits a milestone number (this varies), can signal a phluid onslaght.....could be personal phluids or household, or whatever.

CLisa--where are those rule sheets????

[elye]

Tom

I don't know where you guys see this number ???

the post # isn't it as it wasn't 1299.

See you need a smart queen

Judy, Judy, Judy!......(in my best Carey Grant voice).......

You Silly! Royal ascention happens to the person who is the first poster on a 100 flipover page - - from page 1299 to page 1300, for example. There's a new monarch every 100 pages.

Look out on page 1299.............

Lisa! Great cat pill how-to!

Still haven't tried this again.....cats are long gone, hiding outside after their vet appointment. Don't blame them...........

[Darn210]

Got thumbs up from the pedGI . . . don't have to go back until January. He has high hopes that DS will be on the 3% growth curve by that time . . . yeah, we were pretty far off.

I sent an email to Sarah this morning asking her to check in . . . have not gotten a response yet.

Time to send the yeti goat to Turkey for Nikster.

[curlyfries]

A benefit motorcycle ride? Phab! What's the cause, Lisa?

It's called Loop for Life, and they shut down I-465 around Inpls........and get a police escort. They raise money foe several charities, including St. Mary's Child Center, Hereditary Spastic Paraplegia, and Ryan White's Infectious Disease Center. Last year there was about 3,000 riders and they raised $102,000.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ..

Maybe Curly Lisa could run off a phew copies at work in the school office I'm sure they wouldn't mind

Oh yeah.....right

Do you know that part of the kids' school supply list is a ream of paper? They are REALLY stingy with paper

It would have to be in sign language font to pull it off ............was gonna try to show an example, but evidently, you'd all have to have the download in order to see it

Open Original Shared Link

Too phunny!

CLisa--where are those rule sheets????

Well who was supposed to type them up?................and shouldn't there be a royal decree or sumphin?

.........by the way.....I don't recall there being an election for Royal Secretary!

.........everytime I see that *CLisa*, my brain sees Clarissa.......gives me the creeps

........what movie was that?