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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
. . . a friend of me mum's says they grow up to be BreastRats.

:lol::lol:

Nik tinkering wif her gardner :P Do gardners use ballcocks? Just wonderin... :unsure:


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elye Community Regular
(I checked, but if I were rich enough to have a gardener I'd like to think he'd be tinker worthy B):lol: )

Yes.....With hired gardeners, tinkering potential can vary greatly. One would tinker wif him:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photoaltoze...aa010000023.webp

But I dunno 'bout these blokes:

http://www3.hants.gov.uk/gardening.webp

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yes.....With hired gardeners, tinkering potential can vary greatly. One would tinker wif him:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photoaltoze...aa010000023.webp

Yes--rather tinker-worthy, I'd say B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes.....With hired gardeners, tinkering potential can vary greatly. One would tinker wif him:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photoaltoze...aa010000023.webp

But I dunno 'bout these blokes:

http://www3.hants.gov.uk/gardening.webp

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Fresh-baked bread, stuffed shells and oatmeal cookies, OH MY!!!!!!!! :D

Divan? Isn't there something called Chicken Divan? Is it a lounging chicken or a lounge made out of chicken??

.

Happy belated Birthday wishes to yer mom Susie Q, how are you pharing after the Cobb salad?

Yes- chicken divan is a chicken lounging on a couch :lol: :lol: It looks kinda like me (and Jess at the moment) :P

Julie- You're getting yer phunny on!!!!!!!!!

G'mornin', Sillies!

...Hmmm.....speaking of large flakes, must run my dad out to two appointments today. :lol:...And Nikki said Poo Crime....... :lol:

Don't evah want to get pulled over for one of THOSE........

Poo Crime? :lol: Flake? How aabout a side band called Flake and the Poo Crimes :P

So had half a vicodin and one ibuprofen. I'll see how that works out. May entail even more lounging about than previously described (if that's possible :P ).

Hi Jess! So glad you're doing OK with yer drugs and stuff. Are the men feeding you grapes as you lounge about? Can I come over?

:CurlyLisa . . . from waaaaay back . . . yes, a Tufted TITmouse, indeed . . . a friend of me mum's says they grow up to be BreastRats.

BreastRats :lol:

Here's sumfin cute (no not Gene Simmons)

I take it you already know,

Of tough and bough and cough and dough.

Others may stumble, but not you,

On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.

Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,

To learn of less familiar traps.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word,

That looks like beard and sounds like bird.

And dead - it

Darn210 Enthusiast
Here's sumfin cute (no not Gene Simmons)

I take it you already know,

Of tough and bough and cough and dough.

Others may stumble, but not you,

On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.

Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,

To learn of less familiar traps.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word,

That looks like beard and sounds like bird.

And dead - it

Jestgar Rising Star

Forgot to mention that me mum thinks all you guys are fabulous :D


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yes.....With hired gardeners, tinkering potential can vary greatly. One would tinker wif him:

Open Original Shared Link

Indeed I would.

:lol: 'Flake & The Poo Crimes'

Here's sumfin cute (no not Gene Simmons)

GADS!!! I'm glad English is me first (and only :rolleyes: ) language :D

PHATAUGHMN!!!!!!!!!

COME & PLAY!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Forgot to mention that me mum thinks all you guys are fabulous :D

Awww - thanks Mrs Jestgar ;)

elye Community Regular

I DO love that poem, Bev! I have my classes read it aloud at the beginning of every pronunciation course I teach....let them know what they're in for....... . . .

Oh, and Nikki! I couldn't agree more.....THANK GAWD English is me first language. I wouldn't have a hope if I had to memorize all the rule exceptions, idioms, spelling idiosynchracies.....Gah! What a ridiculous language!! :lol:<_<

Liked yer gardener better, Nikerler.........

PTAOUGHMGHMN!!!!!!! COME HITHER!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
OMG.......Sooooozie! You must tune in to Gene Simmons....

So, guess who you made tune in?? ME!!! I turned it on and a few hours later found meself still watching the Family Jewels :lol::lol:

We never have 'cos of the cost AND don't even know if Tel & Al would react...HARUMPHFFFF!!!!!

I don't want pay out if a heinous poo crime occurs :lol:

:lol: Nikki, NO you wouldn't want to have a POO crime on yer hands!

This gets me thinking.........why are gluten-free oats so expensive, is it magic soil? A super duper high tech irrigation system?? An ancient family heirloom oat root/seed/plant :huh:

Calling Oracle Peter!!!!!!!

Yes.....With hired gardeners, tinkering potential can vary greatly. One would tinker wif him:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/photoaltoze...aa010000023.webp

But I dunno 'bout these blokes:

http://www3.hants.gov.uk/gardening.webp

:lol:

What?? Nikki is tickling tinkering with her gardener?

That looks like Roger Ebert the movie critic in that second photo :lol:

Poo Crime? :lol:Flake? How aabout a side band called Flake and the Poo Crimes :P

I take it you already know,

Of tough and bough and cough and dough.

Others may stumble, but not you,

On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.

Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,

To learn of less familiar traps.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word,

That looks like beard and sounds like bird.

And dead - it

jerseyangel Proficient
Forgot to mention that me mum thinks all you guys are fabulous :D

That is so sweet of her :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Tryin' the day with minimal drugs. I need to restart my methotrexate and I didn't want to do that while taking handfuls of ibuprofen (they don't play well together).

So had half a vicodin and one ibuprofen. I'll see how that works out. May entail even more lounging about than previously described (if that's possible :P ).

Maybe Nikki could hook you up with whatever was in her Turkish hookah? :huh::lol:

Take good care of yerself, get lots of rest and lounge well today Jess, lounge well!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

The Desperate Housewives gardener, excellent!! I wonder how this new season is going to go jumping (5 years?) into the future, interesting twist to the show.

jerseyangel Proficient
The Desperate Housewives gardener, excellent!! I wonder how this new season is going to go jumping (5 years?) into the future, interesting twist to the show.

Yeah--I wonder how that's gonna go?

jerseyangel Proficient
Maybe Nikki could hook you up with whatever was in her Turkish hookah? :huh::lol:

Ok, I'm just gonna say it....I read this fast and thought "Turkish Hoo-Ha" :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Ok, I'm just gonna say it....I read this fast and thought "Turkish Hoo-Ha" :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Nikki, is yourr HOO-HA Turkish???

Hey Patti, did you see they announced the new cast for Dancing With the Stars this morning?

jerseyangel Proficient
Hey Patti, did you see they announced the new cast for Dancing With the Stars this morning?

:D I was going to mention it when I posted about DH earlier! Yep--saw it this morning--I just posted on yer thread.

psawyer Proficient

Let's think about oats, then. I said oats, not goats.

Here in Canada there is no such thing as gluten-free oats. In Canada, by law, a product labeled as, or represented to be, "gluten free" can not contain wheat, rye, barley, oats, or any derivative part thereof, period. There is no maximum level, it simply can not be there at all, even if the proteins are processed out somehow, such as by distillation.

There is a company here, Open Original Shared Link, that sells "guaranteed pure oat products."

A number of factors contribute to higher cost. The crop must be grown in dedicated fields, not in rotation with a gluten grain. The harvesting equipment, transportation vehicles, milling equipment and storage facilities are isolated and dedicated. The purity is regularly tested to ensure no contamination has crept in. Details of the process and how the goal is achieved can be found on the Open Original Shared Link

Of course, all of these extra precautions cost extra. I would imagine that the two US companies that produce the same product have similar processes.

elye Community Regular

Our Oracle hath spoken.......

PETER!!! I've got exciting news!! (Fer me, anyways)....... :rolleyes:

We are coming to Toronto! Yep, haven't been at all this year, a rarity for me as my brother is there and we try to visit once there, once here. Sooooooooo, DH has a meeting/dinner somewhere downtown on Saturday, September 20th. It'll be a whirlwind trip, Friday afternoon till Sunday evening.......but I WILL make time to stop by your store!!!!! :):)

I'll PM you in the next few days when we have finalized things more........

OMG..........a Turkish Hoo-Ha?? :unsure:

How do these differ from an American or British or Canuck Hoo-Ha???....Perhaps I do not wanna know......... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Did someone say HOO HOO KAH hookah? Ah, me favorite is rose flavored tobacco with a cucumber infused vodka tonic. It's like being inside a rose sipping a cucumber. Missing me San Francisco days.

jerseyangel Proficient
PETER!!! I've got exciting news!! (Fer me, anyways)....... :rolleyes:

Ooh!! How exciting!!! :D I wanna come too :lol:

Did someone say HOO HOO KAH hookah? Ah, me favorite is rose flavored tobacco with a cucumber infused vodka tonic. It's like being inside a rose sipping a cucumber. Missing me San Francisco days.

Yer so cool, Bev B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki, is yourr HOO-HA Turkish???

Most definitely not!!! :lol:

Let's think about oats, then. I said oats, not goats.

It's an easy mistake to make POeter :rolleyes:

OMG..........a Turkish Hoo-Ha?? :unsure:

How do these differ from an American or British or Canuck Hoo-Ha???....Perhaps I do not wanna know......... :lol:

Perhaps it's the level of hirsuitism :huh:

Did someone say HOO HOO KAH hookah? Ah, me favorite is rose flavored tobacco with a cucumber infused vodka tonic. It's like being inside a rose sipping a cucumber. Missing me San Francisco days.

Bev the hippy ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Perhaps it's the level of hirsuitism :huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

Gawd!!! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
You were thrilled about finding gluten free tomato sauce, and then went on to eat regular bread. Eating regular bread would be far worse than getting the small amount of wheat you might find in tomato sauce, are you crazy?

So while I had to get work done this afternoon I missed that Bev is a hippie....I always miss the good stuff!

elye Community Regular
Did someone say HOO HOO KAH hookah? Ah, me favorite is rose flavored tobacco with a cucumber infused vodka tonic.

OMG........ . . this sounds like sumfin' that Alice came across in Wonderland.... . . . ...... :lol:

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