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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I'm with V'scope on not much embarassing me. I've had to make the dreaded trip to the drugstore more than once. No matter how much other stuff you buy to hide the fact your buying something with wings that doesn't fly, it always seems like the flightless pad "always" (is that where they get the name?) requires a price check :blink:

Good guffaw Richard, nearly blew coffee out my nose on this one....

and as far as INVITING men here....well we'd better send the Geese and dingos (um, reference to our security task force in the OMG thread for those who don't know) to fetch Steve - yes, poor STeve, doesn't know he's been sucked into anoother thread while he's minding his own business...... :lol:

Patti - ancient - I think not!! wow - permanently straightening hair...another thing I"ve done to myself :ph34r::o worked rather well - much better than the coloring experience.....too many other chemicals on hair to do it now - -

Gray's - - my prediction - - Meredith is going to get way too exhausted dating both of these guys - there will be a meltdown at some point - - but HOW can theylet her be wtih McDreamy, they would NEVER give us that satisfaction......they will torture us.....

Hi Kristy - OMG she wears color-coordinated nail polish - - should we let her in - - :lol::lol::o:lol: (totally kidding, of course you can come - you and PixieGirl can be the glamour divas).....

;)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My husband is like Richard and Vincent in regard to not being embarassed to buy certain personal products. Actually, if the cashier is a guy, I get kinda embarassed. :ph34r:

Susan--I decided against any highlighting in light of the straightening. You're right--don't want to damage the mane. :D Not too much, anyway :unsure:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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and as far as INVITING men here....well we'd better send the Geese and dingos (um, reference to our security task force in the OMG thread for those who don't know) to fetch Steve - yes, poor STeve, doesn't know he's been sucked into anoother thread while he's minding his own business...... :lol:

Good God, not THE GEESE! :blink: I guess we should be thankful there aren't any ill-tempered penguins in the area - there AREN't any ill-tempered penguins here....are there? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti... omg... another twin phobia... I hate to go get personal things at the store too... :lol::ph34r:

:ph34r: Isn't that funny! I really think my husband is less embarassed than I am :lol:

Related story--I used my last 2 emergency Immodiums before I went to the salon. (anxiety in full swing) So, I'm in CVS on the way home buying more. All I could think of was--"this guy probably thinks I have D"!! :lol::lol:

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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hahahaha, Patti, that made me laugh.

One of my personal favorites was buying beer (for hubby), Imodium in large quantities (for me), and um, "protection" (for both of us, so yall figure that one out.) I stood in line with a straight face and was beet red.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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My husband is like Richard and Vincent in regard to not being embarassed to buy certain personal products. Actually, if the cashier is a guy, I get kinda embarassed. :ph34r:

I read somewhere that the most shoplifted items are condoms and Preparation H. Now there is a joke in there somewhere...

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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My husband is like Richard and Vincent in regard to not being embarassed to buy certain personal products. Actually, if the cashier is a guy, I get kinda embarassed. :ph34r:

Patti, I'm the same way. My husband has no qualms whatsoever. So maybe we should just be embarassed with the unmarried cashiers. :unsure::ph34r:

Ok, Celia.....we can be triplets in this instance. Let me in. :lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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One of my personal favorites was buying beer (for hubby), Imodium in large quantities (for me), and um, "protection" (for both of us, so yall figure that one out.) I stood in line with a straight face and was beet red.

Oh my gosh!!! :ph34r: I would have been too :lol:

I read somewhere that the most shoplifted items are condoms and Preparation H. Now there is a joke in there somewhere...

:lol::lol:

You guys are so funny

Patti, I'm the same way. My husband has no qualms whatsoever. So maybe we should just be embarassed with the unmarried cashiers. :unsure::ph34r:

Ok, Celia.....we can be triplets in this instance. Let me in. :lol:

But isn't it good to know you're not the only one! ;):D

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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One of my personal favorites was buying beer (for hubby), Imodium in large quantities (for me), and um, "protection" (for both of us, so yall figure that one out.) I stood in line with a straight face and was beet red.

The store I buty "protection" at has everything back by the pharmacy so I pay there. Nice and convenient.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Related story--I used my last 2 emergency Immodiums before I went to the salon. (anxiety in full swing) So, I'm in CVS on the way home buying more. All I could think of was--"this guy probably thinks I have D"!! :lol::lol:

:lol: Yup, ran into a drug store after a major glutening and before heading into work (at that time).....only bought one large box of Immodium....everyone knew :ph34r:

One of my personal favorites was buying beer (for hubby), Imodium in large quantities (for me), and um, "protection" (for both of us, so yall figure that one out.) I stood in line with a straight face and was beet red.

:angry: ROBERT :angry: had a good story - buying tampons for his then 15-y-o daughter, diapers for his 2 year old daughter, and a six pack for himself.....

I read somewhere that the most shoplifted items are condoms and Preparation H. Now there is a joke in there somewhere...

I have used preparation H under my eyes, as models do, for puffiness...not only did I stink like cod, it burned and did not work.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have used preparation H under my eyes, as models do, for puffiness...not only did I stink like cod, it burned and did not work.....

I always wondered if that worked...guess not :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I HOPE there is one lurking and will come play with us... I miss her..

I miss her too. Penguin needs to come back. maybe we should assault her with PM's.

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TriticusToxicum
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:angry: ROBERT :angry: had a good story - buying tampons for his then 15-y-o daughter, diapers for his 2 year old daughter, and a six pack for himself.....

I have used preparation H under my eyes, as models do, for puffiness...not only did I stink like cod, it burned and did not work.....

I would NEVER buy beer at the same time, I still get carded once in a while, so it might slow my getaway...

You've just shattered my dreams of Cindy Crawford, or should I say "stinky fish-faced" SUPERmodel Cindy Crawford.

FYI supermodels aren't supermodels because they are smart :) I wouldn't take any advice from them :P

They even use duct tape as a "lift" for their assets.

No more Cosmo for you! (or me) ;)

Oh, bad choice of birds, I didn't mean THAT Penguin (notice the capitalization). I meant ill mannered-kiwi's, no that'll tick of the NZlanders...Dodo's- they're extinct, right?

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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thanks for the good laugh! :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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You've just shattered my dreams of Cindy Crawford, or should I say "stink fish-faced" SUPERmodel Cindy Crawford.

aaaaaaaaaaaagh excellent :lol: but I'll tell you something, Cindy Crawford is genetically gifted and perfect...I don't think she even GETS puffy eyes and most likely doesn't stink like fish - ever :angry::lol:

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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I HOPE there is one lurking and will come play with us... I miss her..

She's not ill-tempered though.

Someone should send her a pm inviting her to this thread. Laura could use another ish-ish. Were there any other ish-ish's?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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aaaaaaaaaaaagh excellent :lol: but I'll tell you something, Cindy Crawford is genetically gifted and perfect...I don't think she even GETS puffy eyes and most likely doesn't stink like fish - ever :angry::lol:

can you imagine, if someone JUST logged on, and just read that above quote? (quoted myself - never done that before) :huh::lol:

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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can you imagine, if someone JUST logged on, and just read that above quote? (quoted myself - never done that before) :huh::lol:

:lol::lol:

Hi Rachel, I see you! What page are you on? Being 20 pages behind on here isn't bad. Pretty quick reading. :unsure: (unless you quote alot). :P

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TriticusToxicum
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can you imagine, if someone JUST logged on, and just read that above quote? (quoted myself - never done that before) :huh::lol:

She has her own infomercial now. She is hawking some ageless beauty cream for 4 easy payments of $29.95 you too can turn back the clock... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" (I know, that was Kelly LeBrock - at least she married Steven Segal before he weighed 300 lbs and lost his mind)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol::lol:

Hi Rachel, I see you! What page are you on? Being 20 pages behind on here isn't bad. Pretty quick reading. :unsure: (unless you quote alot). :P

Yup....only about 1 percent scientificness here - and it mainly has to do wtih haircolor..... :P

She has her own infomercial now. She is hawking some ageless beauty cream for 4 easy payments of $29.95 you too can turn back the clock... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" (I know, that was Kelly LeBrock - at least she married Steven Segal before he weighed 300 lbs and lost his mind)

WHAT?? STeven Siegal, obese and insane??? all my dreams are shattered...... :lol::lol::lol:

he was almost as hot as Phabio

(and please folks, know that I'm KIDDING here)

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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I certainly am not as quick witted as all of you, but I sure am enjoying it :lol::lol:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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WHy are condom's embarssing to you? Are you ashamed that you have great and wonderfull (or any...) sex with your spouse? Thats kind of silly...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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WHy are condom's embarssing to you? Are you ashamed that you have great and wonderfull (or any...) sex with your spouse? Thats kind of silly...

NOW HEY THERE.....keep your sex talk to youself, or take it to the Altoids threads, you smugly married man!! :lol::angry:

(edit - not married and not currently HAVING any sex here, that's why...:))

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TriticusToxicum
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WHy are condom's embarssing to you? Are you ashamed that you have great and wonderfull (or any...) sex with your spouse? Thats kind of silly...

I can remember those days... I used to throw them up on the counter, look the cashier right in the eye think to myself "yeah, I'm getting some tonight - you got a problem with that?"

:P

I guess it's different for the ladies :rolleyes:

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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It was more of the combination....drinking, pooping, sex :D .....considering it was ALL we bought (around 10 pm on a Friday night). It looked rather "amusing"

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