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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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elye Community Regular

HA! :lol: Jesus Boots and Fruit Ninjas.. .. ...!


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Its snowing :ph34r:

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Shrooms and Peetah and Jaq-I am so sorry for your losses. This past week has been pretty hard -_-

Red underwear.

Corsette.

Re: the Christmas presents... I have received both as gifts... Rather nice gifts methinks ;)

:lol: :lol:

Or come visit me LoLo, tis legal here.

Yes, but HOW do we get it????

I concur, Em.....seems PeOte's are savoUry and JacqUie's are sweet......

Together they make a phine dining experience :P:wub:B)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My brother being who he is and was said 'What did you do Dad forget your Jesus Boots' It still something I can vividly see and hear after 35+years.

That is PHABULOUS!!! :P

I know that it might be a bit tacky of me to scream my divorce finality across the world, but I don't care. After what that man has put me through the past year, it's sad to say that last night I was happier than on the day I married him! :rolleyes:

Love you all!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Well, I'm bummed :angry: I seem to be allergic to my Wen Winter Vanilla Mint--and I love the scent so much I wanna bathe in it. ^_^

Back to the Pomegranate B)

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm happy fer ya Rach. After all you've been through with the breakup and divorce, you deserve some peace and happiness. Now you can enjoy Christmas wif yer kiddos and yer cute hunny :D

Onward and upward!!! :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm happy fer ya Rach. After all you've been through with the breakup and divorce, you deserve some peace and happiness. Now you can enjoy Christmas wif yer kiddos and yer cute hunny :D

Onward and upward!!! :wub:

Yes ma'am!!! The best is yet to come!!


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jerseyangel Proficient

Yes ma'am!!! The best is yet to come!!

That's the ticket!!! :D

Now don't be a stranger 'round here :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

That's the ticket!!! :D

Now don't be a stranger 'round here :wub:

Trying not to be. I used to have a lot more time on my hands :rolleyes: I miss yous guys!! :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

Trying not to be. I used to have a lot more time on my hands :rolleyes: I miss yous guys!! :wub:

Understood ;)

Quick question--(I miss your baking posts)....can I substitute Pamela's Baking Mix for Bisquick?

mushroom Proficient

Yay, Raschelle - what a fine Chrissie pressie, as they say here -- your freedom!!! But what a year it has been for a lot of us. Jacquie, so sorry about your dad. I went into a kind of fugue state when mine died, walked alone on wild beaches, just walked.... :huh: Gals miss their dads.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Understood ;)

Quick question--(I miss your baking posts)....can I substitute Pamela's Baking Mix for Bisquick?

Bisquick has shortening in it, so yes you can but here's the ratio for Pamela's to shortening:

http://pamelasproducts.com/bisquick-type-mix/

jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks Rach!

elye Community Regular

Raschyellle, I'm really happy to hear that a new chapter in your life is officially here. Very exciting! :):)

Gals miss their dads.

Yes... .. . ....Especially at this time of year..... :(

jerseyangel Proficient

Hugs, Em :)

shadowicewolf Proficient

something weird happened today :blink:

I was outside shoveling (bundled up with gloves and everything) and three of my fingers on my left hand started hurting. I thought nothing of it and kept on going. I finally come in and those three fingers were simi-swollen (the third finger especially) at the ends :blink: Nothing was in the glove and they were rather big on me as well. As of the past twenty minutes two of the three are nearly back to normal and the third is still sort of swollen (its under a heating pad at the moment).

This is new :blink:

I've never had that happen before.

mushroom Proficient

Beginning frostbite?

shadowicewolf Proficient

the gloves i was wearing were the sheepskin kind that are really thick so i don't think so :(

kareng Grand Master

It may just have been how you were gripping the shovel.

shadowicewolf Proficient

Gah! .07 off from making the deans list again...

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Hugs shadowicewolf. Try not to think about school for a while. Your hands any better? Could it be an allergic reaction or something?

A friend of mine had a t-shirt made for me. It has my motto "my body is trying to kill me" written right on my bum. :D So next time I go running I will be a living ad for autoimmune disease awareness!

Loey Rising Star

Hugs & Kisses to everyone traveling. I hope our midwesterners safely make it to their destinations. After the holiday I might start a thread on the dangers of pills covering up illnesses and how hard it is to get off of them Any comments? I've been going through wicked withdrawal off ALL meds. I know I have celiac, CLL, Epstein Barr but I came too close to killing myself because I was told to take a pill. Anyway, pardon my mini rant. I've been up all night.

If I'm offline I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday surrounded by those they love most and I'll see you next year.

Love

Loey

P.S. still planning the birthday bash on the 19th anyone near Princeton, NJ welcome for gluten-free pizza. Obviously it will be pushed back if I still feel like this.

kareng Grand Master

Last day of finals for the High School and all the grade school kids have thier parties today....school cancelled. The wind is wicked. It rained before the little bit of snow, so it might be icy underneath. Glad M doesn't have to drive in it.

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

More phluids here, we are set for floods again (my spell check tri to make that floaters. How does it know).

Good luck all :)

jerseyangel Proficient

(my spell check tri to make that floaters. How does it know).

Spell check does not recognize psllie. Although, there are a few words I use often on my phone whilst posting on this thread that it actually remembers! Looks so phunny when those pop up :P

Stay safe and warm everyone! Karreighn, I'm glad he doesn't have to drive today :)

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