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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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elye Community Regular

I finally converted an old recipe to gluten free and every one loved it.

 

I have been doing this classic recipe gluten-free for a couple of years, now...everybody loves it so much that they insist on having it now for Christmas dinner, in place of the mashed potatoes. I do it in the slow cooker, on low for about eight hours -- this frees up space in my challengingly-sized oven.....and no more potatoes to stand and peel. It's all good!  :)

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PSILLIES!!!

 

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Loey Rising Star

Well Superman & I are officially old farts. We were in bed by 9:30 & Rob fell asleep immediately). He worked a 14 hour day (what a difference a year makes). I could hear fireworks but every time I went to watch them they stopped. I only made it to 11:35 before I fell asleep.

HAPPY & HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO MY WONDERFULLY PSILLIE PHAMILY!!!!

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The radical anti-gluten party excluded from future diplomatic efforts.

 

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I do believe Facebook has stolen our psilly. :(

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Indeed, this place has become a ghost town. :(

Maybe we can get something started again.

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Boo ;)


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I can't believe I'm as much of a nerd as I am and I had no idea about the 'May the Fourth' thing!

GottaSki Mentor

I can't believe I'm as much of a nerd as I am and I had no idea about the 'May the Fourth' thing!

 

me neither...if I knew it...I forgot it...we aren't nerds here at all ;)

 

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kareng Grand Master

Dumb Dad joke:

 

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GottaSki Mentor

Lol....but mostly at your new signature with illustration :)

psawyer Proficient

Yay! There is life in the world of psillies!  :)

kareng Grand Master

From some Dad joke site my BIL ( a dad for 6 months) likes -

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's OK. he woke up.

kareng Grand Master

Lol....but mostly at your new signature with illustration :)

Couldn't find a pic of a dragon carrying a ketchup bottle!

We need a way to design our own little guys.

kareng Grand Master

If dogs could text:

 

Dog: Still Hungry

 

Owner:  You've had breakfast

 

Dog:  Want more Breakfast

 

Owner:  You'll get fat

 

Dog:  What's fat?

 

Owner:  Its what happens when you eat too much food

 

Dog:  Fat sounds Awesome!  Lets get fat!

IrishHeart Veteran

Guy: Watcha readin?

Girl; "Great Expectations."

Guy: Any good?

Girl: meh, it's not all I'd hoped it would be.

 

 

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GottaSki Mentor

Couldn't find a pic of a dragon carrying a ketchup bottle!

We need a way to design our own little guys.

 

Now there is a emoticon I would love....a dragon carrying a ketchup bottle -- Brilliant!

 

So the fun around here today is....the above ground pool which is my safe haven had a lovely sparkling salt water generated shine when I left on a three day trip with the hubs...the filter pump is on a timer, but somehow the salt water chlorine generator turned off while I was gone -- of course this was during 100 degree heat so I came home to a beautiful, natural looking algae bloomed pond :(

 

Nearly empty...am waiting for the last inch of water to be sucked out by the smaller pump that looks like it should have been retired from the tool corral a very long time ago -- yet surprisingly it is still sucking away.

 

Tonight, sparkling water -- next month and for the next year we will be penalized from the city for actually using water -- we have reduced and reduced until there is barely anything green in my yard and just last month they said possible mandatory reductions -- huh??? guess the boys will have to "go" outside ;)

kareng Grand Master
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 I came home to a beautiful, natural looking algae bloomed pond :(

 

 guess the boys will have to "go" outside ;)

 

 

Pond scum and boys peeing outside!  Looks like we are back to our high standard of chat!   ;)   I may not have to keep posting stupid jokes.   pissing.gif

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GottaSki Mentor

Pond scum and boys peeing outside!  Looks like we are back to our high standard of chat!   ;)   I may not have to keep posting stupid jokes. 

 

but K I like your stupid jokes

kareng Grand Master

General Tso's chicken from Asian King....$7  Drink $1.  Getting home and realizing Asian King forgot to give you one of your containers.....  rice less

 

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IrishHeart Veteran

 

 

Pond scum and boys peeing outside!  Looks like we are back to our high standard of chat!   ;)   I may not have to keep posting stupid jokes.   pissing.gif

 

I thought you LIKED stoopit jokes. That's why I gave you one.  ^_^

GottaSki Mentor

I thought you LIKED stoopit jokes. That's why I gave you one.  ^_^

 

I love stupid jokes...one more please!

 

Anyone?

 

The more the merrier in here --- all we've heard is echos of late -- Heeellllllloooooo...anybody out there -- come join the sillys -- oh hell...how is that spelled again?

IrishHeart Veteran

What does a nosy pepper do?

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  :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:P 

 

:D

 

Thanks Irish!

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