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Ode To Celiac


NoGlutenCooties

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NoGlutenCooties Contributor

Ode to Celiac

(To the cadence of The Adam’s Family theme song)

 

Constant aches cramps and swelling

Constipation pain and bloating

What’s with the rash and itching?

All I want to do is yak.

 

Losing weight and never feel full

Losing hair by the handful

Can’t think straight and my mind’s dull

What the hell is Celiac?

 

The doctors are so clueless

They tell me to complain less

I feel so very helpless

I may have Celiac

 

Stopped eating grains and gravy

Stay away from booze and coffee

I still can’t handle dairy

I hate this Celiac

 

Finally liking what I’m eating

Gaining weight and finally sleeping

They tell me now I’m healing

I’ll survive this Celiac


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KCG91 Enthusiast

Brilliant! (and *ping* another piece of the puzzle falls into place - hair loss)

IrishHeart Veteran

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whoo whoo! Bravissimo!!

 

 

(also to the tune of Addams Family)

 

Soon, you will feel awesome.

Your health will start to blossom.

Our lot in life's not rotten

To be a Celiac.

 

Your itchies,  fog, and foul poo

and quick runs to the loo-oo..

are almost far behind you.

It's life with Celiac.

 

So stay the course, dear Cootie.

Chin up!  good  attitude-y !

You're rockin awesome doodies!.

You're slayin' Celiac.

 

^_^

NoGlutenCooties Contributor

Irish - I love it!!  :D

IrishHeart Veteran

Irish - I love it!!  :D

;)  keep up the good work.  Cheers!

1desperateladysaved Proficient

No glutencookies I really like the last verse!  Keep on singing.

 

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moosemalibu Collaborator

This was so awesome! I love it!


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eers03 Explorer

Oh my gosh!  I love you all, seriously!

Gemini Experienced

My......we have some real talent here!  Excellent!   :)

GF Lover Rising Star

Sheesh....I'll have that tune stuck in my head for a week now  :lol:

 

Very entertaining Ladies.  Thank You  :D

 

Colleen

cherries Newbie

Lol love it.

surviormom Rookie

Another LOVE it.

IrishHeart Veteran

Sheesh....I'll have that tune stuck in my head for a week now  :lol:

 

 

.....tell me about it....new stanzas playin' in my head at 2 am.... :lol: oy

nvsmom Community Regular

:D  :lol:  Awesome!

notme Experienced

y'all are nuts :)  but:  what talent!

 

i can't believe you may have topped to poop thread - certainly you are Topping the Charts  :D

Brilliant! (and *ping* another piece of the puzzle falls into place - hair loss)

 

you should see my hair, now, katie - compared to what it was (very, very thin hair, itchy scalp and i was basically pulling out what wasn't falling out)  it's now getting an 'underlayer' and is looking and feeling fuller.   hardly any in the shower drain and i'm not pulling a wookie out of my hairbrush every day :)  also, i'm diving into the dye bottle only half as much (very very much less gray - hey.  i'm old lolz)  i used to have to color it every 4-5 weeks and now i can do 2 months, easy.  happy, happy, happy!  ^_^

livinthelife Apprentice

You all are making me see some humor in an otherwise crummy "can't find anything to eat" day!! SO THANKFUL!!!

NoGlutenCooties Contributor

You all are making me see some humor in an otherwise crummy "can't find anything to eat" day!! SO THANKFUL!!!

 

:D   Excellent!  Mission accomplished!!

MGR Apprentice

Fabulous! Never loose our sense of humour!!

NoGlutenCooties Contributor

It's been 10 weeks of gluten free

My poo has finally sunk for me

I'm feelin' so very healthy

Take that you Celiac!

w8in4dave Community Regular

They are all wonderful!! But man when you list symptoms them like that! We do have to keep our sense of humor! I like the Loo loo lol thats funny!! That will be my new thing when I use the rest room it will be "excuse me I have to use the loo loo" :) 

IrishHeart Veteran

It's been 10 weeks of gluten free

My poo has finally sunk for me

I'm feelin' so very healthy

Take that you Celiac!

 

 

We sing about our poo luck

Most peeps would think we're odd ducks 

For cheering each new "don't suck"...

The C D  family.

 

;)

gatita Enthusiast

This is off the hook... love it!

gatita Enthusiast

This reminds me I've had this song stuck in my head for a year... it's to the tune of "I feel pretty" from West Side Story.

 

It's "I been glutened, oh so glutened..." but it's never gone any further.

IrishHeart Veteran

 "I been glutened, oh so glutened..."

 

"I feel bloated and barfy and dull....."

 

okay, knock it off, troublemaker ! :lol:

 

You know I just I can't help myself if given an opening...

gatita Enthusiast

"I feel bloated and barfy and dull....."

 

okay, knock it off, troublemaker ! :lol:

 

You know I just I can't help myself if given an opening...

 

LMAO :P

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